When he returned home, Lu Ban saw Leica waiting obediently at the door, sticking out her tongue, as if waiting to be praised.
Lu Ban patted the Corgi's head for a moment, then returned to his room and turned on the computer.
The Corgi caught up with Lu Ban and circled around his feet.
Lu Ban logged into the chat app and felt the friction of his heels. He looked down at the Corgi.
Leica was looking up, staring at Lu Ban with her eyes wide open, her tongue hanging out and breathing heavily.
Standing up, Lu Ban glanced at the bowl of dog food. There was still a lot of dog food in it, and there was also water in the pet drinking fountain. Logically, a dog like Laika would not lack food. If it was hungry, it would run out to find food by itself.
"You want to go to the bathroom?"
Lu Ban asked, generally speaking, dogs would be so close to their owners either because they have run out of food or they want to go out and play. Of course, depending on the time, they may also want to go to the toilet.
Laika is not a proper Corgi and actually doesn't need to go to the toilet. She just jumps downstairs to flirt with other dogs in the community and look at those pretty puppies.
Seeing that Laika was inexplicably excited, Lu Ban didn't care and let it run around. He opened the computer browser and checked the relevant reviews of "Jiuliu".
For example, on some movie rating websites, most of Lu Ban’s movies are rated around eight points. It’s not because people are very picky, but because Lu Ban’s ratings are very extreme.
Normal scoring will show a normal distribution with the roughly reasonable score of the movie as the center. For example, if a work gets six points, then the number of people who give it seven points and five points will be similar. Such scores follow an objective rule.
However, some movies are different. There are a lot of ones with points of one and ten, but very few in between, resulting in a strange score curve. These are usually the result of the work of professional internet trolls, either those who give high scores or those who give low scores.
Lu Ban is similar to this.
Many of his movies received a one-point rating.
These people are not all navy.
Some people were so scared that they gave it one star and angrily criticized it. Some were fans of actors or directors in other movies who were defeated by Lu Ban's movies and came to curse Lu Ban for ruining domestic movies.
In fact, the only movie that Lu Ban scored relatively well was "Spring Day Without a Fight", which received more than 500,000 full marks on a certain rating website. In a popular comment, it said, "I will definitely recommend such a good movie to everyone around me!"
Lu Ban browsed through the reviews and scores of "Jiuliu".
[A refreshing movie! Director Lu created a chaotic world full of talented people. Although the film is about the family disputes among these people, it actually reflects the ups and downs of the entire society. Moreover, this is a rare movie by Director Lu in which almost all the important characters survive to the end! Just for this reason, it deserves full marks! ]
【10 points】
[It looks like it is about people with extraordinary powers, but in fact, it represents the warriors of the entire era who are brave enough to sacrifice themselves and sacrifice their own families for the sake of everyone. Director Lu has always been a very humane director. Several of his works seem to be about those strange monsters from other worlds, but in fact, they are all about the good qualities that humans show in such situations. This movie is even more so! ]
【10 points】
[There is nothing wrong with the plot, but the pictures are too disgusting. When those bugs and elephants appeared, I almost vomited the plain chicken I had at noon. The evil god that was sealed at the end was also disgusting. To be honest, I doubt what Lu Ban's brain is made of. At least when it comes to hunting for novelty, he really grasped it.]
【8 points】
[I can't accept it! Why can these people in the movie survive! The situation they faced was obviously more dangerous than before, but these people were able to survive. The world where only Amber was injured was completed. I can't accept it! Lu Ban is a rubbish director! ]
【1 point】
[This movie is just OK, but the character played by Lu Ban himself died, which is worth a full score! Just kidding, this movie starts with the disputes among folk craftsmen, showing everyone's choices in troubled times, and using fantasy plots to reflect reality. Although there may not be any yin-yang eyes or corpse sewers in our world, these professions are the same for scholars and soldiers. I am glad that Lu Ban can return to his original intention and show the spirit of our people after making a movie that has left a name in film history and is popular all over the world! ]
【10 points】
[There is no big problem with this movie as a whole. I won't say much about the spiritual display and plot analysis. Lu Ban in the movie died a good death, which was very satisfying. There is another point that I don't know if everyone has noticed, that is, who is the original Xuanjun? Did you know that the shots of him in the movie are very blurry and his appearance cannot be seen clearly? I seriously suspect that this is an important character who has appeared before and may be involved in the subsequent plot! ]
【8 points】
Seeing this rating, Lu Ban remembered something and looked back at his own materials.
Indeed, although many scenes of ancestors appeared when the nine descendants inherited the position of Xuanjun and endured the pollution brought by the seal together, the appearance of the first generation of Xuanjun has always been blurry and unclear.
Of course, it is also possible that after such a long period of time, Xuanjun no longer has his own will and has become a conceptual product similar to a god, or he has combined with the strange things in this world and become a rule.
It is impossible to think that humanity can maintain its resistance against the seal of the Old Ones for thousands of years.
Lu Ban secretly took note of this doubt.
Getting up, Lu Ban started to make lunch.
Lu Ban made a few simple dishes and lived a healthy life. After lunch, he started cleaning.
In fact, Lu Ban didn't need to clean. There were so many people in the house that even bacteria were reluctant to come in, so cleaning was generally not necessary.
But he had developed a habit.
When mopping under the bed, Lu Ban suddenly felt a little sluggish.
Normally, the area under his bed was very clean and easy to get in and out with a mop, but now it was sticky, as if someone had poured Coke on it and dried it.
He pulled out the mop, held onto the edge of the bed, and looked under it.
There, on the originally spotless floor, there seemed to be a pool of grayish-white dried mucus.
"What's this?"
Lu Ban looked at the ball of dried mucus and had no idea where it came from.
“Ouch!”
At the side, Leica shouted happily, causing Lu Ban to look at it.
“Could it be…”
Lu Ban frowned, thought for a moment, and got the answer.
"You pooped under the bed?"
“Oh???”
Leica didn't understand and looked innocent.