Chapter 80 Crazy Day 80 Lu Xingjian is my boyfriend
Chapter 80
Lu Xingjian was pushed forward by Xu Xiaonian, like a huge tree used to knock down city gates in ancient times, knocking away Tan Mo and Qin Xiao, and Qin Xiao was even knocked into his men.
Xu Xiaonian covered her mouth embarrassedly, "I just pushed gently, not hard."
Nangong Lie glanced at Lu Xingjian sideways. Who knows if this guy did it on purpose by borrowing Xu Xianian's power.
He deliberately pulled Xu Xiaonian away to prevent these people from fighting and accidentally injuring them.
Qin Xiao's sunglasses couldn't hold up anymore, so he took them off, revealing hawk-like eyes. His fierce gaze swept across Lu Xingjian's face and landed on Tan Mo. "You have a boyfriend? The old lady never mentioned it."
This is a really tricky question, and no matter how Tan Mo answers it, it's not the right one.
If she said no, she would have to find another way to get close to Qin Xiao, and how to get close to him would be even more of a headache.
If you say no, will you really get married with Qin Xiao?
That Lu Xingjian... Tan Mo secretly glanced at the person in front of her, but she didn't expect that Lu Xingjian was still looking at her. There seemed to be confusion, pain and silence in his broken light-colored eyes.
He suddenly looked away, and Tan Mo was dazzled and thought she had seen it wrong.
Tan Mo didn't reply for a moment. Xu Xiaonian asked, "You keep saying 'old lady, old lady'. Who is this old lady?"
Tan Mo actually wasn't quite sure either. She didn't seem to have met such a character since she entered the book.
Qin Xiao said, "It was the old lady she helped cross the street yesterday."
Tan Mo suddenly realized.
I never thought that when I went out to look for gossip yesterday, I simply helped an old lady cross the street, and then chatted for a few minutes, and I was involved in such a thing.
I also didn't expect that this old lady was not a simple person, but a heavyweight old lady who could influence the big boss.
To facilitate follow-up contact, Tan Mo said, "Take me to meet your old lady and learn about the situation. I can't just marry someone without knowing anything."
After saying that, she glanced at Lu Xingjian guiltily. She had clearly agreed to marry him for money just a second ago.
Lu Xingjian looked straight ahead, unmoved.
Old Mrs. Qin had kind eyes and thick white hair. She wore gold-rimmed reading glasses on her nose with the two temples hanging down.
When Tan Mo and the others arrived, she was sitting and watching Huangmei Opera on TV.
A large crowd of people was coming towards her. The old lady couldn't help but notice it. She glanced at her and criticized, "Xiao'er, I told you a long time ago, don't bring so many people in and out, otherwise people will mistakenly think you are a gangster. How ugly."
Tan Mo thought: "Do you still want to mistake it? Isn't your family like this?"
When Mrs. Qin saw Tan Mo beside Qin Xiao, she stood up excitedly, "Ms. Tan, you're here too? Have you two got your marriage certificate?"
Tan Mo complained to the system in her mind, "To be honest, this old lady is a little crazy."
"I only met her once and chatted for a few minutes, and she asked her grandson to marry me. No matter how you look at it, she's crazy."
System: "You don't understand this. This is actually a common cliché in romance novels: marriage first, love later."
"Two strangers from different social backgrounds suddenly get married and sleep together, you have to find a reason. Don't overdo it if there's a grandmother suddenly finding a girl for her grandson to marry, a son marrying a girl according to a childhood engagement arranged by both parents, or a woman marrying a strange man to pay off a debt."
"Readers really like this. It works."
Tan Mo searched through all the romance novels she had read over the years, but was speechless.
Just as Tan Mo was about to answer Old Lady Qin, Lu Xingjian, in a businesslike manner, spoke on Tan Mo's behalf, saying, "There's no such thing as a marriage certificate. Our President Tan is here to verify the facts with you."
Tan Mo thought: This guy is indeed more useful as her assistant than Nangong Lie.
Old Lady Qin was puzzled: "Who is this?"
"You're still asking," Qin Xiao said patiently, "This is the boyfriend of the so-called good woman you recommended for marriage. You didn't even verify such important information, and you let me marry him."
"You want your grandson to be a mistress?"
This incident made Old Lady Qin a little embarrassed. "When I asked yesterday, Xiao Tan said no."
Tan Mo did say that because she really didn't have a boyfriend.
But after glancing at Lu Xingjian's gloomy face, he said, "At that time, you and I were still strangers. I asked such a private question casually."
Old Lady Qin confirmed again, "Do you mean to say that he is really your boyfriend?"
Tan Mo was depressed. Did he really have to explain it in such detail?
She also didn't want to take the initiative to admit her relationship with Lu Xingjian.
Tan Mo saw that she couldn't fool him, so she stammered, "I...we...he..."
"Why are you shy again?" Lu Xingjian stepped forward and stood in front of Tan Mo. "Mrs. Qin, I'm sorry. Mr. Tan and I have only been in a relationship for over a month. I'm embarrassed to make it public."
Because of the loss of collagen, Mrs. Qin still had a pair of bright eyes in her sunken eye sockets. She smiled and looked at the young man in front of her.
Then he turned his gaze to Tan Mo, "Is what he said true?"
Tan Mo was stunned for a moment, "Is... is it true..."
"I don't believe it."
Tan Mo: What's there to believe or not believe? Do I need to prove it to you?
"Then prove it to me."
Tan Mo:?
"Why don't you sleep in our Qin's house and sleep on the same bed? Only then will I believe it."
Not only Tan Mo and Lu Xingjian were stunned, but even Qin Xiao was shocked. He dragged his voice and said speechlessly: "Grandma, do you know what you are saying?"
"If they slept together, it proves they are a real couple. If they didn't, you want me to marry this woman. What do you think of me?"
"That's right." Erliuzi said, "How can our brother Xiao survive in the underworld in the future? He said he can't even find a woman to marry."
The brothers behind him burst into laughter in the hall.
Tan Mo was baffled: "Where's the joke? What's so funny? Men are really weird."
Qin Xiao seemed to have heard a great humiliation, "Enough!"
The brothers behind him were silent.
Qin Xiao said to the old lady, "You just don't approve of Xiang Nuan and want to force me to marry another woman, right? There's no need to use this method."
Old Lady Qin: "I force you? If you really like Xiang Nuan, will you agree to do what I say?"
"Don't think I can't see that you're arguing with this woman and using me as a shield. You're just listening to me obediently now, but that's just a way to piss this woman off!"
Old Lady Qin was also angry. She waved her hands at Tan Mo impatiently and said, "I'm sorry, Miss Tan, since you don't want to prove it, please go back."
Tan Mo was a little anxious, scratching her head, wondering where her 100 million was!
Where can I find such a big sucker?
Seeing that Old Lady Qin was driving the guests away, Tan Mo said urgently, "No, I can prove it!"
Lu Xingjian raised his head and gave her a strange look.
*
Tan Mo felt that Lu Xingjian's attitude towards her had changed.
He gets angry and loses his temper.
At night, after finishing her work, Tan Mo returned to the room allocated to her by the old lady of the Qin family.
The Qin family was quite generous. This room was quite spacious and had a separate bathroom. It was smaller than her room in Rose Manor, but it only had one bed.
Lu Xingjian was already lying on the bed with his eyes closed.
Tan Mo paced around the room in annoyance, often staring at the double bed, then sighed and continued to pace.
Finally, unable to bear it any longer, he walked to the bed and said, "Get up and let me sleep for a while."
Lu Xingjian closed his eyes and just said, "No."
Tan Mo was stunned by Lu Xingjian's rejection. This was the first time Lu Xingjian rejected her request.
Tan Mo: "What's wrong with you? Are your subordinates refusing to lead?"
Lu Xingjian opened his eyes and said expressionlessly, "But you told me a few days ago to find a job on my own and display my talents. How can I still be considered your subordinate?"
Tan Mo: ...
I'm speechless. What's the difference between this and shooting oneself in the foot?
Tan Mo held her breath in her mouth, feeling sullen. After a while, seeing that Lu Xingjian was still motionless, she softened her tone and said, "We two are sleeping together in the room, so we have to arrange the seats properly."
"How about I take the bed for the first half of the night and you take the second half?"
They used to sleep in the same rental house, but Tan Mo slept on the bed and Lu Xingjian slept on the floor. Now they sleep on the same set of bedding without any awkwardness between men and women.
It means that under the eyes of outsiders, various tools cannot be moved from outside to make sleeping on the floor more comfortable.
That's why Tan Mo didn't want to sleep on the floor all night.
She couldn't even imagine how uncomfortable her waist would be the next day if she slept on the floor all night.
Unexpectedly, Lu Xingjian still said, "No. I won't sleep on the floor. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't live in this psychopathic family."
When I heard it, I realized that what he said was absolutely correct and there was nothing to criticize, but I was still furious.
Tan Mo was a little annoyed and no longer cared about the distinction between men and women.
She sat down on the bed and nudged Lu Xingjian with her butt. Seeing that she had made enough space on the edge of the bed for half of her body to sleep, she lay down.
My heart was full of bad things about Lu Xingjian.
The two lay back to back, neither of them speaking.
Gradually, Tan Mo calmed down.
As soon as she felt the soothing warmth and skin on her back, her heart began to beat like a numbing itch and she became as stiff as a stone, not daring to move.
I thought: It’s better not to calm down.
Just when I calmed myself down, my thoughts drifted off again.
Tan Mo felt that Lu Xingjian's skin temperature was lower than hers, slightly cooler. His skin was so soft. Was it natural? Or did he do some kind of maintenance?
She has been a solo mother for 25 years, and this is the first time she has been so close to a man in the test.
Is this considered skin contact?
When she thought of this word, Tan Mo couldn't help but tremble all over.
I cursed myself in my heart for not living up to my expectations.
Then he mentally slapped himself: Tan Mo, wake up, is now the time to let your imagination run wild?!
So she forced herself to think about business to ignore the heat behind her.
According to the information revealed by the system and the information she has collected now, Tan Mo is now meeting the male protagonist Qin Xiao in "One Birth, Seven Treasures: Mr. Xiao, Please Be Gentle on Your Torture".
His grandfather was a small-time gangster who had little education. He joined a gang when he was a teenager and later made a fortune through shady business.
Probably because their grandfather became rich without any education, the Qin family did not pay much attention to their children's education. They thought it made no difference whether they went to school or not, as they had to come back and take over the family business.
Therefore, Qin Xiao graduated from high school and obtained a high school diploma, which was considered a high level of education in the Qin family.
Thinking of this, Tan Mo couldn't help but complain to the system, "That's not right. I remember that gang-related/slanderous articles were banned online a long time ago. Mrs. Shuizhuwanzi writes like this, isn't she afraid of being arrested?" The system said: "Old, old, do you know what old means? Old means before the Internet was cleaned up. Old means that people don't care about food or meat, and they write whatever is explosive and eye-catching."
"And to be honest, this book, 'One Child, Seven Treasures: Lord Xiao, Please Be Gentle on the Torture', is full of abusive love, a white moonlight stand-in, gangs, chasing wives to the crematorium, running off with the ball, cute kids, mature men and women arguing, heart-ripping, hanging on city walls, kidnapping..."
"Wait..." Tan Mo realized that something was wrong. "Is this a romance novel or a suspense thriller?"
The system chuckled, "Anyway, it combines all the elements of romance novels of the time. It's Mrs. Shuizhuwanzi's masterpiece."
Tan Mo complained: "No wonder readers are so angry about Qin Xiao being sent to jail."
"The whole thing is a walking Criminal Code."
After sorting out the details about the male protagonist Qin Xiao, Tan Mo went to sort out the details about the female protagonist Xiang Nuan.
Xiang Nuan was not so explosive, she was taking a revenge script.
She had a first love in high school, but he died in a car accident the night before the college entrance examination. Xiang Nuan never forgot this first love, and when she met Qin Xiao in college, she found that Qin Xiao had the same eyes as her first love.
So Xiang Nuan deliberately approached Qin Xiao and used him as a substitute. The mature man and the mature woman were passionate and passionate, playing the Ansai waist drum every day, and it was out of control.
Later, Xiang Nuan accidentally learned that her first love was killed by Qin Xiao's father, so she put this hatred on Qin Xiao.
After thinking about this, Tan Mo said: ...It is indeed a sadistic and melodramatic love story.
But Xiang Nuan was just a college student at that time, so how could they be so passionate about each other as a mature man and a mature woman?
And Ansai Waist Drum, is that what she meant?
Tan Mo immediately thought of the internet meme about Ansai waist drum, and her thoughts went astray.
How do they play the Ansai waist drum?
Tan Mo's mind was full of yellow bubbles. She didn't know what she was thinking about behind her. Her face turned red. She wanted to raise her hand to fan her face, but when she raised it, she touched Lu Xingjian's exposed skin.
She seemed to be scalded by boiling water, and Tan Mo quickly opened her eyes.
Their backs pressed against each other, and the uneasy warmth that made her feel uneasy came over her again.
Whether you move forward or backward, it seems to tell the other person that you feel uncomfortable.
Tan Mo thought about it and turned over. It would be okay for her to face Lu Xingjian's back, right?
Who knew that when she turned around, she was facing Lu Xingjian's Japanese-style pale face. Tan Mo was so shocked that she almost exploded from the bed and backed away.
"Be careful." Lu Xingjian quickly grabbed Tan Mo's arm.
After An An lay down, their eyes met.
The ambiguous feeling of rising temperature was really unbearable for Tan Mo, not to mention that her mind was full of pornographic garbage, her whole body was hot, and her eyes quickly looked behind Lu Xingjian.
I should say something.
"you……"
"you……"
As soon as she opened her mouth, she realized that Lu Xingjian had said the same thing to her.
Tan Mo didn't know what to do with her hands.
Lu Xingjian cleared his throat, stood up from the bed, picked up his pillow and said, "I'm going to sleep on the floor."
The Qin family originally wanted to test whether they were a real couple. Lu Xingjian searched the entire house and only found a thin blanket.
Tan Mo still had her back to Lu Xingjian. When she heard the rustling sound of Lu Xingjian making the bed and his sighs, a smile unconsciously appeared on her face.
When their eyes met just now, Lu Xingjian seemed very uncomfortable and his face turned red.
It seems that he is not much better than her.
And he offered to sleep on the floor, as if to signify her victory.
The smile on Tan Mo's face deepened.
Lu Xingjian was lying on the ground, using the quilt as a mat, so naturally he had nothing to cover himself with.
He folded his hands under his head, thinking only of the sweet fragrance that had just suffused Tan Mo's body.
It was so close that he could even feel the elasticity of Tan Mo's skin.
Even with the cool breeze from the air conditioner blowing on his body, he still felt hot and uncomfortable.
Tan Mo couldn't help but speak up, "Lu Xingjian, are you asleep?"
"No." Lu Xingjian's tone softened.
Tan Mo: "Don't worry, I keep my word. If you wake me up in the middle of the night, I'll take your place."
He even needed to wake her up to change shifts. Was he really sincere about doing so?
Lu Xingjian curled up the corners of his mouth, and it was obvious that he was in a much better mood.
Just as he was about to speak, someone knocked twice.
Tan Mo immediately sat up, winked at Lu Xingjian, and called out to the door, "Who is it?"
Lu Xingjian immediately rolled up his bedding and tiptoed to bed.
The person outside the house: "I, Qin Xiao."
"Is there anything wrong?" In order to speed up, Tan Mo asked while pulling Lu Xingjian up.
But when it comes to doing something with a guilty conscience, the more anxious you are, the more likely it is to go wrong.
Lu Xingjian's foot accidentally stepped on the quilt wrapped in his arms, and under Tan Mo's pull, his upper body fell directly onto the bed.
My chin hit something hard.
Lu Xingjian's face wrinkled in pain, but he supported himself on the bed with one hand, and heard Tan Mo's hissing sound of pain in his ears.
It was clearly him who fell, why was she in pain?
Lu Xingjian opened his eyes and found that Tan Mo was being pressed under him.
"Can't you be gentler? You knocked my teeth." Tan Mo slowly opened her eyes and met Lu Xingjian's eyes, only then did she realize that something was wrong.
The postures of the two people are somewhat suggestive.
Tan Mo pretended to be calm and said, "Can't you get up now?"
Just as Lu Xingjian was in a daze, the knock on the door sounded again.
"What happened?" Qin Xiao asked, "Why is there such a big commotion?"
Lu Xingjian stepped over Tan Mo, and Tan Mo stood up to open the door.
Qin Xiao took advantage of the open door and looked inside.
The quilt was messy, Lu Xingjian was rubbing his chin, the blush on his face had not completely faded, and his clothes were wrinkled in an inappropriate manner.
In addition to what I heard intermittently just now, "Be gentle" and "Get out of the way".
Qin Xiao was certain that these two people were probably doing something shady.
The old lady's purpose of asking him to come over was achieved.
Qin Xiao blew a loud whistle, "I've already knocked on the door, why are you making such a fuss?"
Tan Mo crossed her arms, "No one is having a big game like you, what's the matter?"
"What a pity, you really suit my taste." Qin Xiao said, "I came here to pass on a message for the old lady. Do you want some midnight snack?"
Tan Mo smiled cunningly: "The old lady asked you to come and test the waters, right?"
Qin Xiao didn't comment, and said bluntly: "Actually, the old lady asked me to bring you some midnight snacks, but I refused."
Lu Xingjian sat on the bed, looking over from time to time, wondering why Qin Xiao was so annoying. He always stood there, not even noticing that he was annoying.
Suddenly, there were hurried footsteps approaching this side. Tan Mo and Qin Xiao heard the sound and looked over together. It was Qin Xiao's subordinate, Erliuzi.
Erliuzi gasped and said, "Oh no, oh no, Master Xiao, your wife has been hanging on the city wall for three days."
Master Xiao snorted coldly, "Madam, do you know you are wrong?"
"No," said Erliuzi, "Madam has turned into a rain man."
As if to verify what Erliuzi said, a flash of lightning appeared outside the window in the corridor, followed by a rumbling thunder, and the rain became heavier.
Tan Mo was confused. She didn't expect that the Qin Mansion was so big and even had city walls.
Qin Xiao's face was as gloomy as the weather outside. He turned around and left without saying a word.
Tan Mo smelled the scent of impending storm.
Seeing her about to leave, Lu Xingjian asked, confused, "Where are you going? Aren't you coming back to sleep?"
Tan Mo was so excited that she didn't hear the second half of the sentence.
She turned around and said with a smile: "Let's go see a good show."
It was raining heavily outside. Tan Mo followed the people into the yard. The heavy rain fell like a dazzling silver edge.
It turned out that the city wall they were talking about was something like a screen wall, and all they saw was a white figure hanging on the screen wall.
The rain blurred her vision and Tan Mo could not see clearly.
Qin Xiao was already walking over with an umbrella held by someone.
In order to watch the show, Tan Mo picked up an umbrella and followed them regardless of the heavy rain.
Before Lu Xingjian could even finish a fluent sentence, he disappeared.
Xiang Nuan was hung on the screen wall, her white skirt wet by the rain and sticking tightly to her body.
In Tan Mo's eyes, Xiang Nuan seemed like a salted fish on a chopping board.
She thought so and said so. When Qin Xiao heard the word "salted fish", he glared at Tan Mo fiercely.
Qin Xiao raised his eyes and said to Xiang Nuan, "The rain is so heavy. As long as you forget your first love, I will let you go."
Xiang Nuan raised her eyelids and said with the remaining strength, "Don't even think about it."
Qin Xiao's face became even uglier.
Tan Mo and Lu Xingjian complained: "Don't you think this is torture? If you don't know, you might think it's an interrogation of a criminal, but this is the result!"
"That's because you don't understand." Erliuzi said, "Three days ago, our Lord Xiao found out that Madam had a childhood sweetheart, and Lord Xiao even caught Madam worshipping her first love and burning paper money."
"Isn't this normal?"
At the same time, Tan Mo thought that the plot had reached the point where the hero discovered that the heroine had a first love.
"What's normal about that?" Erliuzi said indignantly, "In our village, only very close relatives would worship on Qingming Festival."
"Like Madam." Er Liuzi glanced at Qin Xiao fearfully, "Only a wife would do this to her husband."
Tan Mo frowned and said speechlessly, "That shows that your village is very backward. You didn't even know about the founding of the People's Republic of China."
Erliuzi was secretly shocked. He really didn't know. This woman, who only graduated from elementary school, knew so much.
Tan Mo added: "Their first love has died. In our country, we don't have the idea that 'only wives can worship their husbands.'"
"What are you still arguing about? Let them come down quickly."
Erliuzi said on Qin Xiao's behalf: "Master Xiao originally wanted Madam to come down, but Madam herself didn't want to come down."
Qin Xiao instructed Tan Mo: "Go and carry her down."
Tan Mo straightened the corners of her mouth in disgust. Wasn't this returning to the time when she was a resentful assistant?
Before she could speak, Lu Xingjian spoke first: "This is your wife, not Mr. Tan's wife. What right do you have to order our Mr. Tan around?"
that is.
Tan Mo approved in her heart.
It was raining so hard that even if someone held an umbrella, they would get wet themselves if they carried a soaking wet person down.
Looking at Erliuzi again, he saw that after holding an umbrella for Qin Xiao, he himself was unable to shelter from the rain and was soaked all over.
Poor workers.
Hearing that Qin Xiao was reluctant to let her get wet in the rain, Xiang Nuan, who was hanging on the city wall, actually felt a strange sense of victory.
He really couldn't bear to let her suffer.
Thinking of this, Xiang Nuan straightened his neck even more.
Erliuzi helped his master solve the problem and said, "How about I go and carry the lady down."
Qin Xiao frowned: "You are a man! Hugging my wife in front of me?"
The two six pieces of silk were shaken like sieve chaff.
Tan Mo: ...
She poked Lu Xingjian and said, "Someone even more crazy than your father has appeared."
Lu Xingjian: ...
I stood there for a long time but didn't see anything fun to do.
Tan Mo noticed the mood of the crazy husband and wife on the system panel and fearlessly added fuel to the fire by asking, "You regard your wife's chastity as so important."
"What about you?"
"Is this for my wife's use, or is it for public use?" Tan Mo looked down at Qin Xiao meaningfully.
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