Chapter 347 The Brave Man's Prank Show



Let's start by introducing these five pairs of artists: Twins, King Kong, and Weight Loss Expert...

Of course, as permanent guests, everyone is already very familiar with Five Pairs of One.

In addition, in addition to the regular guests, the program team also specially invited two pairs of mysterious guests.

Now please welcome the first team of guests to the stage."

The automatic door opened, and two beautiful women with attractive figures appeared in front of everyone.

The live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"Oh my God, who do I see? Marilyn!

This is my dream girl, I would be willing to die if I could spend the night with her."

"Marilyn, Marilyn, I want to have a baby with you."

“…”

"Hey, you bunch of nymphomaniacs, yes, I admit that Marilyn is indeed beautiful, but shouldn't you be paying more attention to the lady next to her?"

"The lady next to you? Who is she?"

"Cynthia."

“Cynthia, never heard of it.”

"Stupid, have you forgotten the nude running challenge that made such a fuss a while ago?"

"Now that I remember, she had a fight with a Chinese guy who made cartoons. Tsk tsk, I've already booked a plane ticket to Harvard.

If Cynthia loses, I'm going to Harvard, and if Cynthia wins, I'm going to get my money back."

"Refund the ticket? Don't you want to go and see the wonderful performance of the Chinese people?"

"Tsk, what's so good about a man?"

“…”

The live broadcast room was buzzing with people, and the host had finished introducing the guests: "Okay, now let's welcome another group of mysterious guests."

The automatic door opened again.

Although the audience who are familiar with the program team's behavior already know the identities of the two people who appeared this time, they were still a little surprised when they saw Fu Song and Karl's outfits.

Because Fu Song and Karl were wearing monk robes and had shaved heads.

Fu Song walked in front, and Karl walked behind. They both saluted the host at the same time: "Amitabha, the female donor is here to pay her respects."

To be honest, the host was also a little confused at this moment.

Because from the information she got, these two people shouldn't have this kind of appearance, right?

She couldn't help but look at the stagehands at the edge of the stage.

As a result, the stage manager also shook his head and said he didn't know.

She just had to bite the bullet and say, "Excuse me, Masters."

Then he introduced himself to the audience: “This is Fu Song, the boss of Magic Crystal.

The other is Carl, the lucky guy who performed acrobatics at the last Ice Age press conference and fell from a height of nine meters but was unharmed.

Fu Song immediately stopped her: "Female donor, please call me Wukong. This is my junior fellow apprentice Wuneng."

"Excuse me, are you becoming a monk?"

Fu Song: "That's right, my two brothers and I have been influenced by the Dharma and have converted to Buddhism."

Carl added, "Of course, it could also be understood that, having heard your reality show is rather aggressive, you're using Buddhism to counteract it."

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Of course they were familiar with the segments of the Brave Reality Show, but this was the first time they had to resist by temporarily converting to Buddhism.

The host said a few polite words and then left the time to the guests.

Fu Song raised his head and looked at Cynthia, and at this moment, Cynthia also looked at him.

When enemies meet, their eyes are filled with jealousy, and lightning and sparks fly between their eyes.

Suddenly, Cynthia came over and said with a smile: "This master..."

Fu Song immediately interrupted: "Please call me Wukong. This Buddhist name is a lucky number I specially chose."

Cynthia looked strange: "Master Wukong..., I watched your press conference last time, and Karl really wasn't injured. It seems that you have received the true teachings of Buddhism?"

Fu Song nodded.

"Then can you help me calculate who will win the challenge between the two of us?"

Live broadcast room.

"Wow, this Cynthia is amazing!"

"How do you say that?"

“If I’m not mistaken, Fu Song is wearing monk’s clothes because he wants to use the Brave Man reality show to increase the popularity of Ice Age.

I have to say, this move of his was pretty good.

After all, the reality show "Brave Warriors" is known for its pranks. Under the same level, people are more likely to remember the monks in robes.

But now Cynthia is turning the tables and blaming Fu Song if he can't answer her questions well.

Fu Song’s monk character will collapse.

Once the character collapses, the "monk" in monk's robes becomes a "clown" seeking attention.

"It seems to be true. It depends on how Fu Song answers."

Everyone focused their attention on Fu Song again.

Cynthia's question contained a trap. If Fu Song said that "Ice Age" won, he would be blindly arrogant.

If Fu Song says that "Sunny Boy" wins, it means he admits that he is inferior to the other party.

Fu Song just smiled slightly and said: "It's very simple, of course the winner wins."

All right!

Although this answer is a bit of a panacea, I have to say it’s correct.

"Hehehe, big bald guy, your words are so sexy!

I just wonder if your bald head is as sexy as your words?"

The person who spoke was one of the weight loss experts, named Lolita.

The weight loss experts are two women, or to be more precise, two obese women.

Judging from visual observation, the lightest of the two weighs over 120 kilograms.

As for the purpose of the weight loss experts appearing on the Brave reality show, they themselves revealed that it was to lose weight.

Fu Song couldn't help but frown.

In fact, he has no aversion to fat people.

On the contrary, as the saying goes, a happy heart makes the body fat, most fat people don't have a bad temper, and Fu Song is still willing to make friends with fat people.

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