Chapter 592: Blockhead



"If the entire army is mobilized, can we still call it watching the fun?

Isn't that just starting a war?" Leng Yue said.

Huo Jingxuan raised his eyebrows and smiled, "This is exactly the effect I want. It has been delayed for so long, it's time to start the fight!

Pass the order down and let Huoda and Sun Meng lead the team.

We will attack rashly this time and catch the Liao army off guard!"

When the people present heard that a war was going to happen, the men were excited and the women were nervous.

Then I heard An Er howling loudly, "Ouch~~"

“After waiting for so many years, the fight is finally about to begin.

I have to get my precious hammer and beat those Liao army bastards to death!"

After saying that, An Er didn't want to waste any more time, so he tiptoed on the ground and rushed out through the window.

He doesn't even want his wife anymore!

Li Tuantuan was left standing there, originally with a worried look on his face, but now he looked confused.

After he realized what was happening, he stomped his feet in anger.

He was still cursing An Er in a low voice, "You bastard, you are just a piece of wood, with a blocky head, you don't understand anything at all!"

After hearing this, Feng, who was standing next to him, quickly covered Li Tuantuan's mouth with her hands.

"Tuantuan, hurry up and say 'Pah! Pah! Pah!'

The war is about to start, and the word death is unacceptable, it is unlucky!"

When Li Tuantuan heard this, he quickly did as he was told and even slapped his mouth with his hand.

“Pooh, pooh, pooh!

Ignorance is not a crime!

I will definitely keep my mouth shut from now on, just pretend I didn’t say anything this time!"

After finishing the deed, he bowed to the surroundings in a superstitious manner.

Finally, he simply stopped in the direction facing Leng Yue and bowed to Leng Yue again.

At the same time, he was still mumbling, "Everyone says that praying to God is not as good as praying to your wife!

Madam, you must bless our Huo family army to win!

By the way, please also bless my family's An Er to be safe and sound and come back safely."

The other female relatives present saw Li Tuantuan worshipping Leng Yue.

When Leng Yue saw this, she didn't react at all. She just followed suit and bowed.

Seeing this, Leng Yue teased them deliberately.

He reached out and pinched his own philtrum, shouting, "Help!

If you do this, I will be under a lot of pressure.

Or get me a mirror, so I can follow the crowd and worship myself!"

Leng Yue is always unserious when talking, and everyone has gotten used to it!

They all came over and asked Leng Yue, "Madam, we are really going to fight this time.

Aren't you afraid at all?"

"I'm not afraid of shit. What I'm most afraid of right now should be the Liao army!

I'm going back to my room to catch up on some sleep, you guys should go do what you need to do!"

The women were even more surprised, and asked Leng Yue, "It's already this late, how can you still sleep?"

Leng Yue signaled to everyone, "Relax, be patient!

Today is just a warm-up match, a small fight to let the soldiers get their feeling and build up their confidence.

Why shouldn’t I sleep? If you have nothing to do, go back to your room and get some beauty sleep.

When the fighting officially starts in two days, none of us will be able to sleep peacefully."

Even though they said that, how could they sleep?

After saying goodbye to Leng Yue, they all wished they could grow wings and fly quickly to their families.

Li Tuantuan thought, there’s no chance for me to fly, I might as well run!

Otherwise, when I move back step by step, who knows where that blockhead An Er has gone!

She did it right away, picked up her skirt and ran back.

While running, she muttered, "This skirt is beautiful, but it is really a hindrance.

If she hadn't been held back by these things, she would have already run two miles away by now!"

Fortunately, after rushing, they finally managed to stop him before An Er went out.

Li Tuantuan looked around to see if there was anyone around, then he stood on tiptoe and reached out to twist An Er's ear.

"You blockhead, you run so fast, but you made me run so fast!

I used all my strength to suck my breast!

Have you forgotten that you already have a wife?

You still think you are a widower and no one cares about you, right? "

An Er felt a little guilty for a moment when his real intention was revealed.

He even forgot to rescue the person whose ears were grabbed by Li Tuantuan.

"Well, you know me, my brain is slow to react!

I didn’t get used to it for a while, but I’ll remember it next time.”

Li Tuantuan saw that An Er admitted his mistake with a good attitude, and thought that he would be going to the battlefield soon.

I felt sorry for him, so I let go of his hand.

After letting go, she saw that An Er's ears had been twisted red by her.

I felt even more distressed and quickly rubbed his face.

She punched An Er in the chest and glared at him coquettishly.

“You are stupid!

You wouldn't make a sound if it hurts, you didn't react at all the time, not even a sound, I thought it didn't hurt!"

As he said this, he stood on tiptoe and wanted to blow on An Er.

An Er was so scared that he pushed Li Tuantuan out, and he did not forget to take three steps back.

He was still saying, "I have to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy soon!

You are kneading and blowing on me, aren't you pulling me into the arms of tenderness and venting my anger?

During this special period, please be more reserved."

If Li Tuantuan didn't have some skills and his background was not at an advantage, he would have been invincible.

Just the push that An Er gave her just now was enough to send her flying.

Li Tuantuan took a deep breath and said to herself, "I'm not angry, I'm not angry.

If you make yourself angry, no one can help you!

Who said this mallet was chosen by me? "

She forced a smile and told An Er, "Husband!

When you go to the battlefield and kill as many enemies as possible, be smart and don't hurt yourself.

Don't forget, I'm still waiting for you to come back home!"

He reached out and grabbed An Er's big hand, placing it on his lower abdomen.

"Maybe, now here, there are already our children.

You can't just abandon us mother and daughter!"

Li Tuantuan suddenly became so sentimental, and An Er felt something was wrong.

He cleared his throat, glanced at Li Tuantuan and said, "Wife, can you be more normal?

You suddenly become so gentle and sentimental, I am a little nervous."

Li Tuantuan couldn't help it this time, and first pinched his own philtrum.

Then he took off his shoes, sat cross-legged on the bed and said, "Then you go!

When you come back from the battle, if conditions permit, bring me some meat.

Don't forget what you promised me.

We agreed that you would take care of all my flesh for the rest of my life.

A man should keep his word, you can't break your promise!"

When it comes to meat, An Er thinks this is right!

He leaned over and kissed Li Tuantuan, "I will definitely keep my word, and you will get a piece of my meat.

I promise that both you and our daughter will be plump and healthy.

You two can just stay at home and wait for me to come back!"

Now it was Li Tuantuan's turn to feel embarrassed, and he simply pulled the quilt next to him to cover his face.

Waved to signal An Er to go!

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