Since returning from the physical examination center, there has always been a faint ambiguity between the two insects. It's like a can of sweet seasoning accidentally scattered in life, and being in it, it's a happy and harmonious life.
On this day, Zhao went to the military early in the morning.
He Yi, who had nothing to do, was at home. Since the two insects stayed together no matter what they did some time ago, such a short separation now made He Yi feel empty in his heart.
In the morning, He Yi leaned on the sofa and browsed the shopping website. The fair and dexterous ten fingers flew, throwing bag after bag of female insect snacks into the shopping cart, and then moved to the clothing area to throw the female insect clothing on the ranking list into the shopping cart, and then stuffed all the classic aircraft into the cart, and finally paid in one go.
He stared at the settlement amount on the order page without blinking, and laughed out loud unconsciously.
The joy of spending money is endless.
Of course, happy things should be shared with his wife. He Yi took a screenshot and sent it to the female insect, with the caption:
"A Zhao, I bought something for you today. I'm very happy. What about you? [笔芯.jpg］"
After sending the message, he leaned back on the sofa with his hands behind his head, closed his eyes and rested, waiting with interest. In
the military department, Admiral Zhao was listening to his subordinates report on military affairs in the conference room. Miraculously, his optical computer, which he always turned on the do not disturb mode before the meeting, rang.
It was still a special ringtone.
The female soldiers exchanged glances and turned their attention to Admiral Zhao, who had been fiddling with his laptop since the ringtone rang. The admiral's expressionless face was confused, surprised, and shy, which surprised the female soldiers. Their
gossiping hearts were burning. Admiral
Zhao, who was usually swift and decisive, fell into a vortex of indecision when replying to the male insect's text message. He typed and deleted the content in the input box, and deleted and typed again, always feeling that the wording was not perfect enough.
In the end, because he didn't want the male insect to wait too long, he sent the content that was barely in line with his heart with a nervous heart:
"Thank you, my lord, I am very happy too. [爱你么么噠.jpg]'
His slender, white fingertips moved on the virtual light screen, and typed another line of transfer information.
The female soldiers saw the admiral's expression change from entangled distress to joy and happiness, and were amazed. Admiral
Zhao, who was chatting with the male master during work hours, put down his laptop and restored his poker face in a second, forcing an explanation, "It was just an inquiry letter from Admiral Wei of the First Legion."
The female soldiers had an expression of "I understand, I understand, I will keep it confidential." Although but... You don't need to explain the inquiry letter from Admiral Wei to us subordinates, right? Isn't this a case of confession without proof?
Admiral Zhao lowered his eyes expressionlessly, coughed lightly, and casually tapped the metal conference table, "Can I fool you? The meeting continues."
The military wives narrowed their eyes.
Ha, why don't they believe it?
Here, He Yi, who was dozing with his eyes closed, felt the vibration of the optical computer.
After quickly poking it open, he was stunned for a moment. The female insect's first sentence was normal, but the second sentence made him speechless.
"Spend it as much as you want, don't save it, [screenshot of the optical computer balance.jpg], after the marriage is officially registered, these are all yours. [shy.jpg]"
Ding~! He Yi's optical computer received a huge transfer. He looked at the countless zeros at the back and felt a little dizzy.
Money is transferred without a word?
He Yi was overjoyed.
He Yi was pleased and decided to let Xiao Yi out for a while, so he turned off the robot's mute mode.
[Ah! My great master, thank you for letting Xiao Yi return to voice mode!] Xiao Yi circled around the sofa. It hadn't been turned on for a long time, so it was a little stuck and stagnant. After turning a few circles, it returned to its silky smoothness.
He Yi said generously: "If you don't say bad things about A Zhao in the future, I will give you freedom of speech." After saying that, he turned his eyes back to the optical computer interface.
Recently, He Yi has been hanging out in various forums on the Star Network, and has a general understanding of the customs and conditions of the insect tribe.
At noon, the sun was shining brightly. He read the "Male Insect Protection Law" with a strong heart, and then his three views were forced to reshape.
In order to continue the reproduction of the species, the insect race has an almost perverted protection for male insects. Male insects oppress and demand from female insects, and even trample and abuse them, but the society tacitly accepts that it is legal and reasonable. Once a female insect causes the slightest harm to a male insect, she will be subject to the most severe accusations of the law.
In particular, the high-level male insects with strong mental power and rich pheromones are given the status of aristocrats and have countless privileges.
Now the high-level male insect He Yi: No need to worry about breaking the law anymore. [The subway grandpa looks at the computer.jpg]
With the idea of breaking the jar, He Yi decided to be a seagull.
——Let the storm come more violently!
So, he dragged out the "Marriage Law of the Insect Tribe" from the computer and read it through. Then, his mouth opened into an O shape.
There are countless contents that shattered the three views.
For example, after the insect is married, all the property of the female insect belongs to the male insect.
For example, the plot in the ancient text before the time travel, where the heroine's heart and kidney were dug out and hung on the city wall for three days and three nights, became the female insect's bone and wing clipping, hanging in the punishment room for ten days and ten nights in the insect society.
This is not called sadomasochism, nor is it called plunder. He has a unique name in the marriage law.
It is called "teaching".
In the marriage law, there are more than a thousand "teaching regulations" alone. There are so many ways to teach that insects can't keep up.
He Yi: The insect society is so terrifying! [shivering.jpg]
Ding Dong~!
He Yi reluctantly suppressed his complicated emotions and opened the text message that popped up in the message notification bar.
"Dear! Your express package No. 4032 has arrived at the villa. If you have any specific delivery requirements, you can contact the express robot No. 009. The service is excellent and the timeliness is fast. Welcome to consult! "
"Xiao Yi, bring the express in."
[Ah, great master! Xiao Yi feels honored to serve you! ] Xiao Yi's tone is cheerful and rhythmic.
He Yi frowned, "Where is the male insect strategy guide chip you had some time ago? How come you have restored the ancient insect tone? Can't you be more normal?"
Xiaoyi immediately complained:
[Ah, Master! Your female servant reserve has a vicious heart! He destroyed Xiaoyi's chip, forcing Xiaoyi to use the chip from the time on the deserted planet. This is not only an insult to Xiaoyi, but also disrespectful to you! His heart is damnable! ]
It spoke in an excited tone, the red light in its eyes flickered, and its green metal body bent downwards into a right angle.
[Ah, Master! Great male insect! Please take up your little whip, let him taste the trembling of the soul, let him feel pain, let him tremble every day!]
He Yi warned unhappily, "The robot will welcome you back to the factory center."
Xiao Yi shut up with interest and went out to get the express delivery in shame.
*
After having a meal alone in the afternoon, the leisurely He Yi collapsed on the sofa and thought about a question: Where is the fruit of the insect tribe?
Even in the harsh apocalypse, due to his plant-based abilities, he could guarantee to eat fresh and juicy fruits after meals. However, he had been on the Bug Star for several days, but he had not seen any fruit.
This was unscientific.
Although the food on the Bug Star was very delicious, without the fruit after meals, he always felt like he was missing a bit of his soul and was a bit exhausted. If he was still living on a resource-scarce wasteland, it would be fine. But he had already arrived on a rich planet, but he could not enjoy delicious fruits. This was a bit of torture for the bug.
He Yi opened the Star Network forum and searched for the keyword: fruit.
There were no results.
He typed again: durian. His favorite fruit.
Then, he saw the search results under a bunch of entries and randomly clicked on a hot post marked in red.
Posted under the name: #818 The fruit offering that haunts the female insect soul#
He swiped the light screen and looked carefully:
1# I beg for reward for the fruit offering
I, a female insect with a broken nucleus, my only wish before death is to get a fruit offering from the male insect.
2# Second-hand aircraft sales
[pat head.jpg] Child, rest in peace, I hope you can get what you want after returning to the embrace of the insect god.
3# I will knock off the head of the insect that hit me
Don't dream! The male insect can only eat two fruit offerings every month, how can he give them to other insects?
4# General's only fan, come and fight if you don't agree I
was lucky enough to eat lemon fruit, and the sourness hides the bitterness that is deeply engraved in the heart, and the bitterness is buried in the sourness that is deeply engraved in the bones. While eating, I watched the male and the female servant I hated the most being affectionate. [sour to the point of falling out of my teeth.jpg] [bitter to the point of heartache.jpg]
5#Lavender with purple sorrow
Come, hug me with love! We share the same pain and weep together~[cry and cry.jpg]
6#Make eggs
I’ll keep my name secret, but I can secretly tell you the taste of durian. The flesh is soft, fragrant and sweet, which makes insects intoxicated.
7#What should I do if the cute male insect says he likes me
The upstairs liar, how can you, a female insect, know the taste of durian?
8#The male took me to see the stars
How is it impossible? The male gave a piece to the male insect cub, and the cub secretly gave me a bite.
9#Male Master's Toy
Ah! So envious, the one upstairs is actually a female! Come and tell me in detail what it smells like?
10#So handsome
At first, I smelled a particularly strong fragrance from a distance, and when I got closer, I could smell the stench of decay, soft and sweet. It was full of forbidden charm like the extremely sweet male insect prince, and it felt like I was humiliated and whipped by the prince, but I resisted and fell deeply in love with him.
11#Sunflower with a little sun
Ah! Damn sweet.
12#Humble Xiaomu is asking for marriage online
I want to eat!
13#I am so cute to death by the prince
I want to eat +1
...
He Yi read them patiently one by one. It turns out that there are no fruits in the insect tribe, only offering fruits. There are two varieties of offering fruits, one is lemon fruit and the other is durian fruit.
Due to the climate and geographical conditions of the insect planet, it is difficult to cultivate offering fruits. Offering fruits are monopolized by the Male Insect Protection Association. When visiting the high-level male insects in the middle of each month, a lemon fruit and a durian fruit will be distributed as gifts.
Lemon fruit has the effect of promoting body fluid and quenching thirst, soothing the stomach and stabilizing pregnancy. It is often given by the male insects to the female monarch who is pregnant with eggs, or the female servants who are quite favored. Durian fruit has the effect of improving immunity and strengthening physical fitness. It is a must-have supplement for high-level male insects.
He Yi looked through
the almanac and found that there were still about 10 days until the middle of the month. He pursed his lips and sighed: Oh, it's still a long way to go before the day of delivering the offerings. What if Ah Zhao also likes to eat durian fruit? Should I give it all to Ah Zhao, or give each of them half?
It's really a very vexing matter.
Admiral Zhao, who He Yi was thinking about, was in the office of Marshal Yuan at this time.
"Marshal Yuan!" Admiral Zhao saluted respectfully as soon as he stepped into the office.
"Zhao, congratulations." Marshal Mori Yuan said in a cold voice, with a barely detectable smile in his eyes.
Zhao recalled the reluctant expression of the Lord when he left this morning, and moved his right little finger uncomfortably, "Well, thank you."
"It seems that His Highness He Yi treats you very well." Marshal Mori Yuan said as he stood up and turned on the indoor shielding device, motioning Zhao to sit down, "I remember you were planning to chase the stars and the sea all your life."
Zhao's fair cheeks were instantly flushed with a layer of red, "Well, the Lord is... very good, I..." Thinking of the Lord's tenderness and sweetness, his heart was pounding.
Mori Yuanshuai changed the subject, "What is the secret that you didn't have time to tell me before you disappeared?"
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