Volume 1 Chapter 319 I'm just here to join in the fun, don't hit me

The Elf God felt a little irritable and his head was buzzing.

It's not that he was a bad coach, it's that the enemy was too cunning.

Moreover, he discovered a problem, that is, the goddesses' bricks, as long as they were hit on the back of the head, no one would be able to stay awake for more than three seconds.

Every goddess has one of those things.

This is to carry on with the obscenity to the extreme.

I fought several rounds with the goddesses from the Land of Grace. My goodness, I couldn't even tell how strong the goddesses were, and I never really fought them. All my opponents were knocked unconscious.

After losing this battle, the dispute between the new and old gods will no longer be a suspense.

"How could this happen...I must be dreaming..."

The Elf God murmured in confusion.

At the beginning, he was still trying to put the weakest of the old gods into the battle team to increase his chances of winning.

But now, everything was beyond his imagination.

The bricks wielded by the goddesses not only knocked out the god among the new gods, but also shattered the glory of the new gods.

Looking at Helios, his eyes also revealed confusion at this time.

The moment Axel vomited blood and fainted, he believed it on the spot!

But who knew that the goddesses' insidiousness and cunningness were beyond his imagination.

When Axl knocked the dwarf god unconscious with a brick, he began to doubt his life.

"Won...won?"

Helios slapped his face vigorously with his hands, suspecting that he was dreaming.

No wonder the goddesses are not afraid of each other, no wonder they don't even want the weapons he borrowed, no wonder the goddesses say his fighting style is weak... Looking at the neatly arranged bricks in the goddesses' hands, and recalling the fierce and sinister faces of the goddesses when they slapped people on the back of the head...

"hiss--"

Helios took a deep breath and felt that times had changed.

This is an era without martial ethics.

And at this moment, Helios decided that after returning to heaven, he would use a lot of materials and ask other gods to make a piece of armor for him to protect the back of his head, in order to prevent someone from hitting him on the back of the head in the future.

Not only Helios, but all the old and new gods present looked at Lynch and others who were laughing and talking with jealousy, shrinking their heads and covering the back of their heads with their hands.

And they began to look at each other and the gods they hated, wondering if they should learn the fighting methods of the Land of God's Grace...

This battle not only changed the concepts of the gods, but also changed the impression of ordinary people towards the gods.

The armies of the Principality of Flit and the Land of Oblivion, who were watching the battle from the ground, were whispering to each other.

"My goodness, is this how gods fight? When I fight with hooligans, I never use such dirty tricks!"

"Huh? I'm different. I used this trick when I was fighting with my comrades in the team! You don't know, after using it, I did this to him... hehehe."

"Which teammate? Ah! I remember you used such a trick on me before. When I woke up, my butt was still very painful. It must be because you kicked my butt hard while I was unconscious! You have actually done something even more outrageous to others?"

"Ahem, right, right, I'm not wrong to you... Hehehe. Let's not talk about this. I think the goddesses' fighting style is popular. Fighting, right? Winning is the kingly way. And it saves energy, how great is that? Right?"

"I think you are right, in fact."

"......"

In one battle, the reputation of the gods was destroyed.

In space, Helios finally recovered from his decision to protect the back of his head. He looked at the God of Elves strangely and asked, "Pictot, do we still need to continue fighting?"

Then he looked at the gods on the side of the old gods.

The rest were all powerful gods, including Flora, Sanhua, Wuhua and Demeter, who were standing aside, throwing bricks in their right hands, looking eager to give it a try.

The Elf God held his forehead with his hand, groaned in pain, and finally let out a long breath of helplessness. Suddenly, his veins bulged, and he shouted at Helios at the top of his lungs: "I don't accept it!!!"

The complex expression and sudden change startled Helios.

Then Helios frowned.

He clearly felt that there were people coming nearby, and there were quite a few of them.

Shocked, he looked at the Elf God with caution: "Pixto, is that you? We made an appointment with the Old Gods in the Forgotten Land, and you informed the Hell and the Sea Clan about our fight, hoping to take the opportunity to encircle and suppress us?"

The Elf God laughed, his eyes bloodshot: "Lord Helios! This is a war between the old and new gods. War is full of intrigues. You should have thought of this before the battle began! And you easily believed what we said in the Land of Oblivion. I should thank you for gathering the gods of the Principality of Filite and giving us this good opportunity. You will be isolated and helpless."

Helios narrowed his eyes slightly. "Very good, you have already contacted Hell and the Sea Clan before this. The so-called battle is just a conspiracy to set a trap for us. So, does Lady Uriah know about this?"

When talking about Uriah, the Elf God looked a little unnatural, and finally snorted coldly: "This matter is the will of Lord Uriah!"

Helios sighed, and then he snorted at the terrified old gods: "Escape! Everyone, escape back to heaven. Every one who can escape will be counted as one, and pass the message back to heaven!"

Then, Helios looked at Lynch, who was still calm and composed: "Lynch... we are surrounded now. Please do me a favor. I want to fight alongside you!"

Lynch, who was eating melons with the goddesses on the flying carpet, heard Helios's passionate words, and his eyes suddenly lit up with fire.

As a centenarian, whenever I hear such passionate words, I always fall into memories. When I was three years old, Lin Qi had used firecrackers to blow up cow dung, dug bird nests on trees, and crawled and rolled in the mud. He felt the extreme pleasure of escaping from the dung fire, enjoyed the excitement of falling from a tree and climbing up again to take out bird eggs, and also fought the final battle with the dark and sticky mud with his body covered in mud.

Whenever he thinks of all this, Lynch misses his lost youth.

Fighting against Helios together made Lynch excited again, with his blood boiling. Although it was not as exciting as playing in the mud, digging bird nests and blasting cow dung, it was definitely more exciting than Boruto.

Then, Lynch stood up. The strong wind caused by the rapid escape of the old gods blew Lynch's khaki robe in the wind, making a sound. His white hair showed that his lost youth would never come back.

Lin Qi looked at the Elf God solemnly:

"You guys fight as much as you want, I'm just joining in the fun, don't hit me."

Helios: ...

Elf God:......