Chapter 292 of Volume 1: Landlord Friendship



Volume 1 Chapter 292 Lynch's Landlord Friendship

Something big happened in heaven.

In the dark night of hell, a woman is looking for a husband!

In heaven, there are all kinds of powerful gods who have excellent conditions.

But now...

In the temple of the gods, Zeus announced the news that would shock the world.

This also left many gods stunned and silent for a long time.

"No one among you can respond? What should we do about this? Lady Nyx wants to find a husband, so you guys should come up with some ideas. Otherwise, why don't you try it with Lady Goddess?"

Zeus held his forehead, he really had a headache now.

The knife that belonged to Uranus was hanging above his head and had not been taken down yet. Now the big boss Nyx put the knife on his neck again.

But Nyx said that if he couldn't find it, he would become the dragon's feces...

In the halls of the gods, many of the guys who used to talk loudly in the meetings all looked around, hoping that Zeus would ignore them.

Nyx looking for a husband?

Who dares to help recklessly?

And Nyx's beauty is one of the best in the world.

But even if Nyx wanted to marry any god present, they would not dare to accept it.

That would be fatal.

Not only are they unworthy, but they also have to worry all the time that Nyx will chop them to pieces.

Nyx is well-known for his recklessness.

"Speak up! Aren't you usually quite talkative?!!"

Zeus roared angrily: "I don't care! If there is no other way, I will drag you all over and let Lord Nyx choose one by one!"

As soon as these words were spoken, all the gods felt a chill run down their spines and began to get anxious.

If one is accidentally chosen by the goddess, or one is accidentally disliked by Nyx, then...

Then, Zeus looked at the gods with cold eyes, and finally fixed his gaze on Cois.

"Lord Cois, I think you are a good match for Lord Nyx. I think it's time for Lord Nyx to have a talk with you..." Zeus' whispered words made Cois shudder.

This is what is meant by "misfortune comes from the sky".

“No, no, no! Lord God King, please let me think about it, let me think about it!”

When people are in danger, their minds become unusually clear and they can think of quick ideas.

Kois scratched his hair and suddenly an idea came to him!

"My Lord God King, Lady Nyx wants to find a husband, so she assigned this task to you, but she didn't tell you what kind of husband she should find or how to find him, right?" Cois asked Zeus.

"Yes!"

Seeing the confidence on Caius's face, Zeus showed a hint of joy.

"If that's the case, then there's no need for us to take on this responsibility. Lady Nyx asked you to help her find her husband, but she didn't ask Hell for help. Why? It's because Hell is her people, so she was embarrassed to lose face, so she came to you."

"In reality, Lady Nyx really just wants to find a husband."

"If that's the case, why can't we shirk this responsibility?"

Kois smiled wickedly.

I feel like it's better to die than to be a poor Taoist.

"That's right!" Zeus' eyes lit up, but soon he had a headache again: "Then how can I shirk responsibility and where can I shirk it?"

"Lord God King, the human world!"

Coyce stroked his beard and said, "Also, Lady Nyx is looking for a husband. We need to consider what will happen if she succeeds? If her husband is from another camp, then we will suffer a great loss! Therefore, we must find our own people and then pass the responsibility to them. In that way, we will not get into trouble and Lady Nyx will not become someone else's bride."

"And doesn't Lord God have a force called the Land of God's Grace? Recently, aren't all the people in the Principality of Filite ours? If we can really succeed, then we will be able to get Lord Nyx's support!"

Kois spoke more and more excitedly, with full confidence.

Zeus was stunned for a moment: "Well...then let's go to the Principality of Filite. I'm really not familiar with the Land of Grace..."

The gods rolled their eyes and thought that Zeus was really stingy. He had such great power in his hands, but he kept it hidden!

......

principality of filit.

sourella.

Lynch finally arrived at this place.

A huge hanging garden floats above Surira.

Lynch lifts the cloaking magic of the Hanging Gardens, and a shadow begins to loom over Surira.

He wants to tell everyone that he is here!

In the sky garden.

At this time, a grand banquet was held outside the castle.

A long table ten meters long and only one meter wide was placed at the entrance of the castle.

On the dining table, there was plate after plate of large black cakes.

There is a glass of water in front of each seat.

Many gods and demigods gathered in the Principality of Flit at this time were sitting in their seats, with confusion in their eyes.

They all came here because they were invited by Hestia.

In their hearts, although Lynch represents Zeus, he does not have such a big face.

But at this time, Lynch was sitting at one end of the long table, and the goddesses were sitting in a row on his left and right.

The food in front of them was a little different.

The smell of big fish and meat can arouse the greed in people's stomach.

Lynch picked up the Holy Grail in front of him.

As a lord, now a noble, he understands the etiquette of the nobility very well.

With a gentle smile on his face, he stood up, raised the Holy Grail, bowed slightly, and said to the nobles in front of him, "Haha, welcome everyone to the Sky Garden. I am the lord of the Land of God's Grace, Lynch Nicholas! As the lord, I will toast to everyone first. I apologize for the poor hospitality, and thank you for your patience!"

After he finished speaking, he drank it all in one gulp.

The goddesses stood up with a smile, holding the luminous glass cups in their hands, and drank the red wine in the cups.

The gods, looking embarrassed, didn't want to stand up, but when they saw Hestia and Demeter standing up, they also stood up with grim expressions.

He held the somewhat soft paper cup in his hand, looked at the clear water in the cup, hesitated for a while, but facing Hestia's stern eyes, he still drank it.

This is definitely an insult to God!

"Ahahaha, thank you so much Mr. Lin Qi for your hospitality!"

The God of the North Wind stood up, and emphasized the word "hospitality". His words revealed his extreme dissatisfaction with Lin Qi: "However, I heard that Mr. Lin Qi is now leading the army of the Land of God's Grace and is marching towards the Federation of Hope. I wonder why Mr. Lin Qi came here when the Principality of Filite is going to war with the Land of Forgotten?"

When Lin Qi heard this, he immediately laughed.

Even the goddesses revealed a hint of dissatisfaction in their eyes.

The Principality of Flit is the prey of the Land of Grace. The fact that so many dukes were able to gather together is also the result of the behind-the-scenes manipulation of the Land of Grace. If it weren't for the gods from heaven coming, I'm afraid the Principality of Flit would have become the territory of the Kingdom of Klei!

But this God of the North Wind regarded the Principality of Flit as his territory.

If Lynch hadn't been there and hadn't given Lynch's order, the goddesses wouldn't have dared to take action, and someone would probably have died.

Lin Qi laughed and said, "Oh... I'm just bored in the Land of Grace. When has the Land of Grace ever lost a war? I just came to see how you fight."

"Oh, by the way, sit down and eat. This cake is a specialty of our Land of Grace. Our hardworking goblins processed and transformed it from a plant similar to rice, which was then watered with feces and urine, and then kneaded with the saliva of the Cyclops. It has been exposed to the unique smell of the toilet for two days, so it has such a black color."

Following Lynch's introduction, everyone's faces turned pale.

Then, Lin Qi continued: "Not only that, in order to cover up the smell, I used the method of fighting stench with stench, and asked the half-orcs in the orc tribe to put it in the private part between their crotches to cover it up for two days and two nights!"

"But the smell was lingering, so I asked my sleeping monster to defecate. You don't know that although the excrement of the sleeping monster looks dirty, Holks said that it smells quite fragrant. So, I asked someone to put the big cake in the feces and marinate it for two days and two nights, and finally made a fragrant big cake."

As he spoke, Lin Qi looked at the gods fiercely and sneered:

"Everyone, this cake took seven days to make. As a guest, it would be too much if you don't eat it. Will you give me this honor?"


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