Chapter 524: Direct and Euphemistic
A month later.
Liu Banyue threw himself onto the chair and said, "I've been counting down since the first day I arrived, and I've finally waited for this day."
Lin Fancheng also leaned back like him, and the two mechas formed a beautiful shape, with their buttocks leaning against the mountain wall, their legs still on tracks, and the short track legs standing upright in front of them, giving a very cute illusion.
Lin Fancheng sighed, "I can go back tomorrow. I'm going to call my girlfriend and tell her I've learned a new skill in making food."
Liu Yue looked at him in shock: "How can you have a girlfriend? When did it happen?"
Lin Fancheng had been holding it in for so long, waiting to see their shock at this moment. He said with immense satisfaction, "You can get fat, but I can't have a girlfriend?"
Liu Yueban's face collapsed: "Didn't we agree to be brothers together?"
Lin Fancheng laughed so hard that his eyes almost disappeared: "It's not only bachelors who can be brothers."
Liu Yueban felt that life was no longer wonderful. He turned to look at Yun Mo, his tone resentful, tears in his eyes: "Brother Yun..."
Yun Mo glanced at Lin Fancheng through the mecha cabin, then turned back to comfort Liu Yue: "It's okay, you are still good brothers."
Lin Fancheng felt that this was not right and turned to look at her: "Why...did I hear something else?"
Yun Mo stood up calmly, and the mecha rumbled away, saying as he walked, "Well, your feeling is not wrong."
Lin Fancheng felt a chill in her heart and wanted to get up, but her legs were stuck like that and the tracks were spinning, so she couldn't stop herself for a moment.
"No, stop right there and tell me what you mean?" Lin Fancheng yelled in the cockpit.
Yun Mo paused: "You want to ask?"
Lin Fancheng: ... "Then I'd better not ask."
"No, if he doesn't ask me, just ask. Go back and tell me quickly." Liu Yue became energetic, got up from the ground, and rushed to Yun Mo like the robot Wall-E.
Yun Mo said, "I have two ways of saying it: 'euphemistic' and 'direct'. Which one do you want to hear?"
"direct!"
"Euphemism!"
The voices of Liu Yueban and Lin Fancheng rang out at the same time.
Liu Yueban spat at him: "Don't you want to listen? I'm the one spending the money, be direct."
Lin Fancheng put his hands on his hips unhappily. He actually wanted to make a chest-crossing gesture, but the mecha was too huge, making this movement a bit difficult.
"This is my business, so of course you have to consider my feelings. Anyway, I want to hear it in a tactful way."
Liu Yueban was so shocked by his rare arrogance that he took two steps back: "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you. I'll be more tactful then."
Yun Mo rubbed the tread of his right foot against the ground twice, and said slowly, "The willows of Zhangtai have been plucked by others, but the flowers of Xuandu remain unchanged."
The four illiterate people opened their mouths wide: ...
"Or, let's be direct."
Yun Mo rolled her eyes and said, "To put it simply, he's just a spare tire."
Lin Fancheng: ...Two lines of hot tears rolled down.
"I don't believe it. Why?!" Although it was an online romance and the feelings were not deep, Lin Fancheng still refused to believe it.
Yun Mo sighed, "Young man, remember when Gliese was returning, I asked for your horoscope?"
Lin Fancheng immediately thought of the history of having his privacy exposed, which was like running naked, and his heart suddenly felt even more painful.
He subconsciously wanted to stop her, but Yun Mo's voice had already come over.
"Your horoscope indicates that you will marry late. The Year Stem is dominated by the Robbery Officer, which suggests that the person you like is with someone else.
Being born on Ding Chou day is a day of coincidence, and the day and hour are in conflict, with a strong officer in the month column.
You will be in the Wuwu period before you turn 25, but Wu and Chou clash, so it will be difficult for you to get a girlfriend.
After the age of 25, you will be in the Jiwei period. Ji earth restrains Gui water, and Chou and Wei are in conflict, so you will still be single.
Love will become smoother after 30.”
Mo Mo also looked at Lin Fancheng with sympathy, wanting to comfort him, but suddenly thought that he might be worse than him, because at least he had had it before.
"Hahaha," Liu Yueban laughed so hard that he almost had a cramp upon hearing this. "I let you show off. Even though it's not right to say that, thank you, buddy. This might be the happiest day I've had since I came to the base."
Lin Fancheng rushed up in his mecha, and the two black lumps instantly wrestled with each other.
Huo Chuan stood aside and kindly played a loop of "Single for Ten Thousand Years" for them.
Yun Mo shook his head and walked away, and found the old soldier in flowered shorts on a big rock. He was sitting on the rock in a very ungraceful manner, with his legs crossed and picking his feet.
When the shit-yellow No. 01 mech stopped in front of him, the old soldier didn't even look up: "What's the matter?"
Yun Mo opened the cockpit cover and her eyes were level with his. "Uncle Lu, we're about to leave. Are you lonely?"
The old soldier responded angrily: "Get out of here as soon as possible."
Yun Mo, with a shameless face, jumped from the cockpit to his rock and sat down. "Uncle Lu, can we have a discussion?"
The old soldier said nothing, but raised his left eyebrow: "If you have to fart, do it now."
Yun Mo volunteered: "Are you short of anyone?"
The old soldier scratched his ears, thinking he had misheard: "Did your brain get damaged while mining?"
He left and still wants to come back. There is no other person like him in the entire base. Where did this weirdo come from?
Yun Mo thought, if it weren't for the five mechas that hadn't been dismantled yet, and the other models scattered around, would she be so bored? She'd been sitting in the cockpit all day, her butt was almost giving her hemorrhoids.
Yun Mo chuckled, "I feel like I'm very compatible with this mining area. How about I come and help with the mining this weekend? I have no other requirements, just a room for you to stay in."
The veteran knew what she was trying to do and said, "Pooh..." You stole my tools and broke my mecha. Don't you have any idea how much trouble you've caused?
"There are definitely some who are ignorant, who contradict their superiors, engage in group fights, and violate military discipline..."
Yun Mo touched her nose and laughed: "Uncle Lu, you see, you have to use familiar people first. Newcomers need to be adjusted. We have been friends for more than a month. Where else can you find a worker like me who is willing to work, eats little, and is highly efficient? Don't you agree?"
The old soldier was almost amused by her, but he didn't expose her: "Okay, come if you want."
It's rare to find someone willing to do voluntary labor, so it would be a waste if we don't use it.
"Then Uncle Lu, see you later, I will bring you food."
The old soldier rubbed his shoes on the stones to put them on, and walked away humming some unknown tune.
Yun Mo jumped onto the mecha and blasted away.
"Catch him!"
Just at a turn, a low roar suddenly came from the mecha cabin.
I caught a glint of metallic reflection in my field of vision. It was a mecha!
After such a long mining career, the first and most difficult thing for them to adapt to was the high-speed perspective. And now, it finally came in handy.
Yun Mo's sight quickly caught sight of the other party's figure. The speed was over 200 standard units. He was wearing a medium-end mecha and carrying lethal weapons. How did he get in?
The voice came from the public channel, and Luo Mu's face forcefully cut into their cockpit screen: "Stop that mecha!"
Liu Yueban and Lin Fancheng were wrestling with each other, using buckets and drills to fight each other. At this time, they immediately switched tracks and rushed over at the fastest speed.
(End of this chapter)
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