Volume 1 Chapter 38 The human world is too scary, I want to go back to hell
“Bang!”
"Don't make me cry, make me laugh!"
Lynch's eyes widened and he slapped again.
Aren't all demons said to be cruel?
snort!
really.
Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors. That's right.
(;′Д`)! ! !
Huggins shivered and tried hard to force a smile.
No matter how you look at it, it's ugly.
Lynch glared at him again.
When they approached the town of Wick, Lynch found a deserted place to land and walked into the town with the aggrieved Huggins.
The people in this town are simple and honest.
As soon as you enter, you can smell the stench of chicken shit.
It's more like a village...
"You, come here!"
Lynch saw a figure on the roadside in the town, as if he was facing a powerful enemy.
This figure evoked his ancient memories and fears.
Hearing this, the figure walked towards Lin Qi calmly, slowly raised his hand and touched his nose.
His figure was unruly as he walked, his clothes were blown up by the breeze, and his sparse brown hair fluttered in the wind.
"What's up? Who are you?"
He began to speak, looking at Lynch and Huggins in black robes, his words full of disdain, and he raised his head as if looking down on everyone.
Lynch took a deep breath, frowned solemnly, revealing the terrifying mask under the black robe, and shouted fiercely.
"Call all the adults in your town!"
"Wow!"
The little kid was frightened by the scary mask that Lynch suddenly revealed and burst into tears on the spot.
He swung the baby elephant out of his open-crotch pants and staggered back into the town.
"Mom, there's a weirdo here!"
Lynch looked at the running little kid and smiled with relief.
Children are the most difficult to deal with.
It would be a shame if we didn't scare such a cute child to tears.
"Gulp!"
Huggins swallowed.
What Lynch did awakened his childhood fears.
In hell, the demons eat every little kid in one mouthful.
Not long after, an old lady wearing a pair of straw sandals came towards the village entrance, pulling the little kid with her, holding a kitchen knife in her hand and looking murderous.
"Who dares to bully my little baby!" The mother roared. She had already seen Lynch and Huggins, the two sneaky guys in black robes.
He doesn't look like a good person at first glance.
Maybe he is a human trafficker.
Her dolphin voice rang out, piercing Lynch's eardrums: "Are you two bastards? Someone come quickly, there are slave traders kidnapping children!"
Lynch and Huggins' bodies shuddered.
The man and the demon looked at each other and saw the fear in each other's eyes.
This lady is not very good at fighting, but her momentum is overwhelming.
Huggins' hands trembled beneath his black robe.
Is this the human world?
The roar of the aunt is more terrifying than that of the wailing banshee!
It's so scary!
Please let me go back to hell!
"Don't run! If you are a man, stand here and don't move!" The mother said fiercely, with a very ferocious expression, threatening from a distance with a kitchen knife, but she did not move: "I will arrest all of you, you despicable slave traders!"
It seems that she is waiting for other aunts to help.
"......"
Lynch rolled his eyes.
[32 people have hostile intentions towards the host.]
Seeing the big red exclamation mark on the old lady's head and the hostile sounds, Lynch felt a little happy.
Sure enough, the first step of the experiment was successful!
Even if the other party doesn't know who I am, as long as they have hostile intentions towards me, they will be marked by the system.
Moreover, the amount of information hostile to us is increasing.
Perfect!
Soon, Lynch saw a group of middle-aged women running out with all kinds of weapons in their hands, with smoke and dust everywhere, which was extremely terrifying.
"Quick! Sisters, follow me and kill the slave traders!"
"Don't let the slave traders get away!"
"There are two bastards, surround them quickly!"
Soon, Lynch and Huggins were surrounded by a group of middle-aged women, sweating profusely.
They were all dumbfounded when they heard the aunt's angry scolding.
This is more stressful than a life-and-death battle.
Looking at the red exclamation points rising above the aunts' heads, Lynch patted Huggins' shoulder stiffly.
"Little brother, these ladies are now in your hands. Reveal your true face and make them despair."
After that, Lynch muttered a few magic spells in a low voice.
Disappeared from the spot in an instant.
Combat skills-invisibility!
"Brother..." Higgins, who was confused by the aunts, finally reacted when he saw Lynch disappear.
I want to cry but I have no tears.
Big brother!
You are disloyal!
Leaving me in this place that is more terrifying than hell!
"Where are the people?"
The aunts were stunned when they saw Lin Qi disappear.
But they soon put Lynch out of their minds and didn't even think about how he disappeared.
The attack was immediately directed at Huggins.
"That brat must have escaped, sisters. This slave trader is still here. Kill him for me!"
The first mother yelled angrily, took the brunt of the attack, and kicked Huggins.
Seeing this, the other mothers also joined the fight.
"Don't come over here!"
Hudgens was so stunned by the aunts' momentum that he didn't even know how to resist for a moment.
He was kicked to the ground, covering his head and screaming miserably.
The frequent trampling continued for a long time, raising dust.
The crazy mothers didn't stop their violence until Huggins' black robe and mask were torn off.
They looked at the demonic body of Huggins, all of them stood there in a daze, their "weapons" fell to the ground, and their faces gradually turned pale.
Although they have never seen a devil, they have always heard of the legend of devils.
Hudgens' appearance is undoubtedly consistent with the legend.
"Devil...devil!"
"Run! The devil is coming!"
"Salt! Go back and get some salt. The devil is afraid of salt!"
"......"
......
[Despair Coins +3]
[Despair Coins +5]
[Expectation Coins +3]
[....]
Lin Qi ran out of the village invisibly, wiped the cold sweat from his head, and raised the corners of his mouth.
The sound of despair coins arriving is wonderful.
However, these expectation coins should have been produced by the younger brothers.
It seems that this thing can be used as long as someone who is hostile to you or has a sense of admiration for you starts to have inexplicable expectations of you.
Just a little bit of ginkgo.
"Phew! It's time to act like a charlatan."
Lynch chuckled, flew to the parked magic boat, took off his black robe, put on a new mask, and drove the magic boat towards the town of Wick.
He touched his chin and began to search through a pile of magic lists.
Pretending to be a charlatan is a technical job.
"Ordinary magic? Just a beam of light, nothing fancy."
"Extraordinary magic, Holy Light? I'll use it for now."
"Yes, it's you! That's awesome!"
Lynch's face lit up with joy.
After a while, we arrived at the town of Wick.
Seeing the scene below, the corners of his mouth twitched.