The fake emperor disguised as An Ba wrote four imperial edicts in a row, and then called the new eunuch chief, Xiao Dengzi.
"You have just taken office, and no one knows you yet. I will give you a chance to show your face. Go to these four families to announce the decree. Do a good job. I still have high hopes for you."
Little Dengzi was very excited, thinking that he was lucky as he was valued by the Emperor right after taking office!
He immediately knelt down and saluted to show his loyalty, thinking that he would rise to prominence from now on! "I, Xiao Dengzi, thank you for your grace. From now on, I will go through fire and water and die without hesitation!"
An Ba waved his hands repeatedly and laughed secretly in his heart. This is a job that offends people. I hope you can laugh when you see the content.
After Xiao Dengzi left, An Ba called Wei Yi and Wei Er, who were acting as secret guards, and said, "One of you two should run errands for me. Keep an eye on the eunuch who just left and see how many benefits he received and how many treasures he withheld. We will take them back later and make him work in vain."
Wei Er immediately raised his hand to express his opinion, "I'll go, I'll go, I'm happy to do this job. It's uncomfortable to be trapped in this big square cage all of a sudden. It's better to be free and happy outside."
Wei Yi glared at him and said, "Can you change your impetuous habits? You are asked to work outside, not to go out and have fun. Don't use every new word you learn. Don't tell others that you know us. We think you are embarrassing."
The two were about to quarrel again, but someone came outside, so they quickly kept quiet. Wei Yi went back to the beam and dozed off, while Wei Er flew out lightly to monitor Xiao Dengzi.
What gave An Ba a headache was that three ladies came outside, all of them came under the pretext of delivering food to the emperor.
It was like two rivals in love meeting each other, they were extremely jealous of each other and started quarreling outside the door.
When An Ba heard that there was something exciting to watch, he forgot his current identity and just lay down through the crack of the door to watch.
One of the ladies, who was wearing a peach pink palace dress, looked up and down at the other two and rolled her eyes first, showing great disgust.
"I say, Concubine Li, even if your house was robbed, it doesn't mean you have become so shabby all of a sudden!
Look at you, you are as plain as noodles in plain soup, and your hair is even worse, without even a flower. Even the widow’s clothes are not as plain as yours.
You are so poor, yet you are still thinking about sending food to the emperor. Are you sending cabbage soup?
Let us take a good look and open our eyes!"
The lackey next to her was quick-witted and snatched the food box from the maidservant beside Concubine Li, and opened the lid with a snap.
I saw that what was inside was a bowl of vegetable porridge, and the vegetable used was cabbage.
Concubine Zhen and Concubine Jing were laughing so hard that they couldn't stop, and their lackeys also laughed along.
Concubine Li was so angry that her face turned like a color palette, sometimes green and sometimes purple. Her eyes were full of fire and she wished she could strangle that little bitch Concubine Zhen to death.
But Zhen Fei still felt that this was not enough, so she picked up the bowl of vegetable porridge and poured it directly on Li Fei's head.
She even said, "I think your hair is too plain, let me add some color to it. We are sisters, so you don't need to thank me."
This Li Fei could still bear it. She wiped the obscene things off her head and screamed, "Ah! He Baozhen, thank your grandma. I will never let you go."
After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hands and walked over to Zhenfei's face.
When Zhen Fei's lackeys tried to intercept them, Li Fei kicked them one by one and sent them flying three meters away, making them lie on the ground and unable to get up.
She rolled up her sleeves and said, "After I teach your dog master a lesson, I will deal with you dog slaves."
At this time, Zhenfei was a little scared. How could she forget that Wang Meili knew Kung Fu!
But the words have been spoken and the things have been done, and they cannot be taken back. Now all she can do is to remain stubborn.
While backing away, he uttered harsh words in a trembling voice, "I'm warning you, Wang Meili, don't come over here, otherwise, I'll make you pay."
Of course, this didn't work. In a blink of an eye, Concubine Li was in front of Concubine Zhen. She slapped Concubine Zhen several times in a row, and then punched her in the mouth and eyes.
While beating him, he scolded, "I taught you a lesson, today I will teach you a lesson so that you will remember it.
Remember, be low-key in the future, don’t look at what you shouldn’t look at, and don’t say what you shouldn’t say. "
Then he stared at the jewelry and hairpins on Zhenfei's head and felt annoyed, so he reached out to take them off.
"Since we are all sisters, there is no need to distinguish between you and me. What's yours is mine. Since it's mine, I won't be polite."
At this moment, Zhenfei covered her eyes and mouth, crying without any image, with big snot bubbles coming out.
He was stunned when he heard what Concubine Li said. What do you mean by "you're welcome"? He opened his eyes with difficulty and looked at Concubine Li and asked, "I've already beaten you, what else do you want to do?"
Concubine Li just showed a sly smile, then reached out and rudely took the jewelry off her head and put it on her own head.
Zhenfei's hair was plucked like a fried chicken, and a lot of hair fell out.
After that, Concubine Li kicked Concubine Zhen hard and she fell to the ground. She felt relieved now.
The lackeys who were looking at Zhen Fei from behind sneered at them, frightening them so much that they trembled all over and immediately knelt down and kowtowed to beg for mercy.
"Empress Li, we are the ones who were blind and didn't know the real man. We are the ones who offended you. Please forgive us this time. We won't dare to do it again."
"You remember to beg for mercy now. What were you doing earlier? It's too late!"
After saying this harshly, Concubine Li attacked from both sides and taught those lackeys a lesson one by one.
He looked back at Concubine Jing who was standing aside and watching the show, looked her up and down, reached out and pulled off the jade bracelet on her hand, "You are not a good person either, you are a fence-sitter, you are against the wind, be careful that you will be blown to death by the wind one day."
This is intolerable. This bracelet was her mother's dowry!
Concubine Jing simply stopped pretending, rolled up her sleeves, grabbed Concubine Li's collar and started fanning herself.
“If the tiger doesn’t show its might, you will treat me like a sick cat!
It's really hard to pretend for so long, today I'm going to open your eyes and stretch your muscles."
After a few rounds, she started fighting with Concubine Li, but it was obvious that Concubine Li was no match for Concubine Jing. She was at a disadvantage after just a few rounds and was always suppressed by Concubine Jing.
As soon as Zhen Fei saw the opportunity, she called her lackeys and they all rushed forward.
It suddenly turned from a one-on-one fight into a group brawl, and An Ba was enjoying watching it so much.
He even cheered for Concubine Li, "Hey! Why don't you get up and fight!
It's too boring to give up so soon. I had high hopes for you."
In a fit of excitement, he directly opened the door in front of him that was in the way and became an on-site instructor.
It was almost time for Wei Yi to try to stop it but failed. He could only hold out Er Kang's hand and say, "No!"
It would inevitably be too late, so I might as well go back to Fang Liangshan to watch the fun and see how that brat An Ba would get back on track.
A group of women were fighting enthusiastically below when they saw the emperor in a shining dragon robe explaining to them how to fight.
What's the point of fighting? They all threw themselves at An Ba, crying, "Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for me!"
An Ba was suddenly overwhelmed, with a thousand horses galloping through his mind.
I thought, it’s over, it’s over, how could I have forgotten about this? I am now the eldest prince’s pig, their nominal husband!
I was thinking, what should I do? What should I do?
He looked up at Wei Yi on the beam and mouthed for help.
As a result, Wei Yi gave him a helpless gesture, but what he was thinking in his heart was, I'm busy watching the fun, how can I have the time to help you!
An Ba secretly cursed Wei Yi for being so unkind, then lowered his head to look at the three concubines in front of him who looked no different from street shrews, especially their current looks, which were too eye-catching.
He cursed loudly, "How shameful!"
The three men were so frightened that they immediately let go of their hands that were holding his thighs and knelt at attention.
They said in unison: "We know we are wrong, please punish us, Your Majesty."
When An Ba heard the punishment, he thought to himself, "I'm sleepy and someone gave me a pillow." He was just worrying about how to deal with these annoying girls, and now they have come to him.
"Look at each of you, do you still act like masters?
Those who engage in group fights and behave improperly in front of the emperor, come here, drag them all away and give them twenty lashes of the cane to serve as a warning to others.
The servant was taken to the Ministry of Punishment, and the master was demoted three levels and confined to reflect on his mistakes for half a year."
When the people below heard this, those with poor psychological endurance fainted immediately.
Those who could bear it better quickly kowtowed and begged for mercy, "Your Majesty, please take back your order and your fame!"
An Ba then said, "Don't joke!"
Those people's minds were immediately cut off, and they were dragged away by palace servants to be executed like noodles.
After the scene was clear, An Ba opened the remaining two food boxes in a good mood, and saw the broken snacks and dishes that were unrecognizable inside.
I felt so sad, "This good thing is wasted!"
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