Chapter 78
◎Autumn Outing in the Demon Realm (Second Update)◎
[I'm dying of laughter. Who on earth put this ribbon on our kid?!]
[It seems that children's aesthetic tastes are different from those of adults. Look at how popular Xinxin is among children.]
[I think the parents at Nanyushan also like it.]
[Have you forgotten the clothing styles of the adults before you? Actually, it can be considered a legacy.]
[Take screenshots and record the screen. I'll show it to Xinxin when she grows up. The suffering we've endured must be doubled for the next generation.]
This autumn outing activity combines a fun sports meeting with an autumn outing.
Originally, the big monsters played differently from the little monsters, but when they learned that the little monsters from Fuyu Mountain were coming, the big monsters couldn't sit still anymore. It didn't matter who they played with, and they were very happy to be with the little monsters.
So now all the activities are carried out by monsters of all sizes.
Since many of the little monsters from Fuyu Mountain cannot swim, their activities are basically carried out in shallow waters and on the beach. Even if they need to go into the water, many small boats are prepared. So many monsters are stationed in different locations to avoid accidents.
Because it was the weekend, Si Lan didn't have to go out to work. In fact, as long as he was there, the little monsters would not be in any danger.
The teachers also had some free time at this time, so they also participated in the activities. After all, this was the first time in the world that they had an autumn outing for a sports meet with monsters of all sizes.
The first project is a treasure hunt in the mangroves.
Some big monsters are responsible for playing the role of NPCs in the mangroves, while the little monsters and teachers are responsible for finding treasures.
The treasures are naturally some small gifts prepared by the big monsters.
Lian Jiu was also eager to try. She had been in this world for so long, but she seemed to have never had a proper time. The last time she went to a theme park was for an interview, and because of Wu Shanshan, those few minutes of leisure time turned into recruitment.
This time she can calm down and participate with everyone.
There are four people in a group, and there will be one or more sea monsters on each boat to be responsible for rowing and taking care of the children, so the children just need to have fun.
Only Lianjiu's boat was full of adults, including Si Lan, Jiang An and Hen Shui.
Jiang An lay on the edge of the boat and vowed: "Jiujiu, all the treasures I find will belong to you!"
Hate Shui's desire to compare with others rose again: "Mine also belongs to my godmother!"
"Keep it for yourselves," Lian Jiu said. "I want to look for it too."
Since I came to the South China Sea, I seem to have only received the few pearls that Si Lan sent me. I have to find some specialties to give to my goddaughter and godson when I go back.
As Lin Qi blew the whistle, a flock of water birds were startled in the mangroves, and all the monsters' boats began to move.
Every big monster is very competitive, and even if Director Jiu is here, he can't stop their love for the little monsters.
Hearing the screams and cheers of the little monsters, the big monsters rowed out as if they had taken stimulants.
Suddenly, the originally quiet mangroves were filled with laughter.
The little monsters on Fuyu Mountain, who had never been to such a place before, danced with excitement: "Boats, go!"
If there weren’t so many demons and gods gathered here today, and Si Lan was in charge.
Who knows, the little monsters might really lose control and turn into their original forms out of excitement.
Seeing how happy they were, Lian Jiu didn't rush over to grab the food. He asked Si Lan to row slower and wait until the little monsters left before leaving.
Si Lan was happy to spend more time with her, so he slowed down and asked, "Where are you going?"
Several white dolphins followed the boat and gave instructions: "Director, go left, there's more treasure! We saw it!"
The big and small monsters on the smaller boats that lagged behind heard this and accused the dolphins, saying, "You're biased! We want to go left too!"
So they rushed out.
Lian Jiu laughed: "Then let's go to the right."
Treasures are treasures no matter how big or small they are, it doesn’t matter how much there is.
Slowly rowing into the mangroves, Jiang An and Hen Shui could no longer sit still. As soon as they smelled any movement, they impatiently got off the boat and started climbing trees.
As soon as they got off the boat, Si Lan glided away without hesitation.
These two talked too much, and their chattering gave him a headache.
Jiang An and Hen Shui had just climbed up the tree, and when they turned around, they found that Si Lan, the bastard, had been taken away for a long time.
She was so angry that she picked up a branch and threw it at him: "Dog Si Lan! You toxic fan!!!"
Si Lan pretended not to hear.
However, whether to get on the boat or not was not important to Jiang An and Hen Shui. They turned around and jumped from one tree to another, or swam directly to the left through the water. Several dolphins followed them diligently to show them the way.
Once they find a lot of treasures, they will be able to surpass Si Lan!
[Holy crap, is this even possible? Jiang An and Shu Henshui are not monkey spirits! The figures clinging to trees and darting through the forest look like they're in a movie.]
[These two girls are so cool.]
[Did Si Lan go too far by abandoning two little girls?]
[Jiang An and Hen Shui didn't mind, but you guys are worried.]
"We're all friends, and we've known each other for so long, so of course I knew they could handle this situation. Didn't you see how much faster they ran when they weren't on the boat? And in the opposite direction."
[Indeed, Jiujiu didn't stop them. It seems he knew what they were going to do.]
【We are all here to have fun, just have fun! 】
[Didn't you see so many kids in the water? Their parents didn't care, but you guys are getting anxious.]
[I suddenly remembered the day Lian Jiu first arrived at Nanyu Mountain. It was here that I met Wen Tuntun and Yu Hengheng playing hide-and-seek in the water.]
【Routine operation.】
On the boat here, Si Lan openly used his privilege to abuse his power for personal gain: "Is there anything you want?"
Lian Jiu reacted immediately.
His boatman is the biggest bug. He knows best where everything in Nanyu Mountain is, so treasure hunting is not difficult for him at all.
"Don't talk." Lian Jiu made a shushing gesture. "I want to find it myself."
Si Lan forced his gaze away from her fingertips and lips: "Yeah."
[Yo yo yo, what else do you want? It's like he knows everything. ]
【But judging by the headmaster's reaction, Si Lan seems to know everything.】
Did you see Teacher Wei's crazy smile as she rowed past? She was so afraid that others wouldn't know she was the biggest CP leader!
I've been signing in to the super topic hosted by Wei Jingxuan for a long time. Wow, he really only sees her the whole time.
[Family members, who understands? I'm Teacher Wei now. I'm going to knock everyone off the boat. I just want to be alone with you.]
Yu Chongming watched as the barrage of comments suddenly began to flood the screen, and asked Lin Qi beside him in confusion, "What do these people mean by 'longing for you for a long time'?"
Lin Qi: "Is there such a word?"
He looked down and said, "..."
Thanks to Si Lan, he is now particularly sensitive to this aspect.
Fortunately, Su Caifeng had already run into the woods for the treasures, otherwise he might know everything by now.
"Idiom!" Lin Qi, who would risk his life for his brother, said without hesitation, "It's an idiom. It might be a new word. Remember it, just in case it comes up in a future exam."
Yu Chongming immediately admired Lin Qi: "That makes sense! You don't forget to study even at this time. I must emulate you."
Lin Qi said calmly, "Yeah."
[This is hilarious! Do you think you guys are speaking quietly? Can't we hear you?]
[Haha ...!]
【How can these two teachers be so innocent and cute?】
Lin Qi looked at the increasingly frantic comments and quickly turned Yu Zhongming's camera towards the other monsters, big and small. "Don't just focus on the director and Si Lan, take pictures of the others too."
He simply saw it.
How come these people are more daring than Si Lan?
This is totally a rumor!
Lian Jiu didn't know that the people on the barrage had already thought about other things, nor did he know how much Lin Qi cared about him and Si Lan.
She was not in a hurry to look for treasure at this moment, but felt very happy looking at the enthusiastic faces of the monsters around her. These were also treasures to her.
Here, Fang Manman and Wen Tuntun's group had already seen an NPC. There was also a small fish spirit in the same group. They got off the boat, swam over and climbed up the tree.
Said happily: "Hello!"
There was a hornbill standing on the tree, and the hornbill spirit chirped: "Oh, what lovely children, may I ask what you are doing here?"
As the older brother who speaks faster, Fang slowly took the initiative to take responsibility and said politely, "Let's go treasure hunting."
"So that's how it is." The hornbill spirit flapped its wings. "I have a treasure here, but I need you to answer my questions correctly."
The three children nodded in unison: "Okay!"
What is this bird saying? What are they good at?
[I have a feeling these are the NPCs in the rules that Teacher Lin Qi just mentioned?]
[Holy crap?! Animals as NPCs? This is amazing!]
[Fairy tale world, damn, this is much more awesome than Disney.]
The hornbill spirit cleared his throat and said, "I haven't met you yet. You should introduce yourselves to me first."
This event is not just for fun, but also an opportunity for all monsters to recognize their species.
This is true for both big and small sizes.
So Fang Manman took the lead: "Hello uncle, my name is Fang Manman, and I'm a big-headed turtle."
Then Wentuntun and the little fish spirit also introduced themselves like brother Manman.
The hornbill spirit nodded and said, "Good children, now uncle's question is: if you were in the human world and got separated from your parents, and a stranger said he could take you to find your parents, would you go with him?"
The three children said in unison: "No!"
"Why?"
Fang Manman remembered the teacher's teachings: "The teacher said that when mom and dad are not around, you can't go with strangers."
The other two children also agreed.
The hornbill spirit asked again: "Then what should you do?"
This time, Fang Manman said without hesitation: "Looking for Teacher Jiujiu!"
"No, no," said the little fish spirit, "we should go find the police."
Wen Tuntun was puzzled: "But, Teacher Jiujiu, he is a policeman."
In other words, looking for Teacher Jiujiu = looking for the police.
That makes sense.
The little fish spirit insisted on his point of view: "But, Teacher Jiujiu doesn't care about the affairs of the human world."
Fang Manman: "We are monsters."
Teacher Jiujiu can take care of it!
Several children fell into their own blind spots. The little fish spirit asked: "What if Teacher Jiujiu is not here?"
"Looking for Teacher Si Lan." Fang slowly realized that the demon gods in the mountains were all police officers! "The other teachers are all police officers!"
Wen Tuntun raised his doubts: "But that strange uncle is a human being."
Now the problem comes, on one side there are little monsters, and on the other side there are humans.
What should we do? Which police officer should take care of this?
The hornbill spirit waited patiently for them to think.
At this moment, Fang Manman suddenly had an idea: "Teacher said! Call 110! The police will automatically sort it out!"
Yes, yes, yes!
The teacher said that as long as you call 110, no matter whether it is a human or a monster, the corresponding police uncle will come to help!
The three little ones reached an agreement and said to the hornbill spirit, "We will call 110."
I guessed the bird's problem. What would it do if it met a stranger without its parents around?
[I'm not surprised that I can understand bird talk, but the birds here can not only communicate with people, but also ask themselves questions? ?]
[It's obvious that these animals have been to kindergarten, just like the tortoise and the rabbit.]
[Wait a minute, everyone. I've discovered something interesting. What did the little fish spirit mean when he said, 'Teacher Jiujiu doesn't care about the affairs of the human world'?]
[Hmm...just the monster kindergarten.]
[They still have to take action. Didn't they bring those people who were involved in the greenhouse vegetable business and the sewage disposal business to justice?]
I know this one! When we first started livestreaming, the kindergarten teachers created a whole worldview of monsters for the children, much like the Disney concept of treating themselves as little princesses. So, in the eyes of the children, whether teachers or adults, they are also monsters.
I'm so envious of them. They can grow up in such a dreamlike environment, with no one to shatter their fantasies. All the adults are giving them a complete childhood.
[And what surprised me was that their worldview in the mountains was so complete that the children believed in it without a doubt.]
[If this were to happen in real life, wouldn't it be like Disney, making several big movies?]
[If it were made into a movie, I would definitely go see it hahaha. ]
[I'm starting to wonder if this bird is real or just an electric one.]
【I want to see if there really is treasure. 】
After getting the answer, the hornbill spirit praised: "You are right, you are really smart children. Now come and claim your treasure."
After saying this, the hornbill spirit flew to the tree where he was standing.
The three children climbed over and found a small box in the tree hole.
Fang slowly opened the box, revealing three small bracelets made of hornbill feathers.
Because they are all monsters, if they voluntarily give away a part of their body, it is a blessing.
So the little monsters have been taught by their parents since they were born. This is something very important and meaningful.
The three children were very happy to receive the bracelet. They carefully put it on each other and said politely, "Thank you, uncle!"
"You're welcome." The hornbill spirit lifted its wings and touched their heads. "I hope you all grow up happily and healthily. I hope you have fun today."
"Uncle too!"
After getting the treasure, the three little monsters climbed back onto their boat and showed their gains to the big monster rowing the boat.
The barrage was stunned.
There really is a gift?!
And it was obvious that the gift was made of bird feathers!
Could it be that the hornbill used its beak to do this to the children?
[The animals in this mountain have all become spirits. Who just said this is a demonic realm?]
[My worldview was impacted.]
[Let me see the rest! I want to see what treasures are there! ! ! ]
Lian Jiu also followed forward with great interest, and then saw Kong Xinxin and her group.
Kong Xinxin was in a group with the little carp spirit and the little crab spirit. Now they were stopped at a corner and didn't move.
As Lian Jiu and her friends' boat passed by, they heard a familiar voice coming from underwater.
"Children, is it this gold box, this silver box, or this wooden box that you dropped?"
It turned out to be a mermaid couple.
The three children who were “touched by a scammer” looked bewildered: “We didn’t drop the box.”
"You must have dropped it," Yu Le said. "You're the only ones here. It hit us on the head."
He held a silver box and a wooden box in his hands, while Yuyin held a gold box.
Yu Yin deliberately opened it and took a look, then said in surprise, "There are a lot of delicious and fun things inside, and there are also beautiful little hairpins."
These things perfectly touched the hearts of the three children, who lay on the boat staring at the beautiful boxes.
"Which one did you drop?" Yu Le asked. "I'll return the box to you after you tell me."
Although she was very tempted, Kong Xinxin turned her head away first and whispered, "No, the teacher said we can't be greedy or dishonest."
Although Li Paopao and Yu Hengheng were very tempted, they nodded obediently.
So Kong Xinxin turned around and said, "I'm sorry, uncle and aunt, we didn't drop the box. Please ask other children."
"Is it really not you?" Yu Yin took out a beautiful little hairpin made of mermaid scales. It was colorful in the sunlight and so beautiful.
Kong Xinxin's eyes widened.
The little crab spirit quickly covered her eyes: "Yes! They are not ours!"
Kong Xinxin calmed down and said with a sad face: "Uncle and Aunt, it's really not true."
The merman couple in the water were amused by them and said, "You are such honest children. These three boxes are your prizes."
Three children: "Huh?"
"Welcome to Nanyu Mountain." Yu Yin placed the fish-scale hairpin and other small accessories the little girl loved in her hand. "This is a treasure rewarded to honest children."
Holding the small box, Kong Xinxin burst into laughter: "Thank you, Auntie!"
"Come, let auntie put them on for you." Yu Yin pinned those small hairpins on her hair and tail, making them sparkle.
Yu Yin looked at her red face and smiled, "What a pretty girl."
Kong Xinxin happily spread out her tail to show her.
Yu Yin: "I have a tail too."
As he said this, he dived into the water, and then his beautiful huge pink tail appeared, splashing out a small wave.
Kong Xinxin and Li Paopao from Fuyu Mountain were stunned: "Auntie's tail is so beautiful!"
Yu Yin poked her head out again: "We both have beautiful tails, so I want to give birth to a baby as beautiful as you in the future!"
Kong Xinxin nodded: "Auntie is so beautiful, and her tail is beautiful too, the baby will definitely be beautiful too!"
The little girl has a sweet mouth and the music is unbearable.
[Oh my god!!!]
[Shit, shit, is this mermaid cosplay?!]
This tail really glows! Ahhhhh my mermaid princess!!
[This is so pretty! I finally got to see an adult dressed up as a monster! It's so different from the cute little ones, it has a unique charm.]
I hope those who make mermaid-themed movies and TV series will learn from this. They spend so much money on post-production, but still can't get the realistic and beautiful look of mermaids in the mountains!
[Wuwuwuwu, please post the link! ! ]
There were also gifts in the other two boxes, one of which was a conch necklace, specially given to Li Paopao.
There is also a gift specially sent by the big monsters from Fuyu Mountain, which is for the little sea crab.
This time the gifts were not only prepared by the sirens of Nanyu Mountain, but the big monsters of Fuyu Mountain who could not come also expressed their blessings to the little monsters here in their own way.
[So thoughtful! Both parents put so much effort into preparing for their children.]
【This is the difference in people’s education. 】
Whether it's teachers or parents, everyone is using their own methods to create a warm childhood for their children. Some parents are eager to send their children to a monster kindergarten, but in fact, they can also provide such an environment for their children at home.
After distributing the gifts, the children went to the next location.
Yu Chongming and Lin Qi, who were in charge of observing the entire scene, also followed.
When Yu Le and Yu Yin saw Lord Lin Qi, they remembered how Lord Si Lan had worried about him before, so they took the initiative to greet him: "Hello, Teacher Lin Qi."
Lin Qi: "Hello."
Yu Le observed his condition and thought he was doing well, suggesting he had figured things out. So, he said enthusiastically, "Teacher, if you have any relationship problems in the future, feel free to ask us! Yinyin and I have both been through this before, so we should be able to help you more than Teacher Si Lan."
Lin Qi: “???”
What emotional problems?
But Yu Le and his wife gave him a look that said "we all understand".
After hearing this, all the people and monsters turned to look at Lin Qi silently, with expressions of shock beyond words.
Yu Zhongming covered his mouth. "Lin Qi, what's wrong with you? Who are you with? Do we know?"
Although Lian Jiu would not take the initiative to gossip about others, she would naturally be happy to listen to gossip if it came to her.
So he turned his head curiously and looked at Lin Qi on the other boat.
Lin Qi thought of what Si Lan said to Yu Le alone on the day he became enlightened, and then thought of the sentence "I have a friend", and his eyes suddenly turned dark.
He pointed at himself in disbelief, then at Si Lan, and moved his lips again and again, but no sound came out.
Yu Chongming's eyes lit up. Could it be that after all these years, the first demon god to find a mate would be Qilin?!
But isn't Qilin with Jingwei all day?!
The gossip in Yu Chongming's eyes seemed to be real: "Could it be that he hates water?"
I hate your mother!!!
Su Caifeng, who had returned home with an arm full of gifts and following the gossip, suddenly realized, "I was wondering why you insisted on asking me about a friend of yours the other day. I told you! You were talking about yourself! So you have relationship problems! Tell me, I know best."
Lin Qi was so angry that his face turned red, and he shouted in despair: "I didn't!!"
But in the eyes of others, it was hidden by shyness.
Lian Jiu coughed lightly and said with a smile: "Everyone, eat melon rationally and don't force him. After all, this is a private matter."
Even the headmaster...
Lin Qi felt that he was carrying too much.
He pointed at Si Lan, his fingertips trembling, his voice trembling: "You... have such a cruel heart."
Lian Jiu turned his head and asked Si Lan beside him: "What does this have to do with you?"
"I don't know." Si Lan looked back calmly, without a hint of urgency, and asked very patiently, "What does it have to do with me?"
His eyes were full of threats.
Lin Qi covered his chest: "...嘤."
The author has something to say:
Monster World Headlines: I heard that Qilin God has relationship problems!!!
Lin Qi: I hate it so much.
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