Chapter 6

Bai Gaoxing pretended to be calm and obedient.

He watched Li Pu walk all the way back to the bedroom, and only breathed a sigh of relief when he confirmed that the door was really closed.

He just couldn't help it...-_-!

Bai Gaoxing jumped out of the cage, reflected on his hooligan behavior just now, and turned around to hear someone knocking on the door.

"Brother Li, I've got all your express deliveries."

A muffled sound came through the door. Bai Gaoxing leaned over to the shoe rack that was almost level with the doorbell screen and took a look at the scene outside.

It was the same upright young man I saw that day, carrying a large package in each hand, waiting quietly for someone to open the door for him.

Bai Gaoxing looked back and saw no movement in the bedroom. He wanted to open the door but couldn't. So after thinking for a long time, he pressed the dialogue button and spoke:

"Who?"

At least keep the person here first, otherwise he will think there is no one at home.

This sentence worked very well. The person outside immediately moved and replied, "Send express!"

Bai Gaoxing's eyes lit up. The feeling of talking to someone made him eager and excited.

After holding it in for more than a day, he could hardly control himself anymore!

He cleared his throat and said two words again with excitement: "Who?"

The person outside hesitated for a moment, "Brother Li, I'm here to deliver the courier."

"I didn't hear you clearly. Who is it?"

"Express delivery!!"

Bai Gaoxing stamped his feet with excitement.

But it would be bad to say too much, so he swallowed back more words reluctantly and said, "Wait a moment."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Pu came out of the bedroom.

He changed into a casual home outfit, with his half-dry hair pulled back, making his features look even more profound.

At this time, someone outside called out again, "Brother Li, open the door?"

Li Pu walked towards the door and noticed Bai Gaoxing standing on the shoe rack. He asked, "Who is it?"

Bai Gaoxing quickly answered: "It's a courier!"

Li Pu glanced at him, reached out and moved him to the cage in the living room, then turned back to open the door.

"Brother Li." Mei Youshu, who was standing outside the door, looked confused. "Why do you keep asking me this question?"

Li Pu turned around and glanced at Bai Gaoxing, but did not answer him. He stepped aside and said, "Come in."

Mei Youshu carried the packages into the living room and placed them on the ground with a "bang", which was enough to show the weight of the two packages.

"It was Dabai who spoke just now." Li Pu took a look at the express delivery note on the package and then explained.

"Dabai?" Mei Youshu didn't react for a while, but when he turned around and saw a big white ball so close to him, he blurted out "Oh my god!"

Bai Gaoxing saw with his own eyes a grown man leap two meters away, facing the wall, shrinking his head and trembling. His reliable image completely disappeared.

This is the first time I see someone who is afraid of birds.

Bai Gaoxing tilted his head, opened his mouth and yawned.

"No, it really said that?" Mei Youshu found it hard to believe, and his voice was stuttering, "It just said several sentences!"

"Hmm?" Li Pu was a little surprised. "What did it say?"

"Let me think... 'Who is it?', 'Wait a minute', and 'It's the courier' you said when you opened the door." Mei Youshu said, "And it said everything right... Is it really that smart?"

"Very smart." Li Pu thought for a moment and gave his evaluation. He remembered that Wang Peter said that this kind of parakeet can communicate with its owner in a simple way after training.

"Again

If you train them well, they can become spirits, right?" Mei Youshu turned around and took a quick glance, and got goosebumps all over his body again.

Bai Gaoxing remained silent. This was nothing. As long as they didn't slice it, he could still do a BBC news segment on the spot.

Soon, Li Pu took out a paper cutter and started to open the box. With the ear-piercing sound of cutting paper, the whole box opened, revealing the contents.

A large cage of unparalleled luxury.

But now it's just parts.

But just from the size of the cage and the number of accessories that are exposed, it is enough to see how big and complex this cage is.

Oh~ It seems he picked it.

Bai Gaoxing watched from behind, and saw Li Pu check the completeness and then began to assemble the new cage. Mei Youshu, who was facing the wall, heard the noise and wanted to move but didn't dare to. Finally, he stretched out a hand to block the residual light of his eyes and groped over: "Brother Li, I'll help you..."

There are many parts of the cage, such as lunch box, water bottle, climbing rope, standing stick, teething stick... After squatting for almost an hour, a huge gorgeous bird cage with gold wire and black bottom was finally formed.

Gorgeous, grand, and with four wheels.

Bai Gaoxing was eager to move in and even wanted to live there now.

"Okay." Mei Youshu patted the dust off his hands, "Where should I put it?"

Li Pho looked around and gestured to a large pot of bamboo, "Lean against the wall."

Bai Gaoxing showed a disapproving expression. It would be easy for water to splash onto the wall if it was leaning against it. Your wall is so white!

But never mind, he is not a real bird anyway and can control himself.

Bai Gaoxing jumped into the cage by stepping on Li Pu's arm. He squinted his eyes and looked around, then exclaimed: It's so dazzling!

Outside, the two men continued driving the rest of the express.

"Brother Li, what is this?"

"Damn it."

"What about these two?"

"Toy tricycle, coin jar."

"This is... clothes? Birds also need to wear clothes?" Mei Youshu held up something made of several pieces of cloth. The colorful colors looked pretty nice.

Li Pu took a look and said two words calmly: "Urine bag."

Mei Youshu's hands trembled.

Bai Gaoxing, who was eating melon seeds in the cage, was also stunned. He turned to look at the thing in Mei Youshu's hand, and was so frightened that he took two steps back and almost fell off the pole.

He was familiar with this thing. When he raised little parrots, he put this on them to prevent them from pooping on his body.

But if he were to wear...

Seeing Li Pu reaching out his hand to him, Bai Gaoxing, contrary to his usual enthusiasm, retreated to the corner of the cage.

He would rather die than wear such undignified things!

"Dabai." Li Pu called out with a frown, somewhat confused as to why the parrot, which he had controlled so easily before, was so disobedient this time. Then he pondered for a moment and raised his hand to close the cage door.

No——!!! Don’t close the door!!!

Bai Gaoxing immediately jumped out from the corner, grabbed the cage door with his beak and pulled it up.

However, this door was a snap-on one, so no matter how hard he pulled, he couldn't open it. When Li Pu opened the cage from the outside, Bai Gaoxing rushed out and climbed up his arm to his shoulder.

"Dabai, come down." Li Pu said, picking up a white urine bag with a small pineapple pattern on it.

Bai Gaoxing felt that he could no longer remain mute, and shook his head like a wave drum: "I don't! I don't, no, no, no—"

Mei Youshu was amazed: "It speaks quite clearly!"

The man and the bird began to fight, flapping their wings until several feathers fell off, but still no results. Mei Youshu squinted his eyes and watched the fight, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Li, can I help?"

You dare!

Bai Gaoxing yelled angrily and opened his mouth wide towards Mei Youshu. This trick really worked. Mei Youshu dodged when he saw his pointed mouth and said with a tearful face, "Brother Li, you should do it yourself!"

Since his assistant was of no use, Li Pho had to do it himself, but the Zongqi Parakeet was quite large and it took him a long time to catch it.

Bai Gaoxing refused to surrender and immediately fell to the ground pretending to be dead.

Li Piao was stuck in a stalemate, holding the cloth bag in one hand and the big parrot in the other.

It seems like he really doesn't want to.

Li Pu stared at the large white parrot that had fallen backwards and sighed helplessly, "Then I won't wear it for now."

Seeing that his attitude had softened, Bai Gaoxing quickly got up and happily nudged him with his wings. Good brother!

"I don't think we should put this stuff on it. My mom also likes to put clothes on her cats and dogs, but I don't like them." Mei Youshu looked around, "...and the house is quite clean. It seems that large parrots can hold their poop."

Although he was very scared, as an assistant, he still did his duty and looked into this aspect.

"...Okay." Li Pho compromised and put the other two items in the express box aside.

Bai Gaoxing was deeply moved, and immediately flew to the trash can, pretending to sink his butt towards the mouth of the can.

"Look, Brother Li, it knows how to find a place." Mei Youshu pointed at him in amazement.

"No wonder..." Li Pu was startled, and began to think about the feasibility of not letting Dabai wear a urinal. Dabai had been in the living room last night, and he was ready to clean up in the morning - he had no hope for the temporary trash can he had placed yesterday, and he didn't expect Dabai to really...

Bai Gaoxing’s urine bag crisis was resolved in this way.

After a while, Mei Youshu prepared to leave. Before leaving, Bai Gaoxing overheard the conversation between the two.

"Brother Li, this vacation will probably be shortened. Director Sun is in a hurry... I also heard from Sister Li. You should be prepared."

"Um."

"There is also a new promotional contract. I think you will have to go there in a few days."

"good."

"Nothing else for now. I'll contact you when there's new information." Mei Youshu walked out the door. "I'm leaving, Brother Li."

Li Pu was the only one left in the room.

Bai Gaoxing watched Li Pu walk back slowly and then walk into the kitchen slowly.

It's lunch time again.

Bai Gaoxing tilted his head, feeling that it would be better if this home was more lively. It would be too lonely and a bit pitiful for Li Pu to be alone as an autistic person.

...He took it back.

Half an hour later, Bai Gaoxing looked at the tender stewed beef brisket, crispy stir-fried vegetables, and fragrant white rice on Li Pu's plate with tears in his eyes, and ate another two taels of melon seeds in sorrow.

…

The boring afternoon was once again spent in a nap, mixed with the angry cursing of some unknown bird downstairs. When Bai Gaoxing woke up, a beautiful steel stand was erected next to the coffee table.

It seems that all the things I bought the day before have arrived. How efficient.

"Dabai, come up and take a look." Li Pu patted the shelf.

Bai Gaoxing walked up slowly and felt good, but a little cold.

"Not bad." said Li Pho.

"Not bad, not bad." Bai Gaoxing nodded and imitated what a parrot said.

Just when he wanted to say something to liven up the atmosphere, he found that Li Pu had sat in the corner of the sofa like he did yesterday.

It's over. Bai Gaoxing's heart skipped a beat. If this continued, he would have to spend two difficult hours like he did last night.

Bai Gaoxing's action ability reached its peak at this moment. He looked around and found the remote control nearby, so he ran towards Li Pu with the remote control in his mouth. When he got to Li Pu, he put it down straight and shouted, "Watch TV! Watch TV!"

Please, please watch some TV! It's so boring when I can't talk freely. I'm going to die if I don't watch something interesting!

Under Bai Gaoxing's expectant gaze, Li Pu turned on the TV, which he hadn't turned on for half a year, and tuned it to a cute cartoon screen.

No, he doesn't want to watch cartoons!

Bai Gaoxing was in despair for a while, trying to make Li Pu understand what he meant, so he cleared his throat and imitated the news program host in his memory: "This news program is over, thank you for watching! The weather forecast is over, it will be sunny today. No gifts will be accepted during the festival this year..."

It is already very impressive that such a long string of words can be spoken out of a parrot's mouth, but what is even more surprising is that his voice has changed from a cute little robotic voice at the beginning to more and more like the voice of a host, and even later on, his voice has a flavor of Li Pu.

Li Pu was stunned by what he heard.

So, on the second day after he turned into a parrot, Bai Gaoxing discovered that he had gained a new skill.

Is this considered... fake music?

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