Volume 1 Chapter 39 The Almighty God is a bad guy, he hit me on the head

The group of mothers were still surrounding Huggins.

They held salt in their hands and sprinkled it on Huggins.

Some of the ladies also brought silver dishes from somewhere and used them to knock at Huggins furtively.

"Quick, look, he's not moving, it's working!"

"Oh! Almighty God, give me light to kill the devil!"

"I'm going to stab you to death with my chopsticks!"

Lynch's mouth twitched.

These aunts must have heard of these legends from somewhere and are doing all this fancy stuff.

And isn't this devil Hudgens too timid?

Why am I so scared by a group of weak aunts?

You are a horrible devil!

Has hell become so peaceful that people don't pick up things on the streets and doors are open to the public?

"Huggins, stand up and scare these old ladies. Show your devilish courage!" Lynch said slowly, using magic to transmit the voice into Huggins' ears.

Huggins's eyes struggled.

After hesitating for a long time, he gritted his teeth and stood up with a wronged look on his face.

In his opinion, compared to these old ladies, the human who always hits the devil's head seems to be more terrifying.

He adjusted his expression, showing his fangs, and with his hands in a grasping position, he pinched the air!

“Ouch!”

Huggins roared.

Although he looked hideous and crying, he still looked scary.

"Ah! Run!"

"This demon is so scary!"

"Sisters, run for your lives!"

The aunts' shrill voices rang out again, and they fled in panic.

Lynch held his forehead.

The people in this world really test one's mental endurance.

It seemed that he had only met one normal person, and that was Dick who was bitten to death by Hydra.

Shaking his head and suppressing his thoughts, Lynch stood at the bow and straightened his back.

He put his hands behind his back, and the breeze blew his white hair, revealing his face covered with a smiling mask.

Holy.

A white magic circle instantly formed and spun under his feet.

A dazzling light suddenly rose from Lynch's body.

A divine sound like the sound of nature also rang out.

It attracted the attention of everyone in the town of Wick.

"Oh my God, look, is that God?"

"Did God hear our prayers and come to save us?!!"

"He can fly, he is indeed a god, kneel down to him!"

When the aunts saw Lynch floating down from the magic boat and landing in front of them, they all knelt down devoutly to him.

His eyes were filled with piety and expectation.

Lynch's face under the mask showed an evil smile.

These mothers with red exclamations all turned green under their own light!

Ahem, the red exclamation point has turned green.

As expected, I have the potential to be a charlatan!

The mothers' voices of prayer were heard, and the fear of the devil disappeared.

Lin Qi cleared his throat and sighed: "Hey, I'm not a god, but I'm very sad."

The aunts were stunned when they heard this.

Not a God?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Look at this posture, it’s definitely being low-key!

As expected of God, he is so humble and kind!

Still sad?

What's going on?

What made God sad?

"God, have we done something wrong that has hurt you?"

An old lady asked Lin Qi anxiously.

Seeing that these aunts still called themselves gods, Lynch rolled his eyes.

Damn, he looks handsome even with a mask on.

But you don't have to think of yourself as a god, right?

"No, it's not you." Lynch sighed, no longer paying attention to the aunts' calls, and pointed at Huggins and said, "It's this devil."

Huggins blinked and was stunned.

What's going on here, brother?

The mothers also blinked twice in a daze.

Lynch continued, his voice somewhat sad: "Do you know who he is? He was once a follower of the Almighty God, Dick Gar! But he couldn't resist the temptation and became an evil devil!"

"What?!!"

The mothers, who had briefly seen Dick, who had come to Wick for information, all looked toward Huggins.

This person turned out to be the gentle-looking bishop?

You can’t judge a book by its cover!

"Hurry up! Admit that you are Dick, a member of the Universal Church, and then splash some dirty water on them, the dirtier the better!" Lynch winked at Hawkins and transmitted his message using magic.

Lin Qi holds a grudge, but he has not forgotten that those guys from the Universal Church killed his own people.

It's okay to cheat a little, yes.

Upon hearing this, Huggins was stunned for a moment, then quickly knelt down.

He vented out all the grievances and helplessness that had accumulated since his arrival.

"Woohoo! God, I was wrong. I am Dick!"

"I am a member of the Universal Church."

"The Almighty God is a bastard. He forced me to join the church. If I didn't agree, he would hit me on the head! Even after I joined the church, he still hit me on the head! The Almighty God is a liar and likes to let poor believers deceive some kind civilians!"

"The Almighty God is the biggest devil! Wuwu! The Almighty God is disloyal. He threw me out and let me get beaten without caring about me. I am so miserable!"

"The Universal Church is a cult, and the Almighty God is a liar. He is so cruel..."

Dick became more and more sad as he spoke, and his voice was so mournful that anyone who heard it felt sad and cried.

When the mothers heard Dick's true feelings, they believed it immediately.

This is so real, the tone of crying and screaming cannot be faked. If you haven't experienced it yourself, it is impossible to express such true emotions.

"Oh! I never thought that the Almighty God is such an evil God!"

"How hateful! I have always believed in the Universal Church!"

"I must expose their evil deeds!"

The mothers became furious and started to curse.

Lynch blinked his eyes, feeling something was wrong.

These things Huggins said feel so familiar...

Have you heard this somewhere?

But now is not the time to dwell on this matter.

Hudgens' acting is good, and this young devil has great potential.

Lynch nodded with relief, a golden light flashed in his eyes, and he muttered a few spells in a low voice.

Eight pairs of huge transparent wings suddenly appeared behind him!

A few wings fell to the ground, causing new green shoots to grow on the ground.

Under the devout gaze of the aunts, Lynch slowly walked towards Huggins, lifted the back of Huggins' collar, and floated up into the sky.

"The demons of the Almighty Church will be purified. Those who believe in me will have eternal life. Pray to me and believe in me, and I will provide you with protection."

Lynch's figure slowly disappeared.

The aunts clasped their fists together, looked grateful and pious, and watched Lynch leave.

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[Expectation Coins +6]

[Expectation Coins +3]

[Expectation Coin.....]

The sound of expecting the money to arrive keeps ringing.

Lynch has already brought Huggins back to the magic boat.

Huggins still had a look of sadness and grievance on his face, and he wiped away his tears secretly.

It seems that he still hasn't recovered from his grief.

"Devil summons, mark!" Lynch tapped Huggins' back with one hand, and suddenly a mark appeared and then slowly disappeared.

Lynch patted Huggins on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Go back to hell."

"Hmm?" Hearing this, Huggins, who was feeling sad, showed joy on his face.

Can I go back?

Finally got rid of this horrible human?

“Bang!”

"Hmm? Don't you want to go back?"

Lynch slapped Huggins on the head.

"Yes! I miss you so much! Woohoo, I can finally go home!"

Huggins cried with joy.

How can this be the human world?

Human beings are so horrible and cruel!

This is hell within hell!

Never come back in my lifetime.

Next, I am a dog!

"Roll, roll!" Lynch waved his hands impatiently.

A magic circle appeared under Huggins' feet.

"Is it bad for him to stay with me? No, it's definitely not! Huggins was so moved that he shed tears next to me." Lynch nodded confidently and said with a smile, "This guy has good acting skills and is very obedient. Next time, call him out again."