Red Tongue Popsicles



Red Tongue Popsicles

"Excuse me, Mr. Happy Bean? Your delivery has arrived!" At four o'clock in the afternoon, Happy Bean, who was playing games, suddenly found that the intelligent brain was connected to the surveillance camera at the apartment gate, and a robot courier pushing a cart was ringing the doorbell.

Happy Bean belatedly remembered that he had bought something from that new snack shop a few hours ago. "It's me. Please wait a moment."

Happy Beans directly commanded the housekeeping robot at home to collect the package. He also broke away from the game and stretched lazily. "I didn't expect it to arrive so quickly? The owner is quite efficient!"

Soon, when the housekeeping robot pushed the cart over and five boxes piled high appeared in front of him, even Happy Bean, who had reviewed so many snacks from big manufacturers, couldn't help but feel curious: "I bought so many at once!"

Moreover, these boxes are not small boxes. They are very heavy just by touching them.

An idea struck him. "Let's notify the fans now and start the live stream right away! It'll be perfect for afternoon tea!"

When Happy Beans appeared in his fan group of tens of thousands of people, everyone was chatting enthusiastically about criticizing the big companies in the video he posted at noon.

Some fans were also very interested in the live broadcast he mentioned.

At this time, the atmosphere was quite good.

[Happy Beans: Received the snacks, will be live streaming soon, brothers come quickly~ Link: xxxxx]

[Happy Beans: It's okay for those brothers who can't come. I'll edit the highlights and upload them later.]

At the same time, on P station, as soon as Huanledou’s live broadcast room opened, his fans who followed him also entered the room one after another.

"Here we are! Here we are! Dou Da is really efficient! He promised us a review of the new store at noon, and now he's starting a live stream?"

"I just visited that new store. I didn't buy anything, I just read the comments section and they made me laugh."

"This store has a wide variety of snacks, which is good, but there are no snacks I've tried. I'm afraid of making a mistake. I hope the UP host didn't accept the promotion of this store and can conduct a serious review!"

"There's really no need to worry about this. Dou Da always leaves a note in the comments section whenever he accepts a promotion. This is still a new store, and it doesn't look like they have the money to hire Dou Da."

Happy Bean glanced at it and said helplessly, "There's no promotion, there really is no promotion. Haha, if you keep saying there is promotion, then I really have to ask the store owner for advertising fees."

"I'm sure you've seen these five boxes in front of me! Yes, these are all snacks from this brand. You all were talking about the Ice Cream Assassin today, so I bought some ice cream from this brand! We'll have a tasting in a minute."

Happy Beans said this while standing in front of the cart, and then he started unboxing the box amidst the barrage of comments on the screen.

"Guess how much these five boxes of snacks cost me?" In addition to fans of Happy Beans, some people who came in during this period were recommended by the official.

In less than three minutes, the number of online viewers had reached nearly 300,000, which was no worse than Happy Beans' usual live broadcast data.

At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room saw these 5 boxes and sent comments: [That’s a lot. How can the UP host review so many at once? ]

[Tear it down! Why do I feel like there's nothing I've seen in these snacks? Which new store came up with these new snacks?]

[So many? Blind guess, 2000 Star Coins?]

[It's not that expensive. If it's not snacks from a big manufacturer, I think these 5 boxes of 1,000 star coins are about right!]

[Pfft, as a regular customer who has bought snacks from this store, I'd guess it's around five or six hundred star coins at most...]

For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room also began to guess a specific amount.

At this moment, Happy Bean had already opened 5 cartons by himself and placed all the various snacks inside on the workbench. He had filled the entire workbench so much that there was no empty space at all, and the snacks were piled high.

"Honestly, these are only around 500 Star Coins. Maybe it's because the new store is still having a promotion, so they're quite cheap right now." Happy Bean suddenly changed the phone. "But, they're cheap, but are these snacks any good? How do they compare to the snacks we're used to eating from big manufacturers? Are they worth the price? That's what we're going to be reviewing next!"

"Please give me a thumbs up, shall we continue?"

"Let's first try the best-selling products in the store!" Happy Bean quickly took out a red can and a blue can from the beverage box. The packaging looked simple and elegant.

"This is Coke and Sprite! I see many buyers say that its taste is quite unique. You need to get used to it when you first drink it." As soon as the pull ring of Happy Beans was opened, the sound of air exhaling scared everyone, followed by the sound of dense bubbles.

When it arrived, it was packed in an ice bag. The happy beans felt cold in the hand, and there was still dew on the wall of the can. It was very comfortable just to look at it.

"This is Sprite. Let me give you a taste first." The Happy Bean took it in his hand and looked left and right: "It's quite normal. The sound just now should be the normal sound made by carbonated drinks."

Although Happy Beans said this to his audience, it still felt a bit awkward.

I couldn't help but secretly say in my heart: "What the hell! What should I do if I don't want to try it?"

In the live broadcast, he smiled and tilted his head back to take a sip of the Sprite. As the cool liquid entered his mouth, it felt like countless tiny needles pricking the tip of his tongue. The strange feeling made him frown subconsciously.

He was chatting and laughing just now, but after taking a sip of the drink, he turned into this state. Even the old fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help but tease Happy Bean: [Big Bean, I think you can't get used to it, hahahaha!]

[Why not just not drink it? It's rare to see carbonated drinks made by major manufacturers. It's weird. I tried it once before and couldn't get used to it.]

【It seems that it won’t work! 】

Of course, Happy Bean had no time to go to the live broadcast room at the moment. The sip of Sprite just now unexpectedly stimulated him, and his endless desire to conquer emerged.

"Although it's a bit strange, it tastes okay?" He took a few more sips and gradually got used to it. Then he began to tell everyone about his experience just now.

“…”

"But what about those magical words everyone talks about? Why haven't I seen them?" Huanledou said this purely as a joke, a rather relaxed one. Soon, he started trying the spicy noodles from the Huaxia snack shop. Huanledou was one of those interstellar people who couldn't handle spicy food. So, he almost always had a few sips of Sprite or Coke after eating a different flavor of spicy noodles.

Soon, both cans were finished.

"Come to think of it, now I actually think it tastes pretty good? Audience, I'm drunk!" Happy Bean's cheeks turned red from the spiciness. He held the empty can, saying with a helpless smile.

He hissed from time to time, "No, no, no, I won't test the other spicy strips. As for the taste, they are all pretty good. If you can't handle spicy food like me, I recommend buying something that's not too spicy. I think this kind of spicy strip snack made with gluten is not bad as an afternoon snack. It's quite refreshing and appetizing."

[Hahahaha, Douda, you've been poisoned too! You just said it was weird, but now it tastes good?]

[Is it just the top? It makes me curious too! ]

[This spicy noodle is pretty good, but which store is it from? I'm so anxious. The UP host also gave me the link, so I accept it even if it's an advertisement.]

"Okay, for the sake of my stomach, I'll leave the review of these spicy strips for next time. Let's test the ice cream next."

In fact, as soon as these ice creams arrived, Huanledou wanted to try them, but considering his professional ethics, he also worked hard to test the drinks and spicy strips. The live broadcast effect was also very good. Up to now, more than half an hour has passed with people talking and laughing. The number of online viewers has also exceeded one million from the initial 300,000.

[Wow, I see ice cream! The ice cream I'm reviewing looks so simple, more like a popsicle than an ice cream!]

[The packaging is a bit crude, but it's interesting how they achieved this fame.]

What the hell are the Seven Dwarfs? But these mung bean and red bean popsicles really have a homely feel, like something our grandmas would make.

Of course, in the previous barrage, every time Happy Beans tried the food, the barrage that popped up was: "Magical text warning", "There is a new additional status", which were just jokes from some viewers who had watched China Snack Shop. Including Happy Beans himself, in order to make the live broadcast room more effective, every time before trying a new kind of snack, he would not forget to say this with a smile. This has already formed a tacit understanding with everyone in the live broadcast room.

But just as Happy Bean tore open the Watermelon Tongue Popsicle and put it in his mouth to taste it, the cool and slippery popsicle gave him a sense of amazement, and at the same time, a line of text appeared in front of his eyes.

[Item: Red Tongue Popsicle

Additional status: Detoxification +1]

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