Volume 1 Chapter 249 I suspect your brain is not working well

"I don't want to fight. I'd better study pig's trotter rice to be worthy of my status."

In the sky garden of the City of Grace, Lynch walked out of the space gate muttering.

The army of the Land of God's Grace was continuing to advance with the army of the Kingdom of Cree, so there was basically nothing that needed him.

As a qualified marshal, if he doesn't do his job well as a hands-off manager, then he is not qualified to be king.

As for those gods and demigods, Lynch basically doesn't want to pay attention to them anymore.

The unlucky guys in the Harritson Kingdom have become Xiaohong's toys.

When Lynch used magic to observe remotely, it was a terrible scene... Xiaohong actually swallowed those demigods and demons, and spit them out, repeating this hundreds of times. As long as they were not killed, everything would be fine.

"Father God, you are back?"

At the castle gate, Tikka, who was always waiting for Lynch's return, ran towards Lynch with a surging wave of excitement.

After the last time, she followed the principle of "Father God's Attack Plan" and adjusted the hem of her skirt almost to the base of her thighs, almost to a maid skirt. The chest was even cut very low, and the white that was exposed under the sunlight seemed to glow.

Lin Qi nodded politely, but soon frowned: "What's wrong with your maid costume? Can extraordinary equipment shrink? Damn, I think I bought a fake product!"

As he spoke, the little devil in his mind roared at the system.

"You bastard, are you selling fake goods? You are becoming more and more shameless!"

【......】

The system, still reveling in the miserable future of cheating, was speechless.

What a inhuman!

Not only did they block his BUFF, they also wrongly accused him of selling fake goods!

"Shrinking... Shrinking? Father God really pays attention to different things. I still need to work harder!"

It was Tikka who was stunned. By the time she came to her senses, Lynch had already walked into the castle.

As soon as he entered the castle, Lynch smelled a familiar breath and a familiar smell.

The scent of flowers in the castle, mixed with the scent of the pure stairs, made him a little intoxicated.

"This is the life a fashionable old man should live." Lynch took a greedy breath.

Suddenly, he felt someone blocking his view in front of him.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Flora standing in front of him, sitting on the steps of the stairs. One of her hands was stroking the raised calves in white stockings with orchid fingers, all the way up, even lifting a corner of the dress, revealing a tiny outline of strawberry panties. She also stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, throwing a wink at Lynch.

Does the voice match her charming and seductive appearance at this moment? "Father God~ Yeah~ You are back~"

Lynch widened his eyes and nodded blankly.

A heart-thumping feeling.

Look, what is the best employee!

He thought mopping the floor with a rag was not fast enough, so he just mopped the floor with his body.

If there were more maids like this, would we still have to worry about work efficiency?

"It's good that you work hard, but your brain isn't very good. You have to know that you are wearing extraordinary equipment. Isn't it not cost-effective to use it to mop the floor?" Lynch kicked Flora's leg away, making her stagger.

As he walked forward, he turned around and glared at Flora: "You broke the equipment, I'll beat you up. Humph!"

After saying that, he continued walking towards his room, muttering to himself: "How great would it be if I could draw a forbidden-level bed to sleep on?"

"......"

Flora sat on the steps in a daze, looking left and right at her extraordinary equipment, lost in thought for a long time.

I always feel like there's no hope.

Lynch knew nothing and walked slowly towards the room.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw that the man who had attacked me at night because he was dissatisfied with the pressure at work was now lying in my bed again.

The bow tie of her maid outfit was ripped open, and the buttons were half unbuttoned, revealing a black lace bra. Her two long, smooth legs were exposed from Lynch's quilt, her hair was scattered, revealing a lazy and charming posture.

As if she sensed Lin Qi's return, she opened her misty eyes, slowly sat up, and her clothes slowly slipped off, revealing half of her shoulders. She looked at Lin Qi affectionately, and gently opened her red lips, but she looked very delicate: "Father God~ Come~"

"I..."

Lin Qi's face flushed red, his breathing felt a little hot, and he walked forward stiffly.

Then he grabbed Osborne's calf.

Then, throw Osiris out of the window!

Amid Russia's screams, he walked to the bedside, looked at Russia falling to the ground in the sky garden, making a big hole, and roared angrily: "How dare you be lazy! And when I was away, you actually occupied my beloved bed! You have to wash my toilet for another three months!"

Lying in the pit, Osiris' mouth twitched, tears of sorrow flowed from his eyes, and he muttered to himself: "I am hurt again."

Lin Qi finally suppressed his anger, lay down on the bed, grabbed the quilt and took a deep breath. After making sure there was no foot odor or body odor, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Ah, so comfortable! If there were eight bowls of pig's feet rice, it would be even better..."

Lynch, lost in fantasy, slowly closed his eyes.

Fighting is too uncomfortable. It’s more comfortable to sleep in bed.

As I fell asleep, I fell into a dream. In my dream, there was pig's feet rice, but no war...

At this moment, Hestia walked slowly towards the door with a serious expression.

She had just learned that her three companions had failed one after another, but Hestia was determined and did not give up. She felt that it was time for her to take action herself.

She put on some makeup, patted her face, took a few deep breaths, shook her head vigorously to get rid of the tension in her heart, and then held her head high.

A bowl of green pastries already appeared in her hands.

After a long time, he learned from the knowledge accumulated in his memory, gently put a cake in his mouth, and prepared to feed Lin Qi himself.

After taking just one step, Hestia's face flushed red because of her bold action.

Looking at Lin Qi sleeping soundly on the bed, her face flushed with embarrassment.

"Hmm~"

Lynch groaned and turned over.

This slight movement made Hestia's heart tighten. She opened her mouth and took the whole pastry into her mouth.

She opened her eyes wide and chewed twice...

Then her whole face turned green.

“Hmm…Hmm…”

For a moment, Hestia covered her throat and veins bulged on her face!

Not long after, she collapsed to the ground, her body twitching.

Such a good god almost died at the hands of the food he made.

Lynch seemed to sense something, but he didn't feel the murderous aura. He turned over again and muttered in his sleep: "Hestia..."

Hestia, who was still struggling to keep from passing out, heard Lin Qi's mumbling in his dream and was excited. Was the Father calling her name in his dream?

“The food is horrible... ouch...”

At the moment of her death, Hestia completely passed out, and her eyes turned white.