Zhang Heping had indeed finished washing, but he also washed his underwear that he had taken off.
A dozen minutes later, he finally emerged with his hair still wet.
“If you don’t dry your hair, you won’t catch a cold since there’s no heating in the house,” Shen Yanming said.
"Uh, I didn't feel cold in the bathroom, but as soon as I stepped out of that door, I felt a shiver all over and wanted to sneeze."
Zhang Heping rubbed his nose, stifling a sneeze that hadn't yet escaped, and asked, "Where should I hang this?"
Shen Yanming looked at the wet underwear in Zhang Heping's hand and felt a little embarrassed. Although it was just a pair of underwear, he didn't want his wife to see someone else's.
After thinking for a moment, Shen Yanming pointed to the bathroom behind Zhang Heping, "Hang it on the towel rack, and take it back when you get home."
"Oh, I was thinking of leaving it at your place so I wouldn't have to go home to get a change of clothes when I come back to shower," Zhang Heping muttered as he walked back to the bathroom.
Shen Yanming rubbed the throbbing veins on his forehead and silently chanted in his heart, "These are brothers, these are brothers!"
I really want to punch someone, what should I do?
When Zhang Heping returned, Shen Yanming said to him, "I left you a change of clothes at home. Take all your dirty clothes away in a bit. I don't want my wife to wash your clothes."
Yeah, I don't even want to use the washing machine.
Zhang Heping ignored the disdain in Shen Yanming's tone and said with great surprise, "Really? Old Shen, you're so great! Love you, love you, mwah!"
Shen Yanming couldn't take it anymore and slapped away Zhang Heping's hand that was reaching out to hug his arm. "Where did you pick up these bad habits? They're so mushy, it's so unlike you!"
Zhang Heping frowned. "Really?"
"Yeah, you're not gay, are you?" Shen Yanming asked uncertainly.
To everyone's surprise, Zhang Heping exploded upon hearing this, "Fuck you, I'm straight, a die-hard straight man!"
Shen Yanming nodded. "That's more like it. You disgusted me just now. I really thought you'd changed your sexual orientation."
"Don't you think that was cute and endearing?" Zhang Heping asked.
"I just found what you did earlier disgusting!"
"No way, I think that's how the young man who just came to our hospital is. Lots of female doctors and nurses like him, and patients and their families even bring him delicious food."
"You have no idea how envious I've been these past few days. Even I, the most beautiful girl in the hospital, have been outshone," Zhang Heping said sourly.
What does it matter to you if he's popular?
"It's all because..." Zhang Heping almost blurted out, but thankfully he stopped himself in time.
"Why are you jealous of her?"
"No, why would I be jealous of him? That sissy!" Zhang Heping waved his hand dismissively, then rolled his eyes as he remembered something.
"Then why are you copying him? You're just imitating someone else, aren't you?" Shen Yanming didn't know what was wrong with his friend's brain, that he could do something so unreliable.
"I... I didn't learn from him. It's just that I spent a lot of time together and got a little infected," Zhang Heping said somewhat guiltily. He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Shen Yanming's face showed no change.
Actually, he was just imitating a little bit, but he didn't know why, after learning other people's tone, actions and expressions, he became less popular than before. Some female doctors and nurses even avoided him, while many male family members took the initiative to invite him to treat female patients.
"You don't actually like that person, do you? So you've unconsciously become like them?"
"Pah! I would never like that person. If I were to like someone, it would be a gentle and lovely woman!"
Seeing this, Shen Yanming breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't become gay.
"You should go back to normal, otherwise you'll scare away gentle and lovely girls. Even if you don't scare them away, they'll only see you as a best friend, and you'll never become their boyfriend!" Shen Yanming said.
"Why? Don't girls these days all like younger, cute guys? I've looked it up online!"
Shen Yan glanced at Zhang Heping and said, "Is that a little puppy? That's a Taiwanese girl!"
"Damn it, Shen Yanming, I'll fight you to the death!" Zhang Heping said as he pounced on Shen Yanming, tickling him and pulling his ears.
Speechless, Shen Yanming pushed the idiot aside, but the idiot persisted in pouncing on him.
Shen Yanming couldn't take it anymore and shouted, "Wife, help! Someone is bullying your man!"
The bedroom was well soundproofed, so Bi Qiaoan couldn't hear much of the noise from outside.
However, she felt that she had stayed in the room long enough, and it would be impolite not to go out.
Unexpectedly, as soon as she stepped out of the room, she saw Zhang Heping lying on top of Shen Yanming, hugging him with both hands and feet, and leaning down towards Shen Yanming.
Shen Yanming kept backing away, using his arms to brace against Zhang Heping and prevent him from touching him.
Bi Qiaoan was stunned. "What are you doing?"
The two froze, and Shen Yanming took the initiative, his tone extremely aggrieved, almost to the point of tears, as he said to Bi Qiaoan, "Wife, he's bullying me, he has inappropriate thoughts about me, kick him out!"
Zhang Heping was so angry that he climbed off him. "Old Shen, that's not fair of me! When have I ever been interested in you? I was just trying to bite your ear, and you're trying to smear me like that? Have you no shame?"
"No, I want a wife!"
"Tch~" Zhang Heping rolled his eyes, found a place far away from Shen Yanming to sit down, and said to Bi Qiaoan, "There's really nothing between us, we were just joking around."
"Oh, so you've gotten into a fight, and you're hugging so tightly? I feel like you're trying to cover something up," Bi Qiaoan said coolly.
Shen Yanming was also a little scared. He was afraid that his wife had really misunderstood, so he quickly explained, "Honey, there's really nothing between us. I was the one who said I thought Zhang Heping was gay, and that's when he pounced on me and hit me."
“That’s right, that’s exactly it. He deserves to be hit for slandering me.” Zhang Heping quickly shifted the blame.
"Heh, you're quite in sync!" Bi Qiaoan sat down between the two of them, ignoring both of them.
Actually, she wasn't angry. She knew that their good relationship was just playful banter between men.
However, seeing someone clinging to her husband made her a little jealous. After all, that was her position, and she would never allow anyone to covet it.
Yes, including men!
So, Bi Qiaoan pretended to misunderstand the two of them, sat in the middle waiting for them to apologize, and let someone know that even when playing around, there should be some limits.
Shen Yanming breathed a sigh of relief as he looked at Bi Qiaoan's face, which was pretending to be serious but couldn't hide the upturned corners of her mouth.
He quickly got up and sat down next to Bi Qiaoan, pulling her into his arms with both hands and feet, saying, "Wife, I only love you. That Zhang Heping, he's a stinky man, he doesn't deserve my love!"
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