Those who had been waiting in line for ages and had their queue cut off were initially a little unhappy, but when they heard how generous this person was, they all felt relieved. After all, they could also profit from it, so one more person wouldn't make a difference.
Wei Ming sat in the chair with his legs crossed. Having been in a superior position for many years, he exuded an invisible sense of oppression.
A gold watch, an expensive suit, and gleaming leather shoes—his entire being exuded an aura of overwhelming wealth.
He adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses.
His small eyes held three parts arrogance, three parts disdain, and four parts contempt.
"I've seen plenty of charlatans. Little girl, so young and already pretending to be a fortune teller to fool everyone? Looks like I'm going to teach you a lesson today. You want to tell my fortune, huh? Fine! Then I'll let you do it. Tell me what will happen to me today! If you're even slightly wrong, I'll smash your stall!!!"
Upon hearing this, everyone became interested, and those who understood the situation knew that this person had come to cause trouble.
"Don't be a coward, Master Xie! We believe in you!!"
"As far as I know, fortune telling is not easy, especially predicting one's fortune for the day. This person is clearly deliberately trying to make things difficult for Master Xie!"
"But I think it's quite interesting, I love watching it!"
One of them picked up his phone and started live streaming, and many others followed suit, pointing their phones at them.
Xie Yuhan smiled.
"Okay, how would you like it calculated? By birth date and time or by character analysis?"
"Character divination!"
Xie Yuhan asked someone to bring her a piece of paper and a pen.
"Please write down any word. You are not allowed to change it after you finish writing it."
I picked up the paper and pen and thought for a moment.
Write the character for "water".
Then he slammed his hand on the table.
He said arrogantly, "Let's see! If I'm not sure, you're just a fraud, a swindler!"
Xie Yuhan picked up the paper and immediately smiled.
"What are you laughing at? Can't you figure it out? Haha!"
Xie Yuhan put the paper down.
"I've already calculated it. Your luck isn't very good today. Within ten minutes, you'll get injured and sick!"
Xie Yuhan calculated it in less than a minute.
Everyone was a little incredulous.
Wei Ming then laughed.
"Liar! Do you really think you're some kind of fortune teller? Fine! I'll sit right here and not go anywhere for the next ten minutes. I refuse to believe I'll get hurt!"
"Master Xie, aren't you being too hasty? If he's sitting like this, the prediction won't come true. You should at least extend the timeframe!"
"Yes, Master Xie, you're too hasty. We all trust you, so aren't you ruining your reputation by doing this?"
"Yes, Master Xie, please don't act impulsively!"
Those in line all tried to persuade Xie Yuhan.
Wei Ming became even more smug; "Everyone can see that you're a fraud. You're so young, you've been watching too many movies, haven't you? Haha."
Xie Yuhan showed no emotional fluctuation.
She picked up the paper and explained, "Look at this word, what's different?"
Wei Ming glanced at it; "What difference could there be? You're trying to compliment my handwriting, right? Haha, I've practiced calligraphy since I was a child, you don't need to tell me that..."
Xie Yuhan shook her head; "That's not what I meant. Look here, there's a tear. You used too much force and tore this paper."
"So what? What does that prove?"
"Of course! This crack splits the character for water in two, which means the water is boiling. Boiling water becomes soup. Our location is on the south side of the supermarket, and the south belongs to the element of fire. Soup plus fire becomes scalding, which means you will get burned."
Wei Ming found it even more outrageous; "This is hilarious! I'm sitting here not going anywhere, how could I get burned? Come on, tell me a reason!"
"Yes, Master Xie, I used to believe you a lot, but what you said is a bit outrageous."
"Perhaps Master Xie is better at finding objects than at fortune telling."
"It seems that Master Xie is going to get a scolding from this person."
...
Those in line shook their heads, not believing Xie Yuhan's words at all.
Xie Yuhan didn't pay attention and continued, "It's currently the hour of Xu (7-9 PM), which corresponds to the Zhen trigram. Zhen represents thunder, and thunder signifies excitement, novelty, and impulsiveness. Your current state perfectly matches this. Also, you were crossing your legs just now. When a man crosses his legs, it's considered feminine. The character 'ji' is pronounced 'ji' and means homosexuality. However, judging from the way you came over with another woman, it's clearly not the case. The only explanation is that the person who will hurt you later is this woman, and after you're hurt, you'll become neither male nor female!"
This remark caused the entire audience to burst into laughter.
Wei Ming's face turned red with rage; "Damn it, you little brat, you're playing me for a fool! I'm going to teach you a lesson!"
Just as Wei Ming was about to get up, Xu Weiwei suddenly brought over a bowl of soup.
"Mr. Wei, you must have been waiting impatiently, have some soup first, ahhhhhh!!!!!"
Bang!!!
When Wei Ming got up, he bumped into the soup that Xu Weiwei was bringing over, and the soup immediately spilled onto him, especially onto his most intimate area.
In an instant, screams like pigs being slaughtered erupted from the supermarket, and the entire place fell silent.
Xu Weiwei was also so frightened that she stood there, not knowing what to do.
Only Wei Ming was rolling around on the ground, clutching his genitals.
He was sweating profusely and in great pain.
A few seconds later, the entire audience gasped in surprise.
"God!!!! Master Xie is simply my god!!!"
"It came true!!! He really was injured, and it really was burned, and judging by the location, holy crap, he might really become a eunuch!!!"
Shock, admiration—everyone looked at Xie Yuhan with disbelief.
Xie Yuhan shrugged. "I told you a long time ago, but you wouldn't believe me. What can I do?"
Wei Ming endured the pain, gritted his teeth, and got up from the ground.
He glared angrily at Xu Weiwei.
"You bitch! Did you conspire with them to harm me?"
Xu Weiwei quickly shook her head.
"No, no, Mr. Wei, I was just buying gold and passed by a stall. You sneezed earlier, so I thought I'd buy you a bowl of soup to warm you up, but I didn't expect..."
Everyone laughed.
So that's how it happened. It's an incredibly coincidental coincidence.
"Holy shit!! You're my nemesis! Nothing good has ever happened since I got together with you, so get the hell out of here!!!"
Xu Weiwei burst into tears; "President Wei, it really has nothing to do with me. I was just doing this for your own good. I was worried about your health."
"roll!!!!"
No matter how much Wei Ming cursed and swore, Xu Weiwei still helped him up; "Mr. Wei, I'll take you to the hospital now."
Wei Ming was badly burned and couldn't even walk.
Finally, they didn't drive her away again, and the two of them helped each other walk out.
Wei Ming started sneezing one after another.
Another gasp of surprise rang out from the crowd.
Getting burned and then getting sick—it's incredibly accurate.
The crowd began to riot again.
"Master Xie, please help me with my fortune telling!!"
"Young Master Xie, please help me first. I can cut in line too. I'll go buy my things now!"
...
Those people were getting more and more excited, and the scene was almost out of control.
At this moment, Xie Yuhan said, "Everyone, listen to me. What is destined to be yours will be yours, and what is not, you cannot force. Your eagerness to have your fortune told is actually a form of forcing things, which is not good. You should relax and let things take their course."
After Xie Yuhan finished speaking, the whole place fell silent again. She was like a conductor, holding a baton in her hand, and all the people in line listened to her commands.
She was absolutely amazing just now; what she said is the absolute truth, and no one will question it.
...
Chen Zhe, standing on the second-floor corridor, was dumbfounded. He had just finished his business and came out when he saw Wei Ming trying to hit Xie Yuhan. He wanted to rush down, but he didn't expect that the situation would change in an instant.
Wei Ming was the one who got hurt, while Xie Yuhan received the support of the entire audience. Even Chen Zhe felt a sense of admiration when he looked at her.
Xie Yuhan came over today and helped him solve so many problems.
She descended from the sky like a fairy, sweeping away all the difficulties in front of her.
Chen Zhe both respected and loved her.
In his eyes, Xie Yuhan was no longer just an innocent and romantic little girl, but a fortune teller who could predict life and death with a single word.
Chen Zhe sighed, "What have I done to deserve this? How could I possibly run into her?"
...
On his way to the hospital, Wei Ming encountered a traffic jam. Xu Weiwei was also a poor driver and was always in a panic. When she tried to change lanes, she got into a fight with someone.
Then four tattooed men appeared in the other car.
Wei Ming suppressed his anger and took the money to settle the matter.
He just wants to get to the hospital as soon as possible because he feels like his penis is almost ripe.
The bowl of hot soup that Xu Weiwei brought over was not only scalding hot, but also spicy.
"Are you crazy? Why did you put chili peppers in the soup?"
"Mr. Wei, I wanted to help you warm up quickly. You were exposed to the wind just now, so I asked the restaurant owner to add more chili..."
"Holy crap!! Your mom's really cursed me!!! Hurry up and drive faster, or I'm doomed!!"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
He stepped on the gas again.
Unexpectedly, the car in front suddenly braked.
He bumped into the back of someone else's car again.
Then several more men got off the car.
Wei Ming looked at Xu Weiwei with despair in his eyes; "Tell me, how do you want to kill me?"
...
They went through countless hardships.
The two finally arrived at the hospital.
After examining the package, the doctor shook his head. "Why did it take so long to arrive?"
"Doctor, how am I? Can I be cured?"
The middle-aged doctor wearing glasses sighed; "It will be difficult for you to fully recover. I can only say that I will try my best to help you. In the future, you should strengthen your exercise and nourish yourself more, and try to regulate your body as much as possible."
Wei Ming lay on the hospital bed with lifeless eyes.
"Xu Weiwei, you get the hell in here right now!!!"
Upon hearing this, Xu Weiwei, who was outside the door, ran away without hesitation.
She knew that if she went in now, Wei Ming would definitely tear her to pieces.
...
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