"Name."
"Comrade police, we are all so familiar with each other, is it necessary?"
"Follow the rules, name."
"Lu Ban."
"gender."
"Let me think about it..."
"???"
He Youwu raised his head from the notes and looked at the director in front of him.
On the other side, his colleague Chen Danshen frowned slightly and then said.
"Director Lu, we know you've worked hard on your movie props, but this is a residential area after all. If you create an explosion like this, it will be difficult for us to deal with it."
"I'm sorry."
Lu Ban apologized sincerely.
Chen Danshen took a look at the on-site investigation report.
What exploded was a coffee table, the main material of which was a piece of glass and a metal stand, and there was also a glass cup.
Considering the special effects that often appear in Lu Ban's movies, the police thought it was common sense that Lu Ban was performing some new special effects.
After taking Lu Ban's statement, the two policemen let him leave. They checked the room again to make sure that nothing of Lu Ban's was left behind before sitting down side by side.
“Is this really a special effect?”
He Youwu carefully read Lu Ban's testimony. He said that he made an exploding cup and threw it at the coffee table, which exploded.
Judging from these statements alone, Lu Ban should indeed be researching props.
After all, neither the cup nor the coffee table is an explosive.
"We didn't find any smoke or gunpowder at the scene, let alone any traces of explosives like gunpowder. Are you saying that the cup exploded on its own and there was an explosion?"
Chen Danshen asked back with amusement.
"I don't know, but..."
He Youwu still felt that it didn't make sense.
"I heard that some directors, even if it is an explosion scene, will shoot it carefully, study what angle and what process can best present the visual effect, and even blow it up several times. Some directors strive for authenticity and must use real objects for shooting. If they say they want to blow up a car, they will blow up a real car. It seems that Director Lu is the same."
Chen Danshen explained with great experience.
"Besides, we've already warned him, and he won't do it again. We have to trust Director Lu."
"All right."
He Youwu seemed convinced and nodded.
Suddenly, He Youwu felt like there was something behind him.
He turned around quickly and saw Lu Ban standing there.
"When did you come?"
He Youwu asked hurriedly. He didn't even notice Lu Ban came into the interrogation room, and he didn't know where he heard the current news from.
For a moment, He Youwu felt a little scared. Fortunately, he and his colleagues had not said anything bad about Lu Ban or suspected Lu Ban, otherwise...
"I'm always here, police comrade."
Lu Ban said, putting another pen on the table.
"I accidentally took your pen just now, and I wanted to return it."
Chen Danshen looked at the pen. It was indeed the one he had used to sign for Lu Ban. How come he hadn't noticed it?
"Thank you."
He could only say thank you.
"Speaking of which, I learned some palm reading skills when I was filming a movie before. How about I show them to you two?"
Lu Ban said again.
He Youwu and Chen Danshen looked at each other and then answered.
“We don’t believe this.”
"It's okay, just let me practice."
Lu Ban insisted.
He Youwu thought it would be better to let Lu Ban take a look, so he stretched out his hand with his palm facing up.
Lu Ban took his hand and looked at it carefully.
At the same time, countless pieces of information popped up in He Youwu's palm.
Of course, Lu Ban didn't know anything about Feng Shui palmistry. He just took out a silver pen in his other hand and erased the words he had just written secretly.
[I can’t see Lu Ban behind me]
Afterwards, he briefly looked through some of He Youwu’s recent experiences and thoughts.
[My blind date hasn’t replied to my message for three days. Should I stop messaging her?]
[When I was eating fried noodles today, the boss lady of the fried noodles shop gave me three extra pieces of meat, it was really delicious]
[My mother asks me to go on blind dates every day. Do you understand free love? She doesn’t understand! ]
It seems that this policeman has been worried about his blind date recently.
Lu Ban thought about it and said.
"Some things cannot be forced, so it is better to go with the flow. You may find the beauty that has always existed around you. If you pay attention to your surroundings recently, there may be new opportunities."
After hearing what Lu Ban said, Chen Danshen didn't agree. This kind of statement was nothing more than a panacea. The listeners would apply it to things around them and finally think that the fortune teller was so accurate in predicting things, and it seemed that Lu Ban's skills were not that good.
“It seems to make sense.”
He Youwu nodded repeatedly and pondered secretly.
Chen Danshen sneered.
But he did not reject Lu Ban and still extended his hand.
Lu Ban followed suit, erasing what he had written first, and then looking through Chen Danshen's recent daily life.
[When will the renovation next door be finished? They start banging at 7am every morning. It’s so noisy! ]
[I've already told you that I don't like chicken wings but my wife keeps buying them. She won't tell me what to say]
[The idiot got bad grades on his exams again, and he came to me afraid of being scolded by his mom. This... makes it seem like I'm not afraid of being scolded by her.]
It seems that although these two people work together on a daily basis, they encounter completely different troubles.
Some people say that marriage is like a besieged city, people outside want to get in, and people inside want to get out.
It seems that happy people all look alike, but the troubles of troubled people are different.
Lu Ban thought about it and felt that it would be difficult for an honest judge to judge family affairs.
"You can try to communicate more with people around you and express your thoughts. Sometimes straightforward expression may be the simplest way. If you keep waiting for others to understand, the process may be long and painful."
After hearing Lu Ban's words, Chen Danshen, who had originally disapproved, also became serious.
He looked at Lu Ban with a serious expression.
"Then I'll leave first."
Lu Ban stood up and this time really left the interrogation room.
Chen Danshen and He Youwu, both of them looked like they had just been interrogated, sitting on their chairs, unable to utter a word.
After leaving the police station, Lu Ban first went to a nearby furniture store.
He had to buy a new coffee table and cups.
And his test has almost come to a conclusion.
The properties of the object itself cannot be changed, and when there is an irreconcilable contradiction between your own description and the description of the object itself, it will operate according to its own properties.
For example, a piece of stone is originally solid, and Lu Ban writes [This is **], then the stone will still appear in the solid mode and will not suddenly flow all over the ground.
Unless Lu Ban took advantage of the language relationships in these explanatory texts and naturally inserted some non-incompatible descriptions into them.
Thinking of this, Lu Ban had an idea. He walked back to the community, but instead of going home, he knocked on Qin Tiantian's door.