Chapter 289 The funniest joke of the year



The word "seal" was typed on the talisman.

In an instant, the talisman shone brightly and then disappeared into the void.

Suddenly, Gu Qingfeng felt that this world was different.

The vital energy of the surrounding heaven and earth was drained!

Just like a fish in a pond whose water had been drained out, he felt a little uncomfortable for no reason.

Gu Qingfeng was very surprised. He hurriedly mobilized the true energy in his body, but he was shocked to find that the true energy was like a quagmire, completely sealed in the body and could not be mobilized at all.

Oh shit!

Is this the method used by the Imperial Court Immortal Sect?

Without the true essence, wouldn't I be just an ordinary person, just an ordinary person with a slightly stronger body? This is bad, I'm done!

Even when he burst out with all his strength, he couldn't defeat the Tianyuan realm. Now that his true energy is sealed, he is even more unable to defeat him with his physical body alone.

At this time, the elegant man chuckled: "How is it? Are you surprised? In the Sealing Yuan Array, all methods of using Yuan Qi, including the Yuan Qi of Heaven and Earth, will be disabled. Without Yuan Qi, how can you activate the Heavenly Thunder Son?"

Hearing this, Gu Qingfeng was slightly stunned.

"Wait a minute, you said that all energy methods are banned. Does that mean you can't use them either?"

“Hahaha…” Another younger and arrogant boy laughed and said, “I know what you are thinking. Do you think that everyone’s power has been sealed and you can still win by relying on your physical body?

Since you can ask this question, it seems that you have practiced some body-building method, right?

Unfortunately, the background of Jianmen is far beyond your imagination. You don't think Jianmen only knows how to use swords, do you? To tell you the truth, in addition to the daily required sword techniques, we Jianmen disciples must also practice a body training method that uses sword energy to cleanse the body in order to cultivate the sword body.

Therefore, the people of Jianmen, in addition to using swords, also have physical strength far superior to their peers, so just surrender!"

"Brother Ye, why are you talking so much to this little thief? The Fengyuan formation has a time limit, so hurry up and do it."

Junior Sister Wen standing by was eager to try, obviously wanting to avenge her previous humiliation.

The arrogant young man called Senior Brother Ye smiled slightly and said, "Don't worry, Junior Sister Wen, the Sealing Formation can last at least half an hour. It won't take that long to deal with this beast. One breath is enough.

Senior Brother Qin, Senior Sister Nangong, leave this beast to me, you can just watch from the sidelines."

The elegant man and the cold-blooded woman nodded. Obviously, neither of them took Gu Qingfeng seriously and regarded him as a piece of meat on a felt board.

After getting the nod, the arrogant young man immediately walked towards Gu Qingfeng with a sneer. While walking, he also moved his fists and feet, and shook his neck twice, making a crackling sound of his muscles and bones. It was obvious that his body training had reached an extremely high level.

And at this time......

"Hehehe..." A hideous laugh suddenly pierced the night sky. Gu Qingfeng's body couldn't help shaking violently and burst into laughter.

What does it mean when you are at the end of your rope, there is always a way out?

This is it!

Gu Qingfeng was about to run away when he saw the situation was not good, but who knew that these idiots directly sealed the vitality of heaven and earth in order to restrict Tian Lei Zi. How could they compete with their physical bodies?

Isn't this the same as competing in hurdles with Liu Xiang, skiing with Gu Ailing, and table tennis with Zhang Yining?

I really don’t know how to write the word death!

The four people from Jianmen all frowned as they looked at Gu Qingfeng's fierce smile.

"Thief! What are you laughing at!" the young man named Ye asked.

"What are you laughing at? Hehehe... This is truly the funniest joke I've heard this year. Someone actually wants to compete with me in terms of physical strength? Even a great being in the Heavenly Realm wouldn't dare to be so arrogant!"

"Humph, arrogant, you are truly a frog in the well!"

"Tsk tsk, since you guys made me so happy, I will give you a chance, come on together."

When these words were spoken, the four people from Jianmen all felt amused. How could a mere ant in the Spirit Realm be so arrogant?

"Die!" Seeing Gu Qingfeng being so arrogant, the young man named Ye could no longer bear it. He roared and rushed towards Gu Qingfeng.

As he walked, the ground cracked and shook violently, as if an ancient giant beast was running wildly.

boom--!

The young man named Ye threw a punch, and a white air wave visible to the naked eye appeared in the air.

Facing this punch that was as powerful as a landslide, the grim smile on Gu Qingfeng's face became more and more obvious, and he neither dodged nor evaded.

The next second, something shocking happened.

Bang--!

There was a loud bang, and the young man named Ye flew backwards like a cannonball and hit a group of trees.

Gu Qingfeng slowly retracted his right leg which he had just raised.

When Senior Brother Qin and the others saw this scene, their faces suddenly changed and they were extremely shocked, as if they had seen something incredible.

How is this possible!

He is only at the Spirit Realm, and even if he knows some physical training techniques, he shouldn't be so powerful!

The Sword Sect's sword energy body-refining secret technique is a first-class body-refining secret technique, which can be said to be invincible in the same realm. How could it be impossible for it to not even withstand a blow from a cultivator who is one realm lower than it? !

"I was careless just now, try again!"

The young man named Ye has crawled out of the ruins, covered in sawdust and looking extremely disheveled. His face is flushed red and he is obviously furious.

As a child of destiny, how could he keep his face intact when he was punched away, especially in front of his fellow disciples?

"Today, I will let an ant like you see my stellar combat body!"

The young man named Ye roared angrily, and then his whole body was shining with starlight, as if the stars in the sky had fallen to the earth.

"This beast's body is indeed a bit strange, but Junior Brother Ye is serious about it, and even used his Star Battle Body. The outcome of this battle has been decided."

Said the elegant man known as Senior Brother Qin.

The two beauties, one big and one small, couldn't help but nod in agreement.

To be accepted as disciples by Jianmen, they naturally have extraordinary talents, and many of them possess extraordinary bodies. This young man named Ye is one of them. He was born with a star combat body and can draw the power of the stars to cleanse his body and make his body carry the power of the stars.

Every punch and every palm strike was like a falling meteor! Extremely powerful!

"Take my punch, Meteorite!"

The young man named Ye threw a punch, and the bright starlight gathered on his fist at an extremely fast speed. The air caused by friction suddenly heated up, as if a meteorite fell and broke through the atmosphere with violent friction.

A huge shadow of a meteor appeared from the fist and was infinitely magnified in Gu Qingfeng's eyes.

Faced with this attack, Gu Qingfeng had no desire to use the Prison-Suppressing Dragon Elephant Body.

He just stretched out a finger and lightly tapped the shooting star.

boom--!

With a loud bang, the starry sky disappeared.

The fist of the young man named Ye was easily pierced by Gu Qingfeng's fingers, and blood spilled all over the ground.

“Ahhhh!”

The intense pain from his fist made him scream.

Gu Qingfeng frowned, not liking to hear men screaming, so...

Bang!

A big ass with a messed up face.

He slapped the young man named Ye to the ground and then pressed the sole of his shoe hard on his mouth to prevent him from making any sound.

After doing all this, Gu Qingfeng glanced at the remaining three people and said calmly: "Too weak, let's attack together."

(There will be another chapter later)


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