Chapter 83: Going Crazy, Day 83: The Overlord Tears Off His Cotton Pants with His Hands...
Chapter 83
Evening, Qin Mansion.
It was already half past ten in the evening and most people were soundly asleep. When Erliuzi trotted in from outside, he tried to move as quietly as possible.
As soon as she entered the door, she saw four pairs of eyes in the living room looking at her silently. Erliuzi screamed and almost fainted.
"What are you doing sitting here without making any noise instead of sleeping?" Erliuzi patted his chest. "Are you here just to scare people?"
Tan Mo and the other three looked at each other with dark circles under their eyes, then shook their heads, "No."
"What's that?"
Of course, it is to complete the task assigned by Old Lady Qin.
If you take the money, you have to do the work.
Old Lady Qin wanted to separate Xiang Nuan and Qin Xiao. Tan Mo and the others had thought that frequent contact and communication between men and women would enhance their relationship.
Xiang Nuan and Qin Xiao's relationship became inexplicably deep under the strong pressure of Mrs. Shuizhuwanzi, and Tan Mo could no longer allow them to have the chance to be in the same room.
Preventing them from meeting was the first step in Tan Mo's plan.
Of course, it is impossible to tell Erliuzi all this.
Tan Mo said, "I said we're sitting here to watch the sunrise. Do you believe me?"
"Why not believe it?" Erliuzi said, "But I suggest you watch the sunrise somewhere else."
"how?"
Erliuzi suddenly smiled mysteriously and pointed at the ground below. "Because at night, this place, this building, becomes very dangerous."
Tan Mo couldn't help but feel her hair stand on end. "Is this building haunted?"
Erliuzi didn't explain, but just smiled and said, "You will know later."
Mysterious and sneaky.
Xu Xiaonian punched Nangong Lie in fear and asked him to hug her.
Lu Xingjian looked around, but couldn't see the horror in Erliuzi's words.
He asked, "Where's Qin Xiao? Aren't you following him?"
Tan Mo also asked curiously: "As Qin Xiao's subordinate, don't you go back to your own home? Are you sleeping here too?"
"Of course." Erliuzi said.
"What you're holding is a sanitary napkin!" Xu Xiaonian asked in surprise, "Why would a man like you buy this?"
She looked at Erliuzi cautiously, and Erliuzi tutted, "I'm a woman! A woman!"
"Huh?" Tan Mo and her group looked a little incredulous and pointed at her. "Then you... are bald, and you have a tattoo of a dragon and a tiger fighting on your forehead?"
Erliuzi: "What a fuss! You've never seen the world. Why can't women be bald?"
Tan Mo: ...Although...but...it's okay.
In addition to his bald head and tattoos, Erliuzi is also stocky and short, with rough facial features, and looks completely like a man.
Tan Mo: "Okay, I'm sorry, I apologize for my short-sightedness."
Erliuzi snorted, "I was originally serving our Master Xiao in the study. If I hadn't gone out to buy this..."
Erliuzi shook the sanitary napkin in his hand and said, "I'm not coming down."
The night finally cooled down, and the aroma of food floated faintly in the air.
Erliuzi asked, "Who's in the kitchen?"
Tan Mo: "Xiang Nuan said she wanted to make spicy crayfish for Qin Xiao as a midnight snack."
Erliuzi:......
Tan Mo could clearly feel that Erliuzi in front of her was stunned, "What's wrong?"
Erliuzi: "Nothing special, just this spicy crayfish... Paired with an ice-cold beer, it's so romantic."
"Would you like to try the spicy crayfish I made?" Xiang Nuan came out from the kitchen.
She wasn't wearing an apron, her upper body was a long-sleeved pullover, and her lower body...
Tan Mo was dumbfounded. What was that?
I don’t know what Xiang Nuan was wearing, but her lower body was as thick as a bucket.
Xiang Nuan's legs looked very slender yesterday, but how come they suddenly became elephant legs?
Tan Mo and Xu Xiaonian trotted over to shield her from others' sight and whispered, "Xiang Nuan, are you wearing the wrong pants? Go change them."
"These pants don't make you look thinner, they actually make you look fatter."
Xu Xiaonian nodded: "It's the kind that makes you look fat with a magnifying glass."
"No." Xiang Nuan said a little embarrassedly, "Thank you for your concern. This is not a pair of pants. I'm wearing seven pairs of cotton pants."
Tan Mo: What the hell?
Xiang Nuan lifted her legs, pulled up her trouser legs, and counted them layer by layer for them to see. "Look, there are seven in total, and they are all different colors. Doesn't it look like a rainbow?"
Tan Mo: ...You look like a rainbow to me
Xu Xiaonian: ...
"I still have a pair of winter cotton pajamas, but I'm not sure if I should wear them."
Xu Xiaonian: "You can wear it if you want the effect of elephant legs."
Tan Mo asked curiously, "Why are you dressed like this? The road is hard to walk on. And aren't you hot?"
Although autumn is approaching and the weather is getting cooler, it is still very hot.
"This..." Xiang Nuan suddenly blushed, not knowing what to say, "I just like it this way, please leave it alone."
"Would you like some crawfish? They're a bit overcooked."
As he was speaking, footsteps were heard upstairs.
I knew it was Qin Xiao as soon as I heard it.
I don’t know if he did it on purpose, but every time he walked, he made a lot of noise, shaking the earth and the doors and windows.
Erliuzi had already started to tremble, looking around, "Danger, danger, Master Xiao has gone downstairs, we need to find a place to hide."
She said so and did so, hiding behind the sofa.
Xiang Nuan's face became increasingly red and hot, and she lowered her head, somewhat hesitant.
She seemed to want to hide, but she didn't make up her mind.
Nangong Lie was disdainful: "Is it that serious? I've seen Qin Xiao before during the day. Is he a monster? He transforms at night."
When Lu Xingjian heard the word "monster", he looked at Tan Mo from afar.
After all, "gods" and "monsters" are from the same parallel universe.
Qin Xiao didn't turn into a monster. He still looked as greasy as he did during the day. When he went downstairs, he saw Lu Xingjian and Nangong Lie and was startled, surprised to see them so late at night.
Qin Xiao was not interested in these people. He couldn't say whether he liked them or hated them. But he understood that they were his old lady's guests.
So Qin Xiao said nothing.
Walked straight towards the kitchen.
Tan Mo was still standing five or six steps away from the kitchen, thinking that Xiang Nuan was still inside.
And she also shoulders the arduous task of breaking up Xiang Nuan and Qin Xiao.
She asked, "Where are you going?" Qin Xiao snorted, "How ridiculous! This is my home. Do I have to report to you wherever I go?"
There was nothing wrong with what he said, so Tan Mo backed off a little.
After all, this is not her territory, and because this mission was too sudden and urgent, her relationship with Qin Xiao is not deep.
But out of professional ethics, Tan Mo stood there without much momentum.
Qin Xiao had been dealing with gang affairs all night, and his patience was already running out. He clicked his tongue impatiently, "Get out of the way, I want to drink."
Qin Xiao's dark face was really scary, so Tan Mo and Xu Xiaonian immediately jumped aside to make way.
Erliuzi had been squatting behind the sofa, paying attention to the situation on Tan Mo's side. He kept hissing for a long time, but no one paid any attention to him.
Erliuzi sighed and said in a louder voice, "You shouldn't have let him drink."
Tan Mo: "He's an adult. It's okay for an adult to drink a little, right?"
"Besides, we're just outside, what could happen?"
"Oh!" Erliuzi was speechless.
Unexpectedly, something really happened.
A few minutes later, before Tan Mo had time to talk to Lu Xingjian, she heard the loud crackling sound of plates breaking in the kitchen.
Nangong Lie: "Are they fighting?"
Xu Xiaonian: "No way? Qin Xiao also beats women. I will call the police!"
Tan Mo took the lead and rushed forward, "Go in and take a look."
Erliuzi hurriedly shouted: "You..."
But Tan Mo and the others moved really quickly, and Erliuzi's remaining three words, "...don't go in," were stuck in his throat.
He suddenly heard Tan Mo utter a curse word in a high-pitched voice, with twists and turns in the high notes.
"I'm on my way."
Erliuzi slapped his forehead and said, "It's over."
Tan Mo felt that she was finished, as if her eyes were tainted.
Qin Xiao hugged Xiang Nuan and threw her on the stove. He kissed her while touching her neck.
While he was doing something, he mumbled, "Huh? Why does my leg feel a little off today? It's so short, thick, and thick?"
Qin Xiao looked down and saw Xiang Nuan's thighs wearing seven pairs of cotton trousers.
Qin Xiao: ...
But a smile quickly appeared on his greasy face of a mature man. "Do you think this will stun me?"
"Look what I'm going to do to you!"
Qin Xiao wanted to pull Xiang Nuan's cotton pants off, but Xiang Nuan was sitting, so it was difficult to pull them off.
It was obvious that he was not a flirtation master who knew how to take his time and do things carefully. He was impatient and could not get the hot tofu. After trying two or three times, and seeing that he could not take it off, he started to tear it off and rip it hard.
The Qin family's air conditioning was on 24 hours a day, and even the kitchen had cold air. The air was dry, and there was a crackling static sound when the cotton trousers rubbed against each other.
Fortunately, it was not dark and the lights were on, otherwise Tan Mo and the others would have been able to see a flash of lightning.
There are seven pairs of cotton trousers!
What is the difference between the flashes of lightning superimposed on each other and small fireworks?
Xiang Nuan resisted, "Damei, Yamedie, my hands are numb from the electric shock."
But as soon as her voice came out, it felt numb and tingling.
Qin Xiao: "If you just lifted your butt, would I have to do this? Don't play this kind of fun again, it's really troublesome!"
Tan Mo is really taking care of her stomach this time and has dispelled her obsession with novels about domineering CEOs.
Isn’t it said that the domineering CEO is very strong and can do good things like this very quickly?
Put the heroine on the bed, tear off her and your own clothes in two or three seconds, and then start doing it directly?
What is Qin Xiao doing?
Tan Mo: "Qin Xiao, are you incapable? You can't even tear a pair of cotton trousers apart?"
"Who says I can't do it?" Qin Xiao was furious. "Come and try to tear these woolen cotton pants apart."
After saying that, he realized something was wrong.
Xiang Nuan screamed and jumped up from the stove and hid behind Qin Xiao.
Her scream seemed to bring Tan Mo and the others back to their senses.
"Oh my god, I have stye! My eye."
Lu Xingjian and Nangong Lie frantically covered Tan Mo and Xu Xiaonian's eyes respectively.
"Don't look at it, it's not suitable for children."
"What about you?" Tan Mo and Xu Xiaonian hurriedly covered their eyes.
Seeing Xiang Nuan's reluctance, Tan Mo shouted, "Er Liuzi, call the police! Someone here is forcing women without regard for the hospital."
Erliuzi was speechless. They asked her, Qin Xiao's lackey, to report Qin Xiao?
Do you think she's too full?
"Why didn't you call the police yourself?"
"I have no hands." Tan Mo shouted.
"Call the police?" Qin Xiao laughed in anger. "Why don't you try calling the police?"
"Wait! I'll take out my phone now."
"Wait!" Xiang Nuan poked her head out from behind Qin Xiao. "Don't call the police. Brother Xiao didn't force me."
Tan Mo opened her eyes in surprise and pulled Lu Xingjian's hand away. "Then when he was pulling your cotton pants off just now, you were still saying 'Yameidi, Yameidi'?"
Xiang Nuan felt hot from head to toe, and she couldn't bring herself to utter the word "interest" no matter what.
When Qin Xiao turned his gaze from Xiang Nuan to Tan Mo, there was a hint of amusement in his eyes. "You don't understand this, do you? You're just an elementary school kid."
Tan Mo: ???
Xu Xiaonian suddenly complained in a low voice: "A primary school kid is better than a stingy man like you. The thing you bought for Xiang Nuan is polyester fiber, not real wool."
"Do you know how staticgy polyester trousers are?"
"You are such a domineering CEO."
"That's right." Nangong Liefu echoed her husband, "They're already playing the game of 'peeling off my legs layer by layer', and they're not willing to spend this little money."
Qin Xiao: ...
Lu Xingjian said coldly: "You sang quite well."
"That's it."
"That's enough!" Qin Xiao slammed the marble stove vigorously. "You two are playing along and still having fun."
"You don't even know the Qin family's rules. What are you doing wandering around the villa at night?"
Tan Mo suddenly realized, "No wonder Erliuzi said that the Qin family is very dangerous at night. He didn't mean that you two would urinate and defecate anywhere at any time. No, do it, right?"
Qin Xiao's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, like an angry lion on the verge of exploding. He was too lazy to get entangled with them, "Get out of here quickly."
Tan Mo and the others looked at each other and knew that he was in a very bad condition, so they decided to escape first.
Erliuzi also had the tact to run away.
Halfway through her escape, Tan Mo remembered her mission again.
She stopped and turned around to ask, "Are you two going to wait until we leave before doing it?"
Qin Xiao: ...
Xiang Nuan: ...
Looking at their expressions, it was unexpected that Tan Mo had guessed it right.
Tan Mo and his group: "Huh~"
Qin Xiao picked up the rag on the stove, ran out, and threw it out, "Get out!"
Tan Mo deftly dodged the rag and said with a smile, "Why are you so angry? I just wanted to say that you guys have to exercise and probably don't have time to eat spicy crayfish. Why don't you give it to us? There are more of us."
"This thing will break tomorrow."
"I wouldn't even give it to the dog!"
"Hey hey hey, Sang Biao and Keke can't eat such salty and spicy food."
Qin Xiao: "Ahhhhhh! I'll kill you! Today I'll let you know why my last name is Qin."
"Calm down, Qin Xiao." Xiang Nuan was worried and ran out to persuade him.
Unexpectedly, her foot slipped and she fell towards Qin Xiao.
Tan Mo: …
She complained speechlessly: "After this fall, the two of them will probably kiss each other."
Tan Mo had not read the novel "One Birth, Seven Treasures: Mr. Xiao, Please Be Gentle on the Cruelty", but she really thought she was a genius, because the next second after she finished speaking, Xiang Nuan had already fallen on Qin Xiao.
The two lips magically stuck together.
The system beeped excitedly in Tan Mo's mind: "Welcome to the time of online literary clichés!
Tan Mo: ...
Lu Xingjian: ...
Nangong Lie: ...
Xu Xiaonian: ...Huh?
Erliuzi complained: "If they can even kiss each other, Newton's coffin must have been blown apart by him."
Xiang Nuan wanted to get up, and Qin Xiao took this opportunity to kiss her a few more times.
Tan Mo coughed and said, "Be careful of the impact, there are some elementary school kids here."
Lu Xingjian, a little kid, said, "It doesn't matter. Little kids are already a long way from adulthood."
Qin Xiao had no choice but to let Xiang Nuan go. "Be careful, you're the ones being affected, you eavesdroppers. This is my home."
Xiang Nuan stood up and straightened her messy hair and shirt. "Don't get me wrong, it was really an accident."
"This Qin family is a bit strange. Qin Xiao and I always kiss each other by chance, and the probability is even higher at night."
Nangong Lie had a face that looked like he was trying to deceive someone.
Xiang Nuan: "If you don't believe me, try it yourself."
"Just give it a try." Nangong Lie walked over.
He walked to where Xiang Nuan was standing, and then walked back and forth several times. In order to show the effect, he deliberately walked in exaggerated ways such as sliding and dragging his feet.
"Look, you won't fall, will you?" Nangong Lie walked from Xiang Nuan to Qin Xiao.
Walking back to Xiang Nuan from Qin Xiao's side, he said smugly, "I still can't fall. It's fine that you kissed me like this, but you don't let anyone say anything."
"That's right." Xu Xiaonian walked over, "I'll try walking too."
She came to Nangong Lie and just took a few steps when she fell on Nangong Lie with a pia chi.
The weird thing was that their mouths were touching.
Qin Xiao's sneer turned into a hearty laugh, disregarding his image. He imitated Nangong Lie's tone and said sarcastically, "You see, you can't fall, right? You still can't fall~"
Nangong Lie and Xu Xiaonian were in disbelief, and since they were kissing in public, they quickly got up from the ground in embarrassment.
He stared at the floor and muttered, "How is this possible?"
Xu Xiaonian shouted at Tan Mo: "Mo, come here and try."
Tan Mo and Lu Xingjian looked at each other, both a little hesitant, but not convinced.
This kind of inexplicable kissing actually happened in the Bo family. Bo Yanli, Zhao Yun, and Tang Yi would sometimes do things inexplicably.
Sometimes he even did it in front of the two children, making Lu Xingjian and Bo Haoran feel embarrassed and disgusted.
Of course, the three of them were jealous and had a fight with each other.
Lu Xingjian keenly discovered that this kind of inappropriate use of color seemed to be a very common phenomenon among crazy men and women.
Common but illogical.
Lu Xingjian has always been curious.
He didn't say anything, but walked over to try it out. He walked back and forth on the floor where the four people fell, his brows becoming more and more furrowed.
Because he didn't find anything unusual at all.
He shook his head at Tan Mo.
Tan Mo knew that Xiang Nuan and Qin Xiao could kiss each other because the author forced love.
Readers like to see pornographic content, so authors will inexplicably write intimate scenes to cater to the market.
It doesn’t matter why it’s intimate, as long as it’s an intimate scene, be as intimate as possible.
The author will hold down the coffin lids of each scientist and try his best to make the male and female protagonists intimate.
Anyway, physics doesn't exist in romance novels.
Tan Mo had complained about this with her friends before, where the male and female protagonists, who were still strangers, always kissed each other for various reasons.
She wanted to see how the heroine could fall into the hero's arms.
Tan Mo looked at Erliuzi who was not far away and asked, "Do you want to try it together?"
Erliuzi shook his head like a rattle and said, "If you don't try, you won't die."
Okay then, Tan Mo will break the routine of romance novels alone.
She walked to Lu Xingjian and took a few steps.
Everyone else held their breath, afraid that their breathing would affect Tan Mo.
But who knew that when she took the third step, Tan Mo suddenly slipped and she subconsciously grabbed the arm of Lu Xingjian beside her.
The moment she grabbed him, she realized with a shudder of fear that she and Lu Xingjian were also heading towards their fate.
She must change the ending.
When sliding towards the ground, Tan Mo deliberately turned her body to the side. She would rather have an intimate contact with the ground than kiss Lu Xingjian in public.
Clang—a loud noise, even louder than the sound of the previous two pairs falling to the ground.
Tan Mo closed her eyes in pain. In order to break the destined kiss, Tan Mo thought that she had paid a huge price.
She pursed her lips.
Eh?
Why is the floor so soft?
Damn! The Qin family can't be rich enough to buy real leather floors, right?
It seems that while I’m completing tasks these days, I’ll also take the opportunity to pick up a few pieces of leather flooring.
However, when Tan Mozhen opened her eyes for the first time, she was stunned to see Lu Xingjian, who was pressed under her with a red face.
His black hair, eyes, and nose were all close at hand, and even the lines on his face could be seen clearly.
Tan Mo moved her lips again.
Shit! Did they kiss?
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