Mo Cishu glanced at Jian Yang and suddenly said, "You seem worried, so why don't I tell you a joke?"
Jian Yang asked curiously, "What's the joke?"
Mo Cishu: "Do you know why Nuwa smiled while she was shaping humans when she created them?"
Jian Yang was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion: "Why?"
Mo Cishu said: "Because the most important thing in life is to be happy."
Jian Yang: "..."
Ah...this?
Looking at Mo Cishu's serious expression, Jian Yang seemed to feel that if he didn't smile, it would not only be disrespectful to Mo Cishu, but also disrespectful to Mo Cishu's joke. He awkwardly raised the corners of his mouth and tried to put on a serious smile.
"Haha...it's quite interesting. Not bad, not bad. This is the first time I hear such a unique joke." Jian Yang said awkwardly.
Mo Cishu narrowed his eyes. From his years of keen observation, he knew that Jian Yang's smile was definitely not sincere.
Doesn't she think it's funny?
Mo Cishu's desire to win suddenly increased.
How could he not make Jian Yang happy?
Mo Cishu refused to admit defeat and said, "Just wait, I have another joke. I'm sure you'll find it funny."
Jian Yang said seriously: "You say."
She was all ears.
Mo Cishu: "A hunter shot a fox, but died. Guess why?"
Jian Yang said: "Because... foxes are more cunning?"
Mo Cishu: "No, because that's a reflex fox!"
“…”
Jian Yang was stunned on the spot.
What is going on?
It’s so cold…
Jian Yang hesitated for two seconds before saying, "Hahaha... This joke is also quite unique..."
Mo Cishu looked puzzled: "?"
Isn’t this funny?
Isn't this interesting enough?
When he first heard this joke, he laughed for a full ten minutes!
Has her sense of humor always been this high?
Mo Cishu: "Just wait, I have another joke!"
Jian Yang had already begun to prop up his chin with his hand and said helplessly: "No need for that, I think your cool, arrogant and handsome personality is also very good!"
Why do you have to create a character that can make her happy?
It's quite embarrassing.
If what Mo Cishu said wasn't funny, she would feel awkward pretending to laugh; if she didn't laugh, Mo Cishu would also feel awkward.
Why bother...
But Mo Cishu said domineeringly: "No, I have another joke, you must listen to it!"
He just didn't believe that if he were to live again, he would still not be able to make Jian Yang happy!
This time, Mo Cishu decided to give up on interactive jokes and directly feed Jian Yang the most advanced laughs. He didn't believe that Jian Yang would not laugh out loud this time!
Mo Cishu said, "One night, I suddenly had a stomachache. I said to my stomach, 'Stomach, can you please stop feeling the pain?'"
Mo Cishu said this and secretly glanced at Jian Yang. So far, Jian Yang's expression was very natural.
Mo Cishu then continued, "Then my stomach said to me... 'My name is not Hey, my name is Chu Yuxuan'!"
Jian Yang was petrified on the spot: "..."
I don’t know if it’s because the air conditioning in the restaurant is turned on too high, but it’s so cold.
What a bad meme.
Why is it that the deputy director of the Thirteenth Division, whose S City would tremble just by stomping his feet, has such weird jokes in his head?
"puff……"
He is a really weird person.
Jian Yang looked at Mo Cishu and finally couldn't help laughing.
But the way he tried to cheer himself up was really serious and funny.
“Hahahahahahahahahahaha…”
Once he started laughing, Jian Yang couldn't stop.
She was lying on the table, laughing so hard that she almost couldn't breathe. How could there be such a cute contrast?
Although Jian Yang laughed, it was not because of his joke.
Jian Yang wiped the tears from her eyes and said, "I tried very hard, very hard. But today's joke segment is over."
Mo Cishu: “…”
I felt like a joke I had treasured for years was insulted.
Damn it! He had wanted to portray a humorous and witty persona in front of her. He'd made another mistake!
If the waiter had not brought the dishes at that moment and the wafting aroma of meat had not diverted Jian Yang's attention, Mo Cishu would probably have been shrouded in shadow for a long time and would not have been able to come out.
"Your dishes are ready. Enjoy your meal."
As soon as the waiter left, Mo Cishu quickly shifted his focus: "This dish is a specialty here, I recommend you try it. If you have a restaurant you want to go to in the future, you can ask me to go with you to try it."
The gloom in Jian Yang's heart was swept away, and he took the opportunity to chat with Mo Cishu about other topics.
But the way Mo Cishu tried and failed to tell a joke just now will probably be a source of happiness for her for several days to come!
Xiao Junlan happened to have dinner with a few friends at a restaurant today.
Coincidentally, when he took the time to go to the bathroom, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a white figure by the window.
A very simple and plain dress.
But Jian Yang's face was so outstanding that even the simplest clothes couldn't hide her beauty, which could be called a passerby harvester. Xiao Junlan still saw her at first sight.
He was just about to go over and say hello when he saw someone sitting opposite Jian Yang hidden by the green plants.
The two of them were eating and talking and laughing, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
Looking more closely, wasn't the man having dinner with her the same man in the photo that Yang Yinyin sent her yesterday?
Today, Mo Cishu was dressed in a suit and tie, looking quite handsome. He didn't recognize him at first.
A fire suddenly rose in Xiao Junlan's heart.
After filming the entire movie with him, Jian Yang never agreed to have dinner with him once, and even called him disgusting when he formally invited her out. He thought Jian Yang was a misogynist!
Now it's easy to meet up with other men here?
These two people really have an improper relationship!
This place is not easy to get customers, and ordinary customers can't get in. With Jian Yang's status, it is not easy to get a reservation at this place.
Thinking of what Yang Yinyin said to him yesterday, Jian Yang was still smiling fawningly at that man. Did he really get hold of such a powerful person?
A hint of gloom flashed in Xiao Junlan's eyes, and she walked towards Mo Cishu delicately.
"Hello, sir. What's your name?"
Jian Yang and Mo Cishu were halfway through their conversation when Xiao Junlan interrupted them.
The two of them were stunned at the same time and turned to look at Xiao Junlan with a bad expression.
Xiao Junlan put his hands in his pockets, raised his chin arrogantly, looked at Mo Cishu and said, "Sir, I'm talking to you. What's your name?"
Jian Yang frowned.
I secretly cursed why the roads in S City are so narrow!
I even run into this bastard Xiao Junlan while having a meal!
Mo Cishu was having dinner with Jian Yang when he was suddenly interrupted. Of course, he was not happy.
He noticed that Jian Yang seemed a little impatient with the person in front of him, with disgust in his eyes, and naturally his tone when speaking to Xiao Junlan was also very unfriendly.
Mo Cishu shook out his napkin and wiped his mouth. He looked up at him and said, "What my name is is none of your business!"
Why should he answer questions from people who don’t even know him?
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