Chapter 84: Going Crazy on the 84th Day You Kissed Me and Will Be Responsible for Me...
Chapter 84
At this moment, the world is collectively silent.
Tan Mo and Lu Xingjian blinked in disbelief.
Xu Xiaonian and Nangong Lie looked at each other in shock.
Only Qin Xiao was laughing and mocking like a fool: "Didn't you say you wouldn't fall while kissing? What are you doing?"
"Two pigs touching mouths?"
The word "kiss" was like a thorny herpes virus, making Tan Mo feel numb all over.
A few seconds later, she swiftly got up, followed by Lu Xingjian.
They looked calm and composed, but neither dared to look at the other.
Xiang Nuan didn't notice anything unusual, she said: "I didn't lie to you, wherever Qin Xiao and I are together, it's poisonous. We will..." for no reason.
Tan Mo hummed twice perfunctorily and said mechanically, "It's poisonous, it's poisonous."
"If you're alright, I'll leave first."
Lu Xingjian: "Me too."
The two left at the same time, but without looking at each other, they bumped into each other again as fate would have it, one on the left and the other on the right.
Xu Xiaonian: ...
Nangong Lie: ...
Tan Mo covered her forehead and then looked at Lu Xingjian. Lu Xingjian touched his chin which was hurt by the collision and met Tan Mo's gaze.
The two of them glanced away very quickly and in tacit understanding.
Tan Mo pointed in front of her: "I'll go this way."
Lu Xingjian also pointed in front of him, "This way."
*
Under the outdoor corridor, there is a cool breeze on the late summer night.
Tan Mo unconsciously touched her lips, which seemed to still have the warmth and touch of Lu Xingjian's lips.
Lu Xingjian's squeezed lips were soft and elastic, and hotter than her fingers.
Tan Mo suddenly felt that life was unpredictable.
When Lu Xingjian just hugged her a second ago, she was still thinking: Is that it? She grew up reading erotic novels!
I didn't expect it to happen so quickly, and the next second we were kissing as I wished.
"Tan Mo." Someone called from behind. Tan Mo put down her fingers as if she had been electrocuted.
Xu Xiaonian and Xiang Nuan came over, "So you are here."
Tan Mo turned around and asked, "Why are you here?"
Xu Xiaonian gave her the thing in her hand: "Here you go."
Tan Mo looked down and saw an unopened toothbrush and toothpaste lying in Xu Xiaonian's palm. "Why are you giving me this? I want to have a midnight snack later, so I won't brush my teeth yet."
Xu Xiaonian: "It seems that no matter how sad you are, it won't stop you from eating."
Tan Mo: ...
"You don't seem very sad." Xiang Nuan took the toothbrush and toothpaste in her hand and said, "This is for you to brush your teeth after being kissed by a man."
As an elementary school student, Tan Mo was a little confused. Romance novels didn't tell her that she had to brush her teeth after kissing a man.
Tan Mo asked: "If I kiss a man and don't brush my teeth, will my mouth get rotten?"
Xiang Nuan was amused by her, "That's not what I meant. The first time I kissed Brother Xiao, it was almost the same as yours. I was still in college at that time. The fourth time we met, he came to school to wait for me after class..."
"Then after the last class, I went downstairs to look for him, and as I was going down the stairs, I fell on him."
"You two just kissed?" Tan Mo continued her words.
Xiang Nuan nodded shyly.
"That was my first kiss, and I was so uncomfortable. We weren't that familiar with each other at the time. Although we didn't say anything at the time, I went back to the dorm and brushed my teeth fiercely. I was so disgusted."
Xu Xiaonian agreed. "Even when Nangong Lie and I were together, this kind of thing would happen after a fight. We kissed for no apparent reason, even though I was still mad at him!"
Tan Mo asked humbly, "You don't like it?"
Xu Xiaonian was suddenly stunned, and said a little embarrassedly: "Not really, I like you, but you have to make things clear before kissing me!"
"It's so unclear, they just started fighting right away, and they didn't explain it clearly. I can't guarantee that they won't make the same mistake again next time. It's really annoying."
Xiang Nuan seemed to have found her confidant. She held Xu Xiaonian's hand and said, "It's like this."
Tan Mo was silent for a while. She was probably the only one in the group who knew why they were kissing and doing intimate scenes with their significant others for no apparent reason.
They are characters in the book, and any behavior is controlled by the author. They have to do whatever the author tells them to do.
But after listening to Xiang Nuan and Xu Xiaonian's complaints, Tan Mo deeply realized that they were no longer paper people.
Like her, they have their own thoughts.
But Tan Mo couldn't explain to them.
Will they believe what she says?
Will they escape the fate the author has set for them?
From Xu Xiaonian's perspective, she began to prepare seriously for the civil service exam, which seemed a little different from doing odd jobs anytime and anywhere in the book.
Tan Mo felt much better.
*
On the other side, Qin Xiao's study was also full of heated discussions.
Of course, this is limited to Qin Xiao and Nangong Lie.
"I really don't understand you." Qin Xiao sat on the swivel chair, seeing Lu Xingjian's dazed look, and said sarcastically, "Isn't it just a kiss with a woman? Is there any need to be so upset?"
"When I was a teenager, I kissed every woman on the street."
Nangong Lie shook his head in disgust.
To be honest, if their Nangong family had not gone bankrupt, he really would have looked down on Qin Xiao.
Qin Xiao and he are completely different people. He is too social, like an untamed monkey.
Nangong Lie said, "What do you know? Do you think all men are as impatient as you?"
"This is his first kiss, do you understand? A first kiss represents all that is beautiful, the flowers of spring, the lemons of summer, the fallen leaves of autumn, the frost and dew of winter. Lu Xingjian is still slowly experiencing it. You big, rough guy."
Lu Xingjian was indeed as Nangong Lie said, he was still immersed in that unintentional kiss.
If it weren't for these two annoying guys, he would probably touch his lips with his fingers.
These two domineering CEOs are really out of their minds. They just follow him wherever he goes.
But when he was immersed in it, he was not thinking about himself, but Tan Mo.
He was wondering what Tan Mo thought of this accidental kiss?
Will she like it?
Would she think his kissing skills were terrible?
Eh? But this doesn't seem like a real kiss, so she probably wouldn't think so.
He had never kissed before, so how could he know so much?
Lu Xingjian could still hear the two junior high school students quarreling and cursing at each other.
Qin Xiao hates being called a boor the most; his education has always been his weakness.
He yelled at the top of his voice: "What's wrong with that rough guy? Do you have more combat experience than me? You're just a jerk, and you're still here fighting."
"I'm telling you, women like men to get straight to the point and talk less. If you keep on rambling and don't get to the point for a long time, women will think you're dithering."
Nangong Lie cursed with shaking fingers: "You behave like a wild boar! You have no manners at all."
"Women need to be cared for. Do you know what I have done to prepare for kissing Xiao Nian and giving her a good experience?"
"And after the kiss, he would ask her what she thought."
Lu Xingjian, who overheard, suddenly asked, "What preparations?"
Do we need to prepare for this?
It’s over, it’s over. He was completely unprepared for this intimate contact with Tan Mo!
"Don't listen to him." To prove that he was good at treating women, Qin Xiao stood up and said anxiously, "Listen to me. My approach is right. Xiang Nuan is completely obedient to me."
"If I'm so obedient, do I still need to wear seven layers of cotton pants?" Nangong Lie sneered proudly.
The two of them were bickering so fiercely that sparks flew everywhere, and the air was filled with the smell of gunpowder.
Lu Xingjian tried to lighten the mood and said, "When it comes to getting along with girls, Nangong Lie might be more experienced than you. His girlfriend is completely devoted to him and they've even got married."
"You and Xiang Nuan haven't gotten past Old Lady Qin yet, have you?"
As soon as Old Lady Qin's name appeared, Qin Xiao's arrogance weakened a lot.
"That's right." Nangong Lie hooked his arm around Lu Xingjian and said, "Xiao Nian and I are getting along better and better."
"It's okay, you and I are friends."
"The Qin family just gave us an extra room. You can sleep with me, and let Xiao Nian sleep with Mr. Tan."
"Aren't you two a couple? Why are two men sleeping together?" Qin Xiao came to his senses and asked Lu Xingjian curiously, "Hey, aren't you and Tan Mo a couple?"
"You just kissed? And what happened last night..."
Nangong Lie hurriedly said, "They've only been together for over a month, is that not possible?"
"Did I ask you? Why are you so anxious to speak?"
"I'll speak, I'll speak!"
Lu Xingjian: ...
I can’t stand it anymore, two childish and domineering CEOs.
If he continued to stay in the study, he wouldn't know how long they would torture him. Lu Xingjian was upset and felt like his head was about to explode.
Taking advantage of the gap between their quarrels, he slipped out of the door alone.
The moment the door closed, he heard Qin Xiao roar: "If you continue to challenge me, I will destroy your Tianliang King."
Lu Xingjian: ...his family has been ruined for a long time
Lu Xingjian and Tan Mo's room was on the east side of the third floor of the building. He went upstairs. In fact, he was hesitating whether he should stay in the same room with Tan Mo tonight.
He dragged his feet until he reached the third floor, and after only a few steps, he saw Tan Mo walking towards him from the east corridor.
Tan Mo's pace slowed down, obviously she noticed him.
Since that was the case, Lu Xingjian could no longer hesitate and pretend that he had seen nothing.
He walked towards the room.
They both stopped at the door at the same time.
Lu Xingjian took a deep breath and said calmly, "I'm back."
Tan Mo: “Yeah.”
Then it was over, and Tan Mo opened the door.
There was an awkward atmosphere between the two of them, and Lu Xingjian and Tan Mo both tried their best not to be in the same room under the light.
So after entering the room, Tan Mo immediately took her clothes and went into the bathroom, saying hurriedly, "I'll take a shower first."
Lu Xingjian uttered an "oh" and then lowered his head and said, "I'll sleep on the floor. Make the bed first."
"Uh-huh."
After working for a while, the two finally lay down where they should lie, turned off the lights and went to sleep.
In the dark night, Tan Mo let out a long sigh and finally breathed smoothly.
God knows, from the moment she saw Lu Xingjian in the corridor, Tan Mo had been holding her breath.
She inhaled and exhaled twice in succession, thinking to herself that she should just pretend that nothing that happened tonight had happened.
Tomorrow is another new day.
Unexpectedly, Lu Xingjian spoke.
"The floor tonight..."
Tan Mo originally wanted to pretend to be dead, but after hearing Lu Xingjian's words, she coughed twice nervously.
Now it’s okay to pretend to be dead.
Tan Mo laughed and said, "Yeah, it's really an amazing floor. It's really an eye-opener."
"Hasn't a cultivator like you ever seen this before?"
"Yes, of course there are." Tan Mo said casually, "In my world of immortal cultivation, I've seen a woman being fought over by four or five men, all of whom were completely devoted to her. I've also seen a group of people chasing two people, who were right in front of them but couldn't see them. I've also seen villains die because they talked too much."
Lu Xingjian asked in confusion, "A woman is being fought over by four or five men?"
Tan Mo: "Yes." The charming heroine, not to mention four or five men, even the dogs on the street like her.
"It's right in front of their eyes, but they can't see it?"
"Yeah." Isn't that how it plays out in TV dramas? The protagonists hide in the sparse grass, and anyone with toes can see them. But, eh? The people trying to catch them just turn a blind eye.
"The villain died because he talked too much?"
Tan Mo: "That's easy to understand. It means exactly what it says."
After a moment's silence, Lu Xingjian suddenly burst into laughter and even sat up from the ground. In the dim darkness, Tan Mo saw his body swaying.
She had never seen Lu Xingjian laugh so hard before.
"Is it that funny?"
Lu Xingjian took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down. "I just think your world of cultivation is quite interesting."
Tan Mo was stunned. In fact, the world of immortal cultivation she was talking about was just the world of ancient romance. What she said, Lu Xingjian had more or less experienced.
Lu Xingjian said, "I really hope I can go to your world."
Tan Mo hesitated for a moment and said, "You can't go."
These words were really cruel. Tan Mo didn't hear any reply from the other party for a long time. She looked over and saw Lu Xingjian silent as a shadow.
Lu Xingjian added, "I'm sorry, Tan Mo, I kissed you last night and made you..."
Before she could finish her words, Tan Mo spoke up, "Hey, what is this? Strictly speaking, this is not a kiss at all. It was a mistake made during our work. You don't have to feel sorry and act like you took advantage of me."
"Is it possible that I took advantage of you? So, don't worry about it." After finally expressing her thoughts, Tan Mo felt a lot more relieved.
Lu Xingjian was completely confused. Judging from Tan Mo's casual tone, it seemed that she didn't take this seriously.
"I thought I successfully confessed yesterday, so I've been thinking about the informal kiss tonight..."
"Stop, stop." Tan Mo quickly turned over and said uncertainly, "I don't think I agreed in person yesterday. We just hugged symbolically..."
"Besides, even if I agree to you, if one day I return to the world of immortal cultivation, then you..."
"Didn't I just tell you that you can't go?" Tan Mo became increasingly unsure as she spoke. Feeling like a scumbag, she tried to save her dignity by saying, "I'm not saying I'm just playing with your feelings, even though it sounds like that..."
The more she described it, the worse it got. Tan Mo coughed twice and said seriously, "We've been through so many crazy romances. Don't you think love is fake and dramatic?"
This has been Tan Mo's long-standing concern.
She has read many romance novels, met many men and women in love in real life, and even became friends with the male and female protagonists in old romance novels. She understands very well that love is very sweet at the beginning, but in the end, most of the endings are like that.
There are very few people who can truly support each other and entrust everything to each other in love.
Because it is rare, it is precious.
She is indeed attracted to Lu Xingjian now and likes him. This is what is called love, but Tan Mo cannot guarantee that she will still feel this way about Lu Xingjian in the future.
Lu Xingjian was silent for a long time this time, so long that Tan Mo thought he was going to turn into a speechless stone, so long that she couldn't help yawning just by sitting there.
Tan Mo was really sleepy and slowly lay back down on the bed.
Lu Xingjian started to speak, and his voice sounded faint to Tan Mo's ears.
Lu Xingjian asked, "Is there a human rights organization in your world of immortal cultivation that I can file a complaint against?"
Tan Mo felt that Lu Xingjian was struck by her. Even though she was very sleepy, she still opened her mouth and replied intermittently, "Where can we get such a strange thing?"
What we have is socialism.
Lu Xingjian said aggrievedly, "Then where can I go to complain about your irresponsible behavior of abandoning your husband and children?"
"You played with me, kissed me, and then you just want to pat your butt and walk away?"
Tan Mo, who was about to fall asleep:!!!
In the middle of the night, the lights in the empty living room suddenly came on, and the bright and dazzling light clearly revealed Erliuzi's figure.
Is this floor really that magical? Erliuzi wondered, standing on the floor that had caused all six of them to slip.
She got up in the middle of the night just to see how slippery the ground was.
So Erliuzi started sliding on the floor.
At first, he imitated Nangong Liedi, dragging his feet as he walked, his shoes sliding on the floor.
Then he even started tap dancing.
Master Erliuzi, who had been busy for an hour, went crazy. What was wrong with this?
She was sweating all over, but she still stood there as still as a pine tree.
"Just kiss, why play this game just to get a kiss?"
"Three pairs of cunning dog lovers!"
The next day, Erliuzi went downstairs to work, sleepy and yawning.
Qin Xiao, Nangong Lie and Lu Xingjian were already sitting there eating breakfast. Nangong Lie was chattering to Lu Xingjian early in the morning, making a lot of noise.
Lu Xingjian drank orange juice with a look of despair on his face.
No wonder he felt so depressed, Erliuzi complained in his heart. Someone was making noise in his ears early in the morning. How could he not feel depressed?
Erliuzi was considered Qin Xiao's personal assistant. When she walked over, Qin Xiao gave her a cold glance, "Are you the boss or am I the boss? You get up later than me."
If it weren't for you two, a couple of idiots playing tricks, would she have gotten so much sleep and woken up so late?
Behind me, I heard a staff member exclaim: "Oh my god, how come the floor is so clean! Who cleaned it?"
Erliuzi:......
Over there, Nangong Lie continued to speak non-stop, "You're so listless so early in the morning, what's wrong with you?"
"I don't want my friend to fall into the abyss of life. If you have any problems, talk to me, a close and handsome guy. I will help you."
Erliuzi:......
Qin Xiao: ...
Qin Xiao snorted coldly, "Some people are just shameless. They keep praising themselves in all sorts of ways. All they say is that they're handsome. But they're actually small, ugly, and shabby. How can they be considered handsome?"
Lu Xingjian couldn't stand Nangong Lie's chatter any more, so he interrupted, "Shut up. I just have some emotional problems. I don't plan to travel into the abyss of life."
"Wow! Emotional issues. Isn't that my strong point?"
"Did you have a fight with Mr. Tan?" Nangong Lie accused, "I'm not saying anything bad about you, Lu Xingjian, but the first rule of love is never to argue with your girlfriend."
"A girlfriend is always right. If she tells you to go east, you'll never dare go west. If she tells you the sun is black, you'll close your eyes. Even if she tells you to eat shit, you'll say it smells good."
Nangong Lie's eyes were dead: "How disgusting! Tan Mo would never say the sun is black. She is a rational and objective person, and she would never let me eat shit."
"She was just too rational and objective, so she abandoned her husband and children."
"Ah!" Nangong Lie and Qin Xiao were surprised and said in unison, "Then you might as well eat shit."
Lu Xingjian: ...I suddenly regretted why I had to bring this up.
Nangong Lie stretched out his arm and empathetically grasped Lu Xingjian's other shoulder. "I understand you, Assistant Lu. I used to get dumped by Xiao Nian from time to time."
"You're better than me. You won't go crazy. When I encountered this kind of thing before, I would just think that if I didn't have a good life, no one else would have a good life, and I would drag all kinds of people down with me."
Lu Xingjian: ...
"But, I have experience. Don't worry, even though you were abandoned by Mr. Tan, think about it, you are the first man to be abandoned, and you have a place in Mr. Tan's heart!"
"Come on, please." Qin Xiao sarcastically said, "You abandoned me, and you still want to hold on to my position? I think you're out of your mind."
Nangong Lie didn't take it seriously. "I said you were a reckless man, and I was absolutely right. Your head is just like a decorative painting, you can only look at it but not use it."
"Let me ask you, why did Tan Mo abandon him and not other men? For example, me, you."
Qin Xiao was stunned, his mouth open but unable to speak.
"That's because this abandoned man once lived in her heart. Tan Mo liked him. If Tan Mo didn't like you and me, she wouldn't abandon us!"
Lu Xingjian's eyes suddenly turned from dim to bright, and when he looked at Nangong Lie, there was a light in his eyes that said "You are really good."
Qin Xiao suddenly realized: "Hey! Don't mention it, it really makes sense."
Nangong Lie was a little proud, "That's right, this is all the experience I gained from fighting for many years."
"When it comes to abandoning a husband and children, you can't just look at the superficial "abandoning the husband". What's important is the logic behind it. You have to focus on why she abandoned her husband!"
Lu Xingjian and Qin Xiao were both eager to try.
But Qin Xiao felt a little lost for a moment when he thought about the conflicts he still had with this academic school.
Lu Xingjian was one step ahead of him and couldn't help asking, "Then teach me, what should I do after being abandoned?"
"I can't say too much right now. There are so many things to know about love."
Lu Xingjian: "It's okay, I'm smart."
After all, he was running with the ball.
"Okay, I'll teach you part of it after we finish breakfast."
"I'll send you a lipstick guide later."
Lu Xingjian humbly asked, "What is this for?"
"This includes color palettes for rose, red, orange, sunset red, and more from major brands. Women love to ask men which of these two lipsticks looks best. This is all homework, and you have to prepare it in advance just in case."
Lu Xingjian used to disdain Nangong Lie’s crazy behavior when he was in love. Usually when he went crazy, he would just watch coldly.
But the more he interacted with Nangong Lie, the more he felt that the reason why Nangong Lie could make Xu Xiaonian so devoted to him was that he had some ability.
These are all areas where he can learn.
As expected, when three people walk together, one of them can be my teacher.
Nangong Lie was excited about his success in recruiting an apprentice. "Just learn how to love. The more you learn, the more motivated you will be. Today you can get into Zhejiang University, tomorrow you can get into Tsinghua University, and the day after tomorrow you can get into Peking University!"
Qin Xiao looked at him with jealousy and envy.
Only Erliuzi complained in his heart:...What a weird PUA, what a cunning love brain, damn it.
"Tell the truth. I won't blame you."
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