Chapter 368 I Want to Take a Shower
The dormitory conditions provided by the temple for the Elf King are very good, and each room has its own 10-square-meter bathroom.
The bathroom is covered with exquisitely patterned floor tiles and is equipped with a mirror, washbasin, toilet, water tank, bathtub, clothes rack, chair, etc. It is fully equipped with dry and wet separation for easy use.
The Elf King carried Shu Li into the bathroom, looked around, and placed him on a chair against the wall.
Shu Li's butt was against the wooden chair, his arms still wrapped around the Elf King's neck, stubbornly refusing to let go.
"Be good, I'll run you a bath." The Elf King coaxed the drunkard gently.
"Bath water?" Shu Li's brain was like a rusty machine, running slowly. It took him a while to react. His eyes sparkled. He let go of the Elf King, put his feet on the ground, and stood up with the help of the wall.
"Yes, take a bath!" He staggered towards the bathtub, muttering, "I want to take a bath... take a bath..."
"Be careful." Seeing Shu Li's legs go weak and he fell, the Elf King reached out to support him.
Shu Li leaned in his arms and said with a clumsy tongue, "Thank you...thank you."
The Elf King hugged the limp little drunk and asked, "Can you wash yourself?"
Shu Li nodded heavily. "I, can!"
The Elf King straightened his body, waited until he was firmly on his feet, and then let go to let him move on his own.
Shu Li's head spun, and he stood there for a moment before reacting. Seeing the enormous bathtub, he cast a water spell without a second thought. Hundreds of water balls instantly condensed from the air, raining down into the tub.
When the basin was half full of water, he changed his magic. The bathtub became like a washing machine. The water inside turned into a whirlpool, flushing vigorously, and finally turned into a water dragon and went into the floor drain.
After cleaning the bathtub, Shu Li released fire magic and water magic at the same time. The interaction between them turned the cold water into warm water, which flowed into the basin.
While waiting, he hummed a cheerful tune and began to undress, completely forgetting that the Elf King was standing in the bathroom.
The Elf King stood one meter away from him, watching him take off his clothes quietly. When a piece of white skin appeared in front of him, his eyes became deep.
Shu Li felt a burning gaze behind him, and belatedly realized that the Elf King was still in the bathroom.
His robe hung loosely around his waist, revealing his bare upper body. His skin was delicate and white, with a warm luster like porcelain. His back was thin, with smooth lines, and his beautifully shaped butterfly bones were faintly visible under his loose golden hair.
Shu Li tilted her head to the side, her tender green eyes filled with a layer of mist, like the blue sky after rain, pure and flawless.
"I'm going to take off my clothes, aren't you going to get out?"
Even as an adult, his cheeks still have a bit of baby fat and he looks very youthful.
The Elf King's eyes were gentle, and there was no trace of evil in his eyes. "You are drunk, and I am worried."
Shu Li blinked and suddenly showed a sly smile, exactly the same smile Chris had when he was playing a prank.
"Will you help me wash it?"
At this moment, his mind was in a state of confusion and he didn't know what vicious words he had said.
Deep emotions brewed in the Elf King's eyes, his Adam's apple slid slightly, and he whispered softly: "If you need it."
"I need..." Shu Li stopped talking suddenly. His mind finally came to his senses. His face flushed and he quickly turned his head away, not daring to look at the Elf King again.
Looking at the clear warm water in the bathtub, he was in a trance and put away his original power, turning into a small fairy the size of a palm. A pair of gauze-like wings grew on his back. He flew to the edge of the bathtub as if escaping, and in a few seconds he tore off the fairy robe that had shrunk as well, and threw it away boldly.
The small robe fluttered down onto the floor tiles.
Shu Li tightened her face and performed a standard diving action. With a "splash", she jumped vertically upside down. Her slender little body was like a needle, inserted into the water without splashing any water.
Elf King: ...
Shu Li soaked in warm water and became half sober. When he regained consciousness, he felt very embarrassed.
Thinking of the series of actions he took while drunk, he wished time could go back.
Unfortunately, the three Horcruxes acted on their own and did not listen to his commands at all, so he still had to face what he had to face.
Shu Li's ostrich mentality kicked in and he dived into the water, trying to hide as long as he could.
The bathtub is suitable for adults to soak in. After he became small, he jumped in, like a little yellow duck entering a big pool.
Shu Li hugged his knees with his hands, curled up into a ball, and let his body sink to the bottom of the water.
The Elf King stood in front of the bathtub, watching the little goblin crawling at the bottom of the tub like a snail.
If this goes on for a long time, you'll suffocate, right?
He sighed softly, slowly rolled up his right sleeve, then reached into the water, gently pinched the wings behind the little elf, and lifted it up.
Shu Li was thinking about life when he suddenly felt his body leaving the water. He tilted his head in confusion and came face to face with the handsome face of the Elf King.
The naked little elf was dumbfounded and curled up even more, almost rolling into a ball.
The Elf King did not give him much buffer time. He threw a boat-shaped green leaf that he had collected at some unknown time into the water and placed the little elf on the leaf.
Shu Li was on all fours, with his bare little butt sticking out, lying on the green leaves with a look of despair.
I dare not move, I dare not move at all.
This was not the result he wanted.
He had some evil intentions, and wanted to use alcohol to increase his courage, do something, and express his feelings to the Elf King.
However, ideals are full and reality is skinny.
When drunk, the brain and body are completely out of control and people do some incredible things in a daze.
He didn't understand why he wanted to become smaller?
Isn't it good to stay in shape?
It's okay to be embarrassed, but just hold on and take down the king, and the rest will follow naturally.
Unfortunately, he backfired. Not only did he shrink in size, but he also performed a showy dive without leaving a trace in front of the Elf King.
Everything was out of sync and going in strange directions.
Now, lying on the leaf, what else can he do?
Shu Li wanted to cry but had no tears, hating herself for having such a low alcohol tolerance that she got drunk after just a few drinks.
Just as he was feeling sorry for himself, the Elf King took out a mini handkerchief, wet it, and gently wiped the goblin's back.
"Huh?" Shu Li felt his back being gently wiped. He suddenly raised his head, and his watery eyes looked in surprise at the Elf King squatting in front of the bathtub.
——It’s quite a giant.
If I wasn't used to it, it would be a bit scary.
Although he is peerless in appearance.
The Elf King held the small handkerchief and wiped his back, then his arms.
Shu Li frantically pulled the small handkerchief over to cover her crotch, blushing and refusing: "I...I'll wash it myself!"
The Elf King didn't try to get the handkerchief back after it was snatched away. He just smiled helplessly. "Are you sure?"
"Sure and for sure!" Shu Li nodded seriously, "I... I'm sober now."
Anyone who soaks in the water like this will wake up.
Seeing the little goblin's confident face, the Elf King didn't force it, but stood up and took a few steps back.
"...Go back to your room and rest!" Shu Li looked at the Elf King with a calm expression, feeling a little lost.
He is already an adult. When will he be able to fall in love with Wang like in his premonition dream?
The little goblin drooped his ears listlessly, looking so pitiful that it made people feel pity for him.
"I'll sit here and wait for you to finish washing." The Elf King pulled over a chair and sat down gracefully. "Just in case."
Shu Li's drooping ears suddenly stood up.
Just a few words of concern made him so happy. He is really hopeless.
The Elf King took out a book and flipped through it slowly.
Shu Li waited for a long time, and seeing that his attention was all on the book, she plucked up her courage and took a shower without worry.
There was a "splashing" sound of water in the bathtub.
For the little goblin who is only the size of a palm, such a large basin of water is a bit of a waste.
Shu Li washed off the foam on her body, and the water was still clear.
After taking a shower, he stood on the green leaves, took out a dry bath towel and wrapped it around his waist.
"Did you finish washing?"
The Elf King's pleasant voice sounded overhead.
Shu Li subconsciously covered her chest and looked up nervously.
The next second, the Elf King's big hand reached out to him, pinched his wings, lifted him up in the air, and without waiting for him to resist, wrapped him in a large soft bath towel.
Shu Li was at a loss.
He was carefully wrapped up by the Elf King like a doll, with only his little head exposed.
Five minutes later, Shu Li, who was completely dry, was gently put into the quilt by the Elf King.
"Go to sleep!"
The Elf King's fingertips rubbed Shu Li's forehead. He rolled his eyes and looked at the hourglass clock on the bedside.
Seven o'clock in the evening.
Is it too early to go to bed at this time?
After sobering up, he had no desire to sleep.
The Elf King did not stay in his room for too long. After taking care of him and letting him lie down, he extinguished the magic stone lamp and left calmly.
Shu Li lay in the quilt, staring at his back in a daze.
As soon as the door closed, he groaned in frustration, released his original power, and transformed into a large size, rolling around under the quilt like a silkworm chrysalis.
What a good opportunity to confess, but he wasted it!
It was difficult for him to breathe in the quilt, so he arched his back twice, stuck his head out, and opened his mouth to breathe in fresh air.
His mind replayed the previous scene like a movie, analyzing it frame by frame, trying to figure out the Elf King's expression when he saw him half-naked.
His pupils contracted three times and his Adam's apple slid quickly twice.
It seems... not so indifferent?
Shu Li rubbed his cheeks and gave a thumbs up to his new discovery.
Just a reaction!
What I fear most is that there is nothing unusual.
Shu Li yawned, stretched his limbs, and got into a sleeping position.
I thought I would have insomnia, but as soon as I closed my eyes, I fell asleep in a daze.
The Elf King sat on the sofa in the living room, a miniature goblin robe in his palm.
It was exactly the clothes that Shu Li had changed out of.
The fairy robe is made of high-quality material and is enchanted with high-level magic. It is dust-proof, water-proof and fire-proof and does not need to be washed.
The Elf King took out ten crystal ores of different colors from his storage bag and released magic of various types to perform alchemy on the spot.
These elusive crystal minerals, under the influence of magic, are refined into essence and integrated into the fairy robes.
To upgrade the level of the robe, even for an Elf King, it takes two hours.
When the robe emits a dazzling golden light, it means that it has been successfully upgraded.
The Elf King retracted his magic, pinched his small robe and shook it, revealing a row of "broken diamonds" containing high-level magic on the collar.
In the room, Shu Li was lying on his back with his arms and legs spread out, sleeping soundly and completely unaware that his robe had changed drastically.
The Elf King held the small robe and walked towards Shu Li's room. Just as he reached the door, he suddenly stopped and quickly turned to look at the living room window with an extremely sharp look.
“Wuwuwu——”
The sharp sound of sirens suddenly resounded throughout the entire Eba Fortress, alarming everyone.
Enemy attack!
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