"Spiritual Affairs" is a popular psychic web variety show, but unfortunately it is being mocked by the entire network, and the contestants' actions are often criticized and become part of the hot searches.
But no one knew that this show was extremely popular in the underworld.
Every time the show starts, billions of ghosts from hell wait in front of the show to comment:
"This fellow is slandering me. The living soul was clearly taken away by the Soul Binding Ghost. Why is he blaming me, the Horse Face?"
"Bone touching is interesting, but is it possible to touch the soul without bones?"
"…I can't bear to watch this. What kind of nonsense is this? Even dogs wouldn't go there."
The new season's program team officially announced a new guest: @顾之桑, who was directly mocked by netizens and became a hot topic:
The drama master paired with the drama variety show is poison upon poison.
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As soon as Gu Zhisang, the master of Xuanmen, opened her eyes, she turned into a cannon fodder who was against the heroine in the entertainment circle. When she came here, she was already in bad luck and was blacklisted by the whole network. She was faced with the dilemma of having her resources robbed and receiving bad variety shows to reduce her traffic.
In order to revitalize metaphysics, Gu Zhisang gladly accepted the invitation.
As a top-level amateur in the Xuanmen sect who has lived for hundreds of years, Gu Zhisang's only pleasure in life is fortune-telling and catching ghosts.
At the beginning, Gu Zhisang's haters ridiculed her for playing tricks and screwing up her character, and were ready to make her fall.
As a result, in the variety show, she broadcast fortune-telling and solved cases through video, breaking the curse of the ancient village and redeeming the evil spirits in the lake...
In front of the live camera, Gu Zhisang was popularizing metaphysical knowledge while chasing after the evil spirit and studying it carefully—
'How did you die before? How long have you been dead? Why didn't you go to the underworld?'
'Do you need salvation? Pay 30,000 ghost money each time and I will send you to Naihe Bridge.'
Ghosts in the underworld: "Help, this master is so scary QAQ"
"It's the first time someone cares about us so much. I'm really touched."
Anti-fan: ...Is it too late to call him Master Gu now?
In the end, the show became a complete hit.
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The unlucky unknown actor becomes extremely popular, and his luck turns around, making him a top star in both the yin and yang worlds.
Official: @顾之桑, thanks to the enthusiastic citizens for helping to solve the old case. Ms. Gu has been hired as a special agency instructor.
The head of a wealthy family expressed his gratitude profusely: Our family is safe and sound, thanks to Master Gu!
Hot search: Retweet Sangsang and you will have good luck!
The underworld's star-chasing is even more crazy, and he bangs his head against the wall for her.
Many ghost fans raised hundreds of billions of ghost money just to vote for her and buy her albums;
A ghost who had been on the run for hundreds of years went to a concert to chase a star, but was caught on the spot and thrown into the eighteen levels of hell.
Many people also dreamed of their ancestors who had passed away many years ago. Elders: "Burn some of Gu Xiaoyou's albums for grandpa."
The newly liberated dead souls looked bewildered. The songs of Gu Zhisang, a star from the living world, were playing on the streets of the underworld. Her signboards were erected, and every ghost was watching her new drama...
◆The star I chased when he was alive can still be chased after he died. She became even more popular? ?
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[Mine Clearance\\Instructions]
①The metaphysical knowledge in the article is compiled by Baidu + the author himself. The fictional characters in the background era have no prototypes, so please do not substitute them into reality.
②In the main plot, the male protagonist appears late.
③Traditional Su Shuang text, cutting one’s own leg meat.
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