Volume 1 Chapter 183 Xiao Chou's Life Dream
Amid roars of anger, the army set out and marched towards Fort Orange with great passion.
The plan of the six demigods to lower the morale of the Land of God's Grace was shattered by Marcus' simple yet brutal plan.
Riding on the back of Little Black, Lynch set out on his journey again after the Battle of Selby.
“As expected of you, Father God!”
The excitement on Holkes's face was beyond words: "In the mortal world, my father is so majestic!"
Lynch turned to look at the childlike Holkes and nodded calmly: "Not only am I domineering, but I am also extremely smart. In the future, you will see many good qualities in me."
"You are worthy of being the Father God!" Holkes praised again, and pointed at the unconscious Dasha lying on Xiao Hei's back in front of Lynch with some doubt, and asked: "Father God, this human child, is it possible that you had a secret relationship with humans in the mortal world..."
He was a little wary because Lin Qi always took the child with him when he marched and fought.
He was very worried that this little brat would steal his father's love.
"Oh, this? I am this little guy's life mentor. He will thrive under my advice and guidance and become a useful person to society." Lynch grinned.
"So that's how it is." Holkes breathed a sigh of relief, but still had some doubts: "But Father God, he seems to be afraid of heights. He just foamed at the mouth. If he flies down again, will he die?"
Lin Qi waved his hand casually: "Don't worry, I have already cured him with light magic. As a responsible life mentor, he will not die if he has not received all my guidance. And flying is also one of the things I taught him."
"As a man, he must overcome his fear. He is no longer a three-year-old child. No matter who you are, you must constantly overcome your fear on the road of life. This is what it means to truly live. Do you understand?"
Upon hearing this, Hercules nodded solemnly and took Lynch's words deeply into his heart.
He was deeply moved; this was the teaching from his Father God!
At the same time, I looked at Dasha with some envy. How lucky is this little guy to be able to get guidance from the person who originated the world and the greatest person in history?
"So this is why Father God frightened him." Holkes said, "I hope he can become a man of integrity under the guidance of Father God."
Lin Qi smiled and patted Dasha's head lovingly: "Dasha, I am doing this for your own good. We will be at the battlefield soon. You are not a three-year-old child anymore. When the time comes, I will let you carry a knife to the battlefield."
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When Lynch led the army to march, Xiao Chou had already brought Hudgens and A Mao to prank many powerful people in the world.
The panic they brought is spreading at an extremely fast speed.
'The King of Pranks', 'The Visitor from Hell'...
Many titles were given to Xiao Chou by the common people.
It has even reached the point where it has become a rumor.
Bards often spread stories about Chou. For example, Chou castrated the king; Chou massacred the entire headquarters of the Universal Church; Chou threw a nobleman into a cesspool and drowned him...
Slowly, Xiao Chou became the worst person in the world in this very short period of time.
But for parents with children, Xiao Chou has another function, which is to stop children from crying...
But in reality, although the real big shots are still wary of Xiao Chou, they are not that afraid anymore.
Although Xiao Chou would use some very disgusting methods every time he appeared, he rarely killed people.
Even the incident that happened at the headquarters of the Universal Church was confirmed after multiple investigations that it was not Xiao Chou who killed the person.
A terrifying and powerful person who only bullies people but never kills them.
"Master Xiao Chou, how about we go back?"
Higgins followed A Mao, walking in the desert, and shouted to Xiao Chou in front of him.
He spent these days in fear.
Every time he followed Xiao Chou to cause trouble, he felt that countless masters were spying on him.
Moreover, he had already vaguely sensed that something was wrong. In ten days, he met eleven demigods!
Although many demigods could only be beaten in front of Xiao Chou, he was still very terrified.
Who knows, some big boss might come one day and wipe them out?
The human world is too terrible. Hell is better, happier, more harmonious, and safer...
"Mee!"
Upon hearing this, A Mao kicked Huggins in the crotch.
“Ah——”
Higgins' face flushed with anger, and he knelt on the ground, holding his crotch: "Master Amao, can you kick me somewhere else next time?"
Instead, Xiao Chou turned his head slightly and leaned sideways.
He stroked his chin thoughtfully. "My master said that bullying is a noble job, and as a living person, only when you find joy in your work can you feel happy. But recently, I found that my sense of happiness has decreased a lot."
"Then, Master Xiao Chou, can we go back now?"
When Huggins heard what Xiao Chou said, his face lit up with joy.
Comrade Xiao Chou shook his head: "I haven't tried hard enough to complete my master's work."
As he spoke, he took out the corpse of a demigod from the space ring, violently tore the corpse apart, and golden blood spurted out, dividing between Hawkins and A-Mao.
“Ah—baa ...
Hawkins and Amao's eyes lit up, black energy surged from their bodies, and they rushed towards the corpse.
I love being fed and stuff.
I only heard Xiao Chou continue: "In order to complete the master's mission, gain more happiness, and become a young person with dreams and goals as the master said, I must find my true interest."
He looked at Huggins dimly and said, "Daha, do you know how to get to hell? I've had enough of the human world, take me to hell."
Huggins, who was gnawing on the corpse, felt his hands tremble and froze on the spot, narrowly escaping death.
"Hell... Hell???"
Huggins squinted and chewed another piece of meat.
"It's over. My beautiful hellish home is in trouble." Huggins' eyes were empty.
Hell is such a beautiful place.
There are no scary humans bullying the devils there. Although there will be fights, you don't have to worry about it every day.
There won't be so many celestial demigods there...
"Are you going or not?" Xiao Chou stroked the hair on his head, fearing that he would accidentally pull out some hair and cause baldness.
He said grimly: "If you don't take me with you, A-Mao will be hungry and will eat you..."
"My Lord Xiao Chou, I think this matter is worth discussing. At least we should ask Mr...." Higgins glanced at his good friend A Mao, and saw that A Mao licked his lips and his body trembled.
"Amao." Xiao Chou turned around.
"Mee——" A Mao walked slowly towards Hawkins.
"Master Xiao Chou, I think your idea is very creative! I salute you and am happy to lead you!"
Huggins stood up, his back straight, his eyes full of determination.
As Xiao Chou and Amao walked slowly forward, Huggins cried, "My devil brothers, I'm sorry..."