Chapter 73

Of course Li Pho will not come.

He just took one look at the parrots rolling around on the bed and started packing his bags.

The bullet screen was so anxious: [Go quickly, Teacher Li! ]

【Dabai's invitation. 】

[It's over. I thought I was watching a warm and daily life, but I suddenly got distracted by the CP. ]

[Keep on talking about it. Anyway, a big guy has already drawn images of all the main pets based on this lineup, and now everyone in the super topic is talking about it. 】

[You guys are getting more and more perverted! I don't like it. I just want to watch Baymax do something. 】

[I am dying of laughter. Life must be very interesting with Dabai at home x]

Bai Gaoxing had no idea that his two short words had heightened the popularity of a certain mysterious area. He turned his head to look at the blue sky outside the balcony window, and after staying there for a while, he turned in another direction.

Oh shit, camera!

A black camera was mounted on the head of the bed, staring at him dimly like a giant eye.

Bai Gaoxing quickly got up and looked around.

There were three cameras set up in this room, and there seemed to be two on the balcony, not to mention the ones I saw when I went upstairs just now, there were even more on the first floor.

It seems that the program team is going to do its best to capture the guests' daily life details.

How to sleep like this!?

Bai Gaoxing was worried, but he was fine. It was difficult for Li Pu to take off his clothes when he went to sleep.

As he was thinking about it, Li Pu started to unbutton his coat.

Ahhhh, stop!

Bai Gaoxing seemed to have seen the fate of Li Pu whose footage was cut because his green was not harmonious enough, and he rushed over, "Put on your clothes! Put on your clothes!"

I'll stop you!

Li Pu felt a sudden blow to his back and knew that it was Dabai's mess again. He was used to it.

He took off his coat slowly. It was a bit cold when he went out in the morning, but now it was a bit hot. Then he turned around to rescue the parrot tangled in his clothes, "Dabai."

The sound is helpless.

Bai Gaoxing stared at Li Pu's face for a while, then moved his eyes downwards.

Oh, you are wearing two.

Bai Gaoxing uttered a tut.

【Wow, Dabai is really attached to Teacher Li. 】

[Stop talking, I really want to turn into Dabai and snuggle in Teacher Li's arms! ]

[Hiss, hiss, take off one more piece~]

After cleaning the room, I went to do the single sampling.

The bedroom door was knocked open by the staff. After explaining the purpose of their visit, Li Pu nodded and asked, "Is Dabai still going?"

"Of course!" said the staff, "cute pets are also our attraction."

So Bai Gaoxing followed Li Pu to a small room on the first floor.

The cabin was also decorated very cutely, with a lot of green plants around it. The staff and director sat across the table.

According to staff, this segment will not be included in the live broadcast, but will be edited and put into the program to be broadcast a week later.

Bai Gaoxing looked around and landed on a table close to the camera. Then he heard the program crew say, "Teacher Li, let Dabai get closer to you."

"good."

Before he could turn around, he was caught by Li Pho.

In the end, he just clung to Li Pu's arm.

The program team asked a routine question: "Who was your first impression of the other guests and pets?"

On the other side, the other three guests were also undergoing single interviews.

"The one who impressed me the most at first..." Liu Liong hugged Duck and touched his chin, "That must be Teacher Li!"

"Why?"

Liu Liyang answered honestly: "Because of Dabai."

The staff member laughed and said, "Isn't it because Mr. Li is a senior?"

Liu Liong panicked for a moment, and was pecked on the finger by Cole Duck at the same time. "Yes, yes, but I was really impressed by the fact that Dabai greeted me right away. Anyway, Mr. Li is my idol!"

Program crew: "Hahaha, don't be so nervous."

On the other hand, Wang Hong also answered Li Pu and Da Bai.

The young beauty sat on a chair while Pink Badan stood on top of her head and nibbled her hair.

Her reason was much more reasonable, "Because Teacher Li is another guest with a parrot, and we all have parrots, so we will pay more attention~"

"But..." She paused, "Dabai left a deeper impression on me. It speaks very well!"

Wang Hong smiled, her eyes curved into a beautiful arc, "Pin Ke didn't speak so fluently."

Pingke: “Gah.”

In the third room, Zhang Junjun thought for a moment and said, "Teacher Li Pu. And Da Bai."

Program team: "Can you tell me the reason?"

The tough guy pondered for a moment and said, "When Doug came out, everyone else stepped back, except Teacher Li and Dabai." Even the parrot seemed to want to fly down to take a look. He saw it very clearly.

The staff laughed and said, "I heard that people who see Doug for the first time are a little scared."

Zhang Junjun patted the big head of the German Shepherd next to him and said, "Yes, that's why I was surprised."

Outside, the program staff was a little silent after checking the answers. The three guests actually chose the same person and the same pet...

That depends on what Li Piao's group says.

In front of the camera, the handsome man rubbed Dabai's head hair, thought for a moment, and said: "The impressions are all quite deep." He is quite good at remembering people.

"This answer is not acceptable. Choose the most profound one," said the program team.

The most profound one... Bai Gaoxing recalled and found that his answer was the same as Li Pu's.

For example, there really are pink parrots; someone actually brought ducks to the show; military dogs are really cool... and so on.

But if he had to choose one, he would choose… “Dog!”

The snow-white parrot just shouted in front of the camera.

The staff member was stunned and turned the camera towards Li Pu's arm, where Da Bai was standing.

The director slapped his thigh with joy and said, "Dabai is really good at speaking."

Another parrot, Pink, is also famous for talking a lot during live broadcasts, but he hasn't spoken since the show started. I wonder if he's really slow to warm up.

"Everyone has chosen one, why don't you choose one quickly?" the staff member said with a smile.

"Then let's choose Jun Ge and Doug." Li Pu said with a smile.

The staff also laughed: "It seems that you followed Dabai's choice."

Bai Gaoxing spread one wing and patted Li Pho, saying, "Choose with me, you're right."

"As an aside, does Dabai also speak like this at home?" Seeing Dabai's spiritual movements, the director couldn't help himself.

"Yes." Li Pu answered cooperatively, "When he's hungry, he'll ask for food. When he's sleepy, he'll ask to go to bed. When he's bored, he'll ask to go out and play."

A staff member suddenly asked with a smile: "Last time when you went to the park and were discovered by fans, was it because Dabai wanted to go out and play?"

Li Pho nodded: "That's right."

Bai Gaoxing shook his feather crown a little embarrassedly, thinking that the incident was completely an accident.

"Wow~" the director exclaimed, "I hope it can be like this in our show."

She looked at the parrot and said, "Don't be polite, Dabai. Just treat this place as your own home."

Bai Gaoxing: "No problem~"

"Oh, it still

I really agreed." The program crew was very surprised.

Then he had to perform on the spot.

Bai Gaoxing just happened to see the time, it was exactly twelve o'clock noon. He was nervous about participating in the show, so he hadn't eaten much since morning, and now he was already hungry.

He looked up at Li Pu and said, "I'm hungry. I want to eat!"

"It's time to eat now." The director stood up with a sly smile, "But our show is a rural life show after all. It would be too boring if the program crew prepared everything."

Bai Gaoxing felt that this statement had some "bad intentions".

Sure enough, when he followed Li Pu to the kitchen, he found that there was no gourmet feast here, only original, natural and unprocessed ingredients.

The other three people also came over at this time, took a look at the beautifully decorated kitchen and the large pile of dishes, and immediately understood what the program crew meant.

"Do you want us to do it ourselves?" Wang Hong said in surprise. Obviously, she hadn't thought of this either.

Clearly, a few seasons ago, we all ate boxed lunches together.

"The theme of this season is 'rural life', and we need everyone to be self-reliant." Zhang Junjun found a sticky note left by the program crew on the refrigerator.

"This and that... I only know how to cook instant noodles." Liu Liyang looked embarrassed and hammered his palm. "If I had known this, I would have learned a few dishes on the spot."

"Haha... I'm almost there. I can steam rice." Wang Hong laughed dryly.

"I can cook some home-cooked meals," said Zhang Junjun.

The taste is just average.

He learned how to cook when he was in the army, and he didn't study it carefully when he got home, so he just cooked whatever he wanted to fill his stomach. Of course, if he was asked to catch insects in the wild and make skewers, he would be very good at it.

Everyone turned their eyes to Li Pho.

Li Pho looked at the others and rolled up his sleeves helplessly, "I can."

[Oh no, they caught us, the best cook on this show! ]

【Originally: Participating in the show with pain and joy. Now: Enjoying both beautiful scenery and delicious food.】

【Good guys, after many years, Teacher Li is going to show off his skills again! 】

Fans of the barrage are looking forward to and missing it.

I remember that in the beginning, not many people knew that Li Pu could cook until he first appeared on a variety show. The very young Li Pu, who didn’t know the dangers of society, cooked once on the show.

All in all, I don’t remember much about the content of that show. The only thing I remember is that the guests that night were raving on Weibo about how delicious Li Phou’s cooking was.

“I can actually eat the food cooked by Teacher Li…” Student Liu has already turned into a fanboy and took an apron on his own initiative, “Then I’ll help!”

Wang Hong: "Then I'll go steam the rice."

Bai Gaoxing looked at the guests who were about to join the battle and glanced towards the living room.

You are all crowded in the kitchen, who is watching the pets?

Fortunately, Zhang Junjun also thought of this and said, "Someone has to be outside to watch Doug and the others."

Liu Liong: "Yes! Then who will go to see it?"

The three of them looked at him at the same time.

Finally, Bai Gaoxing was brought to the living room by Liu Liang.

"Oh... I can't cook, so I can only serve my masters~" Liu Liyang muttered, put Bai Gaoxing on the bird stand prepared by the program team, and then put his duck into a box. Doug didn't have to worry, because his owner was busy, and he lay down next to the sofa early; Pingke stood on a clothes rack not far away, grooming his fur, and had no intention of coming down, but he also behaved very well.

Now, two birds, a duck and a dog are gathered together.

"You guys stay here for now, I'll go get the basin of water..." Xiao Liu looked around and quickly disappeared into the living room.

In the quiet room, only the cameras on the four corners were still watching the pets.

Finally.

Bai Gaoxing let out a sigh of relief, and openly observed the other three "colleagues", pondering them in his heart.

Doug, a dog, handsome, but we probably have nothing in common; Pink, a fellow, we can definitely communicate, but I've never heard it speak, is it an extremely introvert? Susu, a call duck, is a poultry...?

Taking advantage of his high position, Bai Gaoxing could see the situation inside the paper box clearly. The duck in the box stretched its neck curiously and flapped its wings to try to jump out, but it was too fat and failed.

Bai Gaoxing chuckled and continued to stare at the duck.

—completely unaware that the pink parrot on the clothes rack opposite was staring at him.

Duck's words...can he understand them?

Bai Gaoxing couldn't help but think about this question. After such a long time as a parrot, he was almost certain that he could understand the language of birds, but this cross-species language seemed to be limited to birds, not cats, dogs, fish, or insects.

Fortunately, it’s not possible, otherwise it would be too scary.

Bai Gaoxing narrowed his eyes and listened to the "quack" sound coming from the box.

Duck, is it poultry?

The range of poultry is larger than that of birds. So far, he cannot confirm whether he can understand the language of birds or the entire poultry species.

But as long as we can talk to this duck, we can be sure.

Thinking of this, Bai Gaoxing spread his wings and landed lightly on the edge of the cardboard box before anyone came back.

Doug glanced lazily and lay on the ground; Peng Ke's eyes followed him.

"Hey," Bai Gaoxing moved his paws on the paper box, making a rustling sound, "Can you understand what I'm saying?"

He used bird language.

"Bang!" The duck jumped with great momentum and hit its beak against the edge of the cardboard box.

So fierce!

Bai Gaoxing moved to the side again and tilted his head to look at it, "Can't I?"

Cole Duck: "Quack, quack, quack!!"

Ah, then he felt relieved.

Bai Gaoxing looked at it with relief.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw the entire scene.

【Dabai has great skin! 】

[Did it deliberately go to play with Susu? hhhhh]

[Is it possible? But why not go to Pink? After all, they are both parrots.]

[Maybe it's because they can't fly? 】

[That's good. I thought they were going to fight, but they seem to be getting along pretty well.]

[Ahhh, can you please move a little? They are too quiet! ]

After confirming that the Call Duck was a duck that could not communicate, the honest parrot Bai Gaoxing flew back to where he had just stood. Coincidentally, Xiao Liu was back.

Student Liu was holding a few feeders and small bags of dog food, bird food, and duck feed. The camera scanned them one by one, advertising the items.

"Come here, it's time for dinner!" he called.

The other three went to eat, but Bai Gaoxing remained standing there.

"Come on, Dabai, have a meal." Liu Liang called him.

Bai Gaoxing shook his head, "No!"

He eats it now, but how will he eat what Li Piao makes later?

Liu Liyang seemed to be surprised by his fluent answer. He was stunned for a long time before saying, "Okay, then I won't eat it if you don't want to."

The rich aroma of food soon began to waft in the air. It was a familiar smell! Bai Gaoxing couldn't wait to look into the kitchen and saw Li Pu still busy at work.

Doug's tail, which had been flat all the time, also shook.

Liu Liyang felt like he was about to drool, so he raised his sleeve to wipe it off, but then he remembered that he was in front of the camera and couldn't embarrass himself, so he took a deep breath.

Not long after, Wang Hong's voice came from the kitchen: "Dinner is ready!"

Xiao Liu prepares to sprint.

But what was faster than him was the white shadow that flashed past his eyes.

What went by!?

"It smells so good! Teacher Li, you are such a great cook!" In the kitchen, Wang Hong couldn't help but sigh, and so did Zhang Junjun.

However, Li Pu did not respond to her words at first, but asked: "Is there no vegetable cover here?"

"What?" Wang Hong didn't react yet.

Li Piao: "Take good care of these dishes."

"ah?"

The next second, the rippling sound came from far away at the speed of flying.

"Dabai!"

Bai Gaoxing braked in mid-air and landed obediently within the safe range of a table of delicacies, staring at them with tilted head.

It's quite pitiful.

Just as Wang Hong was stunned, another pink shadow flew in and landed on her shoulder.

Bai Gaoxing glanced at Pingke, then turned around and tugged at Li Pu's clothes.

Look, other parrots are just like me!

But Wang Hong said in surprise: "Pinke, how did you get in?"

The girl petted her parrot twice and said to the others with a smile, "Pink doesn't like the smell of cooking fumes. He stays away from it when I cook at home."

Pink Badan tilted his head.

During the meal, Wang Hong finally understood why Li Pu wanted to cover the food with something, so she started talking about what parrots eat.

"Ah, my son Pingke was also very greedy when he was little, he wanted to try everything, but later he lost interest." She said, "Maybe Dabai is still young."

Li Pu lowered his eyes, "Yes, he hasn't grown up yet."

Bai Gaoxing, who was stealing chicken nuggets: "..."

Wang Hong added: "It's better to give it less human food. You can feed it some vegetables or something like that on a regular basis." After that, she went to the kitchen and got a handful of tender leaves that she had picked out when selecting vegetables. She gave one to Pingke and the other to Bai Gaoxing.

Bai Gaoxing took it reluctantly, "...Thank you?"

Mask of pain.

Lettuce leaves are just bland, so why not serve them with some dipping sauce?

After dinner, Xiao Liu took the initiative to take on the dishwashing business, and the program team also took the opportunity to announce new tasks.

Bai Gaoxing stood on Li Pu's shoulder and watched.

"Playing games... to see the tacit understanding between the owner and the pet." Xiao Liu read it out, and then went crazy, "What kind of tacit understanding do I have with a duck!"

Zhang Junjun smiled.

That was probably a confident smile.

"It's related to the ingredients for tonight's dinner..." Wang Hong continued reading.

Bai Gaoxing understood it quickly. In short, they needed to play a few small games to evaluate the level of understanding between the owner and the pet. The top two would have a luxurious meal provided by the program team, and the pets would also have high-end snacks, while the bottom two would have to cook their own meals like they did at noon; the last one would be even worse, as he would have to cook for the pet.

So miserable.

Bai Gaoxing felt a little sympathy for the guest who was most likely to fail miserably. This was just a pet vacation, and the owner was fighting a desperate battle.

So flattering!

"The activity will start after three o'clock. During this period, you can take your pets to familiarize themselves with the environment and cultivate tacit understanding." The director said with a smile.

"Ah... It doesn't feel like we can win." Wang Hong looked at Li Pu, then at Zhang Junjun, looking a little helpless.

Xiao Liu covered his face and said, "Just tell me how to make duck rice."

The pets were taken away by their respective owners.

Bai Gaoxing looked at Li Pu and happened to meet the man's gaze.

He stretched out his claws tentatively, and with a little force, he grabbed the fabric on Li Pu's shoulders, causing it to become a little messy.

Don't worry.

I've got you covered.