Volume 1, Chapter 18: Now that we have big cakes to eat, are we still far from eating pig’s trotter rice?
Don't tell me.
Lynch and the 'Down and Out Four' were really dressed like beggars.
Lin Qi was better, at least his face was clean, but the white cloth robe he was wearing was a little yellow due to his age.
The foursome was a bit miserable.
His clothes were tattered, his hair was messy, and he was beaten by Lynch this morning, so his body was even dirtier.
As for the equipment, it was only the two daggers on Paul and Penny's waists.
"You guys..."
Paul was very proud and felt a little embarrassed, so he became angry and started to curse.
But the next moment, his face turned red.
"Gululu——"
Like a chain reaction, three of the 'Hungry Four' began to feel hungry.
"Gululu——"
They have been hungry for a long time...
Lynch is a black foreman, but he doesn't care about the food of his workers...
"Haha! My friends, before you go out to rob, please first think of a way to fill your weak stomachs, okay?"
"How about this, you kneel on the ground and call me Grandpa a few times, and I'll give you a meal."
"Don't tell me, I'm hungry!"
"......"
All of a sudden, the mercenaries laughed even more happily.
Lynch rolled his eyes speechlessly.
Everyone else was laughing like this, but the 'Blushing Four' were so ashamed that they lowered their heads.
"What are you doing? Hurry up and do it!" Lynch slapped Paul on the head again.
At first I praised this guy for his talent as a robber.
Looking at this talent now, we have to discount it.
"Yes...yes sir!" Paul finally responded.
The 'Resurgence Four' perked up, looked at each other, and rushed forward immediately.
The mercenaries in front were still laughing at these beggars.
But when they saw the aura of the four people, their faces suddenly changed.
"No! They are not as simple as they look. Defend yourself against them!" the mercenary leader shouted.
These mercenaries are indeed experts at dealing with dangers every day.
In the panic, they quickly cooperated to resist.
But their level is too low.
Paul was a knight, and he just charged into the crowd, charging through it.
Borg's fighting movements are somewhat graceful, and his punches and kicks are extremely smooth.
Even though Penny is an archer, she is quite fierce when fighting.
The person who impressed Lynch the most was Uncle Morton. He could actually chant spells and cast magic while running, and he had great physical strength.
In an instant, the mercenaries on the opposite side were thrown to the ground.
Soon, those guys who were originally laughing at Lynch and others were lying on the ground twitching.
"Well, there are some..."
At first, Lynch felt a little relieved to see that his followers were quite ferocious.
But soon Lynch's face turned dark.
These guys are really useless!
He actually rummaged around and found a few big round cakes and started eating them.
The key point is, no one gave it to him!
"Give me a piece." Lynch walked up to them, ignoring the mercenary groaning in pain on the ground, and stretched out his hand to the 'Four Eating Alone Group'.
"Ah? Sir, how can you eat such a thing?" Paul hesitated as he held the big cake.
It is really a disgrace for a godlike person like you to eat such things!
"Cultivation is not just about magic and fighting skills, the most important thing is to cultivate your mind." Lynch glared at Paul.
He snatched the cake from Paul's hand and took a bite.
Suddenly, the feeling on the taste buds is really different!
One hundred years!
Today, I finally had some cake!
Is it still a long way before we can eat pig's trotter rice?
"As expected of you, sir. Every word you say inspires me!"
Paul looked at Lynch's satisfied face and felt a surge of admiration in his heart.
Look at Mr. Nicholas, he is indeed a strong man.
You can find philosophy in eating cakes.
"Yes, under the guidance of the master, I feel like I have made another breakthrough!" Penny's face flushed and her body trembled: "If...if the master could hit me again, that would be great."
Lynch almost choked while eating the biscuit, and his expression looked a little ugly.
This breastless woman has reached a new level!
Also, what are you doing when you have a cramp?
"Sir, I understand! Sir, you asked us to rob because you want us to be like a weak person and do weak things. To experience life and explore the future." Borg saluted Lynch respectfully.
This trip has yielded so much!
"Isn't it because we are short of money that we rob people?"
"Shut up, what do you know!"
Uncle Morton just blinked twice and raised a question, and was boycotted by the other three people.
Uncle Morton quickly covered his mouth.
Why.
really.
My qualifications and understanding are still too poor.
It is simply difficult to understand Mr. Nicholas's profound principles.
......
After eating, Lin Qi and his companions began to pay attention to the mercenaries who had been knocked down.
The mercenaries lying on the ground didn't dare to move at all.
A few people tried to escape, but they were caught by Paul and beaten up before long.
They were already confused.
Who would have known that these big black rats that jumped out of the bushes would have such abilities?
A few guys dressed as beggars, with such power, why don't they do something else but become robbers!
day!
"Sir, what should we do now?" Paul pointed at the captives standing in a row like the young wife, looking like he was seeking knowledge.
"Let them stand in a row, men and women, take off their clothes, put their hands on their heads, and squat down. Then you can search their belongings." Lynch suggested casually.
"Yes, sir." Paul looked excited and began to conduct.
As expected of an elder who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years.
He even knows so much about robbery!
The other three also felt a little emotional.
Sure enough, old ginger is still spicy.
Soon, a group of old men stood in a row naked.
They covered their front and back and shivered.
Some smart guys simply covered their faces.
The mercenaries were efficient and decisive.
I have been in the world for many years and have seen all kinds of storms.
It's just streaking, no big deal.
But some guys are not like this.
"No! You can't do this!" A beautiful girl was roughly dragged out of the carriage by Paul and began to cry: "I am a noble noble!"
"Is being a noble so great? Are nobles not human beings? I'll make you a noble!" Paul showed no mercy and slapped the noble girl on the head.
Don't tell me.
Having been photographed by Lynch so many times, he felt comfortable when he photographed people like this.
"You can't hit me! You dirty beggar, you're dead, dead!"
The noble girl was slapped and sat on the ground, pointing at Paul and screaming.
The sound was so sharp that Paul couldn't help but cover his ears.
"Beggar? If you say that again, I'll make you a beggar! Bitch!" Penny couldn't help but jumped over and slapped the noble girl again and again.
As a person of common origin, she hated such hypocritical and contemptuous idiots.
"Don't hit me! Wuwu!" The noble girl covered her head and curled up on the ground, crying, "You will be punished! My father is a lord, and Wick Town is our family's territory! My father will definitely catch you!"