Chapter 235 Jiang Lai: The perverted Candy Crush is late but it’s here…
It was already late at night when Gojo Satoru finished the family meeting.
He did not see Gojo Hisakazuin at the family meeting tonight.
According to other elders present, Gojo Hisakazuin was not feeling well and was unable to attend, so he took a leave tonight.
Feeling unwell? I've lived for a thousand years and still have this problem?
At that time, Gojo Satoru's brows raised slightly, but he didn't say much.
It doesn't matter whether Gojo Hisakazuin comes to the meeting or not, as long as he is in the family, it is enough.
If that guy takes a leave of absence, it might make it easier for Lai to act - after all, the main forces of the family are in the conference room now, so no one will disturb the conversation between Lai and that guy outside the conference room.
That’s what Gojo Satoru thought.
At this moment, he was sitting quietly in his room, flipping through the scroll in his hand, waiting for his friend to arrive as scheduled.
There was no light in the room, only a candle lit next to the desk where Gojo Satoru was sitting.
The window was half-closed, and the moonlight outside shone into the house, casting a faint haze over the interior.
Gojo Satoru was bored as he flipped through the ancient scroll in his hand, his eyes casually scanning the ancient Japanese characters on it.
His pure white eyelids were slightly lowered, and his eyelashes, as thin as a small fan, cast a shadow.
In the quiet room, there was only the sound of light breathing.
In a trance, Gojo Satoru felt as if he had returned to a thousand years ago.
One night thousands of years ago, it was also this quiet and peaceful. The man with sparkling brown eyes, bathed in the warm moonlight, came through the window.
The evening breeze that slipped in through the window swayed the candlelight beside the desk, and the light and shadow flickered, swaying on the golden pattern of the Seven Stars on the kimono of the head of the Gojo Satoru family.
The white-haired man's lips curled up slightly, and a hint of reminiscence appeared in his expression.
It was also at this moment that he heard a faint sound coming from the window.
Along with the night dew and wind, a figure nimbly entered through the window. The person landed lightly on tiptoe and entered the house silently.
When he climbed out of the window and landed on the ground, the figure raised his head, his black hair swayed, revealing his warm and smiling brown eyes.
——It was Jiang Lai.
"So soon?" Gojo Satoru still held the scroll in one hand. He leaned on the desk and picked up the small pot with his other hand and added a bottle of oil to the candle holder on the side of the table. "I thought you would come after midnight."
"Well... how should I put it," Jiang Lai coughed and said, "I was also very surprised to meet that guy at the shrine."
"Shrine?" Gojo Satoru was surprised to hear this, "Where did you meet?"
"Yes, I entered the Gojo family's territory from the back mountain. At that time, I thought that your family meeting would take a long time with the elders talking nonsense, so I planned to enjoy the peace and quiet at the shrine first. Who knew that Gojo Kyufuin also went to the shrine."
Gojo Satoru narrowed his eyes slightly and asked, "What did that guy do at the shrine?"
"To worship. To worship himself."
"Oh." Gojo Satoru said, "He should really make himself feel better in advance - so how is the intelligence going?"
"It went very smoothly." Jiang Lai nodded, paused for a moment, and then said, "It went so smoothly that I even realized that my halo was not ineffective and was still working steadily."
"?" A question mark appeared on Gojo Satoru's head, "What halo?"
"Pervert attraction aura." Jiang Lai said calmly, "That's good, at least it made me clear about the other party's purpose. Now I can update my pervert collection atlas, and a new pervert is in my pocket."
Gojo Satoru: “???”
——I can understand every word, but when they are put together, I can’t seem to understand what Lai is saying!!
Jiang Lai only had a few words to complain about. He quickly adjusted his way of speaking and used the daily information exchange structure to tell everyone all the information he had obtained from the shrine.
Jiang Lai doesn't think he is a god, and he is not a god, but if Gojo Kyufuin wants to think so, then let him do it.
After all, this point is also a point that can be used. The decisive battle is coming, and any advantage must be firmly grasped.
At the end, Jiang Lai added half-jokingly: "That guy wanted to be my first believer - unfortunately, you got there first."
"Hehe." Gojo Satoru raised his lips leisurely, crossing his legs and swaying them lightly, like a big cat leisurely wagging its tail, "Of course, the strongest person is the best in everything~ So, why don't you give me some benefits as the first believer?"
"For example, the limited edition passion fruit cheesecake sold once a month on the street next door. If you can't even do that, you're really not a qualified God."
"Hmm? Shouldn't you be the one offering sacrifices to me?" Jiang Lai continued with a smile, "How can there be a believer like you who is so rebellious? You are really an unqualified believer."
After a brief moment of teasing, Jiang Lai returned to the topic and said, "Of course, that's not what the guy from Jiufengyuan and I said."
"Oh?" Gojo Satoru asked curiously, "Didn't you reveal the news about the first believer?"
"I didn't say it was you." Jiang Lai shrugged. "You know, perverts have very strong persistence. I certainly won't leave you with such a hidden danger. It's better to leave such troubles to the enemy."
"So?" Gojo Satoru tilted his head.
"So I said, if you look at it from the beginning, the first believer is actually a noose. But this guy has ulterior motives. On the surface, they believe in and respect it, but in fact they want to replace it and steal power to realize their own rights." Jiang Lai said, "This is not a spoof, in a sense, it is also the truth."
"Thousands of years ago, the noose already had fragments of the godhood of [Good Death] in his hands, and he later wandered the world and made close arrangements. I guess that he probably knew the secrets related to the [existence] of quasi-gods by some chance."
"So he, the first person to believe, can naturally be called the [first believer]."
"Faith can only be called faith if it is believed. In this way, Naohua is the one who deserves the title of [First Believer]." Jiang Lai said with a smile, "I am willing to give him this title - and give him the troubles as well."
Jiang Lai had already told Gojo Satoru and the others that the current head of the Supervisory Commission is Nozomi (Naohua).
He said: He had heard of someone who could perform brain transplants thousands of years ago, and he thought that the man with the stitches on his forehead must be the noose in the legend.
This allowed the information to be conveyed very smoothly.
At this moment, hearing Jiang Lai dump the trouble on this person, Gojo Satoru first raised his eyebrows, then smiled and said: "Not bad, not bad, these two are not good people, it's the most fun to let them have conflicts and fight each other~ But - does the guy from Jiufengyuan really believe it?"
"Although he also lived a thousand years ago, it is impossible for him to know anything about what happened at that time. If I say this, he will probably think that Naohua and I have already had contact, but Naohua concealed this fact privately." Jiang Lai smiled.
"When talking to smart people, you don't need to be too clear. You should leave room for their own imagination. I believe Jiu Feng Yuan will perfectly fill in all the details and make everything fit together according to his own imagination."
"This is what sophisticated egoists are like. When they are determined about something, they will be extremely confident."
"In fact, I don't expect to pry too much into Jiufengyuan. These words are just like inserting a small thorn into the ground." Jiang Lai said slowly, "But leaving a thorn behind is enough to bring a lot of trouble."
This tactic is called [Perverted Candy Crush]. Jiang Lai used it in the Science World. It transfers the conflict and lets two equally powerful perverted players hurt each other.
He originally thought that it would be useless in the curse, but he didn't expect that he could actually make a pair.
It's really a cause for celebration.jpg
"To be honest, I really didn't realize that the guy from Gojo Kyufuin was actually a so-called [God's Advent Sect]." Gojo Satoru put one hand on his chin, "But after hearing what you said, I always feel that he is a very crazy person."
"That's right. Under Gojo Kyufuin's gentle personality, he is distorted by the influence of a feudal family." Jiang Lai analyzed calmly, "From his insistence on the sincere words before his death and his special emphasis on his external image, we can see that he is a person who is extremely obsessed with [purity]."
"Initially, his attitude towards Nose was just rejection of two different factions. But now, I think Gojo Kyufuin will develop more hostility towards Nose." Jiang Lai said, "Because Gojo Kyufuin cannot tolerate someone who takes away the title of [First Believer] and is an 'impure' reformist."
"How interesting." Gojo Satoru said with a smile, "Compared with them, I suddenly feel that my goal of overthrowing the rotten orange is very lawful and just."
After a pause, Gojo realized, "Jiufengyuan is not normal. Stay away from him. Be careful of his backlash."
He waved his hands and said casually, "Of course, as the true first believer, I will also protect the Lord God~"
The white-haired man chuckled, looking nonchalant. However, his beautiful blue eyes were focused, and his aura gave off a sense of danger that was directed at the man from a distance.
"I know he's not normal." Jiang Lai nodded, "As I said before, Gojo Kyufuin is a sophisticated egoist. Even the persistent [God's Descent Sect] can't change this nature."
"So once he believes that the gods have deviated from the rules he has set, he will 'transform' the gods according to his own understanding."
"So I will still be on guard against him." Jiang Lai said calmly, "and more than before." After a while, he smiled again, "But I was still very moved by what you said just now. It is worthy of being a touching father-son relationship."
"Your son and my father?"
"Your son is my father."
The jokes they exchanged made the atmosphere much more relaxed, and then the two of them reviewed tonight's intelligence information and made subsequent plans.
"Now that we know the purpose of Brain Flower, we can create an illusion accordingly." Jiang Lai tapped the table with his finger bones, his brown eyes raised, "Let's perform another classic fake death of classmate Yuji."