Chapter 76
"Here it comes, hurry up!"
"One minute left! Phew, luckily there's Spark."
The time hasn't even come yet, but the topics and comments about the show have already started to pop up on Weibo.
As for Diary of a Cute Pet, many people were surprised to find that the publicity for this season seemed to be much greater than the previous ones. The promotion started on Weibo the day before, and the Xinghuo platform had been promoting it for a long time. Sometimes, even the app would pop up promotional ads for the show.
Before the show started today, countless people had already been waiting on the website or in front of the TV.
As early as the beginning of the promotion, the audience knew what kind of cute pets were participating in this event: a combination of two parrots, a Coal Duck and a retired military dog, which just sounds very interesting.
However, the vast majority of people unanimously attributed the reason for the expanded promotion of the program to the participation of Lai Pho this time - this program can actually invite the actor Lai, there must be something good about it!
If we have actor Li, then we must have Dabai.
That’s Dabai!
She was Le Pho's favorite, occupied 88 video slots on Le Pho's Xinghuo account, was the only person to appear on camera, lived with Le Pho... No, in short, she occupied an extremely important position in Le Pho's heart.
I've never heard that Li Pho Duo can shoot videos, but this man made Da Bai beautiful and cute, shining, and every second was full of love!
What’s more, Dabai is also an actor who became very popular in the hit drama “The Long Ballad”!
"Sisters, I recently came across another point: Dabai in the drama died of poisoning, and Ning Chen also died of poison. This is called living and dying together, right =w="
"Can you eat something from the world of the living? (Pointing)"
"That's right~ I just eat cookies everywhere~"
Netizens discussed enthusiastically, from Dabai to Li Pu, and from Li Pu to Dabai, and finally came to the conclusion: I hope "Diary of a Cute Pet" can bring something more exciting and explosive!
Someone poured cold water on them: Are you guys crazy? What else can you find to watch in such a plain and idyllic variety show?
"Well...it doesn't matter, at worst we can pick out the sweets ourselves." The CP fans were not discouraged, saying that the sweets were picked out and everyone was so skilled that it made people feel distressed.
However, what no one expected was that in this episode, the person who poured cold water on others was immediately slapped in the face.
"Cute Pet Diary" begins broadcasting.
Joyful and cheerful background music started playing, and the official icon of "Cute Pet Diary" popped up, then faded into an ordinary recording background.
The camera starts from the program crew to the guests' doorsteps, and the TV broadcasts the scene of the four guests opening their doors to welcome the program crew.
"Hmm? Is it "Diary of a Cute Pet"? Please wait a moment~" - The beautiful woman with pink hair has already dressed up and is holding breakfast in her hands.
"Hello." - Zhang Junjun, who is used to getting up at six o'clock, is playing catch with Doug in the yard.
"Wait a minute! I haven't put on my pants yet!" - This is what Xiao Liu shouted at the door.
Soon, the program reached the part about Li Pho.
A door slowly opened, and a handsome man's face appeared in the camera.
The photographer held the camera steadily as he followed Li Pho in. He skillfully walked around the living room before fixing the camera on the snow-white color of the sofa.
"Dabai, hello~" It can be heard that it is the program crew who are teasing the parrot.
"Hello!" the parrot replied immediately.
Then, it is customary to present the living environment and daily necessities of the cute pets in front of the camera. This link is deeply loved by experienced pet owners and e-commerce. Whenever they find good things that their pets are using but they don’t know about, the shopping platform will always sell out.
As the program aired, the forum was flooded with topics related to this episode of "Cute Pet Diary".
"Damn, Teacher Li opening the door is a visual shock!"
"Don't say anything, I'm already licking you."
“Aaaaaaaaaaaa (Just screaming)”
"Wow, Dabai, this greeting is six wow, as if it can understand human language!"
"Don't be so surprised. Saying hello is the most basic thing. My parrot can do it too!"
The happy atmosphere in the topic building came to an abrupt end after the program was filmed around the sofa and cage, and then a sense of suspense emerged.
"Wait a minute, why is this sofa so clean?"
"Why is this wall so white?"
"Huh? What do you mean? Is this abnormal?"
"Well...as a chicken farmer, look at my house [picture][picture][picture]"
"Fuck, there are so many white cement spots on your sofa? Did you just finish the renovation?"
“No, that’s the poop that wasn’t wiped clean (tired smile)”
"Oh my god, there is still this wall. We can't keep this wall anymore!"
"Yes, I'm going to paint the walls next month (tears)"
Not only this floor, but many more people who keep birds at home have posted pictures, proving that it is impossible to keep birds at home so cleanly!
"It's over. Do I smell the scent of a house collapse..."
"It can't be that Mr. Li didn't actually raise Dabai [sad face]"
“…”
Silence continued to spread in the building until the camera accidentally recorded Dabai taking a shit.
The photographer followed Li Pho to the balcony and turned around to find that the big white parrot had stood on the trash can at some point, with its buttocks sunk and its tail obscured by the edge of the trash can.
The next second, it seemed to notice that the camera was facing itself, and it flapped its wings in panic and dived directly behind the sofa.
Then, a head popped out secretly.
"Wow..."
"That's so funny. Is it shy?"
"So Baymax has to go to the bathroom at a designated location? Why isn't this angelic baby mine?!"
Just as netizens were screaming with cuteness at this scene, Bai Gaoxing, who was arranged by the program production team to watch the first episode of the show, was petrified.
Why...why is this also recorded! ?
Bai Gaoxing was feeling both ashamed and angry. He looked up at Li Pu who was absorbed in the subject, and bit his finger.
Li Pu felt the pain in his fingers and looked down in surprise, only to find that his parrot was raising its crest and spreading its wings, making an attacking gesture towards him.
"Dabai? What's wrong?" The man reached out to touch it in confusion, but was pecked again.
The other three people and the three pets also noticed the movement here and turned to look over.
Bai Gaoxing seemed to be mumbling something, but he was actually crying loudly.
"It's over, everyone in the world saw me in the trash can..." He couldn't continue.
"Beauty, what's wrong with you?" Ping Ke came over with his head tilted.
Bai Gaoxing became even more desperate.
Can we just be thankful that he is a parrot? ?
It doesn't matter. Bai Gaoxing tried to calm down. Anyway, everyone would forget about this kind of thing soon, and they would not remember that Li Pu's parrot was in the trash can...
No way! They will definitely make a GIF of this!!!
Bai Gaoxing howled and flew out in a mess.
…
Each episode of the program is only 100 minutes long, and only the best of the best can be edited in. Halfway through the show, the classic plot suddenly appears!
In the talking hut separated from its owner, Pink Pink staged a chase drama against Wutong Dabai.
[What the hell, what’s going on? Is there a fight? ] The bullet screen asked.
[Why haven’t the program staff come yet? What if something goes wrong if they are late? ]
[Dabai is so pitiful!! It seems to be very scared! ]
[Why do I feel like that?] Someone pointed out the details, [Pink had no intention of pecking at Dabai, it seemed that he just wanted to jump onto Dabai. This action usually means——]
Someone posted a detailed scientific introduction on the forum about parrots' flirting and courtship movements.
So... Pingke is attracted to Dabai?
A little bit unconvinced.
Firstly, both parrots are male. Secondly, Pingke has never shown any special reaction towards Dabai before. How could it be so sudden?
But soon, the scene that appeared on the screen left the audience dumbfounded.
Even after being taken away by Wang Hong, Pingke kept looking at Dabai. During the afternoon activities, he stayed close to Dabai, using his soft little voice to try to get close to Dabai. His cautious and entangled look made people feel helpless and pitiful.
Dabai? Dabai was extremely annoyed.
【Hello, lick me, Pingke! 】
【Why did it become like this!!】
[It seems a bit delicious... hehe. 】
[I feel that the CP is so popular so quickly that some ladies have already drawn a personification of Pinke, a handsome guy with pink hair and a flirty face. ]
On the first day of the broadcast of "Diary of Cute Pets", a new CP emerged.
This makes Ke Li Pu ×
Dabai's pure love party resolutely protested: [No no! It's definitely Li Bai!! What you guys are eating are all imaginary fake candies, we are real! ]
That makes sense.
Fans think that, after all, Mr. Li and Dabai are the ones who live their life sincerely, and they can’t be compared with a parrot like Pingke who is only seen for the first time on the show!
But looking at the pink and white, they feel very cute.
As the show continued, everyone was conquered by the cute pets in it - the super interactive Baymax, the colorful Pic, the silly and arrogant Duck, the majestic Doug, and every moment with the guests was filled with furry healing.
But the audience couldn't help but shift their attention to Pingke and Dabai.
They found that in almost every shot, they could see Pinck staring straight at Baymax.
[Fuck, so affectionate. I'm really moved.]
【How about giving me a chance? 】
[I want to know who Dabai likes more between Pingke and Teacher Li~]
The answer is self-evident. After all, Baymax has been avoiding Pingke, and his body language shows as much disgust as possible.
But what if he is changed?
This thought reached its climax when Pink plucked out the tail feathers.
【Ah ...
【If this is not love? 】
[It seems as romantic as giving roses~ I envy you. 】
Everyone watched the adorable courtship process between the two parrots with envy and anticipation, and speculated that this couple was doomed, otherwise, the program crew would not have gone to the trouble of editing this segment.
But the reversal happened in the next moment!
The Dabai in the picture did not accept it, but seemed to be stung by something. After retreating to a position where it could not retreat any further, it flapped its wings a few times and landed on Li Phu's shoulder.
Then! It turned its head, pulled off a tail feather, and dropped it into Li Pu's collar like an airdrop!
Very accurate, so accurate that it seems to be aimed at the man's heart.
Then Dabai pressed against Li Pu's cheek, as if swearing an oath to Ping Ke.
The barrage was silent for a moment, then piled up densely, and the faces of the guests and cute pets in the screen could no longer be seen.
【What the hell! What the hell! 】
【Ahhhhh Teacher Li and Dabai are real!!】
【If this isn’t love!!!】
Suddenly, screenshots, animated images, interpretations, and video clips began to circulate wildly on the Internet. Every time the CP topic was refreshed, there would be a new topic building. Fast-acting illustrators and writers had even produced their own!
Dabai resolutely chose Teacher Li! ——Fans were so moved that they couldn't breathe.
Now that we know the official CP, the sugar that will follow will be a big giveaway.
Feeding and caressing are no longer worth mentioning; it is not surprising for the pet to sleep with its owner directly on the bed; and the activities in the next few days, such as walking in the yard and swimming in the shallow pool, are simply sweetness on top of sweetness!
Especially when Pingke was chasing after Dabai and talking nonsense, Dabai would hide behind Li Pu every time, as if to say, "This is my man!"
And this love is mutual - Li Pu dotes on Da Bai to the extreme and has never locked it in a cage even once. When picking vegetables, he will always leave out the tenderest ones.
Speaking of food, we have to mention the part where Le Pho showed off his cooking skills in the show. Many children cried and successfully became Le Pho’s new fans.
...food fan?
Just when the topic of CP was as lively as the New Year, bursts of mournful howling were heard from the small country villa.
"What happened to Baymax?" The program crew was very curious about this. After all, during this week's filming, they all agreed that among all the cute pets that have participated in the program, there is no more well-behaved little angel than Baymax.
Suddenly...
"Could it be that it's sick?" someone guessed, "Dabai can't speak, so he can't tell us how uncomfortable he is, so he can only howl."
Thank you.
Bai Gaoxing looked at the other person with a look of despair, but he could speak and he was not sick.
But... I lost my dignity.
Bai Gaoxing thought sadly, his self-esteem is so huge, but it is worth only two cents!
Another staff member said blankly: "But Dabai can speak?"
Everyone: “…”
"Anyway, we're going to Jingcheng to shoot tomorrow. If Dabai has any problems, we need to take care of him right away." The director asked, "Where's our veterinarian?"
"Oh no! He just left!"
"Then... let Xiao An come over and hold it for a bit first."
"I've told you so many times that Xiao An is our emergency doctor, she saves lives..." The screenwriter pushed his glasses helplessly, "Well, luckily she can treat small animals too."
Not long after, the person they were talking about arrived.
The doctor was a young girl with a neat bun, clean features, and a friendly smile.
Looks a little familiar...?
Bai Gaoxing looked at the other person for a long time, but couldn't figure out where he had seen this face before, or was it that people with familiar faces all gave people the same feeling?
"Hello, I'm An Lu, the program team's doctor. If you feel uncomfortable during the filming, please feel free to come to me." The girl greeted the guests.
This familiar surname...
Bai Gaoxing suddenly had an idea and matched the girl's face with Dr. Anxi from the pet hospital.
Sure enough, the next second, the girl prompted, "I learned the theory and experience of treating small animals from my second brother. He is a professional veterinarian. I am not an expert in this field, but because I see a lot of cases, I am also 70% confident. Is that okay?"
Li Pho nodded.
Time is really urgent.
Then, Bai Gaoxing looked at the girl named An Lu and turned towards him. He spoke softly and stretched out his hand: "Come on, Dabai, let me see."