Volume 1, Chapter 309: Lynch's new mission for Xiao Chou, Huggins, and A Mao
The army was getting closer.
Suddenly, everyone looked up in the direction of the sky garden.
"Chiu——"
I saw an arrow piercing the clouds rising into the sky from the sky garden, with golden fireworks trailing a long tail.
However, no one paid any attention.
There are many strange and bizarre things in the land of God's Grace, and there are many rumors about them.
......
Recently, Xiao Chou, Hudgens and A Mao have been very idle.
They found themselves with nothing to do recently.
He wanted to bully others, but he found that the nobles recently were very law-abiding.
Some nobles have demigods and gods by their side.
As for bullying those emperors of status, the little ugly boy has become a little timid after Lynch's effective education. He is not like before, who would bully anyone he sees and even dare to target the god of death.
In a desert, the boundless yellow sand changes the world into a new scene.
Xiao Chou shook his head, always feeling that after receiving Lynch's education, his work progress was very slow.
"Hey, where should we go to bully others?" Xiao Chou let out a worried sigh.
"I heard there is a sacred beast in the Tarkhan Desert. Let's bully it and strip it of all its hair. Let's see how it will face people in the future."
However, Huggins has been living a very comfortable life recently.
At least, you don't have to worry every day.
Xiao Chou always took it to some strange places before, but it never scared him badly enough.
It’s different now. Bullying the weak and fearing the strong every day just fits Huggins’ good character.
“Mee——”
Ah Mao glared at the two timid guys. As an evil divine beast, after coming out to wreak havoc on the world, the ancient blood in his body began to revive, and the cruelty in his bones could not be suppressed.
It finally had the chance to do something, but now it was so frightened that it felt its nature was suppressed.
"Bullying the divine beast is a good thing."
The ugly little A Mao was a level 10 speaker. He knew A Mao agreed and nodded happily: "If that's the case, let's go and bully it. By the way, what level?"
"Super god level, Lord Xiao Chou, you can definitely deal with it." Higgins said to Xiao Chou flatteringly.
“???” Xiao Chou’s steps suddenly paused, he suddenly stopped, turned around and walked back.
"Master Xiao Chou, where are you going? This is the right direction!"
Xiao Chou's actions left Hudgens a little confused.
"The master said that we should bully the weak and fear the strong. The super god level is unstable, so we should bully those below the super god level." Xiao Chou said seriously.
"I..."
Huggins put his hand to his forehead.
I wondered to myself, what weird things did Lynch teach Xiao Chou?
“Mee——”
A Mao roared.
Xiao Chou and A Mao have been together for many days and have long been close friends. A Mao speaks level 11 Chinese and said with a smile, "Huggins, look, A Mao also agreed. Let's leave."
Just when Hudgens was speechless, Xiao Chou suddenly raised his head.
In the sky, a faint golden light rose.
But Xiao Chou became serious.
Lin Qi said that one arrow can pierce the clouds and thousands of troops will come to meet you.
Xiao Chou is a thousand troops, Amao is ten thousand horses, and Hudgens...is not worthy.
"Something has changed. The master is calling us. Come back quickly!"
Without waiting for Higgins and Amao to react, Xiao Chou suddenly grabbed one of Higgins' legs, lifted Amao's neck, and flew into the sky.
At that moment, Huggins's confused face twisted. And A-Mao's hair stood on end, and his four legs kicked wildly.
......
The next day.
sky garden.
Lynch sat on a sun lounger outside the castle.
Xiao Chou knelt on one knee at Lynch's feet, while Hudgens and A Mao lay on the ground, foaming at the mouth.
A Mao was relatively safe, but as for Huggins, if Lynch hadn't used a resurrection trick, he would probably have died.
"Master, I traveled around the world according to your instructions. What you said really makes sense. I have never fought with anyone since I started bullying the weak and fearing the strong, bullying men and women, and deceiving the world. Moreover, I am very happy, both physically and mentally!"
Xiao Chou looked at Lynch in admiration.
Dahua and Erhua, who were standing behind Lin Qi, looked at him strangely when they heard this.
Lin Qi's face was embarrassed and he coughed: "Ahem, Xiao Chou, don't tell me what you did. I called you back this time to give you a mission."
"Mission?"
Xiao Chou looked up at Lynch excitedly.
"Yeah, that's right." Seeing Xiao Chou's positive attitude, Lin Qi was very pleased and asked, "Can you curse?"
"Swearing?"
Xiao Chou has stepped into a blind spot of knowledge.
"Don't understand? It doesn't matter." Lynch grinned and said, "Did the human soldiers below the sky garden see it? Just pretend to be an ordinary person and quarrel with them. Remember, remember all the ways they curse people, and when you can curse them speechless, you can come back."
"Master, why is this?" Xiao Chou asked Lin Qi puzzledly.
"Xiao Chou, society is evil. I'm doing this for your own good." Lin Qi looked at Xiao Chou seriously. "Think about it. If you don't know how to curse when you fight an enemy, and the enemy makes you angry, won't your moves become chaotic? Then when you are angry, and someone attacks you, won't you be at a loss?"
Xiao Chou thought for a moment and nodded seriously at Lin Qi.
"So, I want to improve your character so that you won't suffer losses in the future." Lin Qi patted Xiao Chou's shoulder and said, "As a person with a sound personality, you must be considerate of all aspects. As your life mentor, how could I possibly cheat you?"
Xiao Chou kowtowed to Lynch with emotion, woke up Higgins and A Mao, and flew into the human army with a demon and a beast.
The goddesses looked at Lynch and fell into deep thought.
Dahua said to Lin Qi with admiration: "Father God, I didn't expect you to be so thoughtful. I thought you just wanted to teach Xiao Chou a lesson. I'm sorry!"
Lin Qi heard this and his face turned serious: "What are you thinking? Am I that kind of person? Humph! I have always only taught people about justice, and it's all for your own good!"
"Then...then Father God, can I learn to swear? I also want to improve my fighting ability." Erhua asked Lin Qi with some anticipation.
Lin Qi frowned, "Nonsense! Didn't you realize this before? Why did I scold you? It was to improve your character. When I scold you, will you get angry?"
"At first, I felt a little bit, but later on, I didn't." Dahua suddenly realized, "So, Father God has always been doing this for our own good, that's why he scolds us?"
"Oh, I have good intentions." Lin Qi sighed.
......
Among the human army, there appeared two strange men and a sheep.
He curses at everyone he meets.
A verbal battle that lasted for three days began.
In the end, the persevering Xiao Chou and Hudgens won the victory.
They have completely become the glorious kings of verbal cannons.
Wearing the golden robes bestowed upon them by Lynch, they held their heads high and stepped onto the battlefield with boundless glory.