Chapter 28 Chapter 28
◎Retest (Part 2) 2nd update◎
Si Lan's divine power can hear all the big and small things in the demon world, and it also applies to the human world within a short distance.
Originally, Lian Jiu wanted to see for himself whether these interviewers were really good to children, but then he thought that he couldn't find a suitable child to test. Unexpectedly, Bifang suddenly woke up at this time, still in his childish form. While he was still a child, he quickly borrowed it to use.
Although Bifang has the body of a child, his mind is that of a thousand-year-old monster. He is also very good at fooling people, making him the perfect person to confuse the interviewers.
With Si Lan as our good hearer, everything went extremely smoothly.
After Lian Jiu carried Si Lan into the park, she wasn't idle either. Since the God had thanked her for transforming into his true form today, she bought him a cup of milk tea at the park's food court. "You've never been here before, right? I'll show you around. Here's the milk tea for you."
Si Lan was alert: "Will I get fat?"
“…”
Why is this God so strict about body management now?
Lian Jiu avoided the main point and said: "It's delicious, it's a must-have for summer outings."
Si Lan was caught in a dilemma again: delicious... fat, delicious... fat, delicious...
Then he took a big sip, biting the straw and started gulping: "You made me drink it."
The one in his arms was not the high and mighty God, but a soft and greedy little rabbit. Lian Jiu was so touched by its cuteness that he took the opportunity to rub it hard.
The sensation on his head was too obvious to ignore. Si Lan paused while drinking his milk tea and turned around: "What are you doing?"
Lian Jiu immediately smoothed his hair: "The hair on the top of your head is tangled."
“…”
Does this person really think he's a rabbit? Doesn't he know what's happening with his fur?
After chewing a taro ball into pieces, Si Lan decided not to argue with her.
"What's going on?" Lian Jiu asked, "Where were we talking about?"
Si Lan: "I asked them separately, and only five people knew Bifang's name."
This was the first test Lian Jiu gave Yuan Qing before departure. Because of this, when they were at the kindergarten gate, she did not specifically introduce who Yuan Qing was or what kind of monster he "played" in the kindergarten.
Because of the special nature of the Monster Kindergarten, most people who come here for interviews are paying attention to the live broadcast.
The kindergarten either broadcasts live or posts videos every day. Yuan Qing has appeared on screen particularly frequently recently, and basically all netizens who frequent the live broadcast room know who he is.
In this case, those who want to interview for kindergarten teachers need to understand the kindergarten as soon as possible after passing the initial test and know what changes have taken place in the kindergarten. Lian Jiu specifically mentioned this during the initial test. Due to the particularity of kindergartens and children, everyone needs to go back and learn more about it.
Therefore, the newly arrived Yuan Qing is a particularly good testing method.
From this perspective, only five people know Yuan Qing's name and attributes, which means only five people have taken the time to learn more about him.
Si Lan reported the progress at any time: "Six people introduced themselves to him."
Introducing yourself to the child you are with alone is also a major assessment point.
This represents the teachers' serious attitude and respect towards children. Introducing me can eliminate some of the children's vigilance. If this cannot be done on the first meeting, then it is inappropriate.
"Five people asked him what he wanted to play. The other wanted to take him directly to where there were lots of children."
This is a test of whether teachers will take the initiative to give lessons to children.
Lian Jiu began to have some idea in his mind, but after hearing Si Lan mention the names of those people, he was still a little worried. Although he wanted to recruit everyone, he couldn't just let anyone in just for the sake of recruiting them.
But according to Si Lan, that veterinarian was not suitable because he failed almost every test.
In fact, some of the needs of veterinarians are the same as those of kindergarten teachers, because animals are not humans after all and cannot fully understand human language.
Therefore, many veterinarians need to have great patience and treat animals as rigorously as they treat humans.
After all, this is their job.
But obviously one of the veterinarians did not take taking care of the children seriously. Perhaps he thought he just wanted to be a doctor. In fact, this also shows some of his inner biases.
Just like the teachers at Sunflower Kindergarten before, they work for the sake of working.
But what the Monster Kindergarten needs more is someone who can empathize.
Lian Jiu sighed softly: "Let's wait and see how they will deal with other emergencies."
"Hmm." Si Lan bit the straw and tightened his cheeks. After five seconds, "It's empty."
"Is your stomach this big even if you turn into a rabbit?"
"No impact." Si Lan thought of something and laughed, "Why did you call me a rabbit as soon as we met?"
"Don't you have two long ears?"
"I see."
Somehow, Lian Jiu always felt that there was something sinister in his words: "What's wrong?"
"It's okay." Si Lan looked at the place where milk tea was sold before, "Change the taste, milk tea."
"Don't drink it anymore! It's meant to be consumed as a beverage!"
"I've been consuming my divine power." Si Lan tried to gain some benefits for himself, "and I've been talking all the time, my mouth is dry and my tongue is parched."
"......?" Lian Jiu pinched his ear, speechless, "Aren't you afraid of getting fat?"
Si Lan thought carefully and finally made up his mind: "Let's jump rope."
The only thing in the world that should not be wasted is delicious food. Eat one less meal at a time.
Lian Jiu was moved by his spirit of taking great pains to eat, and was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. However, considering that the temperature was indeed high today, he went to buy him a glass of lemon ice. Since he didn't eat when he came out, he bought him a grilled sausage to fill his stomach.
Just as she fed Si Lan a bite, Lian Jiu's hand was pulled, and the sausage was knocked crooked and fell to the ground. She looked up and saw a girl looking at her angrily: "Why are you feeding this to a rabbit?"
"Drinking ice and eating sausages, are you trying to kill him?"
The girl was filled with righteous indignation, but Lian Jiu laughed and explained, "Our rabbit has strange preferences. It likes to eat this kind of food."
"How is that possible?" the girl said, "I've never seen rabbits eat these. Their stomachs can't handle them, and they don't like them..."
Before he could finish his words, he saw the rabbit stretching its neck to reach the glass of lemon ice: "?"
"Look." Lian Jiu said helplessly, "This is already the second cup."
"You really are..." The girl squatted down anxiously, wanting to check the rabbit's condition. She explained as she looked, "Their stomachs can't digest these things. Is this your rabbit? How long have you raised it?"
"Um... mine."
Si Lan, who was trying hard to sip the drink, paused and turned around.
Lian Jiu continued, "I've raised it for over a month now. My rabbit is quite special. He eats everything, three bowls of rice at a time, instant noodles, and self-heating hot pot."
"?" The girl looked at Lian Jiu as if he were a monster. Could this guy be crazy?
How can a rabbit eat like this and still be alive and kicking?
Is this person an animal abuser?
The girl thought calmly, but her hands did not stop moving. If she found anything wrong with the rabbit, she would call the police to arrest this person.
But before his hand touched the rabbit's fur, it was dodged.
The girl was stunned, and saw the rabbit nestled in the arms of the man in front of her, without even looking back at her.
Si Lan didn't like humans approaching him, so Lian Jiuye held him tightly and said, "Look, he's in good spirits."
Then he turned Si Lan around, showing his fur and his condition to the girls.
The girl was also confused. She saw with her own eyes that the rabbit ate so much food, how could it be that nothing happened?
Animals are not stupid. If they don’t like someone, why would they automatically run into someone’s arms?
Lian Jiu noticed the girl's frown and said, "Thank you for your concern."
"I still want to check it out."
"Shanshan!"
Another girl ran over from a distance and looked at Lian Jiu in surprise: "Principal Lian Jiu?!"
Lian Jiu: "Do you know me?"
"I often watch your kindergarten's live broadcasts!" the girl who came said excitedly, "I didn't expect to see you in person. You're so beautiful in person. Are you here to play too?"
"Well, come for a walk."
The girl named Shanshan looked bewildered: "Do you know each other?"
"Didn't I tell you before about this amazing kindergarten livestream? The one where people and animals get along just fine!" Shanshan's friend said, "This is the principal of that kindergarten!"
Wu Shanshan remembered this incident.
Because she likes animals, her best friend often sends her some animal-related videos. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, her best friend sent her the Youth Daily video.
The scene of people and animals eating barbecue and watching movies together shocked her and has been lingering in her mind.
The picture of humans and animals living together in harmony is so desirable.
So this is the one who created that scene?
If this is the case, then it is even less likely that this person is bad to animals, because she is very clear about the relaxed and healthy state of animals. If they are forced or abused, those animals would not make people happy when they see them.
"Hello." Wu Shanshan apologized for her impulsiveness. "I'm sorry, I was too anxious. In my opinion, rabbits really can't eat these things."
"This is my best friend," Shanshan's friend said. "She's a veterinary medicine graduate student who just graduated and is obsessed with animals."
"It's okay." Lian Jiu didn't get angry either. He could still tell good from bad. "It's just that my rabbit is so special."
"Why is it so special?" Wu Shanshan was extremely curious. "Are other animals in your mountains like this too? Can I go and see?"
"Most of them are like this." Lian Jiu shook his head slightly, "But our mountain area is special. It's not open to the public except for staff at the moment."
Wu Shanshan's best friend whispered, "This is a director who went to the countryside to help with poverty alleviation. They seem to be quite secretive there, and no one can find out."
“Are all the staff members civil servants as well?”
"That's not the case. We're currently looking for kindergarten teachers and school doctors." Her friend paused. "We're also looking for veterinarians, but the conditions in the mountains aren't very good."
"veterinary?!"
Lian Jiu, who was holding Si Lan, lowered his eyes.
Although she spoke quietly, she didn't leak anything because she had the cheat.
The conditions are a bit poor, cough.
Lian Jiu didn't hold out hope that a graduate student would go to the mountains to work as a veterinarian, so he said, "Then we'll go first."
"Wait a minute!" Wu Shanshan called her, "My name is Wu Shanshan. I heard you're hiring a veterinarian. Can I be your assistant?"
Lien Jiu: "!"
"I love the atmosphere in your mountains and the animals, otherwise I wouldn't come to this zoo so often," Wu Shanshan said excitedly. "As long as I can get as close to them as you do, that's all I need."
As she spoke, she pulled out her resume from her phone's files. Since she had just graduated and was worried about finding a job, she always had a digital version of her resume. "This is my resume."
Lian Jiu took it and looked at it, and his heart trembled immediately.
This is not just a problem for graduate students, but also for graduate students from top domestic schools.
I was so moved that I almost turned into a Pixiu when I looked at this resume. I was reluctant to return it.
"Sorry." Lian Jiu finally followed his heart and said, "Our salary may be relatively low."
"It's okay!" Wu Shanshan said, "I'm not after money. Volunteering is fine with me."
“…”
In addition to Wei Jingxuan, there is now another person who doesn't care about money.
Lian Jiu, who had only two hundred yuan on him at the time and resolutely stepped into the mountains for the five social insurances and one housing fund, suddenly felt ashamed of himself.
"To be honest, I'm planning on submitting my resume to a wildlife reserve when I get home today. I'll be working in the mountains, doing conservation work, so I'm not afraid of hardship or salary," Wu Shanshan said. "But I'd be even happier if I had the opportunity to work with you."
Lian Jiu almost said in his heart, "Sir, you are so righteous."
Working in a wild nature reserve is definitely not easier than working in the mountains, and people who have this idea will naturally have a state of mind that is incomparable to ordinary people.
Lian Jiu asked, "Would you like to be with children?"
"certainly."
After a while, Lian Jiu breathed a sigh of relief.
Maybe it's just like what Pixiu said, I really have different luck. I failed the veterinary examination over there, but I got an extra veterinarian here.
She couldn't refuse Wu Shanshan for either emotional or logical reasons.
"Okay." Lian Jiu took out his phone. "I'll add your contact information. You can go back to work after National Day. I'll send you the address then."
Wu Shanshan was extremely surprised: "Okay! Thank you!"
"Don't be so polite. I should be the one thanking you." Lian Jiu said with a smile, "You solved a big problem for me."
Wu Shanshan asked cautiously: "Can I see the rabbit in your arms now?"
"Hold on."
Lian Jiu pulled Si Lan's ear and said, "This is our new doctor. You must be obedient and let the doctor take a look. Otherwise, you will have trouble digesting all the food you ate."
Si Lan: “…”
Lian Jiu: "After the examination, I'll take you to eat the delicious braised pig's trotters in the paradise."
Damn it.
Si Lan nestled in her arms, slowly turned his head to face this human, and then reluctantly stretched out a leg.
This God only allows you to see one, so stop when you are satisfied.
Wu Shanshan didn't expect that the rabbit would be so obedient and actually cooperate.
She lifted the rabbit's foot and looked at it carefully, then looked into its eyes to confirm that it was in good condition.
Just as I was about to take a closer look, the rabbit retracted its legs.
It’s okay, you can see more later.
The animals in this mountain are truly amazing.
Wu Shanshan's friend ran a small shop in the park. Seeing that Wu Shanshan was fine and had found a satisfactory job, he left.
Wu Shanshan went to buy a grilled sausage to compensate the rabbit, and then saw with her own eyes that the rabbit ate it with relish, and once again marveled at the magic.
Then he said, "I am very familiar with this paradise. Do you need me to explain it to you?"
"That's not necessary." Since they were already working together, Lian Jiu didn't hide anything. "Actually, we're here for the re-interview."
"What?"
"Because kindergarten teachers and health doctors all need patience, affinity and sincerity, which is the first factor in our kindergarten recruitment, so we set the interview location here. Now we are waiting."
Wu Shanshan was amazed: "Your kindergarten is really creative."
"Oh right," Lian Jiu asked with a smile, "if you worked with animals and suddenly one day those animals turned into humans, what would you think?"
Wu Shanshan said happily: "Isn't this great?"
"How do you say that?"
"I like animals and I enjoy communicating with them. In my eyes, animals and humans are the same, but in reality, there are differences between humans and animals. Communication does require a lot of thought and there are many difficulties."
Wu Shanshan's face lit up when she talked about animals. "If they could really turn into humans, communication would be much simpler and more convenient, which would be much better for me to understand them!"
As expected of the person he had chosen, Lian Jiu was very satisfied and extended his hand: "Then I hope we can have a pleasant cooperation in the future."
On the other hand, Yuan Qing's first phase of testing has produced initial results. He started to act like a spoiled brat, saying that he was tired of these animals and wanted to take back his little rabbit. He also called Lian Jiu.
Lian Jiu immediately asked the teachers to come and take the rabbit away.
Wei Jingxuan stayed there to accompany Yuan Qing, while the other teachers came to get the rabbits.
The rabbits were also handed over individually to the teachers who came.
After the teachers left, Wu Shanshan asked in confusion, "Isn't he shy?"
"Yes, but now he needs to be more willing to help others."
"ah?"
"Our children are on the other side now, and I didn't follow them after I gave them the rabbit, so there were no cameras on this stretch of the journey, and no one could see them. They are tired after taking care of the children for so long, and now everything they do is based on their hearts."
Lian Jiu smiled softly: "Now we can see their true selves and see if they are suitable for us."
Wu Shanshan was even more confused when she heard this: "You can't see it, the children can't see it, and there's no camera, so how can we know how they behaved towards the rabbits along the way?"
"You'll know later."
Half an hour later, Yuan Qing came back with the interviewees holding the rabbit, and Si Lan returned to Lian Jiu's hands.
Lian Jiu raised his eyes slightly and said, "Thank you all for your hard work today. The interview results will be sent to your phones."
The interviewees didn’t know what was going on. The head teacher never showed up from beginning to end, only this child. Could it be that they wanted to see what this child meant?
Fortunately, they were all nice to the children, so they all left with peace of mind.
At six o'clock in the evening, the three teachers who received the news returned to their original positions.
They are Wei Jingxuan, Wang Shanqing and a doctor Duan Zian.
"Director!" Wei Jingxuan, who was the most familiar with Lian Jiu, jumped up. "I didn't expect to be chosen! That's great! But why are we back?"
Lian Jiu said, "I'll treat you to a meal."
Treating me to dinner before I even start work?
This principal is so nice!
Lian Jiu was particularly generous this time and found a restaurant with private rooms.
"Thank you, Director." Wang Shanqing said, "We haven't even signed the contract yet, and we're already eating."
"It's okay, there's no rush for the contract. We can sign it after this meal."
The teachers didn't understand why they had to eat. Was it some kind of ritual?
In fact, this was also one of Lian Jiu's considerations. It was necessary for these teachers to know in advance that this was a monster kindergarten, otherwise they would be like himself, signing the contract and unable to escape.
Lian Jiu coughed lightly, finally understanding how he felt when Director Long recruited him: "Order."
"We can actually go out to eat!" Yuan Qing leaned forward from his chair, "Can I order anything? I haven't had this kind of food in ages!"
"Okay, you're the biggest this time."
Yuan Qing's expression lit up, and he immediately became arrogant: "That's not bad, then I'll just follow my preferences."
Several new teachers were amused by him, and now they realized that his unreasonable behavior in the afternoon was just an act. This kid is really smart.
Yuan Qing: "It's okay if it's a little more expensive, right? After all, I'm a meritorious official."
"It's okay." Si Lan, who was placed on an empty chair by Lian Jiu, suddenly said, "After all, I'm using your salary card today."
Yuan Qing: “???”
Others who heard the rabbit speak: "???"
Yuan Qing angrily said, "Why? I haven't even warmed up yet!"
Si Lan transformed into a human form, straightened his clothes, slowly raised his eyes, and said calmly: "You can't beat me."
Everyone who witnessed the sudden transformation: “???!!!”
Fuck?!
The author has something to say:
New teacher: It’s better not to eat this meal.
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