When everyone was shocked by the huge scene of the sudden appearance of two thousand people, Jian Yang lowered his head and fell into an embarrassment.
If she had heard correctly, Ji Ruochen had said that he would give each of them three minutes to prepare and tell a joke.
But how could she tell a joke?
If you ask her to go into battle and kill the enemy, she can pick up her sword and go immediately. But if you ask her to tell jokes to amuse others, isn't that asking too much?
In fact, people who go on stage don’t necessarily have to have a great sense of humor. The key is to be likable, so that even a casual joke can make many people laugh.
Everyone had a remote control in their hands, which I guess was the vote counter.
In the end, everyone’s vote results will be determined from the above.
Ge Yizhou was the most confident. Before the three minutes were up, he stood on the podium and asked the director if he could start speaking now.
Ji Ruochen certainly welcomed it and asked the staff to pass the microphone over.
Ge Yizhou had a handsome appearance and the typical boy-next-door temperament, and he immediately attracted many girls' favor as soon as he took the stage. He first told everyone a joke about a zongzi being beaten up by a group of people, and the 2,000-person venue burst into laughter, which immediately won him over 1,400 votes.
Hou Wenjun seemed to understand something and quickly took the podium to tell a joke about instant noodles. The audience continued to laugh and vote.
In fact, at times like this, the person who tells a joke first has some advantages. The audience has not yet become aesthetically fatigued and finds everything they hear interesting. Even if it is just for the novelty of the star telling jokes, they will at least vote for him.
When there are too many people telling jokes, sooner or later everyone will stop wanting to laugh. This is why Ge Yizhou went on stage first.
In the end, Hou Wenjun's votes were almost the same as Ge Yizhou's, and he temporarily ranked second.
When Hou Wenjun came down, he glanced at Jian Yang intentionally or unintentionally, as if he was curious about what kind of unique words she would prepare to make everyone laugh.
But what original jokes does Jian Yang have?
She was so anxious that she almost scratched her scalp but couldn't come up with any interesting ideas.
When the others saw them both going up, they followed suit. Some of them told funny and lively jokes that were very appealing, such as Zhao Xiaoyun.
But some people's jokes are very ordinary, like Yang Yinyin and You Siman.
However, Yang Yinyin was very smart. When she found that her jokes were almost as boring as You Siman's, she immediately begged the passers-by below to vote for her, and successfully used this method to get more votes than Zhao Xiaoyun and You Siman.
Although this method is very improper, Ji Ruochen did not say no.
In a competition where everyone relies on their own abilities, acting like a spoiled child is also a way to gain popularity.
Anyway, those passers-by don’t know Yang Yinyin, so she can get the coveted votes as long as she acts coquettishly, so why not?
In the end, only Jian Yang was left without telling a joke. Ke Rao stood by and said anxiously, "Go up!"
Jian Yang: "I really can't come up with anything! What are we going to say when we get up there?"
Ke Rao pushed her onto the stage and said, "Just use whatever jokes you've heard recently. Don't you usually even read a joke?"
Jian Yang was sent onto the stage like a duck on a shelf, standing there awkwardly.
If she had known that Mo Cishu was Song Ke, she would not have mocked Mo Cishu's sense of humor not long ago. Because in her previous life, she taught Song Ke everything except how to tell jokes.
Because she herself can't do it either!!
Jian Yang stood there nervously holding the microphone, looking at the two thousand heads in the audience. Now all that popped up in her mind were the embarrassing funny moments that Mo Cishu had told her not long ago.
Never mind!
Maybe these people's sense of humor is even lower than mine?
Who knows, there might be someone among these two thousand people who appreciates Mo Cishu's jokes!
Jian Yang was silent for a moment, then raised the microphone to his lips. "Once upon a time, there was a hunter who went hunting in the forest. He shot a fox, and then he died."
At this point, Jian Yang paused, imitating Mo Cishu's behavior, and asked, "Can you guess why?"
Someone actually chimed in: "Why?"
Jian Yang immediately turned his head and looked in the direction where the sound came from.
Very good, the fact that someone asked a question shows that the joke is still interactive.
Jian Yang laughed and said, "Because it's a reflector fox!"
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Maybe the jokes told by You Siman and Yang Yinyin before were not funny, but if you compare them with what Jian Yang is saying now, any normal person can tell that the two jokes before were too normal!
After Jian Yang finished telling the joke, the scene was almost dead silent.
In a crowd of 2,000 people, Jian Yang was able to stun everyone with a cold joke in just half a minute. This was too outrageous.
“Pfft…hahahaha…”
In the end, the person who couldn't help laughing was Yusman.
She turned her head to look at Ke Rao and said, "Is this the extent of Jian Yang's humor?"
She originally thought that she would be the last one, but she didn't expect Jian Yang to give her a chance to turn defeat into victory?
Ke Rao's mouth twitched, and she silently reached out to cover her face.
At this moment, she suddenly didn't want anyone to recognize her as Jian Yang's agent.
As a popular actress, how did Jian Yang manage to tell such an uncomfortable joke? She wasn't taught that way before!
Even Ji Ruochen, who rarely commented on artists, couldn't help but look at Ke Rao and say, "It turns out that the omnipotent Jian Yang also has shortcomings. Her shortcoming is her negative sense of humor, right?"
Ke Rao smiled awkwardly and said, "Well, it's not that bad..."
Ji Ruochen pointed at the vote counting screen: "Then look at how many points she got?"
Ke Rao couldn't help but lean over to take a look. There were 2,000 people in the room, but the result shown on the vote counter was only 32 votes.
Ke Rao almost jumped up from the ground!
Is this reasonable?
Even if she went on stage and told a joke about how cold a polar bear was after having all its hair plucked out, she would still get more votes than this, right?
Jian Yang on the stage seemed to feel that her life was over, but she refused to accept her fate and wanted to struggle a little longer. So she glanced at Yang Yinyin and decided to learn from her strengths and make up for her weaknesses.
Yang Yinyin can win votes by acting coquettishly, so she wants to try it too.
“Vote for me, please!”
Jian Yang bowed 90 degrees to the large venue with 2,000 people, gripped the microphone tightly and spoke loudly.
Ji Ruochen turned his head and looked at Ke Rao, his eyes seemed to be asking, is Jian Yang sick?
Ke Rao covered her face completely and couldn't even bear to look.
Finally, thanks to Jian Yang's bow, the number on the vote counter slowly jumped to 189 votes.
Look, her jokes are not as effective as a bow...
But the more than 100 votes gained by the bow were ultimately not enough to turn the tide, and Jian Yang still came in last place.
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