Suddenly, a group of carrier pigeons flew over Leng Yue and Huo Jingxuan's heads, and they became living targets for everyone to practice shooting and darts.
Then there were sounds of pah pa pa and whoosh swish, and in an instant pigeons fell to the ground.
Every corpse was incomplete, or to be more precise, it was a horrible sight.
An Shi was so distressed that he beat his chest and stamped his feet, pointing at everyone and cursing, "What a bunch of losers! Pigeon soup is a great tonic. It's such a good thing, and you guys just wasted it like that!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Huo Jingxuan kicked him, "How can you talk if you don't know how to talk?
Now I see that you are extremely courageous. You even dared to teach my wife and I a lesson, just because of a few pigeons."
An Shi immediately put on a fake smile and said, "Master and Madam, please don't be angry. It's my fault for not being able to speak."
"Get lost!" Huo Jingxuan used this one word to get rid of him.
An Shi felt very miserable, he never thought that just for a few pigeons, his lady and master would have to take action personally.
Aren't other people's masters just standing still and at most just talking? Whose master is like his, always rushing to the front line for everything?
They are bored with nothing all day long. If they don't find something to do, they will just be freeloaders. They have no sense of participation at all and feel like they are about to lose their jobs.
At this time, other secret guards came over with a few prostitutes and rescued An Shi.
It was the first time that he saw these brothers so pleasing to the eye. It was simply timely relief!
An Wu frowned, his face was extremely dark, and before he even got close to her, he pushed the tied-up prostitute to the ground.
He turned around and exhaled a long breath without making a sound. God had no idea how hard it was for him to hold his breath all the way.
Is this brothel selling rouge and powder as a sideline? Otherwise, why are they using it like it’s free? They’re applying it all over their faces and bodies. It makes him want to vomit.
When he turned around again, he found that everyone had the same reaction as him. Their eyes met inadvertently and they couldn't help laughing.
But even though I was laughing, I still didn't forget to make a report.
"My Lord and Madam, these prostitutes were dishonest and secretly released pigeons from all directions. We caught them on the spot."
An Shi stared at the ground for a long time with his eyes wide open, but there were only people and no pigeons!
He hurriedly asked An Wu, "You only caught the man, but let the pigeon run away. You didn't do your job well. When we were training, our master didn't teach us this way!"
An Wu immediately pushed An Shi, who was spitting all over the place, aside and said, "The pigeons are all in An Er's hands. If you are thinking about the ingredients, just say you are thinking about the ingredients. If you continue to stir up trouble for no reason and put false accusations on us, we will kick you out."
"Haha! I mean well. Every time we make something delicious, don't we all eat together? I've never missed a bite from my brothers!" An Shi clearly acted like a coward at the critical moment.
Afterwards, everyone saw the fat man An Er coming late, followed by Li Diyang carrying a pigeon cage.
One walked in front with a swagger, and the other one was like a little follower, playing the role of a lackey vividly.
When they got there, An Er signaled Li Diyang to hand the pigeon cage to An Shi, and ordered some dishes, "Make soup with half of it, and make crispy-skinned pigeon with the other half. I haven't eaten it for a long time, and it goes well with wine."
Leng Yue had to admit that An Er was still the best at eating.
I looked down and saw the blood on his body, and asked him hurriedly, "What happened?
Was he injured, or did he help kill the pigeons? "
Li Diyang, who was standing beside him, could no longer hold back his excitement. He gestured as he spoke, "My master is so awesome. He swung his knife and killed all those maids who stood us up in a few strokes. So cool!"
An Er even added, "What do you mean by a maid who stood someone up? She was clearly a maid who tipped off the others, how could she be so uncultured!"
Everyone just watched An Er pretending to be cool, and the key point was that Li Diyang actually believed what he said.
He nodded and said, "Master is right, I will change it.
Master is really amazing. Not only is his martial arts great, but he also speaks in an elegant manner. What do you call that? He speaks in a very eloquent manner, even using idioms!"
"Eh~~!" Everyone felt really disgusted when they heard this!
With An Er's young and uneducated level, it's totally incompatible with his eloquent and literary skills!
They were all family members, and considering the need to save face for An Er, they didn't make things too explicit.
But the prostitutes on the ground couldn't bear to watch it anymore. They looked at An Er's burly body and his appearance that didn't look very smart, and they were disgusted to death.
"What a bunch of country bumpkins who have never seen the world. Where on earth did you come from?
I advise you to let us go and get out of here quickly, so you can save your life. Otherwise, when the adults come, we will kill you without leaving a single piece of armor, and you will have to pay the price for it!"
“Pah!”
What greeted them were loud slaps in the face, and the ones who beat them were naturally the secret guards closest to them.
The angry prostitutes screamed, "Ahhh~~
Are you still men? How dare you treat a weak woman like us so rudely. "
It would have been better if they didn't say anything. Once they did, it aroused public indignation, and the secret guards beat them up again.
Now he was in trouble, with disheveled hair, a bruised face, and streaks of powder and rouge on his face from blood from his nose and tears, like a circus monkey.
The courtesan Mudan couldn't see her own face, but when she saw that everyone else had become half-human, half-ghost, she knew that she was not much better off.
He suddenly became like crazy and was about to shout at the top of his lungs, but Li Diyang blocked his mouth with his stinky shoes.
He did not forget to imitate the way the secret guards had beaten people just now, and punched them twice.
He turned around and asked An Er for praise, "Master, what do you think of my work? Not bad, right?
Is the angle and force of the punch enough?"
"Good, good, this boy is teachable!" An Er really pretended to be so good. Everyone shuddered with discomfort and consciously stayed away from this guy.
An Shi took advantage of every opportunity to kill pigeons and prepare food. He opened the bamboo tube tied to the pigeon's leg and saw that the contents were all adults, so run away.
He thought it was new, so he handed the note to Huo Jingxuan and said jokingly, "It's really new! They say whores are heartless and actors are disloyal, but these prostitutes are quite affectionate and righteous. At this time, they are not thinking about packing up their belongings and running away, but instead informing Heshen."
The courtesan Mudan on the ground was so angry when she heard what An Shi said that she spat out the stinky shoes in her mouth, stretched her neck and yelled at him, "I'm not a whore, I'm the master's wife."
"Bah! You're a whore and you still want to be a virtuous woman. You're not even a mistress. Your wife lives in a brothel!" An Shi responded rudely.
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