87? A hilarious TV cameo



87 A hilarious TV cameo

Song Qixian returned to his normal pace and began to busy himself with his work.

Although many fans are calling for Kaleido to return soon, Song Qixian has not received any notification of his return.

While his teammates began to take vacations one after another, Song Qixian was thinking about his next drama.

He read the script of the first four episodes of "Good and Evil" several times, but still couldn't grasp the character of the male protagonist, so he put the show aside for the time being.

Before he found his next acting role, the actor department of M agency gave him a task: to guest star in the TV series "Korean Wave Superstar" and play Kaleido Song Qixian in his true colors.

"Korean Wave Superstar" is a TV series invested and produced by Sunny, the largest daily chemical brand in South Korea. The protagonist grows from a small person to a business card of South Korea to the world.

The Sunny brand has cooperated with many entertainment companies, so it is natural for it to invite some famous idol actors to make guest appearances to attract audiences.

In addition to himself, Song Qixian knew that all the members of his senior group G-girls from M Company had also been invited. "Korean Wave Superstar" had invited many first- and second-tier boy and girl groups from the second, third, fourth and fifth generations. Currently, only Super from AHE and Kaleido from M Company had been invited from the sixth generation.

Song Qixian's role was very simple. He had just finished filming and passed by the protagonist who was eating fried noodles on the roadside and waiting to be an extra. He enlightened the protagonist who was undergoing hardships in the way of a life mentor.

Song Qixian found the script a little funny after reading it. What does "as long as you keep persisting, you will definitely grow into a big star like me who everyone pays attention to" mean?

This line sounds like he's showing off his accomplishments to the main character. Who would encourage a younger generation and then boast like that? Is he sure he's not a celebrity with an overly superior complex?

Song Qixian realized the crew was unreliable, so after some thought, he took the script and offered his suggestions. Fortunately, the screenwriter made a quick change, and his suggestions were not in vain.

This was Song Qixian's first time experiencing such a crew, and there was a sense of unreliability from top to bottom.

On the day of filming, Song Qixian arrived early. His assistant told him he could arrive before 9 a.m., so he arrived 20 minutes early. Then, after he finished his makeup and makeup, he waited for over an hour before the director and assistant director finally arrived.

It was already 10:40.

The male lead is said to be a very young actor, but Song Qixian checked his resume and found that he is already 25 years old. He has been appearing on major TV stations as an advertising star. "Korean Wave Superstar" is his first filming since his debut and also his first time as the male lead.

After watching it, Song Qixian secretly prayed, hoping that the other party was a rare genius and that he could finish filming his part smoothly.

Unfortunately, God did not hear Song Qixian’s prayers.

As a big star both on and off the screen, Song Qixian's makeup is gorgeous. (P.S.: To reflect his celebrity status.)

But what’s a bit difficult is that summer isn’t over yet, but they have to shoot winter scenes. So in order to create a winter atmosphere, Song Qixian needs to wear a handsome windbreaker and a cashmere scarf.

Song Qixian: …

I was sweating all over my forehead before the shooting even started.

Although the male protagonist is polite, he always seems to be posing during filming. Even when Song Qixian simply reacts to him after he tells him the truth about life, his eyes look dull and lifeless.

It was the first time that Song Qixian felt that filming was so long. He felt dizzy and wondered if he had heatstroke.

By 3 p.m., the less than ten-minute scene was finally finished. Everyone on the crew was starving. Song Qixian immediately took off his sweat-soaked coat and cashmere scarf.

Although he felt sorry for the staff behind the scenes, he really couldn't control his physiological reaction of sweating.

A few months later, Song Qixian casually asked Shen Minghe if he had watched a drama - "Korean Wave Superstar".

Unexpectedly, Shen Minghe happily replied: "Look, there are so many videos complaining about this online. Brother, when will you also guest star in this drama?"

Song Qixian: …

Song Qixian felt something was wrong, and sure enough, big data first gave him the cut of the segment where he made a guest appearance.

In previous dramas and films, Song Qixian has either collaborated with famous or renowned directors whose crews were all very experienced, or with open-minded young directors whose crews, though not so mature, would make many arrangements in the later stages.

So Song Qixian knew for the first time that there was a crew that could film his sweat-stained forehead so clearly!

I don’t know whether he is handsome or not, but he definitely doesn’t look like a “big star that everyone is paying attention to”.

The comments below were all hahaha, and Song Qixian seemed to think that he was making a guest appearance in a comedy.

This is obviously an inspirational film...

From the time he appeared to the end, in just ten minutes of the plot, Song Qixian saw shots of himself from the front, side, top and bottom. It didn't seem to show his handsomeness, but more like showing a nude model.

The editing is also very confusing, sometimes cutting to the male protagonist, letting the audience see his expressionless face, and sometimes cutting to Song Qixian's face with his makeup ruined by sweat, which makes people feel miserable.

It doesn't seem like a big star counseling his junior, but more like two patients discussing their illnesses.

Song Qixian has always been reluctant to use the word "bad" to describe a drama, because he always believes that no matter whether the drama is good or bad, it is the hard work of the director, the actors in front of the stage and the staff behind the scenes.

But to say that this drama is the product of hard work seems to be an insult to the word hard work.

Song Qixian couldn't help but search for the drama on the forum and found that the director said in an interview that his editing inspiration for the drama was based on the editing style of a well-known Chinese director.

I looked through the comment section again and found that Koreans were all cursing.

I thought it was a good drama with a lot of idols in it, but it turned out to be a bunch of fancy-packaged shit.

I've seen this Chinese director's films, and I didn't find the plot jumps confusing at all.

"Get out of the entertainment industry, I can't understand how someone like him can film a TV series in Korea, a country that exports Korean dramas to the world."

[It's so embarrassing. My foreign friend saw this drama and asked me if this is the kind of drama my country likes to make.]

How on earth did the male lead, with his idiotic acting, manage to get the lead role? He's so dumb and stupid, like an uncivilized monkey. Can connections become Korea's global brand?

I felt really bad for our Qixian after watching this. This is the first time he's filmed a bad drama since his debut. It's a shame for his excellent acting skills. I have a feeling his cut will become fodder for his haters.

When a fan mentioned his name, Song Qixian took a deep breath and refused the third time.

Please don't mention my name in any context related to this drama! I was just a cameo! I was just passing through! I only had a ten-minute scene! It had nothing to do with me!

Unfortunately, God did not hear his prayers this time.

Song Qixian inexplicably became a hot topic.

#Feeling sorry for Qixian#

Main post: Actor Song, who has been diligent and hardworking since his debut and has always brought us a sense of freshness every time he appears, was forced by the company to make a guest appearance as the big star Song Qixian who has the same name as him.

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Today, it is also the unfortunate Qixian who has worked hard to bring us good works.

1L: Who can understand how I felt ten minutes after I turned on the show after knowing that Qixian was going to guest star in "Korean Wave Superstar"?

2L: That’s very bad.

3L: Damn! This is the first time our Qixian has been filmed looking so ugly! Can the Korean government ban this drama from the market?

6L: Although both are ten minutes long, there is a world of difference between the ten minutes of "Revenge" and the ten minutes of "Korean Wave Superstar".

8L: My eyes are blinded. It’s the first time I find it so hard to watch a drama starring Qixian.

10L: I’m a little disappointed. I thought Qixian wouldn’t act in a bad drama, but I didn’t expect that he doesn’t care about his reputation.

11L: Reply to 10L: He's just a guest star! This drama has nothing to do with him! Besides, the company asked him to take this role!

12L: Reply to 10L: Yeah, since you are a fan of Qixian, shouldn't you protect him well? He is just a guest star and cannot determine the quality of this drama.

14L: Didn't the Sunny Entertainment staff review this drama? Why did they allow it to be released? Korean dramas are unique in the world. It would be a shame to ruin their reputation like this.

A Chinese forum

"Korean Wave Superstar" is probably the Koreans' fantasy of the world.

Main post: The male lead has a typical Korean male appearance, with an undeveloped brain and underdeveloped cerebellum, yet he's actually made it to the world? And even walked on the Oscar podium? It reminds me of that drama where they fantasized about being the first Asians to land on Mars. Thankfully, the famous actors in this drama are all idol cameos, and the male lead and supporting actors are all 18th-tier actors.

1L: u1s1Their films are pretty good and have even been nominated for Oscars.

3L: When Koreans think, God laughs. How can such a person become the most famous actor in the world? True to being Korean.

6L: I feel like in recent years there have been a lot of dramas that make people suspect money laundering. People with connections don’t even act anymore and just go on stage.

7L: I’m curious about what Koreans think of this drama.

8L: What do you think? Not really. Koreans are also criticizing it online. There are so many viral posts about this drama.

9L: hhh I am different from you guys, I think it is a great video to watch while eating, it can really suppress appetite.

13L: Yes, I vomited it out before I even ate it. The main purpose was to lose weight.

15L: I haven’t seen it. Is it that exaggerated?

17L: Reply to 15L: I recommend you to watch the analysis video of Tucao Superman on Bilibili, it really writes out all the funny points.

18L: Reply to 15L: It's really exaggerated. You'll know after watching it for ten minutes. Not only is the plot exaggerated, the editing is terrible, and the acting is terrible, in short, it's a drama that is 365 degrees bad, comparable to "Dream of Show Business".

Song Qixian has had a dark history since then. In the following decades, whenever someone mentioned that he never acted in bad dramas, someone would bring up this drama, and then "Korean Wave Superstar" would update his rating year by year, getting lower and lower.

Until the end, Song Qixian truly stood at the top of the world's actors. Some people brought out this drama and jokingly said that he was the superstar in "Korean Wave Superstar".

As for Song Qixian himself, his attitude towards this drama is to ignore it and not respond.

It was from this drama that he realized how terrible a bad drama can be.

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