Han Chen didn't move, and looked down at her, "Do you think I haven't seen the Spring Festival Gala skits?"
Zhou Mo's face flushed when he was exposed.
"Take a few steps even if you are not sick" - a classic line from Uncle Benshan's sketch "Selling Crutch".
"Hurry up and go!" Zhou Mo hit him on the lower back and urged him.
Han Chen followed closely behind, but it was difficult for him to walk. It seemed as if the muscles in his legs had been pulled out, and he had no strength at all. He could only lean on Zhou Mo and take steps based on his intuition.
After finally reaching the bathroom, Zhou Mo bent down to lift the toilet lid, wiped himself and wanted to put Han Chen on the toilet, "Sit down."
"What are you sitting on?" Han Chen asked.
Zhou Mo was surprised. "Don't you want to go to the bathroom? You can't stand, so you have to sit down?"
Han Chen frowned: "Where are the pants?"
Zhou Mo raised his eyes and glared at him, "Do it yourself, you still expect me to do it?"
Han Chen still frowned: "I can't sit."
Zhou Mo looked disgusted and asked, "Why can't I just sit down?"
"I need to do the standing kind."
“…”
Zhou Mo's face became even hotter.
She held her patience and asked through gritted teeth, "Can't you just sit down?"
"No man sits on it."
“…”
Zhou Mo wanted to just ignore him, but then he thought he couldn't hold it in until he became incontinent.
After struggling for a while, Zhou Mo said, "How about I find someone to help you?"
"Who are you looking for? Du Moliang and Zong Zheng are the only ones on this floor."
“…” They were even drunker than Han Chen.
It was a stalemate.
"Zhou Mo." Han Chen suddenly called her.
"Um?"
"What is our relationship now?"
"What's the relationship?"
"What does it matter if we get the marriage certificate?"
Zhou Mo hesitated, "Do you want to talk about husband and wife?"
"Since we're married, going to the bathroom shouldn't be a big deal, right?"
“…”
Zhou Mo's head began to steam again.
This... obviously makes no sense, yet it seems so reasonable.
Zhou Mo made up his mind, "Lean on me."
"How?"
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