The Watermelon Festival in Trocadero Square has attracted the attention of more than just the people of Dicko.
Even the attention of the entire United States was attracted.
This is also thanks to modern Internet technology.
For example, live broadcast and short video.
Especially live broadcasts.
Take the watermelon eating competition just now for example. Every preliminary round was recorded by hundreds of mobile phone cameras.
As for the final, especially the peak showdown between Fu Song and Wolf, it is said that the number of viewers has exceeded one million.
"What? Wolfe lost?"
"It's incredible! How could he lose to a skinny yellow guy? He must have cheated, right?"
“No cheating.”
"Wow, it's Professor Feissa Medeiros. Professor, do you know what's going on?"
"It's simple, he eats too fast and too fast.
You all probably have experienced this: if you eat too fast, you'll quickly feel full, but later realize you didn't actually eat much.
Of course, that yellow man can eat a lot too."
"Wolf is such an idiot! This is the first time I've known that white people can be so stupid."
"Please, man, a person's intelligence or stupidity has nothing to do with the color of their skin. Please don't be racist."
"I'm not discriminating, I just said it casually."
"You see, this is the most terrifying thing. Your racial ideology has seeped into your bones."
“…”
"Okay, can you please stop messing with the rhythm?
I think we should focus on whether Stupid Wolfe's 'Mellen' melon is more delicious, or Oriental's 8424."
"That's right. As a noble nation, even when eating watermelon, of course we have to eat the best, even if it's a little more expensive."
"But, as a beautiful person, shouldn't you just buy 'Myron' watermelon?"
"Hahahaha, buddy, are you stupid?
What does patriotism have to do with what kind of watermelon we eat?
"Myron" doesn't represent this country, and neither does ADM.
Those online advertisements that sell things under patriotic slogans are nothing more than a means for capitalists to make money.
Of course, I am not against patriotic propaganda. On the contrary, I strongly support it.
But please don’t link patriotism with dirty money transactions, thank you!”
"Well said, as an ardent citizen of the United States, I am the backbone of this country.
Therefore, whoever can help me buy the best things at the cheapest price is patriotic."
"But are you sure that the conclusion reached by the Tangren Watermelon Festival is necessarily the correct one?
Don't forget, this activity was organized by the Chinese, and the Chinese originally liked to do all kinds of tricks.
For example, the watermelon eating contest just now."
"I also think they will be dishonest, so we must keep our eyes open and find out the conspiracy."
“…”
Trocatillo Square.
Kang Dahai looked at everyone and said with a smile, "I know everyone must be skeptical about this part, thinking that I am advertising for the Chinese people.
but……"
As he spoke, he took out a card and said: "This is my American ID card. I am a American.
Even though I live in Chinatown and have Asian ancestry, I am still a beautiful Chinese.
To put it bluntly, if a war breaks out, I will definitely join the American army.
Therefore, I organized this Tangren Watermelon Festival more to show the joy that watermelon brings us in this hot summer.
As for whether "Mellen" or 8424 is better, there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people.
Just like some people like to put cumin beef slices in their burgers, while others like to put salad dressing in their burgers.
Do you see the watermelon behind me?
On the left is 'Myron' and on the right is 8424.
Please take your number plate from the waiter and place it in the plastic basket in front of your favorite watermelon after tasting it.
After Kang Dahai finished speaking, everyone immediately started to act.
They may be alone, with one or two good friends, or with their families, eating watermelon and having a pleasant discussion.
Once a consensus is reached, they will put in their own number plates.
This process lasted two hours.
In the end, both watermelons collected a large number of license plates, but 8424 had obviously more license plates than "Myron".
Kang Dahai came over and said with a smile, "It seems that everyone likes 8424 more.
Of course, this conclusion only represents the opinions of the people who participated in the Chinese Watermelon Festival in Trocadero Square today, and not the opinions of the entire American people.
Finally, I would like to interview a few random people and ask them why they made the choices they did.”
He looked intently and suddenly saw a girl about eleven or twelve years old: "Hey little girl, what kind of watermelon did you choose?"
Little girl: "I chose 'Myron'."
"It seems you prefer to eat 'Myron'?"
"Yes, this watermelon is a bit crunchy and very sweet. I like foods that are both crunchy and sweet."
“It’s crispy and sweet, very good.”
He then looked at an adult black man and said, "Dude, which one did you choose?"
"8424."
"It seems that you have a different opinion from that kid just now."
"Yes, because I tasted watermelon in 8424, but 'Myron' is watermelon, but it doesn't look like watermelon at all."
"It doesn't look like a watermelon?" Kang Dahai was stunned. "Then what does it look like?"
"Cantaloupe. If I'm not mistaken, 'Myron' should be ADM using cell fusion technology to fuse watermelon and cantaloupe together.
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