Sensing an intense killing intent, the two men instantly tensed up, watching the lobster man warily, ready to fight at any moment.
"Hey Little Red, please don't forget why we're here," the blue lobster man suddenly spoke, poking the red lobster man's head warningly. "We're here to sell ship tickets! If everyone's dead, who are we going to sell tickets to?"
The surging killing intent vanished instantly, and the red lobster-man belatedly widened his eyes: "That's right! We came here to sell boat tickets!"
Xiao Cheng: "..."
Fang He: "..."
These two are dangerous, but they don't seem to be particularly smart.
Then the red lobster-man cleared his throat forcefully and shouted at the top of his lungs, "The fifteenth has arrived! Selling boat tickets!"
The streets were deserted, with only a gentle breeze blowing.
Forget about buying boat tickets, apart from Xiao Cheng and Fang He, there wasn't a single person in sight.
It's clear that the road clearing operation just now was quite thorough.
The two lobsters were stunned, frozen in place with their claws in hand, staring at each other, tears welling up in their eyes.
"what to do……"
"What to do, what to do, what to do..."
"If no one buys tickets and no new people board the boat, the boss... he'll rip us off!"
Xiao Cheng: "..." Maybe there are two more here, brother?
"Little Blue, don't cry! There must be another way!" The red lobster man suddenly wiped away his tears with unusual strength and turned to look in the direction of Xiao Cheng and Fang He.
"Even though they are heretics, it doesn't matter! As long as we sell the two tickets for the price of twenty!"
"Isn't this a bit inappropriate?" The blue lobster-man hesitated for a moment. "Can they even get that many gold coins?"
“It’s alright, anyway, the boss really likes the hearts of heretics! As long as we dig out their hearts…” The red lobster man chuckled foolishly, “But such a secret matter must be discussed in secret!”
Xiao Cheng & Fang He: "..." We heard even the punctuation marks, thank you.
“They heard me, Little Red,” the blue lobster man said somewhat awkwardly.
"Huh?! How could this be?! I was so careful!!!" The red lobster man shouted incredulously, then looked at Xiao Cheng and Fang He as if seeking confirmation, "So you didn't hear a thing, did you?!"
Both of them shook their heads in unison.
No, they must not have heard a thing.
The red lobster man was instantly overjoyed and said with great pride, "I knew it! They couldn't possibly hear me!"
“But it still won’t work, Little Red.” The blue lobster man looked quite distressed. “Even if we use their hearts to pay for the gold coins, this isn’t a ship. Once we dig out their hearts, the fragile heretics will die!”
“Yes, the dead heretics can’t buy tickets to board the ship.” The red lobster man sighed regretfully. “It’s all because they are too fragile. If it were us… even if one of our hearts broke, we would still survive.”
"Excuse me, but I'm sorry to interrupt you," Fang He suddenly said, cutting off their conversation.
The lobster-man instantly became extremely serious, and asked with an imposing air, "Speak, heretic, we mercifully allow you to ask your questions."
"How much are the tickets? If we already have enough gold coins, then the problem is naturally solved, right?" Fang He asked unhurriedly.
“Ah, of course it’s twenty gold coins…” the red lobster man said without thinking, but was suddenly interrupted loudly by the blue lobster head.
"It should be four thousand gold coins! Now it's twenty times that!"
Xiao Cheng: "..." Although, twenty times twenty is clearly four hundred, you stupid profiteer!
"No, no, Little Blue, you've miscalculated!" the red lobster man quickly corrected him. "It's not four thousand, it should be... forty thousand!"
Xiao Cheng: "..." You're clearly wrong even more!
Fang He, however, spoke at his own unhurried pace.
"Whether it's forty, four hundred, four thousand, or forty thousand, how much the tickets sell for doesn't depend on how many you want, but on how many we have."
The red lobster-man was bewildered by this series of convoluted questions, but thankfully it understood the last one, so it coldly questioned, "Then how many do you have!"
“More than enough, even fourteen.” Fang He smiled confidently.
Xiao Cheng: "..." Seriously, where does your confidence come from?!
Then Fang He stretched out his hand in front of him and said in a particularly domineering manner, "Give me all the gold coins."
Xiao Cheng was slightly taken aback. Although she didn't understand why, she still took out her wallet from her pocket and placed it on his outstretched palm.
"How much is fourteen?" The two lobster-men huddled together to discuss.
"I don't know, but judging from the heretics' appearance... there should be more than 40,000?"
"Can that tattered money bag hold that many gold coins?"
"I don't know, but the heretic definitely smelled strongly of gold coins."
As Xiao Cheng listened to their conversation, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.
If I'm not mistaken.
That must taste like melted chocolate.
"So, should we sell them the tickets?" the red lobster man asked hesitantly.
"Sell it, sell it. They're the only option."
The blue lobster man sighed helplessly, then resumed his arrogant demeanor and spoke coldly to Fang He.
"Heretics, we accept your deal! But fourteen gold coins! Not a single coin can be missing!"
Xiao Cheng looked at the boat ticket in her hand with a complicated expression, not knowing how to complain for a moment.
Two lobster-men led the way, guiding them up a ladder toward the cruise ship in the sky.
"There, you will truly experience what a genuine Garden of Eden is!"
"You will experience unprecedented joy! You will truly understand what it means to be money-obsessed!"
"The ticket is just the beginning. With enough gold coins, you can obtain everything you can imagine, become everything you can imagine, and even become a god is a piece of cake!"
"Of course, besides money, you also need a little bit of luck."
"Are you ready? You vile heretics, welcome to—"
"Miracle Casino!"
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