What appeared in Lu Ban's hand was still a skull.
However, this skull is different from the last skull with a pointed chin and a weird shape. It is more human-like and has a normal shape.
Inside the skull, there is a pitch-black flame, which is definitely not the kind of flame that can be seen casually in reality. Compared with the pale skull, it creates a gloomy and eerie atmosphere.
Lu Ban held the skull in his hand and was about to crush it like last time, but when he looked at the rough and gray skull, he had an idea.
He stuck out his tongue.
A fine grinding feeling, like the end of a joint hidden beneath the cartilage of a chicken wing.
"It's no use."
Lu Ban came to this conclusion.
Then he exerted force with his hands and crushed the loose skull.
The gray dust and pure black flames turned into a deep and thick fog, which moved without wind and drilled into Lu Ban's ears, nose, and mouth.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw wet black hair shrinking back into the sewer drain like a worm.
Then, Lu Ban's eyes rolled back, no pupils could be seen, and his whole body began to twitch like a patient with epilepsy.
The mirror in the bathroom was shaking slightly, water was dripping from the faucet, and a dark shadow was floating outside the bathroom door.
Lu Ban felt like his brain was burning.
A kind of black flame rose from his spinal cord, and the pain was transmitted to his limbs through the nerves. Lu Ban felt as if there were countless bugs crawling, scratching, and gnawing inside his body. He subconsciously scratched his body with his hands, trying to expel the bugs under his skin.
The nails tore at the skin mercilessly, leaving streaks of blood that eventually turned into wounds. The scratches were shocking, and the blood vessels and muscles in the festering flesh were ruthlessly crushed.
Deep inside Lu Ban's brain, the part that controls human consciousness, was like being placed in an oven heated at 220 degrees, with an enticing burnt aroma emanating from the surface.
Black blood flowed out of his eyes, nose, mouth, and ears. His eyes without pupils were also covered with bloodshot and turned bright red.
Countless knowledge surged in Lu Ban’s mind.
This knowledge, composed of a language that Lu Ban could understand or not, and images that he could see clearly or not, was now appearing in every corner of the bathroom.
"...Even the most powerful wizard in the Gray Tower cannot bring the dead back to life!"
"...Pray to God. Only the Supreme One can save you..."
"...The Praying Wave Dance is a skill that has been passed down from generation to generation in their family. The Hai family relied on this skill to pray for fish for the people in Ku Shui Town and became a large family..."
"…They are like walking fish. No, they are fish…"
"…This house is very strange. It has been strange for decades. At night, people often hear some kind of roaring sound. It is the sound that does not belong to any kind of animal…"
"...There are more than just monsters hidden in the Black Forest. Some terrifying beings that have left their human identity are the biggest danger there..."
“…Eternal rest, Supreme Mother, eternal rest, Supreme Mother, eternal rest, Supreme Mother!!!”
Lu Ban arched his body backwards, with all the muscles tensed and stretched to the extreme. Then, he completely relaxed and collapsed to the ground. The blood from his facial features spread on the tiles of the bathroom and gradually flowed into the floor drain, entangled with his wet hair.
Just like that, Lu Ban didn't move at all, as if he was already dead. Only the imperceptible movement of his body proved that he was still alive.
Lu Ban in the mirror glanced at Lu Ban on the ground, and the water drops from the faucet turned into a thin stream.
The towels in the bathroom swirled without wind, and some strange noise filled the whole house.
Quack, quack, quack——
Like the bubbling sound after the throat is strangled, this crisp sound echoed in the bathroom.
Eight minutes later, something began to wriggle under Lu Ban's skin at the wound.
It was as if countless insects were filling the gap. New green grew and tender shoots covered the bloody scars, giving people hope of life.
Twenty minutes later, Lu Ban's body was covered with grass.
He was like a decayed corpse, occupied by wild plants, becoming a hotbed of vegetation and the most fertile soil.
At this time, the song of good luck rang out.
The phone on the sink vibrated and rang, echoing in the empty bathroom.
Hearing this sound, Lu Ban's body suddenly heaved violently.
"ha--"
He took a deep breath, and the pupils of his white eyes focused again.
Lu Ban slowly got up and looked at the grass all over his body.
The phone is still ringing.
He took the phone and saw that the caller ID was from his old squad leader Feng Yu.
"Hello?"
After picking up the phone, Lu Ban heard the voice on the other end.
"I saw your video and gave you a thumbs up. I didn't expect you to be so great now!"
That energetic and cheerful voice made the plants on Lu Ban's body sway.
"It's okay, it's okay. I looked at the reviews on [Do you understand?] and I'm just average."
Lu Ban saw that the grass and trees on his body gradually withered and died as he woke up, and the wounds where the grass and trees disappeared had gradually healed, and no traces of the hideous wounds could be found anymore.
Puff——
He heard a chuckle from the other end of the phone.
"[Do you understand?] A lot of the above is exaggerated. The video you made is already very good!"
Feng Yu's soft voice was simulated through the digital signal of the mobile phone.
"By the way, for those of you who do food shows, have you disinfected the food? I'm telling you, it's easy to get sick if you eat wild game. The ingredients in those food shows may look wild, but they're actually bought from the market. You should be careful."
"Oh well."
Listening to Feng Yu's nagging like an old mother, Lu Ban felt somewhat relieved.
"When are we going to have dinner together? I see you only release one video a month and you usually slack off. Don't you have time?"
Feng Yu invited again.
"Next time, definitely next time."
Lu Ban hasn’t set a time yet. He will be going to another world in a few days. If he sets a flag, won’t he be unable to come back?
After hanging up the phone, Lu Ban looked at the dust on the ground and reached out to touch it.
The ashes were like the debris left after burning grass and wood. Lu Ban flushed them with water and they piled up at the floor drain, blocking the sewer.
He took out his cell phone and asked again, "Do you understand?"
[What should I do if the ashes from burning things block the drain? 】
After washing off the remaining blood stains on his body with water, Lu Ban changed his clothes and returned to the bedroom. He saw that the question already had several answers. It was as if these people lived on the website and could see the answers whenever they asked a question.
[This is simple, just pour a little white vinegar]
[I am so angry. Why can’t we use aged vinegar? What is wrong with aged vinegar? 】
[Burning things at home? How much stuff do you have to burn to block the drain? Are you afraid you might burn someone? ]
[You are the one asking this question again. It was you who asked how to deal with blood clots in the drain last time. I advise you to surrender as soon as possible and try to get lenient treatment! ]
Lu Ban went to the kitchen and got a bottle of white vinegar that he rarely used, then went to the bathroom and was about to pour the vinegar in.
He saw the wet black hair shrink back from the drain, and the dust had completely disappeared.
After thinking about it, Lu Ban put down the white vinegar and poured some of his shampoo into it.