Chapter 84

In order to appreciate the works in the afternoon, the program team specially added an afternoon tea session.

Guests can enjoy drinks and snacks while chatting and interacting with their pets.

By the way, today's sponsor participating in the camera advertising is disinfectant wipes.

Bai Gaoxing looked around from a high place and was very satisfied with the snacks provided by the program team. Just as he was about to fly down to take one, he saw classmate Xiao Liu coming over with two large plates. "Snacks for the pets are here too~"

Bai Gaoxing cast his eyes on it.

Dog food, don't eat it.

The fish is dried, so I don’t eat it.

Lettuce, don’t eat it.

Fruit, you can eat it.

Biscuits, you can eat them.

After aiming at the target, Bai Gaoxing spread his wings, landed, grabbed a piece of biscuit and ran away.

Liu Liyang was stunned for a moment, and chased after him, "Wait! Don't eat it!"

Bai Gaoxing flapped his wings even more vigorously, landed in a safe place, and took a big bite proudly.

Liu Liang held his waist and panted, then turned around and asked, "Dog biscuits, can Dabai eat them?"

Bai Gaoxing: “…”

The biscuit in my mouth suddenly didn't taste good anymore.

"Is that OK?" Wang Hong said, "My Pingke eats dog food with great relish."

“……”I don’t want to eat anymore.

Bai Gaoxing flapped his wings and flew away.

The pink parrot standing on Wang Hong's shoulder tilted its head, flew over and grabbed the dog biscuit.

"Pinke!! You're a dog!!" Wang Hong was very disappointed that they couldn't make it.

Almost forgot about this.

Bai Gaoxing turned around and flew back, snatched the biscuit back, and threw it into the trash can with a sense of public conscience.

Wang Hong was stunned.

Then he slapped his thigh and laughed, "See, I was rejected."%This% work% is% by%

Pingke stared at the empty paw for a while, and then made a "click" sound after a long while.

The program crew quickly prepared the materials for the guests. According to the draw, the order was Doug, Duck, Pink, and Big White.

"In fact, before the recording of this season of 'Diary of a Cute Pet' started, many fans heard that the guests would film their daily interactions with their pets. They were very curious and sent us a lot of messages, asking us when we would release the videos." This is the director's voiceover.

"After discussion, we scheduled it for today."

"Let's see how everyone gets along with their cute pets at home~"

As soon as he finished speaking, the first thing that appeared on the big screen was Doug's VCR.

The later the better. Bai Gaoxing forced himself to remain calm and stared at the big screen absentmindedly.

If the program production team really finds the video of Xinghuo, then...then they should put the blame on the company first!

Anyway, the show was still being filmed, so they had no way of reconciling their statements.

Bai Gaoxing analyzed calmly that since the company thought that the current Spark was shot by Li Pho, then the reverse is also entirely feasible. Maybe Li Pho also thinks that it was shot by the company!

But no matter what, it is safest not to take Spark Video.

The program crew must not use the footage he shot!

Bai Gaoxing's scalp stiffened.

Except for the fact that he thought about revealing his identity to Li Pu a few times in the beginning, he now feels that it is best not to tell him.

If he just let things take their own course and became a parrot, he and Le Pho could get along naturally and easily, and doing something beyond imagination would be considered smart at best. But if Le Pho discovered the truth and treated him as a human being, that relaxed feeling would most likely disappear.

And...the way you look at him will definitely change.

He didn't want to see any of this.

The most important thing is that Li Pho might have some psychological shadow!

Bai Gaoxing couldn't help but put himself in his own mind. The pet he kept at home was actually a person. Just thinking about it would give him nightmares, right?

For example, when a person is relaxing at home doing his own things and enjoying his alone time, there is actually a pair of wise eyes staring at him in the dark...

So scary!

Bai Gaoxing was daydreaming while chewing his paw, and as a result, his classmate Xiao Liu next to him stuffed a vegetable leaf into his paw.

He bit into it. Ugh, it tasted terrible.

But it was barely enough to kill time. Bai Gaoxing moved his tongue and spit out a mouthful of green foam.

Time passed, the videos on the big screen changed one after another, and the whole living room was immersed in a very relaxing atmosphere.

Wang Hong turned around and discovered that the eating habits of the big white parrot were very different from those of her own parrot.

The snow-white parrot ate its food slowly and leisurely, its clean feathers free of any stains.

On the other hand, her dog, Ping Ke, had only nibbled a tomato, but had already turned into a parrot at a murder scene.

Wang Hong couldn't help but sigh: "Dabai eats so elegantly~"

Li Pho took a look and said, "...because it tastes terrible."

Wang Hong: “Ah?”

At this time, the screen was already playing the video shot by Li Pho.

I don’t know what kind of coincidence it was, but the first one I released was the one of Bai Gaoxing chewing rapeseed leaves at home.

For a moment, the scenes inside and outside the picture overlap.

"Is it delicious?" Li Pu's voice rang out from the screen.

The parrot sobbed, "You abused me."

The guests present laughed so hard that they fell over, and only the bird was hurt.

Bai Gaoxing's scalp tingled and his feathers exploded.

This dark history still exists!

Before long, all the material was finished.

Bai Gaoxing made a summary in a Buddhist way.

Of the four guests, the others carefully and prudently brought out the best works of their pets. It didn't matter whether they were scripted or not, as long as they looked good. Only Li Pu was just casually filming his daily life - no, it might be more appropriate to say that he was filming jokes, anyway, the variety show effect was great.

Whatever, don't worry about face~

Anyway, Li Pho is quite funny in the video.

He really loves me.

With the idea of ​​everyone dying together, Bai Gaoxing shouted loudly: "I want to eat meat!"

"Want to eat meat? Let Teacher Li make it for you." Wang Hong laughed even more happily, "Teacher Li, let's eat meat tonight!"

"Don't be too happy yet—" the program team said, "These are all prepared by the guests themselves. Next, we will select the most shocking works of each guest."

The faces of the three people and the bird were all frozen.

Wang Hong thought of herself weeding in the strawberry greenhouse, with a brocade hat on her head, covered in dirt, looking like a refugee, and the brocade hat even braided her hair into a nest...

Zhang Junjun thought of the time when he took Doug out for a walk and met a female German Shepherd swimming. Doug directly pulled him into the lake and swam 200 meters with him...

Liu Liyang thought of himself going out shopping with Susu in his arms, and when he passed by a roast duck restaurant, he would go in to visit, and bring Susu with him to eat duck heads...

Bai Gaoxing thought of the ninety-nine works he had photographed with Fei Jin Bara.

No matter which one you take out... Huh!

Bai Gaoxing took a breath of cool air.

The staff smiled and asked, "Whose do you want to see first?"

"Theirs!" The three pointed at each other.

Only Li Pho did not participate.

Bai Gaoxing was greatly surprised and quickly flew to Li Pu's hand, picked up one of his fingers and pointed it at the crowd.

Li Piao: “……?”

This scene was edited into a classic animated picture in the future. The production crew was full of bad intentions. They went through the four people and said, "Then let's just follow the order."

The three of them smiled reluctantly, "Okay."

As the first one, Zhang Junjun had an exceptionally calm expression, but judging from his clenched hands, his heart was definitely not the same as his expression.

Are you that nervous?

Bai Gaoxing noticed this detail and became very curious.

Next, he saw what it meant when a dog's strength works wonders - Doug, for the sake of a beautiful dog, dragged Zhang Junjun on a late-night boat trip on the lake. In the end, it alarmed people walking nearby, who thought he was going to commit suicide by jumping into the lake. They called the police, who all advised the young man not to let go of anything.

Social death, crazy social death.

"My teammates saw this on the news and called me to ask about it... and then the whole unit knew about it." The tough guy said this in a calm tone and then wiped his face with his hand.

"...That's too bad." After hearing this, Liu Liang patted his shoulder sympathetically and gave him an encouraging smile.

But when it came to his turn, Liu Liong couldn't laugh anymore.

Because the program crew really brought out the video that showed him in the most socially awkward position.

"It's over. I'm also scared of you guys doing this." Wang Hong murmured, especially after hearing that the two of them thought this was the most socially deadly video. "It seems that you are the one who knows yourself best."

After hearing what they said, Bai Gaoxing's head started spinning wildly.

Social death?

Does he have any social death videos?

No!

Think about the works he shot for himself, most of them are serious, at most a little silly and funny, but can't be called social death.

So...it's very likely that it wasn't drawn from those works?

Bai Gaoxing flapped his wings in joy.

"It's finally over." Wang Hong persevered through her part and breathed a sigh of relief, "It's time to watch Teacher Li's part."

"Just watch~~" Bai Gaoxing was not afraid.

Li Phou touched his head.

The next second, Lei Li appeared on the big screen.

After confirming that it was not Li Pu's spark, Bai Gaoxing breathed a sigh of relief.

It doesn't matter what happens next. Once the riskiest point is eliminated, he is invincible!

But...why does this background look familiar?

Bai Gaoxing narrowed his eyes and carefully observed the scene around Lei Li. It seemed like they were in the company?

The memory of the company was a long time ago. He couldn't remember the exact location for a while. He could only say that Lei Li might have recorded it when he wasn't paying attention. So was he talking in his sleep? Could he have cursed Li Pu in his dream?

The next second, Lei Li's smiling voice came from the screen: "Master Dabai's phone call."

A bad premonition emerged.

Bai Gaoxing's heart sank suddenly, but before he could remember what happened at this node, a sweet voice came from the screen: "Master~~~"

ah--

Aaaah——!

Aaaaaaa——!!!

He remembered.

This was the script I participated in when I was messing around with my agent. I thought it was fun.

But...why did it sound so funny then, but now it sounds so suffocating! ?

Bai Gaoxing looked at everyone present in a daze and found that everyone except Li Pu was trying to hold back their laughter.

But the program team also made a ghost video, and one time was not enough. The voice of "Master~~~Master~~~Master~~~" echoed in the living room.

Do they want Li Pho to die, or do they want him to die socially? ? ?

Bai Gaoxing's brain exploded, and then he was overwhelmed with shame and began to crawl all over the floor.

Crawling made his chest hurt a little, so he started rolling.

The guests in the living room were stunned.

The big white parrot, which was fine just now, suddenly straightened up as if struck by lightning, fell on the carpet, started to crawl on its claws, and then began to roll around, as if trying to shake off the lice on its body.

What happened! ?

People stopped watching the video and gathered around to see what had happened to the parrot.

Even Doug came over and sniffed around.

Let me die.

Bai Gaoxing stared at the ceiling dully, tilting his head to avoid the wet dog's nose.

"Teacher Li, look at Dabai, what happened?"

Li Pu squeezed through the crowd and came to the parrot. He often saw this kind of behavior at home and guessed: "Da Bai must be bored."

Many times, he saw Dabai rolling around on the sofa, bed, and floor.

At this time, he usually reads the script.

You are right.

After hearing what Li Pu said, Bai Gaoxing climbed up expressionlessly and flew onto Li Pu's shoulder.

If this continues, the veterinarian from the program team will be here.

That is the real social death.

Fortunately, dinner time was approaching, and after seeing that he had returned to "normal", the program team suggested that dinner could be prepared.

Fortunately, there was meat for dinner.

And there are many more.

"Braised pork, twice-cooked pork, pork ribs stewed with potatoes... Wow, this is such a rich feast tonight!"

"What are you looking at? This is what Teacher Li made for Dabai, haha~"

"It's a pity that Dabai can only eat a little bit, so we have to buy the rest."

"Don't eat too much." Seeing that the guests were about to eat like hungry wolves, the program staff quickly advised, "We will prepare for the individual interviews soon."

Oh, another single selection.

Bai Gaoxing yawned. He was very tired after a whole day and felt sleepy. He decided to finish his work quickly and go to sleep.

After dinner, he and Li Pu were led to a small room.

It’s still the familiar camera, the familiar director, and the small whiteboard for prompting.

Bai Gaoxing yawned again, causing the director to laugh and ask, "Yo, are you sleepy?"

She looked at Li Pu and said, "Hold on tight, and take Dabai back to sleep later."

Li Pu nodded, "Let's get started."

The director took out a small notebook, flipped through it for a long time, found a page, and read: "Let's talk about the Dabai works you shot."

Li Pu thought, the works... must be those like "The Long Song".

The director coughed and reminded, "It's the ones you shoot every day, including Weibo, Spark, and behind-the-scenes footage of your acting, all kinds of things. Didn't you shoot a lot of them?"

Li Pu was genuinely stunned.

"Um……?"