Chapter 59
◎That crested ibis can't even climb up to the turtle hatchling!◎
[What kind of lewd word is "licking a bird"? Hahaha! ]
[But Teacher Chongming is really good-looking. Is there anyone in the kindergarten who isn't good-looking?]
Does Teacher Chongming have something that attracts birds? I'm a little skeptical, but this bird just followed her and even came back willing to eat.
This crested ibis is truly... hard to describe.
[Now I don't feel so angry about Si Lan carrying it. Wake up my love-brain.]
[Hey, hey, hey, shouldn't the point be that everyone in the kindergarten can understand what the crested ibis means?]
[Key Points - "Monster Kindergarten": What's so strange about understanding a bird's speech?]
"That's outrageous. I don't believe it. I want to see how these people are going to treat this bird later."
The popularity of the live broadcast room has skyrocketed. After all, no normal person can accept that a bird goes on a hunger strike for love and then becomes attracted by beauty.
But in fact, the scenes in the live broadcast room that followed proved that he had seen too little of the world.
After dinner, the teachers took a short rest before the afternoon classes, and Yu Chongming also had to return to his classroom.
The red-crowned crane followed her at her feet the whole time, wherever she went, and was unwilling to leave.
Even though Yu Chongming has encountered so many birds over the years, none of them is as perverted as this one.
Thinking that this was the protected animal that Fuyu Mountain was trying to rescue, Yu Chongming was quite friendly towards him: "I have to go to class now, do you want to go too?"
Anyway, it won't really have any impact on me.
Throughout history, there have been so many birds chasing after me.
The crested ibis nodded.
【???】
Lian Jiu watched from the side and thought: This might be the innate attraction of the demon god.
"It's okay, take it with you," Lian Jiu said. "We're just sitting around doing nothing anyway."
After saying that, the red-crowned crane suddenly turned its head and nodded at Lian Jiu.
Lian Jiu was surprised: It’s okay that he can understand the words of the demon god, but can he also understand my own words?
She tried to say, "Come over here and drink some water first, or you'll feel tired."
It hadn't eaten for a long time. Although eating the magic grass from the Sophora japonica tree could nourish its body, water was also essential.
As long as it could stay with the goddess bird, the red-crowned crane was willing to do anything. It immediately ran to the pool and drank a lot of water with grunts.
Lian Jiu leaned over and instructed, "You can go with us, but you can't disturb the children's classes, and you can't disturb Teacher Chongming, understand?"
The red-crowned crane didn't quite understand the key words "children" and "class", but it knew it couldn't cause trouble for the goddess bird, so it nodded again.
Seeing that the headmaster agreed, Yu Chongming led the crested ibis towards the classroom, chatting as they walked: "I heard that you don't want to return to nature because you're used to being fed. Why are you such a mama's boy?"
The red-crowned crane lowered its head in shame.
Yu Zhongming continued to teach: "The kids in our kindergarten all know how to do their own things. You can't compare to them."
When the red-crowned crane heard this, he thought, how could that be possible? He couldn’t let the goddess bird look down on him!
So he flapped his wings, indicating that he would definitely be able to change and still be able to catch loaches.
"I don't have time to catch bugs for you right now," Yu Chongming said. "Come with me and learn the etiquette of the cubs."
The red-crowned crane nodded immediately.
Yu Zhongming reluctantly said with satisfaction, "Also, I heard you went on a hunger strike for a female bird? You'd do something so tasteless?"
The red-crowned crane was now anxious, shaking its head back and forth, and kept defending itself, stretching its neck and shouting: That's all in the past, now there are other female birds, and now there is only you in my heart and eyes!
Yu Chongming didn't bother to care about such contemptuous feelings: "Live a little more independently, you still have a lot to learn."
The red-crowned crane flapped its wings and said: I will definitely change.
“It’s good that you know how to change it.”
[I was still half asleep when I saw a man chatting with a bird.]
[How strange! I can understand what they are saying without any problem.]
[The licking was so obvious, it was impossible not to understand.]
So the main purpose of Fuyushan's endangered animal rescue is a honey trap, right?
If we rescue fish or something in the future, we'll have to get a mermaid.
What I'm curious about is that although Teacher Chongming is also good-looking, Director Lianjiu is clearly better looking. Why did Crested Ibis choose Teacher Chongming? (I'm arguing, but please be gentle)
【Everyone has their own preferences. 】
[Kindergarten children all have their own demonic attributes, so do teachers have them? Perhaps Teacher Chongming has the attributes of a bird demon?]
[That makes sense. Isn't there a mythical bird called Chongming Bird in the Classic of Mountains and Seas? That makes sense.]
[…It's a waste of talent that you weren't asked to edit the Classic of Mountains and Seas. You've forced logic into something even when there's none.]
[Just kidding, we're all here to relax anyway.]
[That makes sense. Fuyu Mountain originally became famous for being a fairyland. Wouldn't it be more interesting to give the teachers and children this more mythical identity?]
[What kind of demon could Director Lian Jiu be? ]
This question stumped netizens because they had never seen Director Lian Jiu reveal any animal-related habits, so they had no idea what to make and could only make up nonsense.
[Director Lian Jiu is a living Bodhisattva, hahahaha, demon king.]
Looking at these comments, Ke Yuansi thought: Isn't she a living Bodhisattva? She is the one who dares to go into the mountains to lead the development of all the monsters. Just for that little salary, she does everything. It is not an exaggeration to call her a living Bodhisattva.
The Living Bodhisattva himself is now wondering why animals can understand his commands.
Seeing Si Lan was about to go out to work after dinner, she followed him.
Hearing her question, Si Lan's eyes flickered slightly: "What happened just now?"
"Yeah!" Lian Jiu nodded in surprise, "But why is that?"
"Perhaps it's because you've been in the mountains for too long and have had so much contact with demon gods that you've been somewhat influenced by their power." Si Lan saw how happy she looked, paused, and asked, "Are you happy?"
"Of course." Lian Jiu nodded. "Being able to know the thoughts of the people or animals you want to know about and communicate smoothly is a good thing in itself."
Si Lan seemed to be lost in thought.
"Besides the crested ibis, will I be able to communicate with other animals in the future?" Lian Jiu asked expectantly, "Or will I be able to understand what they say in the future?"
Si Lan smiled and said, "Okay."
"But I probably need to have more contact with the demon gods."
"What's the big deal?" Lian Jiu immediately perked up. "Aren't you and I inseparable every day?"
"Hmm." After thinking for a moment, Si Lan added, "The more powerful the demon god, the greater the influence it will have on you."
"Isn't that you?"
Si Lan hid his ears, which were about to move: "Maybe."
"Then come home earlier from get off work next time." Lian Jiu had no doubts. "The more you can get, the better."
Si Lan took a deep breath before he put his "not going to work" idea into action: "Okay, wait until I come back."
After Si Lan left, Lian Jiu turned around and saw Gu Huai and Jiang Anhun approaching him. "What were you guys whispering about?"
"Nothing." Lian Jiu said naturally, "I asked him why I could communicate with that crested ibis and why it could understand what I said."
Gu Huai and Jiang An both showed surprise in their eyes.
But remembering Si Lan's previous advice, he ended up not saying anything.
[It turns out that Director Lian Jiu himself was surprised that he could communicate with the crested ibis. It seems that this is not some kind of supernatural power.]
[This is already quite impressive, but...why did Si Lan know the reason?]
[Could it be that Si Lan is some kind of animal expert hiding his true identity?]
These netizens were unaware of this. Only after seeing Lian Jiu also go to the classroom for class and the camera returned to the Bai Xiong couple did Gu Huai and Jiang An become more serious.
Gu Huai narrowed his eyes slightly: "If I start to understand the sounds of ordinary animals, will I slowly remember things from the past?"
"Maybe not." Jiang An was very expectant, but also afraid of being disappointed. "She used to understand it, and this might just be her ability slowly awakening."
Gu Huai was a little disappointed: "Really?"
Jiang An asked suspiciously, "I'm the auspicious beast following her, why are you so upset?"
Gu Huai smiled and said, "Who isn't a lucky animal? I haven't seen my saint for a long time. It would be nice to meet the headmaster."
"You're not like me!" Jiang An said angrily, "Don't even think about competing with me for Jiujiu!"
The medicine beast is indeed different from Bai Ze.
Fundamentally speaking, Bai Ze is the only auspicious beast recognized as following the saint. Anyone chosen by Bai Ze is undoubtedly a saint and can be recognized by heaven and earth.
But the medicine beast is different. Although it is a auspicious beast, it does not have the ability to choose a saint. However, Shennong was deified and regarded as a saint by later generations, and the medicine beast was also tied up.
I have to go out for outdoor classes in the afternoon, and netizens can’t keep up with the two live broadcast rooms.
On the one hand, I wanted to see the health care routine of the white bear couple, and on the other hand, I wanted to see whether the condition of the licking bird, the red-crowned crane, could get better.
Fortunately, the Bai Xiong couple likes to wander around in the afternoon, especially to visit the children where they are in class. This is a blessing for the viewers who cannot watch two live broadcast rooms at the same time.
In the camera, the Bai Xiong couple were enjoying the cool shade of a tree.
Xin Shang tore off a banana leaf and fanned his wife with it, fearing that she would get too hot.
The couple leisurely watched the children who were in class.
Not far away, the red-crowned crane squatted obediently beside Yu Chongming. When he asked it to go east, it just banged its butt against the east wall. It was really unbearable to watch.
The cubs were also curious about this bird from the human world: "It seems to be an uncle."
[Uncle God, how can you tell this? ]
This crested ibis is old enough to mate, so it seems reasonable for children to call him uncle.
Can children still tell the age of animals? Are there zoology experts per capita?
"Go." Seeing the children's curiosity about the crested ibis, Yu Chongming raised his chin and said, "Play with them for a while and learn from them."
The red-crowned crane didn't want to play with a bunch of little brats, but he wanted to improve his favorability in front of the goddess bird, so he had to walk up to them and was instantly surrounded by the little brats.
"Do you want to play together?" Kong Xinxin asked, "How about we compete to see who can climb the tree higher?"
"But uncle is so thin." Xiao Baichuan said worriedly, "Will he be unable to crawl?"
Crested Ibis: “???”
These brats look down on me? !
Its fighting spirit instantly rose, and it walked under the tree with a proud and confident look, because it could fly!
Kong Xinxin also raised her little tail and walked under the tree.
Fang slowly became a referee: "Three~~~~"
"Let me do it!" Xiao Shirakawa volunteered, picking up a small leaf. "They'll all be here by the time you finish counting them."
“Three, two, one!!”
[Fuck, fuck, fuck, there are no safety measures, my dear! ! What are you competing with a bird?!]
[Teachers, please watch out! This is a real tree! What if it falls?!]
The barrage of comments was so urgent, but the teachers remained indifferent.
However, someone familiar with the live broadcast room came out to answer the question.
[Don't worry, are there new visitors to see the crested ibis and pandas? Our children climb trees every day and are not afraid of them.]
[Yes, remembering the first time I was so scared I almost called the police, now as someone who's been through it, I can reassure you.]
The children in the Monster Kindergarten all have special talents, and some can even breathe fire. See that lazy bird sleeping around? That's Yuan Qing! I'm talking to you! Get up!
So this is the characteristic of this kindergarten?
This is so unique!
Curious netizens quickly went to the live broadcast room of another kindergarten and followed it, determined to see what special talents these children have in the future.
After following it, I felt a little speechless when my attention returned to the live broadcast room.
Kong Xinxin climbed to the first branch in a few steps, but the red-crowned crane flapped its wings hard and flew less than 50 centimeters before falling down with a thud.
Everyone: “…”
Everyone watched helplessly as this "Uncle Bird" was full of energy at first, then weaker, then weaker, and the more he was frustrated, the more courageous he became, and the more courageous he became, the more frustrated he became...
After flying for more than ten minutes, I was still struggling fifty meters below the tree roots.
Lian Fang couldn't bear to watch it anymore, so he slowly climbed up, and then slowly passed the red-crowned crane that was flapping its wings.
Then he lowered his head, surprised and said slowly: "Uncle, it's a bird."
Crested Ibis: “!”
What a shame! This crested ibis can't even climb over a baby turtle.
If I'm taken back, will I be unable to hold my head up high in the bird world?
The red-crowned crane didn't want to do that, but it was really out of strength as it had been fasting for too long. Although it had eaten some grass before, it was still recuperating and couldn't fly like that for the time being.
Woo woo woo Goddess Bird, what should I do? Go on a hunger strike again?
Lian Jiu, who had been standing by, tried to hold back his laughter and called the two kids to come down. Kong Xinxin climbed down again in no time. When she was halfway up, Lian Jiu hugged her and helped her.
Lian Jiu lowered his eyes and looked at the crested ibis lying on the ground, feeling hopeless. "Do you understand the consequences of a hunger strike now?"
The red-crowned crane nodded gloomily.
Lian Jiu asked again, "Will you continue the hunger strike in the future?"
The crested ibis reacted.
At this time, the baby turtle slowly walked past it and said again in a gentle voice: "Uncle, it's a bird."
“…”
The red-crowned crane understood that this kid must be humiliating him!
It won’t stop! I won’t stop even if you kill me!
It shook its head firmly.
Stay strong and fly farther!
"Okay." Lian Jiu took out the herbs that the doctor had given him and handed them to him. "Eat them. I'll give you dinner tonight after you finish them."
The red-crowned crane didn't wait for her to finish her words and gobbled the grass up voraciously.
Then he looked towards Yu Chongming eagerly.
Lian Jiu seized the opportunity and gave the bird a heartfelt lecture: "No other bird will like a bird that lacks fighting spirit and cannot stand on its own feet."
The red-crowned crane quickly shook his head and assured: I will definitely catch food by myself in the future!
He also quickly dug up a few earthworms from the ground as evidence.
Lian Jiu asked, "Do you know you're wrong?"
The red-crowned crane nodded vigorously.
"Then go ahead." Lian Jiu and Yu Chongming exchanged glances and said, "We will supervise you, including Teacher Chongming."
The red-crowned crane then carefully and flatteringly rubbed over and placed the earthworms it had dug out at Yu Chongming's feet.
[My family has confirmed that fasting cured him, but he's in the late stages of love brain. He's hopeless if I take him back.]
[I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha. This is the most undignified Crested Ibis I've ever seen.]
Not to mention netizens.
Even the experts at the base who had been paying attention to animal protection had for the first time an idea of not wanting to bring the red-crowned crane back.
This time, the bird was thrown in front of the national audience.
However, Fuyushan seems to have a real solution. If the condition of the red-crowned crane can improve, then the condition of other animals will probably improve as well.
I heard they can also accommodate marine animals!
The director of the Forestry Bureau felt nervous and quickly contacted Si Lan, insisting that they publicize the National Endangered Wildlife Rescue Station.
Then contact the Fisheries Bureau and send the marine animals there.
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