Chapter 28

If Bai Gaoxing knew that Li Pu thought he was stupid in his heart, he would definitely bite him in anger.

Instead of letting men pat him on the head like now.

——After he said "Good morning", for some reason, Li Pu did not continue to cook his own meal, but suddenly smiled and walked over to touch him.

That's too bad.

Bai Gaoxing thought that he seemed to be a little accustomed to being masturbated.

Although I initially thought that it was nice to have my head stroked, and thus I wanted to enjoy the pleasure of being a bird, it was only a fleeting thought, and now...

Where is morality? Where is the bottom line? Where is human dignity! ?

But he is a parrot now.

Bai Gaoxing squinted his eyes and let Li Pu's fingertips rub against his face. When his ear holes hidden under the fur were poked, he couldn't help but let out a sharp bird cry, and then he couldn't help but bite his fingers.

Li Pu was blocked from moving, but he did not withdraw his hand. Instead, he raised his other hand to touch.

The man measured it in the air for a moment, and found a solid and soft mass in the middle of his palm, which seemed to be a lot rounder than when he first arrived.

I just don't know if he's really fat or just fluffy feathers...

Bai Gaoxing, who was humming with his eyes closed, suddenly felt the heat on his face leave, and then a hand grabbed his whole body.

He opened his eyes in surprise, and saw Li Pho's slightly inquiring expression in his eyes.

What, what happened?

Bai Gaoxing felt that Li Pu's gaze was somewhat profound, and he couldn't help but become nervous, looking at the mobile phone in the man's chest pocket.

No light, no movement.

He stared at Li Pu for a long time, then saw the man say, "You've gained some weight."

That's it?

Bai Gaoxing relaxed and looked down at his plump chest.

Not bad! Bai Gaoxing didn't think he had changed much. Besides, birds are cute when they are round, and he didn't need to fly often. So he replied, "Not fat!", and then held one of Li Pu's fingers with his claws, letting him continue to pinch it where it was strongest.

Are you really not fat?

Li Pu, who was being treated as a human, let the parrot hold him and think about what Dabai had just said. The feeling of the bird's claws against his skin was slightly cool, and the phoenix parrot was larger, so the pads on the claws felt particularly solid.

Bai Gaoxing pinched his fingers and pinched them himself while looking at Li Pu quietly.

Very good, it’s time to move on to the second step of the plan.

Bai Gaoxing boasted that he voluntarily had his head pulled off in order to confuse the enemy's vision, and that all his actions were planned.

The current plan is this: let Li Pu relax his vigilance first, wait for him to put down his phone and go to the kitchen to cook, then he will go to a secret corner with his phone in his mouth, open the backstage of the live broadcast account to see what is going on.

He had logged off too quickly before, and he always had a nervous and uneasy feeling - he didn't know if there would be any follow-up to that private message, or if more people would ask him about it, so he would feel more at ease if he took another look.

Sure enough, after a while, Li Pu took his hand away, and seemed to be going to make lunch. Bai Gaoxing looked up at his movements, his claws scratching the table uncontrollably, "Quick, put the phone here--"

Li Pu turned around and closed the kitchen door mercilessly.

No, wait, don't you feel tired in your chest? Bai Gaoxing pounced on the glass door, flapping his wings. He successfully attracted Li Pu's attention. The door was opened again, and he took the opportunity to squeeze in through the gap.

Li Pho had just washed his hands, and water was dripping down his fingertips.

Bai Gaoxing was relieved. With a start, he climbed up along Li Pu's trousers until his claws successfully hooked onto his shirt pocket.

He and Li Pho stared at each other.

A few seconds later, Bai Gaoxing took the initiative to break the awkward silence: "...cell phone?"

He lowered his head and poked the exposed part of the phone case with his beak, making a muffled and crisp sound.

Li Pu finally revealed an expression of patience, he exhaled, no longer caring about the water on his hands, he directly grabbed Bai Gaoxing's wings, held his butt with his other hand, and threw him out of the kitchen.

Bai Gaoxing successfully glided to the ground, but he looked confused.

He turned around and saw that Li Pu inside the transparent glass door had put down his cell phone and placed it next to the chopping board.

But the next second, the other person opened his collar and looked down.

Um... is it hot? Don't like sticking?

Bai Gaoxing was puzzled for a while, and knowing that he could no longer touch his phone, he had to go to the sofa to watch TV.

In the kitchen, Li Pu confirmed that there were no scratches on his body, only the aftertaste of pain.

Parrot claws are very sharp, and the bigger they are, the stronger they are. As summer is approaching and clothes are thin, the instant pain from their steps is enough to make your scalp numb, not to mention that Big White had just stepped all the way up and accidentally pinched his flesh with his beak several times.

Li Pu held up the kitchen knife and thought: Is it time to teach Dabai a lesson not to climb on people randomly?

…

In the afternoon, Bai Gaoxing finally found an opportunity.

Li Pu has the habit of taking a nap. Although he may not sleep for long, he will definitely sleep.

When I go to sleep, my phone is placed on the bedside table.

It was two o'clock, when the sunlight was the warmest and softest. Bai Gaoxing quietly poked his head out of the door and looked at the figure on the bed.

The gauze layer of the double curtains was completely closed, blocking out the overly glaring sunlight. Li Phou was only covered with a thin blanket, and judging from his even breathing, he must have fallen asleep.

As for why it was "should"... Bai Gaoxing looked at the man who was sleeping with his back facing the door in confusion. He couldn't see the other person's face at all!

But he had to touch the phone anyway. Bai Gaoxing slid in along the edge of the door, lifting his paws high with every step, trying his best to prevent his nails from making any scratching noises on the wooden floor.

When he reached the bed, he didn't even dare to spread his wings and fly up. Instead, he bit the hanging sheets and climbed up like a rock.

Being a spy isn't as tiring as this!

Finally reaching the bed, Bai Gaoxing stepped on the soft quilt, first glanced at the bedside table, and then looked around the pillow.

None.

The worst possibility emerged in his mind. Bai Gaoxing walked up to the pillow and took advantage of the height to peek at the bedside cabinet on the other side. Sure enough! It was really there!

This is bad.

Bai Gaoxing stood on the pillow and thought for two minutes, staring at Li Pu's hair and ears in a daze, until he saw the shadows of two sparrows flying outside the window and heard a voice saying "Cnm come chase me", then he suddenly came back to his senses.

How come these birds are so uncivilized... Bai Gaoxing shook his head and concentrated on thinking about the plan again.

After discarding the options of "walking over Le Pho's face" and "walking over Le Pho's body", the only option left is "walking around the place where you will not touch Le Pho."

Bai Gaoxing moved quickly to the end of the bed, then chose the longest way, stretched his neck and took a look at Li Pu's face.

With eyes closed, he fell asleep.

Even God is helping him.

Bai Gaoxing crawled forward, a posture that was somewhat difficult for a parrot, but perfect for a college parrot.

Soon, he was standing on the bedside table.

But he didn't dare to move.

The window was open. Bai Gaoxing felt the breeze blowing on his feather crown. He also watched the wind blowing the hair on Li Pu's forehead, fearing that it would wake him up.

Fortunately, it didn't happen - after a long mental struggle, he finally came quietly to the phone.

The cell phone was hanging by a charging cable. He stepped on the phone with one paw and held the end of the cable with the other paw, then pulled it hard.

“Click.”

Bai Gaoxing quickly turned around to look at Li Pu.

The slight sound is almost inaudible under normal circumstances, but it is very abrupt in such a quiet environment.

Fortunately, the other party was not disturbed. He was still sleeping. His stern eyebrows were much gentler than usual, and his peaceful sleeping face was also very beautiful.

Bai Gaoxing breathed a sigh of relief. If he were still human, he would have broken out in a cold sweat.

The next thing to think about is how to move the phone.

Bai Gaoxing also thought about doing it directly under Li Pho's nose, but that was a dangerous operation. If Li Pho saw him entering the password into the APP, it would be all over. It would be better to take it away directly and fool people by saying it was just a "pet playing tricks".

The phone wasn't very heavy and could be dragged with a little more strength, but he was planning to take the phone out of the bedroom, so how to take the phone away without making any noise was a problem.

Bai Gaoxing began to operate, biting the phone case and dragging it, changing positions when he got tired. He was very efficient when he was concentrating on his work, and he quickly dragged the phone from the bedside table to the bed, but just as he was about to drag the phone to the end of the bed, a deep voice came: "Dabai? What do you want to do?"

Bai Gaoxing didn't think twice and immediately threw himself under the quilt pretending to be dead.

He felt the wind created by his hand passing by him, and the mobile phone he had snatched with great difficulty was taken away, and his heart was pounding.

If people scare birds, they may scare them to death!

While Bai Gaoxing was pretending to be dead, Li Pu took the first look at his phone: it was 23% charged.

Looking at the parrot lying face down in the quilt as if trying to escape, a laugh escaped from his throat.

When you get caught, you will feel guilty. It seems that Dabai knows that he is doing something bad.

Li Pu never thought that he was just taking a nap, but when he opened his eyes, he saw his parrot sticking its butt out and trying to damage his phone. He watched for a while, but didn't bother it, until the big white horse was about to drag the phone away from him.

Li Pu flicked Bai Gaoxing's mouth lightly, "Don't mess around."

This time there is absolutely no hope.

Bai Gaoxing rolled half a circle in despair, his paws facing the sky, and sighed secretly.

Li Pu reached out and scratched the parrot's belly twice. There was no resistance, so he passed his fingers through the snow-white feathers and moved down, but suddenly stopped at the tail.

It doesn't feel right.

It's a bit hard, like something has lumped together.

Li Pu now sat up completely, grabbed Bai Gaoxing and pulled him to his side, and checked the parrot's tail feathers while it struggled in panic.

I don't know when the oil was applied, but it has dried up.

When feeding meat? Or in the kitchen? Li Pu recalled, checked the quilt, and then got out of bed with the big white parrot in his arms.

Bai Gaoxing was carried all the way to the bathroom, and just as he was about to speak, he was put into the sink.

He tilted his head back, the fragrance of the shower gel spread after Li Pu pressed the pump head. The warm water flowed over his body, soon soaking his feathers into a mess.

Bai Gaoxing quickly realized that there might be something dirty on him, so he turned around to look back, but the tip of his tail was hard to see. He spun several times in the sink like a top.

"Don't move." Li Pu reached out and held him down.

Bai Gaoxing closed his eyes. Who was that person spinning just now? How stupid! It definitely wasn't him!

After being rubbed like a violent storm, Bai Gaoxing turned into a wet chicken in the soup, with water hanging from his nostrils and he sneezed three times.

Then he saw Li Pho bring a small cage.

Pink, very shiny.

…

He never expected that Li Pu would bring him out.

Basking in the soft and warm sunshine, Bai Gaoxing was so warm that he dozed off.

After wiping off the water on the surface of his body and blowing it with a hair dryer, he was put into the small portable cage that came with the big cage and was carried downstairs by Li Pu to sunbathe.

Who can stop him from shaking?

Bai Gaoxing looked around. It was still the small park downstairs. There was no one there, only the sound of the wind and grass. Li Pu placed the cage in a semi-shaded place where it could receive soft sunlight, not too sunny nor too cold.

He yawned slowly and couldn't help closing his eyes and squinting for a while.

When I opened my eyes again, I saw the old man downstairs chatting with Li Pu.

Are you here to walk your bird at this time? Bai Gaoxing looked around, but he didn't see the mahogany bird cage.

Li Pu also greeted the old man and asked about the starling. The old man sighed and said, "Xiaoguai has been feeling hot lately and is not in good spirits, so I didn't bring him out."

Is it hot?

Bai Gaoxing stroked his feathers that were about to dry. It was only early summer now. What would he do if it got to the hottest time?

The next moment, the cage was picked up by the old man. He looked at the old man face to face for a while, and then he heard the other party say with a smile: "Your cage is still quite energetic."

Bai Gaoxing tilted his head, "Not bad. Not bad."

The old man laughed out loud, put down the cage, and handed the small jar in his hand to Li Pu, "I have a lot of this stuff at home, I'll give you a box."

"This……"

"Take it."

Seeing that Li Pu was about to push it, the old man stuffed it into his hand and then waved his hand, "Let's go, I'm going to go out for a walk in the community."

The old man was in good health and walked very quickly. He disappeared in a short while.

Bai Gaoxing looked very anxious, and looked at Li Pu with great expectation, "Let's go out for a walk, let's go out for a walk too!"

Please leave!

However, Li Pho was still so cold-blooded and heartless. Seeing that his fur had been dried up, he took the cage and went back home.

Bai Gaoxing shut himself off.

When he wasn't paying attention, Li Pu opened the jar in his hand and took a look at it, his expression slightly stiff. Then he put the lid on and placed the jar under the lush spider plants on the balcony.

Soon, night fell again.

It was still a quiet night, and entertainment was limited to watching TV and reading. Bai Gaoxing did not turn on the TV as usual, but stayed aside and daydreamed.

The anxiety of not being able to get my phone has faded. Several hours have passed since I turned it off in the morning, and I have no idea what the situation is on the Internet right now.

If Li Pu's company had already found out...shouldn't they have received a phone call?

Bai Gaoxing couldn't help but look at the mobile phone on the sofa. After staring at it for more than ten seconds, he saw the screen light up. He was so scared that he stood up and took a few quick steps forward. His paws got caught and he almost rolled onto the sofa.

I took a closer look and saw that it was just a text message reminder.

That night, Bai Gaoxing became a real frightened bird and stayed glued to his cell phone, trying to get the first-hand information. Whenever Li Pho's cell phone lit up, his feather crown would stand up involuntarily.

Abbreviation: scalp tingling.

Li Pu sat beside him and read the script, thinking that his parrot was just entertaining itself. He touched it a few times and was surprised that it didn't watch TV tonight.

The wait was long, but luckily no one called.

Bai Gaoxing finally returned to the bedroom with peace of mind. Although the parrot was exhausted from concentrating for such a long time, he felt extremely relaxed.

He lay down on the shelf, his mind gradually becoming empty.

My only thought is: Li Phou’s phone has so many spam messages.

…

Bai Gaoxing's worries were not unreasonable, but the extent of the incident was far beyond his imagination.

Unbeknownst to him, his latest work had become a minor hit.

The number of likes for the "Mua~" video gradually exceeded 10,000, then 50,000, 100,000... After 200,000 likes, the video was automatically pushed on the platform's homepage.

More people have seen this account.

This means that a considerable number of them are short video enthusiasts and also fans of Li Pho.

[It's not Li Pho himself, right? We all know that he never does this...]

[I think it is. I checked the account and the special tail number of the default ID is the same.]

[It must be Li Pho himself! Have you ever understood the mechanism of the association number? ]

The latest group of fans who noticed the news began to fluctuate.

What finally made them lean more towards "yes" was the evidence produced by some microscope fans.

【you

Look at the table in the background. The pattern on the table is the same as the background of a photo that Li Pho took before, a photo from his Weibo album two years ago. At that time, he was photographing a book. 】

[Look at the wall behind the parrot. Although there is a curtain covering the back, it is clearly blue. The shadows beside it are uneven. Judging from the outline, it should be a book...]

[And the microphone Dabai is holding, if I remember correctly, it is from the brand that Li Pho endorsed before, there are four colors, and it is said that each spokesperson was given a set of their own...]

Fans were eager to share this to all groups immediately! Add an entry! Heat up the topic!

But their numbers were too small.

They are just a small minority among the tens of millions of people. If we leave aside those who are just looking for beauty and those who are too busy with school or work, there are even fewer people who can take action.

In addition, today is a weekday, and few people saw the live broadcast. The number was too small and had never been seen before. The live broadcast was too short - when they went over, the live broadcast was almost coming to an end, and it was difficult to make other people who were not aware of the situation believe their one-sided story.

Therefore, it would be better for them to observe and observe for a while before getting the official news.

By the way, I want to make a wish: it would be even better if Li Pu publicly proved it on a live broadcast account known to the public! That way everyone can see it!

[By the way, is this parrot Li Pho's pet? ]

[I don’t know… There is absolutely no news on Weibo, and I haven’t seen his company post any business photos.]

At the same time, a woman's surprised voice was heard from an office of Star Entertainment Media.

"He really is interested in raising pets."

Of course, Lei Li also saw the comments posted by those "microscopes". At this moment, she was browsing the diving fan group on her mobile phone.

Among the numerous messages, many are discussing Li Pu’s live broadcast account.

If not many people paid attention to it last time and the news quickly died down, this time it has already caused a stir on a small scale.

"What do you think Li Pho is thinking?"

Lei Li talked to herself.

"He had to post it on his secondary account. Didn't I tell him that once the affiliated account reaches a certain popularity, the work and live broadcast room will be directly copied to the primary account?"

Lei Li said, and sneered to herself, "Oh, he definitely didn't take it to heart."

She didn't quite understand. If she really wanted to show off her photos privately, she could just apply for an account on a platform she had never signed a contract with, and no one would be able to recognize her.

"I think Brother Li may have his own reasons for doing this." Mei Youshu thought for a long time and decided to support Li Pu's approach.

After all, he didn't understand what Li Pu was thinking.

But as an assistant, he still had to consider the artist, so he asked again: "Then, shall I go talk to Brother Li?"

Lei Li pondered for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay, just give him a little hint."

Lei Li emphasized the word "slightly". "He can make such a big show, so he must have been prepared a long time ago."

Mei Youshu's expression suddenly became gloomy, as if he was shouldering a heavy responsibility.

That night, Mei Youshu, who came home very late after working overtime, thought for a long time, carefully edited a text message on his mobile phone, and after hesitating for a while, chose to send it on schedule.

At this time, Brother Li should have gone to bed, or it should be morning.

Early the next morning.

Li Pu saw the text message from his assistant.

【Brother Li, keep working hard! 】

Li Piao: “……?”