Volume 1, Chapter 333 Today's Pigman Beauty is Especially Pleasant to the Eyes

"Hey, I won't die. I was born as a human being. I'm sorry. I'll screw your stinky system!"

Lin Qi put his hands behind his back and laughed when no one was around.

Every time he sees the system get angry, Lynch always feels happy in life.

"hiss--"

Suddenly, Lynch took a breath and bent down.

Could it be that I ate the barbecue made by the incarnation of the phoenix yesterday and got a sore throat?

The sudden physical abnormalities made Lynch feel very uncomfortable.

Could it be?

He usually drinks too much water of life from the Holy Grail of Eternity, or he is too old.

Frequent and urgent urination?

Lynch scratched his head and was about to unzip his pants to study it.

I always feel like something is wrong.

Just as Lynch was about to take action, a female goblin who stayed in the Land of Grace and was carrying out construction work ran towards Lynch.

He shouted in a sharp voice: "Lord, there are suddenly many strange things in our city, and everyone knows that they are your work. Everyone wants to see your remains..."

Lynch paused and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Lost appearance?

These goblins, who don't like to study, are currently trying to learn about human civilization.

I learned a bunch of weird things.

As a generous lord, Lin Qi ignored her and said gently: "You, go back and look through the books for me, and take a good look at what '遗容' means, and copy it three hundred times."

"Ah?!!!" the female goblin screamed.

"This is an order!"

Lynch glared at the female goblin and walked towards the center of the square.

I was confused and puzzled.

I don't know why, but when I saw the female goblin just now, which I originally thought was a bit ugly, I found her to be exceptionally beautiful and pleasing to the eye.

Even want a kiss?

While walking, Lin Qi rubbed his face vigorously, always feeling that there was something wrong with him.

"Why do I feel something is wrong? It seems a little weird."

Lynch took a deep breath and his throat rolled.

Close to the square.

There was a lot of noise.

The demihumans were standing under a high platform in the center of the square. When they saw Lynch, they all greeted him in unison, "Hello, Lord."

Lynch nodded.

When I looked at the crowd, for some reason, not only did the girls with bunny ears and cat ears look pretty, but even the pig women and crocodile women were particularly attractive.

His throat rolled and Lynch's face turned red for some reason. He looked down and saw that his little brother was particularly active today. In front of the public, the corner of Lynch's mouth twitched.

Immediately afterwards, a sofa was put out on the spot.

In full view of everyone, he lay on his side on the sofa, covering his body with a temporary quilt.

"That's weird, what's going on? Why do I want to touch it?"

Lynch rubbed his eyes vigorously.

This is a novel experience that I have not had for a hundred years.

I have been smart since I was young, but this is the first time I have experienced this?

It seems that if I touch it or move it, I will feel happy?

"Let's study it carefully later."

Lynch murmured as he lay on the sofa, controlling it to fly toward the platform.

......

When the demihumans saw Lynch's sudden outrageous action, they looked at each other and whispered to each other.

"What happened to the Lord? Why are you lying on the sofa? And covered with a blanket? Do you have a cold?"

"Are you a fucking idiot? Even I don't catch a cold, do you think the Lord will catch a cold?"

"That makes sense. The Lord's face is a little red, he must have been poisoned."

"You have a brain disease. You are poisoned. Is that the symptom?"

"It seems so. Is the Lord experiencing a moment of rejuvenation?"

"..."

If Lynch knew that in such a short period of time, he had suffered from a cold, poisoning, and was about to die, he would probably beat these out-of-line guys to death.

However, some sharp-eyed demi-humans still noticed Lynch's abnormality.

"Look at my Lord, is there something wrong with him... is he seduced by my beauty?" A beautiful pigman who did not want to reveal her name blushed.

"Wife? Can you help me check if the pig whiskers on my head have turned green..." Next to the beautiful pigman, a pigman who looked like the second senior brother had a frown on his face.

"Hiss—" A beautiful snake woman gasped and pointed at Lin Qi in disbelief: "Lord...he...he!!!"

There was another snakeman next to the snakewoman. The snakeman saw the snakewoman's surprised expression, then looked at the direction the snakewoman was pointing, smiled disdainfully, and pointed at a piece of white scale on the snakewoman's body: "What's so good about it? How can you covet the Lord? Don't you think about the racial difference? How can a small country be qualified to accommodate a pillar of heaven?"

"In public, you actually... have no shame!" An elf gritted his teeth... and desperately squeezed forward to the first row, staring at Lynch.

Although he said shame, his body was honest and his eyes were fixed on her, which was enough to explain everything.

In fact, the originally black pants had become darker in color. If it weren't for the noisy voices, the ticking sound would definitely not be covered up.

There are more Asians who comment on Lynch's artifact. Many female Asians want to taste the greatness of successful people and idols.

Lynch knew nothing about this.

He was still lying on the sofa, constantly using his hands to cast healing magic on himself.

I don't know why, but the magic that is usually omnipotent seems to be useless.

An indescribable feeling slowly spread in my heart.

He heard the noise and raised his hands weakly: "Quiet."

The low and somewhat majestic voice, with the help of magic, spread throughout the square.

The Asians were suddenly stunned, looking at Lynch who seemed a little weak.

"Thank you for your hard work. You have all been working very hard recently. I hope you can continue to work hard with your current spirit."

"It's been a long time since I've given you instructions on your work. Now I'll give you some instructions on your work again."

"Resources have been arriving in the city in a steady stream recently. Soon, the Forgotten Land will also deliver those scarce resources. In addition, you will soon welcome a group of new companions."

"However, I have discovered new problems recently. People keep complaining to me about several problematic groups!"

Hearing Lynch's words, all the demihumans stood up straight.

Problem races are extremely unacceptable.

Lynch pointed to the place where the new crocodile tribe gathered and glared at them: "You bastard crocodile people, can you do something humane?"

The eyes of the people in the square were focused on the crocodile man who was hiding in a corner and shivering.

Especially the Fighting Chicken Clan, their eyes were filled with anger!

Lin Qi said angrily: "You bastards actually hid the hatched crocodile eggs in the nest of the Fighting Chicken Clan and secretly let them help you hatch the eggs! When the baby crocodiles were born, the fillings were exposed! Tell me, are you harmed? When the baby crocodiles were born, they directly recognized the Fighting Chicken Clan as their parents!"

The members of the crocodile tribe admitted their mistakes one after another.

And willing to compensate.

Lin Qi was very pleased and ordered: "As compensation, the crocodile tribe also help the fighting chicken tribe hatch a batch of eggs. Well, it's decided."

Fighting the Chicken People and the Crocodile People:

"????"

Then, Lynch pointed at the Kobolds and cursed them fiercely:

"And you! Don't think I don't know that you sneak into the toilet in the middle of the night to eat shit! I told you to be civilized, be civilized!"

He pointed at the werewolves again: "And you guys, why do you run naked every full moon night? Civilization! Civilization! You treat us like a ball? Can you change your custom?"

Other races covered their mouths and laughed.

But soon, misfortune befell them...