Volume 1 Chapter 205 Hestia's food is truly exquisite

After Uncle Morton's honest answer, the nobles, who were deeply hurt, took their troops and the civilians of Fort Orange and left the sad place of the Land of Grace.

Before leaving, the powerful men of the Land of God's Grace repeatedly told him to find the "pig", the animal that his lord had been thinking about so much.

"Phew, they are finally gone."

Lynch had been watching the situation in the Land of Grace in the sky garden. He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the army leaving like a long dragon.

An army of 800,000 from the Kingdom of Claire, plus tens of millions of civilians, that's too terrifying.

How much would it cost if so many people were to eat at the Land of Grace?

Isn't that cheating?

After robbing people here and there, plus saving from various channels, he only had a few hundred billion gold coins.

How can a poor man who still needs to work hard to make money invite so many people to his house for meals?

What should I do if I run out of food?

Moreover, even if he were to let tens of millions of people work for him, the work speed would be too fast. How could he exploit the people of the Land of God's Grace?

That won't work.

Immediately, Lynch asked Marcus to drive the man away.

However, Lynch suddenly felt something was wrong.

He lay on the sofa, slapped his thigh suddenly, and glared: "No! I seem to have heard Marcus say that the beastmen from the Igoria Steppe are coming to fight? What's going on? Isn't the war over? Why are there some blind people trying to mess with me again?"

He suddenly felt that his carefree days were too far away.

I no longer want to play tricks of destroying the world and saving the world.

He just wants the whole world to help him catch some "pigs", and then he can live a carefree life where he cannot take care of himself and squeezes the people in his territory every day.

But there are still bastards who come to trouble me.

It's not easy for my subordinates to grow up, but there are still people who make me feel uneasy.

"ah--!!!"

Lynch sat on the sofa and made a woodchuck sound.

“Dudu——”

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

Lynch's shouting stopped abruptly.

He knew that it was the maid he had recently stolen... and after appealing to her emotions and reasoning with her, she came knocking on the door.

The book says that as a qualified capitalist and aristocrat, one must always maintain a noble status and demeanor in front of his servants.

"Come in."

Lynch smoothed his collar slightly, a book appeared in his hand, and he frowned and looked thoughtful.

Hestia was holding a golden tray with many mouth-watering delicacies on it. She placed the delicacies on a table, clasped her hands in front of her belly, and bowed slightly.

Her tone was extremely gentle: "Father, Hestia has prepared a sumptuous lunch for you."

Like Hestia and Hercules, Lynch is addressed as 'Father God'.

They all regarded Lynch as the original origin of the world. According to this, everyone in the world, no matter who they are, should call Lynch "Dad".

Lynch's brows furrowed even deeper.

I don’t know if I’ve been possessed by a demon, but lately I’ve always wanted to be a father.

There was one more son, and then there were many more daughters.

According to TV dramas, if you kidnap a decent woman, she will usually be your daughter-in-law. But I kidnapped her and made her my daughter.

However, Lynch is very satisfied and his daughter is very filial.

Just take a quick look at this food, smell it, it looks delicious.

"Um."

As an old father, Lynch felt he should remain serious.

With a slight nod, Lynch put the book down, picked up a piece of blue pastry, put it in his mouth and tasted it.

Instantly, Lynch felt a different feeling on his taste buds, which made his eyes widen. He felt it was a little unbelievable and his cheeks bulged.

"Father...Father God, is it delicious?"

Hestia looked at Lynch nervously.

She no longer objected to being captured by Lynch, and she was still very curious about Chaos. In addition, heaven and hell were at war, and different gods came to her every day, hoping that she would join the war, including gods from hell.

It would be better to stay here with Lynch.

......

Heaven.

Zeus was lying on a large bed, eating a bowl of food, and was extremely moved.

As he ate, he shed tears: "Wow, this is so touching. My elder sister has disappeared. Finally, I don't have to be forced to eat the food she cooks. For countless years, I was ordered to eat every meal at her place. Finally, I am freed."

Tears blurred his eyes and fell from his beard into the bowl, bringing with it a salty taste.

He still felt that this meal was infinitely more delicious than what Hestia cooked.

......

"puff--"

After Lynch took a bite of the pastry, he sprayed a mouthful of food on Hestia.

At this moment, Lynch began to doubt his life, which could be seen from the bruises on his face.

He was shaking all over and holding his throat, in excruciating pain.

After a long while, Lynch looked at Hestia stiffly, his voice trembling: "You...you poisoned her?"

To be able to cook something so unpalatable requires talent.

This Nima is the god in charge of the stove???

"Father...Father God, is it not delicious?" Hestia instantly covered her mouth sadly.

"The pig ate your pastry and doesn't want to eat it again!" Lin Qi slammed the table, and it was obvious that the poison had not yet disappeared, and his face was still a little pale.

As Lynch was talking, Paige, who usually slept, suddenly passed by Lynch's room.

Smelling the fragrance, he came towards Lynch's room, and looked at the blue pastries on the table with his mouth watering.

That smell is really delicious.

"Master...Master, can I have a piece?" Peppa's eyes lit up.

Upon hearing this, Lynch picked up the whole plate of pastries, stared at Hestia who seemed a little bit unbelievable, and handed the pastries to Paige.

"If you don't believe it, just watch."

After saying that, when Paige opened her mouth, he stuffed the whole plate of pastries into Paige's mouth, and when Paige was not paying attention, he pinched Paige's mouth with one hand.

Paige was petrified.

But soon.

“Hum-ah-ah-ah-ah!!”

Peppa Pig began to make dull pig-like sounds and struggled desperately, trying to spit out the food in her mouth.

Not long after, it lay on the ground, twitching, rolling its eyes, and foaming at the mouth.

A naturally born, 399-level sleeping monster that almost died from Hestia's food.

"Impossible, the food I cook shouldn't taste that bad!" Hestia staggered back a few steps with a pale face, crying: "Zeus and Demeter have been eating the food I cook for countless years! I taste delicious too!"

At this moment, Hestia felt like she was going to collapse.

Countless years of chef fantasy, seems to be a scam?

"The cooking is so bad, today I will let you know what fatherly love is like a mountain... it can make the earth collapse!"

Lynch rolled up his sleeves and pulled out the Seven Wolves.

Sad Hestia, getting beaten online.

After beating Hestia up, Lynch kicked her out and left her to fend for herself.

Then, he looked at the unconscious Page with greed, wiped his saliva, touched Page's pulse gently, felt the pulse, and sighed: "Page, look how good I am to you. I have treated you as a brother for so many years, but I have never eaten you. It's a pity that I haven't eaten pig's feet rice for a hundred years."

He swore that he had never poisoned Paige to death and then sadly ate the idea of ​​Paige.

Feeling a little disappointed, Lynch slowly left home.

I always feel that the barbecue aroma of goblins and dwarves is more delicious.