Watermelon wine has an expiration date, and they probably won’t be able to finish it.”
"This..." Ding Qian wanted to persuade Jiao Yucheng again, but was glared at by him. She could only run over to communicate honestly.
Soon, Jiao Yucheng obtained the live broadcast rights and started broadcasting.
Unexpectedly, in just five minutes, 300,000 people flocked into the live broadcast room, and the number was still increasing.
Everyone flooded the screen with messages:
"Wow, it's Professor Jiao himself! He looks exactly like the one in the photo. [Image: Jiao Yucheng sleeping shirtless on the bottom of a hard train seat.jpg]"
"Tsk tsk, I always thought my idol, Chairman Jiao, was such a handsome guy, but I didn't expect...
He's even more handsome than I thought!"
"Capture the [Jiao·Agriculture·Cotton·Wheat·Rice·Soybean·Watermelon·Yucheng] boss alive."
"I really want to know what Big Boss Jiao Kai is going to sell on his live broadcast?"
"Nonsense, of course I'm selling watermelon wine."
"But isn't the watermelon wine sold out? I've refreshed it over 999 times, and the remaining balance is still 0!"
"Hush, maybe the boss has some private goods on hand and is ready to sell them at a premium."
"Really? That's great!
Please ask for a higher price, sir. As a fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered, I have already washed my hands clean."
“…”
Jiao Yucheng looked at the screen full of subtitles, his face full of black lines.
He said: "My friends, I am not doing live streaming to sell goods, but to tell everyone to consume rationally.
Because those watermelon wines are so old, their shelf life is only one month.
You can’t finish it even if you buy 10 or 20 boxes.”
"Hey, what did I hear?"
"Big Brother Jiao actually advised me to buy less? How is that possible!
I had a hard time getting those watermelon wines.”
"That's right. If I didn't have a pair of Qilin arms that I had trained hard for a full ten years, I would never have been able to succeed."
“…”
Seeing that no one was returning the goods, Jiao Yucheng suddenly became anxious: "I say, if you bought too much, please return it quickly. If you don't return it now, it will be too late after the goods are shipped out."
"Everyone, who is that man in the live broadcast room? He's actually teaching me how to do things!"
"From a distance, it's Big Brother Jiao; from close up, it's still Big Brother Jiao.
Boss, I advise you to mind your own business. If you have the time, you should spend it brewing a few more bottles of watermelon wine."
"That's right, ahhhh!"
Jiao Yucheng: "..."
He suddenly found that he was unable to communicate with this group of people.
Beside her, Ding Qian hurriedly said, "Everyone, the teacher is right, it's really not advisable to buy too much watermelon wine.
Especially the one who bought 2,000 boxes, that's enough for a bath!"
As soon as she finished speaking, someone immediately replied: "Hey, beauty, how did you know I bought 2,000 boxes of watermelon wine to use for bathing?
Actually, I have two swimming pools at home, and I originally planned to buy 4,000 boxes.
As soon as I hesitated, it turned out to be out of stock."
Ding Qian: “…”
“Hahahaha, buddy upstairs, show off!
When your swimming pool is finished, don’t forget to post a video!
"I'm really looking forward to what it's like to bathe in watermelon wine. Maybe I can drink it while swimming?"
"It's a great idea, but unfortunately I only bought 10 of them, a total of 240 bottles. I can't take a shower, so I have to grind directly.
I calculated that if I drink two bottles a day, I can last for four months.
So even if it expires after a month, you can still enjoy it for another three months, perfect!
Seeing these guys not caring at all, Ding Qian immediately became furious: "I said, you don't understand what I'm saying, right?
Once watermelon wine has passed its expiration date, drinking it can easily cause food poisoning.
Even if it’s just nearing its expiration date, try not to touch it.”
"Hey, beautiful lady, you don't have to worry about this.
Even if it was food poisoning, it was because of my poor health, not the watermelon wine."
"Yes, it's because I don't have a strong stomach."
“Snap! Snap! Snap!
this……
Could you please stop making a fuss and let me ask a question?
Big Brother Jiao, now that the live broadcast has started, wouldn’t it be unreasonable for you not to sell something?”
"That's right, if we don't have watermelon wine, then we can just sell watermelons!
Just sell it as watermelon wine, and I'll cut it up and eat it. It will also turn into wine in my stomach, which is much easier."
“Or you could sell watermelon seeds.
After I bought them, I could easily imagine that these watermelon seeds were planted in the ground by the farmer and grew into a big watermelon next year.
After being picked, the big watermelons are sent to the fruit wine production base, and finally turned into sweet watermelon wine for me to drink."
"Brother, I have to say, you are more showy!"
"Tianxiu!"
"Swimsuit show!"
"A lady from a noble family!"
"The creation is divine!"
“…”
"You're the best at helping old ladies cross the street!"
"Hehehehe, just average, third in the world!"
Standing next to him, Jiao Yucheng didn't know what to say as he watched the increasing number of comments and the increasingly outrageous nonsense in the live broadcast room.
Almost in an instant, the Love to Help Farmers watermelon wine became popular.
In particular, the "persuasion to return goods" live broadcast organized by Jiao Yucheng through Xiaomai Mall, the memes that appeared in it were sorted out by major anchors on Kuaishou and posted everywhere.
For example, "I advise you to mind your own business" and "Even if it is really food poisoning, it is because of my poor health, not watermelon wine" and other classic sentences.
Therefore, for a long time in the future, this live broadcast will be hailed as the ceiling of the live streaming e-commerce industry.
Other businesses are eager for customers to buy their products and never accept returns.
But Jiao Yucheng wanted to get customers to return the goods, but ultimately failed, which was outrageous!
Jiao Yucheng was very annoyed, but someone was even more annoyed.
"The truth is revealed" was released after staying in the detention center for 15 days.
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