Bai Liu stared at Hei Tao through the window for a while. Just as he was about to turn around to pick up Hei Tao, he saw Hei Tao quickly climb up the lamppost in two or three steps, exert force from his waist, jump up, and steadily grab the security railing in front of Bai Liu's window. He stepped on the wall with one foot, came in front of Bai Liu, and stared at him.

Bai Liu: “…”

He glanced at the streetlight that was bent by Spade's jump, and his sight paused subtly.

...In theory, when all players log in to reality, their physical qualities in the game will not be transferred over, that is, they will be reduced to the normal human level, but the power of Spade is still the same...

unreasonable.

Isn't this the effect after trimming?

Bai Liu rarely felt a sense of crisis under Hei Tao's aggressive gaze. He opened his mouth and was about to say "Come down, I'll pick you up downstairs" when he saw Hei Tao easily pry open the protective fence that Mu Ke had just installed in the afternoon, crawled in between two iron bars, pushed open the locked window (yes, another lock was broken here), and then Hei Tao had just stepped one foot into Bai Liu's house when his upper body impatiently leaned in and hugged Bai Liu tightly.

Bai Liu was knocked back several steps by Hei Tao's force, and finally they both fell on the sofa.

He had drunk a bit of wine that night, and after being hit and pressed so hard by Spade, his head felt dizzy and he felt like he couldn't breathe.

"You get up first." Bai Liu tried to calmly back away from Hei Tao who buried his head in his neck and started to rub it. Halfway through pushing him, his eyelids jumped and he said coldly, "No kissing!"

Spade paused for a moment, and he slowly moved down

Bai Liu's temples were throbbing wildly. He took a deep breath and said, "You are not allowed to bite either."

"But I miss you so much." Heitao hugged Bai Liu tightly, and he pressed his legs on Bai Liu, making Bai Liu unable to move. "I can come to see you now, so why can't I kiss you?"

Bai Liu: “…”

Who taught Spades that human social etiquette is that you can kiss someone just by going to their home?

"Get up first." Bai Liu ordered coldly. After realizing that this trick didn't work and Hei Tao was still suppressing him, Bai Liu paused and changed his words, "Get up and I'll reward you."

Hei Tao sat up quickly and stared at Bai Liu.

Bai Liu: “…”

Bai Liu lowered her eyelids, knelt down and kissed Heitao lightly on the eyelid.

"Okay." Bai Liu sat back on the sofa. He held down Heitao who was trying to come closer. Suddenly, for some reason, he smiled lightly and asked softly, "Why do you want to kiss me?"

"I've passed." Spade looked at him, "I can kiss you now."

——Last time, when Bai Liu said he was qualified, he kissed him, so for Hei Tao, the logic evolved into that as long as he was qualified, he could keep kissing Bai Liu.

"It's not that you are qualified, so you can kiss me." Bai Liu slowly released the hand that was holding Hei Tao. He curled his feet on the sofa, hugged his hands, and leaned his head on his knees. His black eyes, which were a little drunk and watery, contained many emotions that Hei Tao could not understand. He spoke softly, but with a smile:

"It's because I like you that I allow you to kiss me."

Spade paused, and asked back, "Like, what is it?"

"Love is probably a kind of emotion without cost-effectiveness." Bai Liu lowered his eyes and explained to Hei Tao in a calm tone, "Usually it happens between people, accompanied by the secretion of dopamine and hormones, which makes people temporarily lose their rationality, lose control, and forget to weigh the pros and cons."

“Overall, it’s not a good thing.”

Spade said quickly: "Then you are not allowed to like me."

After a while, he added expressionlessly: "You are not allowed to like others either."

Bai Liu was silent for a moment: "I will not do anything that has no benefit to me, so my liking you is profitable."

Spade asked: "What do you want me to do?"

Bai Liu slowly raised his eyes, looked at Hei Tao, and suddenly smiled: "I hope you can help me eat the Coconut Candies that are about to expire."

Spade slowly said: “?”

Bai Liu stood up, picked up the Coquette, and handed it to him: "This is it."

It must be that Mu Ke's housekeeper was in a hurry when filling Bai Liu's refrigerator. After buying all the expensive ice cream nearby, he threw a can of Coca-Cola in in a panic. But unfortunately, this can of Coca-Cola was about to expire.

Bai Liu has always been lucky, and most of the cigarettes he bought were near the expiration date, so he was not surprised when he saw that it was only one day away from expiring.

Hei Tao took the Coquettish from Bai Liu, looked at Bai Liu, and asked earnestly, "As long as I help you eat the Coquettish that is about to expire, you will always like me, right?"

Bai Liu also looked at Hei Tao. He was silent for a long time, then said, "Every time, yes."

Heitao's eyes became fierce, and he opened his mouth to bite down. Bai Liu quickly reached out and caught Heitao's teeth. He said calmly, "You haven't torn off the wrapping paper yet."

Finally, with the help of Bai Liu, Spade ate the almost expired Coquette in two or three bites quickly and fiercely, as if he wanted to kill Coquette.

Then it got on himself and Bai Liu.

Before going to take a shower, Bai Liu first taught Heitao some basic electrical and safety knowledge, such as not to touch the socket and not to eat hard objects like the coffee table - although this guy looked tough and nothing would happen, but just in case.

He is the only one who can help destroy the cute lizards.

Bai Liu has the responsibility to cherish lizards.

Then Bai Liu prepared to call Lu Yizhan to ask about Heitao's situation in reality - this lizard was really too tough. Bai Liu was almost stunned, and when he turned back, Heitao had already curiously nibbled four corners of the teapot.

Not to mention, the way it is chewed is quite square and artistic.

After Bai Liu coldly picked the four corners of the tea table out of Hei Tao's mouth, Bai Liu felt that he must take a bath.

"Lu Station." The moment the call was connected, Bai Liu pointed out directly, "The spade is in my hand."

Lu Yizhan was confused and shocked: "...?! How much redemption points do I have to pay before you are willing to let him go?"

Bai Liu: “…”

Lu Yizhan quickly laughed out loud: "Just kidding, I know where Spade is."

"His condition is a bit strange." Bai Liu paused for a moment in surprise, "He seems to have similar physical qualities in reality and in the game."

"Yes." Lu Yizhan was not surprised. "Spade is a monster. In reality and in the game, they are just a panel."

"Before, this guy always used too much force when doing things, and he was also very curious. I didn't dare to let him go into the real world, for fear that I couldn't control him and he would overturn the sky. During the test, this guy's grip strength was more than 1 ton at most. If he didn't control the strength, he could crush someone's wrist. But now that you are here and he listens to you, I dare to let him go into the real world."

"The condition of Spade Eyes has stabilized for the time being." Lu Yizhan sighed and asked, "He is with you now. Is he behaving well?"

Bai Liu held up the phone and slowly looked up at Hei Tao, who was lying on the ground outside and sniffing the ground with an indifferent look. Bai Liu quickly covered the receiver of the phone and warned calmly: "Hei Tao, don't lick the ground. If you lick the ground, you can't lick me."

Spade said "oh" and then asked, "But there are still cute ones on the ground."

"Don't worry about it." Bai Liu said coldly and cruelly, "You have already killed it completely. It will never come back to life again."

——Before, Bai Liu and Hei Tao explained that expired Kawaii was harmful to the human body, so Hei Tao needed to help him solve the problem. For some reason, this guy misunderstood Kawaii as a monster and began to search the house for Kawaii, trying to brutally massacre Kawaii's entire family.

Then Bai Liu let go of the receiver. Lu Yizhan on the other side was confused: "Why were you silent just now?"

"The signal is bad." Bai Liu asked calmly, "What did you just say?"

Lu Yizhan said, "I want to ask you, is Heitao pretty well behaved when he's with you?"

Bai Liu responded nonchalantly: "Not bad."

Lu Yizhan was relieved: "That's good. He has no common sense. I'm afraid he will cause trouble."

Bai Liu said, "Then I'm going to take a shower."

"Okay... No, wait!" Lu Yizhan called out to Bai Liu in a panic, "I still have something to tell you!"

Bai Liu asked, "What's the matter?"

Lu Yizhan began to stammer: "Ah, this, this, is..."

Bai Liu said coldly: "If you don't tell me, I'm dead."

Lu Yizhan's heart hardened, and he closed his eyes: "——It's about Heitao and you!!"

Bai Liu paused for two seconds, then he reacted. Now it was Bai Liu's turn to be silent for a long time before speaking: "What do you want to say?"

"You have a normal physical condition in real life, not the one in the game." Lu Yizhan blushed as he explained quickly, "But Hei Tao is not like that. He is a monster, so in real life he still has the abnormal level of the one in the game."

"He is a mermaid, and his waist and legs are the strongest. No matter what you two want to do, you must be gentle with him, or he will break your bones."

Bai Liu: "…Is there anything else you want to tell me?"

Lu Yizhan sighed, and said in embarrassment and despair: "Also, in the early years, when I taught Heitao a physiology course, he couldn't understand this part of human knowledge and always thought he was a lizard. So I taught him the mating process of lizards!"

"I was wrong! I know I was lazy, I was wrong!"

"But the mating process of lizards is a bit barbaric." Lu Yizhan almost stuttered, "They bite the neck and tie the female's legs with their tails. You..."

"It's better not to do it in reality..."

Bai Liu hung up the phone abruptly. His face remained calm, but his breathing was a little rapid.

Then just don't be in reality - Bai Liu thought so rationally and calmly at that time.

In order to calm himself down completely, Bai Liu decided to take a cold shower. He asked Hei Tao to find a large pajamas for him and asked Hei Tao to change his dirty clothes. Then he went into the newly renovated bathroom to take a shower.

Spade changed his clothes obediently.

But unfortunately, the pajamas that Bai Liu thought would fit Heitao were too big for him and were still too small.

After Spade put it on, his ankles and belly buttons were exposed. Even though he lacked common sense, Spade knew that the clothes were too small, so he took them off (and then they tore in the process).

He had no clothes to wear. As soon as his previous clothes were changed, Bai Liu threw them into the washing machine. Now Hei Tao needed a piece of clothing.

He tried on several of Bai Liu's shirts, but none of them fit, so these shirts were also destroyed after being tried on by Hei Tao - most of them had broken shoulders and back center lines.

Finally, Spade dug out a particularly large doll costume from a corpse pocket.

The moment Spade saw the doll costume, his eyes froze. His originally black eyes turned into silver-blue the moment he saw the doll costume.

He tried it on and it fit him perfectly, as if it was tailor-made for him - in fact, this should be a doll costume that is too big, but after Spade put it on, it looked like pajamas.

The moment he put on the doll costume, Hei Tao seemed to be pulled by his subconscious mind, and he walked towards the bathroom where Bai Liu was taking a bath, completely out of control.

——He vaguely remembered that he must show this dress to Bai Liu after wearing it, and he would be happy when he saw it.

Even though Bai Liu warned him repeatedly not to push the door open when he was taking a shower, Hei Tao still did it.

Bai Liu's lips turned pale from the cold water, and the strange feeling in his heart finally subsided. When he saw Hei Tao push open the door, his expression turned cold: "Didn't I tell you not to come in..."

Bai Liu paused, and with a completely still expression he looked at Hei Tao, who was standing outside the door and wearing a doll costume and had silver-blue eyes.

Spade said, "I like you, White Willow."

Bai Liu reached out his hands and wrapped Hei Tao's face, then pulled Hei Tao into the bathroom, pushed Hei Tao against the bathroom door, and kissed him with his eyes closed.

When Hei Tao, whose hair was soaked by the cold water, lowered his head and hugged him fiercely, bit the back of his neck and pushed upwards hard, Bai Liu trembled all over and put his hands on the newly installed frosted glass door of the bathroom, leaving two messy handprints.

The water in the shower was very cold, and Hei Tao's skin should have been cold as well, but at this moment, for some reason, he was pressed tightly against Bai Liu's back, and it was so hot that he shivered.

So when animals like lizards are in such intense situations, their blood will also become hot?

Bai Liu bit her lower lip, panting with red eyes as Hei Tao squeezed harder and harder, her mind was completely in a trance.

When the back of his neck was bitten and it hurt, Bai Liu raised his head with a dazed look in his eyes. He looked at the shower head that was constantly spraying water and thought:

I like this kind of thing...it's an out-of-control emotion that has absolutely no value for money.