Chapter 81: Going Crazy, Day 81: Is this specifically for her or...
Chapter 81
Lu Xingjian knew that Tan Mo was a bit of a talker and a bit of a middle school student, but he didn't expect her to be so talker and middle school student.
I opened my mouth, but didn't know what to say.
Er Liuzi was very proud after hearing this. "You look down on our Master Xiao too much. Before Madam, there was no woman our Master Xiao couldn't get. One a day!"
Tan Mo: "So?"
Erliuzi: "Of course it's for public use, it's battle-hardened!"
Eh~ Tan Mo felt disgusted in her heart. No wonder the task assigned by the reader was to put Qin Xiao in jail.
What a dirty man.
Lu Xingjian cursed: "Shameless!"
Leading Mr. Tan astray!
No wonder Tan Mo could ask such a question in front of so many people.
It’s all Qin Xiao’s fault!
"Who are you calling shameless?" Qin Xiao's face darkened.
Tan Mo has already heard the reward value given by the system. With a little stimulation, it turned out to be 300,000!
He is indeed the target person she has been looking for for a long time.
Tan Mo asked this because she wanted Xiang Nuan to understand how hypocritical this man was, and she'd better stay away from this dirty man after listening to him.
Tan Mo said to Xiang Nuan, "Did you hear that? Can you come down now?"
Unexpectedly, Xiang Nuan kicked her feet in anger, swaying like a branch bent by heavy fruits. Tan Mo was worried that her arm would be torn off her body.
That kind of bloody scene is scary just thinking about it.
"You still want me to come down? Forget it in this life!"
"Qin Xiao, I will curse you with my blood and my life for eternity! I will make you remember me for the rest of your life!"
Xiang Nuan shook even more violently.
Tan Mo: ...No, sister, you...
Lu Xingjian said lazily, "Let's go. It looks like this crazy couple is still arguing."
He was allergic to this kind of crazy behavior, and even his parents were no exception. Lu Xingjian had no interest in standing in the heavy rain and watching others go crazy.
Tan Mo followed Lu Xingjian tiredly.
There is a reason why some people can become the heroines of old romance novels.
The next morning it was a sunny day. The heavy rain last night washed away the dust, and the whole world was brand new.
After finishing her morning tea, Mrs. Qin, holding her little Shih Tzu in her arms, said to Tan Mo, "Xiao Xiao told me that you two are a real couple. You slept together last night."
Tan Mo, who was eating breakfast, almost spit out the porridge in her mouth. She awkwardly took out a tissue to wipe her mouth. She accidentally met Lu Xingjian's gaze, and Lu Xingjian looked as if it had nothing to do with her.
Somehow, Tan Mo mustered up the courage to say, "Next time, ask Qin Xiao to come over and find a good time. Don't disturb the elegance of me and my boyfriend."
When she saw Lu Xingjian rarely avoiding her gaze, Tan Mo felt a sense of victory.
We can't just let her be embarrassed, we have to drag Lu Xingjian into this.
Old Lady Qin cleared her throat uncomfortably. "Since you are a true couple, I can't separate you two. Please leave after breakfast."
It's obvious that he means to drive people away.
But Tan Mo was reluctant to leave. She had finally gotten a task, and she had just tried it out yesterday, but she didn't expect to earn 300,000 yuan.
So much money!
"Actually, he and I..." Tan Mo pointed at herself and Lu Xingjian. Under Lu Xingjian's gaze, she swallowed the words "wild mandarin ducks" and changed it to, "We opened a company together, specializing in solving the relationship problems of wealthy families."
Yes, that's it.
Tan Mo promoted herself, "Actually, we met Miss Xiang Nuan yesterday, and it seems that Mrs. Qin doesn't like her very much. Our company has broken up people with severe love-brain syndrome before."
"Oh, really? What's the result?" asked Old Mrs. Qin with interest.
"The woman became a nun, and the man was sent directly to the crematorium, where his bones were crushed and his ashes were scattered."
Old Mrs. Qin: …
"Of course." Tan Mo said to save face, "We won't send Qin Xiao to the crematorium."
After all, this kind of thing is a family secret, and it is inconvenient for outsiders to know. Mrs. Qin thought for a while, then stood up, holding the Shih Tzu and said, "I'm going to take the children out for a walk. You two can do whatever you want."
Coming out from her seat, she ordered, "Ask Ah Xiu to bring Ke Ke out as well."
Keke is a Samoyed. When it came out, Lu Xingjian leaned back and said, "It's fatter than Sang Biao."
Tan Mo understood that Old Lady Qin was not interested in her business, and she chased after her anxiously.
She finally had the chance to get close to the hero and heroine, and she didn't want to lose it.
"Dear old lady, old lady..." Originally, when she took the old lady across the road that day, Tan Mo thought she was approachable, but now she chased after her and called her name, the old lady pretended to be deaf and dumb and ignored her.
But Tan Mo couldn't use force.
She could only chase after them while listening to what Old Lady Qin and A Xiu were saying.
When turning halfway, he bumped into Qin Xiao, who was also on his way out.
Old Lady Qin: "What's wrong with Keke these days? She seems to be in a bad mood."
Ah Xiu: "Her period is about to start, and she's feeling a bit uncomfortable. Maybe she'll feel better if she goes for a walk outside later."
Old Lady Qin: "We need to find her a male dog to make her feel more comfortable."
Ah Xiu laughed shyly and said, "You know what, Keke fell in love with a male dog when she was out playing some time ago."
As they were talking, they had already reached the gate, which was wide open.
In order to carry Keke to the car, Ah Xiu loosened the leash and was about to squat down to pick her up when Keke quickly jumped out. Ah Xiu was not paying attention for a moment and was knocked to the ground by the speeding Keke.
As Coco ran, all the white hair on its body retreated backwards, and Coco turned into a ball of noodles.
A few seconds later, there were screams and barking sounds from the gate.
"Oh my Coco." Old Mrs. Qin walked out quickly with worry.
Whenever she moved, the bodyguards behind her followed.
Lu Xingjian frowned: "Why does it sound so much like the voice of Nangong Lie, the great resentful one?"
Tan Mo also vaguely heard a familiar voice, "Go over and take a look."
Upon looking, he saw Nangong Lie and Xu Xiaonian circling around two big dogs, looking anxious and not knowing where to start.
Nangong Lie yelled, "Whose dog is this? It has no manners at all. It's pushing our Sang Biao down. Is there anyone to stop it?"
"Our poor Sang Biao!"
Tan Mo then turned her gaze to the two big dogs in the middle. Both were white Samoyeds, one pressing on the other. It was really hard to tell which was Sangbiao and which was Keke.
But from what Nangong Lie said, the one being pressed down was Sang Biao, who was howling in pain, looking extremely miserable.
Nangong Lie knew where the other Samoyed came from. Seeing a group of people flocking to the same place, Nangong Lie thought that his master was probably among them.
His voice rose an octave due to the pain in his heart. "Is this your dog? If you don't take care of it, I'm going to kick it."
"How dare you?!" Qin Xiao stood up and said, "They're just two dogs playing around. Do we need to take it seriously?"
"Playing? Seriously? This is called playing?"
Ah Xiu shouted from the side: "Keke, stop, canned food, freeze-dried chicken, if you stop, I'll give you canned food!"
It was amazing. As soon as the dog at the top heard about food, it stopped what it was doing, stuck out its tongue, and looked at A Xiu with a laugh.
She was very proud and arrogant, and somehow, Tan Mo felt that her hair was even fluffier than she had seen just now.
In contrast, the other Samoyed that was crushed had its fur wet and stuck together, and it had rolled on the ground countless times, turning black.
Only then did Tan Mo recognize that it was her own Sang Biao.
A sentence she had read while surfing the Internet came to her mind: What else can you do besides making me drool?
Tan Mo looked at her dog: ...
Apart from being a little wet and dirty, there were no visible injuries on Sang Biao's body.
Qin Xiao said disdainfully: "I told you that you are making a fuss, they are just playing around."
Nangong Lie felt a surge of nameless anger building up in his chest again. Just as he was about to explode, he heard Xu Xiaonian shouting from behind, "Keke's mom?"
"Sang Biao's mother!" Ah Xiu also recognized Xu Xiaonian, "It's true that the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple, and family members don't recognize each other."
"I'm not Coco's mother." Ah Xiu smiled and pointed at Old Lady Qin, "She is."
Ah Xiu introduced the dog to the old lady: "Madam, this is the dog I told you about that Koko played with best outside, Sang Biao."
Coco and the Shih Tzu in her hand are Mrs. Qin's beloved dogs, and are taken care of by A Xiu. The old lady only takes them for a walk when she has time.
Old Mrs. Qin said, "I can see that Ah Xiu likes him very much."
She suddenly thought of something and asked, "Your dog is a male, right?"
Xu Xiaonian nodded without understanding what was going on.
"Our Coco is about to enter the estrus period. How about this? Your Sang Biao will marry into our family and become a husband-in-law to accompany our Coco through the estrus period. How do you think?"
Sang Biao understood the tone of Mrs. Qin's commanding tone and looked at Nangong Lie with grievance. Keke's mouth widened and her smile became even happier.
Nangong Lie was the first to disagree, "What do you take our Sang Biao for? He's a virgin!"
"I want a virgin man."
"We don't..." Nangong Lie was about to refuse, but Tan Mo appeared out of nowhere and covered his mouth, making him stammer and unable to speak.
Old Lady Qin said, "Don't worry, your marriage into our family will not be in vain. We will give you a generous betrothal gift as a stipend for his health. After all, accompanying Keke will make him very weak and he won't be able to handle it. Of course, if he lives in our house, we will also take good care of him with good food and drink."
"Our family doesn't lack this little money."
This was really too much of a bully. Nangong Lie pulled Tan Mo's hand off and said, "We don't need it at home..."
Before she could finish, Tan Mo covered her mouth tightly, "Quequequeque, our Sang Biao is willing to be a son-in-law, yes."
Keke happily took two steps towards Sangbiao. Sangbiao didn't want him to get close, so he moved to Nangong Lie's feet and then wailed hesitantly.
"Tan Mo!" Nangong Lie couldn't believe it.
Old Lady Qin frowned, "Can you make the decision?"
Tan Mo smiled and said, "Of course they can. They are all my people, and this dog is also my dog. I just told you that I have a company and do some small business."
"But I have a request. When Sang Biao moves in to accompany Miss Coco, we must also accompany Sang Biao."
Old Mrs. Qin lowered her eyelids, as if thinking.
Tan Mo pressed on, "Our Sang Biao gets nervous easily in unfamiliar environments and needs someone to accompany him. This is also so that we can better serve Miss Coco."
"Also, Mrs. Qin might want to consider the business I just mentioned."
The old lady snorted, "Serve Coco first."
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"Sang Biao, my poor Sang Biao, from now on you will no longer be a free and innocent little boy dog. From now on you will be Coco's little toy, a little star slave, woooo." Nangong Lie hugged the furry Sang Biao in pain. Sang Biao snuggled in his arms, looking a little sad.
“Although the room the Qin family provides you,” Nangong Lie said while crying and looking around, “is a little bigger, a little more refined, and a little more luxurious than your own doghouse.”
Tan Mo: ...
Lu Xingjian: ...
Xu Xiaonian: ...
Nangong Lie still spoke to Sang Biao with great emotion: "But this is the canary cage, which will make you degenerate, corrupt, and dirty! My innocent and loving little Sang Biao!"
Sang Biao let out a long howl towards the sky to commemorate the innocence he was about to lose, but he knew that this was not his home, so he did not howl loudly.
Tan Mo remembered something important and asked, "Why are you here?"
Xu Xiaonian: "You and Assistant Lu haven't been home all day, so we were afraid something might happen, so we came here. We originally wanted to pick you up and then take Sang Biao for a walk. Who knew that once you came here, you would become a live-in son-in-law."
Nangong Lie touched Sang Biao and glared at Tan Mo fiercely, implying something. "Sang Biao, you must remember who made you lose your virginity. It was this woman who seemed to give you a lot of food on weekdays, but was actually cunning and treacherous in private!"
Sang Biao: Aww~
Tan Mo felt a little guilty after being yelled at.
Lu Xingjian stood up and said, "Okay, she's also thinking about the company and using Sang Biao's incident to get orders for the company."
Nangong Lie: "Really?"
"How could this be false? It's not like you haven't met Qin Xiao before. Qin Xiao and his girlfriend are simply..." Lu Xingjian searched for the right words, and then an idea struck him. He pointed at the person in front of him, "They are just a carbon copy of you and Xu Xiaonian."
"A Crazy Man and a Crazy Woman, and then they were opposed by Old Lady Qin."
"Ahem." Xu Xiaonian cleared her throat forcefully. "There's no need to use such an analogy. But, hearing what you said, it seems like if we can get this order, we can make a lot of money."
"While you were away yesterday, Lie and I did some research on the Qin family. They have quite a few businesses, all of which are very profitable, such as shipping, energy, and real estate. However, according to Lie's friends, the Qin family's money might not be clean."
"So," Nangong Lie took over and gestured, "We can kill a big one."
Tan Mo asked calmly, "So, do you still blame me?"
Nangong Lie was embarrassed for a moment, but the next second he hugged Sang Biao and said, "Biaozi, a real man should be able to bend and stretch. Your virginity is gone, so be diligent when serving Miss Coco and don't steal her pot. Understand?"
Sang Biao let out a howl, and his virgin heart was completely dead.
I almost made the others laugh to death.
Suddenly, there was a flurry of hurried footsteps outside the house, and then Erliuzi's familiar voice was heard: "Oh no, oh no, Master Xiao, you have hung my wife on the city wall for two days and one night."
Tan Mo immediately turned around and said, "Let's go and take a look."
Nangong Lie and Xu Xiaonian followed closely with great enthusiasm, but Lu Xingjian was the only one who was reluctant. Every year on his birthday, he would wish to stay as far away from this kind of psychopath as possible in his lifetime.
I never thought that there would be a day when I would face illness.
If he thought about it carefully, he would face illness every day after following Tan Mo.
It can be seen that wishes are like flags set up, which are destined to be broken.
Lu Xingjian had seen Qin Xiao and Xiang Nuan go crazy, so to avoid any accidents, he took a few quick steps, walked around Nangong Lie and Xu Xiaonian, and followed behind Tan Mo.
Speed is key when it comes to eating melons. Tan Mo rushed to Qin Xiao immediately and heard him say to Erliuzi, "Madam, did you admit your mistake?"
"You're such a weird person," Xu Xiaonian said. "You hung your wife on the city wall and asked her if she admitted her fault. She's not sick."
Lu Xingjian: "He is just a robot. We had this conversation yesterday."
"What do you know? Talking a lot doesn't matter; your heart is your soul." Qin Xiao scolded coldly, "You are just Coco's babysitters. As long as Coco safely passes through her estrus period, you..."
"We are Coco's parents-in-law." Nangong Lie continued naturally.
Tan Mo: ...That's the logic, but why is it so weird?
Qin Xiao has always been praised by others. His style in the past was to make anyone he disliked disappear.
This time, Nangong Lie actually made him speechless. He picked up the phone on the table and wanted to throw it at him, but was stopped by Erliuzi, "Master Xiao, you should listen to me first before throwing it at others."
Qin Xiao snorted coldly, "Tell me, since Madam doesn't know her fault, then just leave her hanging."
"But the lady has fainted."
Qin Xiao jumped up from his stool, veins popping on his forehead. "Why didn't you tell me earlier? I'll fine you half a month's salary."
After saying that, he hurried out. Tan Mo and his group naturally would not miss such a gossipy moment and followed him.
Only Erliuzi was left standing there in a daze, feeling the cold wind. He pointed at himself and said, "Deduct salary? Why me?!"
Tan Mo came to the yard where she had been last night. Xiang Nuan was no longer on the screen wall. She had been carried to the floor under the eaves.
A pale, haggard face appeared in the sparse crowd, with messy hair sticking to his cheeks and his eyes closed.
Just when he was about to take a closer look, Qin Xiao rushed over, pushed through the crowd, knelt on the ground, hugged Xiang Nuan's body and roared, "Nuan Nuan, what's wrong with you? Open your eyes and look at me, look at me!"
"I won't allow you to fall asleep. You are my woman. Without my order, you are not allowed to lie down or sleep. Get up quickly! Weren't you so angry and fighting with me before?"
"I want to see you fight me with all your might. I don't want you lying on the ground lifeless and half-dead!"
Tan Mo helplessly held her forehead, "Uh, this scene seems familiar."
Lu Xingjian's gaze, as sharp as a knife, pierced Nangong Lilie and Xu Xiaonian.
They both looked away guiltily.
Xu Xiaonian smiled awkwardly: "It seems that Mr. Qin often watches "My Fair Princess"."
Nangong Lie scratched his head. "Boss Qin isn't as unlearned and unskillful as the rumors say. He graduated from high school and just mentioned two idioms."
Tan Mo: ...
Qin Xiao was still shaking Xiang Nuan's body. Tan Mo couldn't help but say, "Mr. Qin, it's useless to just shake her like that. The doctor has more tricks than you. You should call the doctor first and then find out what's going on."
Qin Xiao suddenly understood: "Oh, that's right!"
So he yelled at the staff, "Why are you still standing there? Go call the doctor."
One of the staff members said: "I've called, Dr. Zou is on the way."
Qin Xiao asked again: "Then tell me, why did Nuannuan suddenly faint?"
Staff: "I don't know. I've never been hung up before, but logically speaking, after being hung up for two days and one night without food or water, it's reasonable for him to faint, right?"
Tan Mo clapped her hands and said, "That makes sense. I can tell at a glance that you're educated."
The staff member smiled sheepishly and said, "I did have good grades in elementary school."
"So, you think I'm not smart?" Qin Xiao didn't know what he said, but he suddenly lost his temper and started throwing flower pots from the corridor at them. "What's the point of studying well in elementary school? You're just going to work like a slave for me!"
When the flowerpot fell, Lu Xingjian quickly grabbed Tan Mo and protected her behind him.
"Nuannuan is almost dying, and you're still here talking and laughing." Qin Xiao was furious and threw them one after another. "If anything happens to Nuannuan, I'll drag you all down with me!"
"I won't let my Nuannuan die alone, all of you go and accompany her!"
The crowd immediately broke apart and scattered like birds and beasts.
Nangong Lie dragged Xu Xiaonian out, jumping and running, shouting, "You're crazy, you're crazy! Why don't you go and be buried with him?"
Tan Mo also found the right time and ran to the garden with Lu Xingjian, "Wasn't you like this before? You finally realize how crazy you are."
"I'm not as crazy as him. At that time, I was just adding to the atmosphere..." The ceramic jar exploded loudly at Nangong Lie's feet, and he felt a sharp pain in his ankle.
Nangong Lie panicked and lost his composure. "He really hit me hard. It hurts!"
Two heads appeared from the entrance of the living room under the eaves. They were the doctor and nurse who had finally arrived. When they saw this situation, they exchanged glances and then unanimously decided to run away.
"Didn't they say someone fainted?" Old Mrs. Qin rushed over after hearing the commotion. Seeing the doctor and nurse turning around and leaving, she stopped them and asked, "Are you cured? Leaving so soon?"
The doctors and nurses looked perplexed, hesitating for a long time before angry roars rang out from the corridor. "Hide? You still want to hide? If I hit you, Nuannuan will wake up a second earlier. Just bear with me!"
Only when Old Lady Qin loosened her grip did the doctor and nurse have a chance to escape.
Old Lady Qin quickly walked to the corridor, "Qin Xiao! What are you crazy about? You have brought shame to the Qin family."
"Grandma." Qin Xiao's eyes were red as he pointed at Tan Mo and her group and cursed, "If it weren't for them, how could Nuannuan have fallen into a coma?"
Tan Mo:?
She stopped and gasped, "God and heaven, you were the one who hung your woman there, and you kept asking if she had admitted her mistake. What does this have to do with outsiders like us?"
The staff nodded enthusiastically, and one of them, a bit more daring, said, "Do you think we can get over you and hang your woman?"
"you……"
"That's enough." Old Lady Qin interrupted Qin Xiao, "You still think this isn't embarrassing enough? I told you to stop and carry the person inside."
Qin Xiao walked over to Xiang Nuan in frustration and hugged her: "Nuan Nuan, I can't save you. I can't let their lives be buried with you. What will I do without you?"
The staff member advised: "Master Qin, please stop shaking Madam. The more you shake, the more dizzy she will become."
"I want you to teach me? How could I not know?" Qin Xiao completely transformed into a beagle, and Tan Mo rolled her eyes.
Old Lady Qin questioned, "You call this woman Madam, why me? Is she married to Qin Xiao? Why do you call her Madam?"
It was obvious that Old Lady Qin was against Xiang Nuan.
But usually hanging out with Qin Xiao, she was used to being called Madam Xiang Nuan. At this moment, the staff member was already cursing himself for being too talkative, and whispered in a small voice: "I know, Madam."
It's true that they are not from the same family. Just when Tan Mo was about to complain to Lu Xingjian, she saw Lu Xingjian lowering his head.
She also looked over and saw that Lu Xingjian's gray trouser legs were soaked black by something, and there was clearly red blood on his white socks.
"Are you hurt?"
Lu Xingjian looked up when he heard this, his smooth face was disfigured, and there was a blood mark on his cheekbone.
Tan Mo suddenly approached and carefully placed her fingers near the wound. Lu Xingjian's breath was caught and he dared not move.
Tan Mo frowned and said, "Did you get hurt when Qin Xiao smashed the flowerpot just now?"
Lu Xingjian felt like he was about to die from suffocation, so he nodded quickly, then leaned his head back and was finally able to breathe in fresh air smoothly.
But doing so would mean he would be far away from Tan Mo, and he felt a little reluctant to leave.
Tan Mo turned her head angrily, staring at Qin Xiao and Xiang Nuan who were acting out a sad scene on the ground, as if she was thinking about something.
Old Mrs. Qin said dissatisfiedly, "Another quarrel, and then fainting, what a fool! Who knows if he really fainted?"
Qin Xiao was dissatisfied: "It's already like this, how can it be fake? I know you don't like Nuan Nuan, but you can't be so vicious!"
Tan Mo smiled evilly: "Mrs. Qin, Mr. Qin, do you believe that I have a way to verify whether Miss Xiang Nuan really fainted, or even if she fainted, I can make her wake up immediately."
Qin Xiao: "You're not a doctor, what can you do?"
Tan Mo didn't answer, but instead said, "Miss Xiang Nuan was hung on the city wall for two days and one night, in the rain and scorching sun, and she didn't even have a sip of water to drink, let alone brush her teeth or wash her face. It must have gone bad."
"Mr. Qin, don't you think it stinks?"
Qin Xiao was stunned. He was so nervous and excited when he heard Xiang Nuan fainted that he had never considered this issue.
As he held Xiang Nuan in his arms, he did smell a faint stench, but he thought it was something else that was smelling bad.
Xiang Nuan was still in his arms, her head tilted back, causing her mouth to open.
Qin Xiao came closer, sucked hard, and yue.
The contents of his stomach came out like a tidal wave.
Xiang Nuan, who was pretending to sleep, felt her face getting hot. When she heard Qin Xiao's voice, she jumped out of his arms, "Ahhhhhhhhh!"
"Eh~" Tan Mo and her group all leaned back in disgust, "How disgusting."
Old Lady Qin was also disgusted, but she grasped the point and said, "Okay, woman, you actually lied to us!"
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