midnight
Lin Wanwan sneaked out of the house and went back to the Lin family.
When it comes to unlocking a lock, the first time is new, the second time is familiar.
After preparing in the living room, he covered himself with a black cloak, painted his face with green fluorescent powder, and then took out the protagonist of today - a kitchen knife and a whetstone.
She had stolen the whetstone and would have to return it later.
He came to the couple's room with bad intentions, and they were sleeping soundly.
Looking back on today, the morning was calm.
There was a big fight in the afternoon. Xiaohao's mother came over and beat Li Bailian in the house, thinking that she had defiled her precious son.
Li Bailian is extremely arrogant in front of her neighbors.
But in front of Xiaohao's mother, he didn't dare to say a word and was beaten up badly.
My face is scratched.
I was beaten by Xiaohao in the morning and scratched by Xiaohao's mother in the afternoon.
So pitiful!
No way!
Serves you right! ...
I found a comfortable position and started sharpening the knife.
After hesitating for a while, he took out a recorder from his pocket and started playing.
“Hehe~ Hehe~ Hehehe~ Hehehe~ Hehehe~ Oh, oh, oh, oh~ Hehe…”
A strange sound spread, which was funny in the eerieness and terrifying in the funnyness.
Accompanied by the sound of sharpening a knife, the word "weird" cannot be explained.
Lin Jian was a light sleeper. When he heard some strange noises, he opened his eyes in a daze and fainted on the spot.
I saw a dark figure sitting beside the bed, his face was green and glowing.
The knife in his hand was sharpened to a shine.
"Uh..." He uttered a short syllable and then fainted.
Lin Wanwan: "..."
waste
Without thinking, facing...
Uh... there's no good place on this useless piece of shit. I'm afraid he'll die instantly from this punch.
Of course Lin Jian deserved to die, but he couldn't die at her hands.
Helplessly, he punched his thigh twice, and the pain woke him up. He opened his eyes in a daze, and what he saw was a face with green face and fangs, a sinister smile, and blood flowing from the corner of his mouth.
"ah!"
I feel dizzy again...
Lin Wanwan: "..."
Can you be any more useless, damn?
Didn't I just add a toy vampire tooth and smear some water on the corner of the mouth? It's outrageous to be so scared.
Two punches landed on the other leg. The person on the bed opened his eyes dazedly and murmured, "Is it an earthquake? My leg seems to be broken."
I was completely confused.
“…”
It seems like he was beaten into a fool.
The problem is, she hit the leg! What's wrong with her brain?
"Hehe~" He suddenly smiled strangely and made a series of knife moves with the knife.
In the dark environment, the blade is sharp and the cold light is dazzling.
Who knew that she would suddenly lose control and it would fall right between the man's legs.
It's only 0.01 centimeters away from that thing.
Lin Jian peed himself on the spot, the smell of urine overwhelming his nose. Lin Wanwan covered her nose and said, "You must be suffering from heat, your urine smells so bad."
He pulled out the knife speechlessly and wiped it on Lin Jian's body. After all, it was the Lin family's kitchen knife, so he just let it be stained with urine.
It doesn’t matter?_?.
Because she will not eat the Lin family's food anymore.
She dared not eat it if it was either "added with oil" or "added with vinegar".
Lin Jian: "..."
Are you polite?
Why didn't I faint?
"Hehe, next, please enjoy the slap feast." The voice was mixed with that of a person who was neither human nor ghost.
Before Lin Jian could react, a slap had already landed on his face, followed by a slap as fast as raindrops, with the sound of "pa pa pa" continuing in his ears.
After a while, his face became swollen.
In the space, Gou Daner cheered desperately, "Master, you are the best, Master, you are the best. Give him eight hundred slaps on the left, eight hundred slaps on the right, beat him to death, beat him to death."
"Wouldn't it be beaten into beef balls?" It must be very powerful. If it was thrown to the ground, it would bounce at least two meters and eighty meters.
"Master, I can treat it. There's no wound on your face, but it hurts a lot. Don't worry, Master, I'll clean up the mess."
Gou'er kept cheering, jumping up and down, extremely excited.
"Okay, in that case, I won't be polite."
He started slapping one side of his face like crazy, bang bang bang bang bang...
Goudan was not idle either, he was counting all the time.
"One, two... ninety-nine, one hundred, one hundred and one, zero two... three hundred, master, do you want to take a rest?" He looked quite tired.
"No, I'm plenty energetic. When it comes to beating people up, how can I be tired? Absolutely not!"
Sixteen hundred slaps, spanning two hours.
Lin Jian woke up from dizziness and fell asleep again, and the main feature was that he could switch between falling asleep and waking up in seconds, with smooth transitions.
The neighbor next door curled his lips and said, "What are you doing? If you make such a fuss every night, you will get kidney deficiency sooner or later."
Goudan’s skills are pretty good. There is really no mark at all. His face is still as black as before, without even a slap mark.
The only difference is that the treatment method is a bit perverted. Who would use urine? It's so dirty.
"You are a bit perverted! Stay away from me in the future." When Gou'er squatted on Lin Jian's face and peed, she admitted that she couldn't close her mouth.
It's so damn unconventional.
"Master, I have explained it many times, that is not urine. Slime has no digestive system, so there is no such thing as urine." Gou'er wanted to cry but had no tears. That really was not urine!
"That's healing liquid! I didn't want to make face-to-face contact with Lin Jian, so I poured it on his face from below. It's definitely not urine!"
Goudan gave a long and incessant speech, explaining incessantly.
"Oh, I don't believe it."
Defeated by this sentence, the dumpling became very upset and looked at Lin Jian with gloomy eyes. It was all his fault!
If he was thicker-skinned and more resilient, would this happen?
After thinking about it, he tore off a piece of his body and put it on Lin Jian's face.
"What are you doing? Cutting your own flesh to save that scumbag?"
Lin Wanwan said she couldn't understand this move.
"Oh, it's nothing. It's just that over time, a big black mole will grow here, about half the size of my face."
Humph, you embarrassed me, I will make you lose face.
After thinking about it, Lin Wanwan took a knife and carved words on Lin Jian’s arm: Left hand - The ultimate scumbag.
Right hand - unforgivable crime!
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