Baby-faced Phoebe leaned on the pillow and brushed her hair with one hand, "Why, you look so happy and still have the energy to make a video call, did His Highness Congratulate you?"
Zhao frowned and said nothing.
Zhao did not meet Staff Officer Ze as he wished, but he heard Ze's sweet and coquettish voice beside Phoebe, "My Lord, the Admiral must have something to ask me, can you give me back my computer?"
"Please~"
Zhao said with a sigh. He really wanted to overturn this bowl of dog food.
Phoebe shook the screen triumphantly, and easily avoided the finger of Staff Officer Ze that was about to reach the computer, and said with a smile, "Be good, don't move, what can happen at this time?"
After comforting the female servant, he teased through the screen with a sly look on his face: "Admiral Zhao, do you have anything to do? If not, I'll hang up first. Ze and I are busy contributing to the reproduction of the Zerg."
Zhao hung up the call expressionlessly.
Most of the good mood just now disappeared. It was really unfortunate that he finally got a chance to fight back, but in the end he was shown off again.
Is he... showing off for nothing?
Admiral Zhao, who showed off for nothing, was not discouraged. He took a deep breath, flipped through the address book, and immediately made a video call to Adjutant Xi.
He comforted himself: It doesn't matter. I can't show off in front of my married friends, but I can find Adjutant Xi, an older, unmarried female insect who is always attentive to male insects, right?
As he expected, the video call was connected within a few seconds.
However, the angle of the screen seemed a little wrong? If he was not mistaken, Adjutant Xi was lying on his back on the bed, and the screen was shot from top to bottom.
"Admiral, good evening," Adjutant Xi yawned.
Zhao learned from experience and decided to speak first, "Xi, my male master just covered me with a quilt." His tone was as plain as ever, but the joy in his eyes could not be concealed.
"Ah?" Adjutant Xi rubbed his sleepy eyes and waited for his admiral's next words.
However, the reserved Admiral Zhao did not say anything else, because it was the first time, he obviously did not grasp the essence of showing affection, he was still waiting to see the envious expression of Adjutant Xi.
"That's all?" Adjutant Xi looked surprised, "Admiral, let me sort it out first, your lord, His Highness He Yi, will cover you with a quilt? And then?"
"You didn't sleep?"
Admiral Zhao was caught off guard and choked.
What could he say, yes, we didn't sleep? Obviously impossible. So, the witty Admiral Zhao changed the subject unnaturally, "Why are you sweating all over? Have you just exercised?"
Speaking of this, Adjutant Xi also perked up, with a look on his face as if he had won a huge lottery, and smiled mysteriously, "Yes, crab. Exercise, with my Princess Shira, just now!"
"Admiral, I am so happy! Not long after returning from the deserted planet, the princess agreed to my proposal!"
The sour smell of love filled the entire screen.
He pulled back the quilt and shyly boasted, "Look, I'm preparing for pregnancy now."
Zhao glanced at the purple and blue marks on Adjutant Xi's body, and then glanced at his coccyx that was propped up high by the pillow. Is this... the standard sleeping position to retain the love of the hero?
He was shortsighted.
Adjutant Xi didn't just wake up, he clearly looked like he had just been moisturized.
Envy and jealousy grew wildly in Admiral Zhao's eyes. He smiled, "Congratulations, you got what you wanted."
Adjutant Xi happily pulled the quilt over and covered it again, "Congratulations, Admiral, didn't you also get the favor of His Highness He Yi?"
Zhao thought to himself: How can the meat pie that is already in my mouth be the same as the vegetarian pie that is still hanging in front?
Alas, there is no way, his master - is not yet an adult!
Zhao has never eaten lemons, but at this moment he feels like he is about to become sour like a lemon. He pursed his lips and asked, "By the way, didn't you collect a lot of learning materials last time? Share it?"
Since he can't get ahead in the progress of getting close to the master, he can first improve his level of pleasing the master.
He wants to be an experienced bug!
"Okay, I have hundreds of Ts here," Adjutant Xi said with a satisfied look on his face, smiling a little like asking for a beating, "You can take your time to watch it. Friendly reminder, if you watch it with His Highness He Yi, the effect will be better... Hehe." Zhao
responded vaguely and decided to go back and increase the workload for the "capable" Adjutant Xi.
After confirming that the data had been received, Zhao had a calm face, "Thank you, it's getting late, I'm hanging up."
He hung up the phone quickly. With the serious mentality of researching an academic paper, Zhao roughly browsed through the titles of the video data of hundreds of Ts. Among a long list of titles that made the bug blush, he poked a title that looked very serious and in line with his status.
——The
opening of "The Guide to Post-Marriage for Military Females" is a beautiful and slightly fresh landscape video.
He secretly praised: It's well shot.
After checking the immersive viewing mode, he projected the light screen onto the opposite wall, and adjusted the head of the bed to a soft pillow reclining mode, and waited for the main film with half-closed eyes.
Soon, a tall and upright military female appeared in the screen.
Then, the military female spent a full five minutes, using an extremely charming posture to remove the already thin and transparent clothes. Then he used a pair of flexible hands to play with himself from tongue to toe, with a variety of tricks, which opened Chong's eyes.
The video was filled with pain and joy with a hoarse crying voice. When the female soldier picked up the dark red leather rope covered with tiny soft thorns on the ground, Zhao was already dry-mouthed.
"Ah Zhao, do you like this?"
The burning breath sprayed in his ears, and the low sound knocked on his heart through the eardrums - bang, bang, bang.
Zhao was startled and turned around to see the male master standing by the bed, who didn't know how long he had been watching.
The pupils were shaking!
"Are you scared? You are watching it very seriously. I can't even hear me knocking on the door." He Yi raised his eyebrows and smiled.
Zhao was frightened and subconsciously moved to the side. His claws trembled at the thin blanket, and his throat rolled uncontrollably. "My lord, when did you come in?"
He Yi's eyes flickered slightly, and he approached and held the female insect's red face with both hands, looking at her with interest. "Are you so timid? You were scared like this, what's wrong? Don't you welcome me?"
Zhao didn't hear the male insect's words clearly. He only felt a group of hot pheromones swarming towards him, transforming into countless fire elves, plucking the string of reason in his heart.
Countless images flashed through his mind in an instant:
how he took off his clothes, how he seduced the male lord, and how he was torn apart by the male lord. Abdomen...
Restrain yourself, restrain yourself, Zhao Zhao!
Zhao shook his head slightly, trying to get rid of the chaotic thoughts that had become a pot of porridge, and explained with red eyes: "Male lord, I... I just... I didn't..." He was not the kind of insect who would be promiscuous behind the male lord's back.
He regretted it now, very much!
He almost wanted to chop off his claws that had checked the immersion mode not long ago!
Seeing that the female insect was about to get angry, He Yi no longer teased him and nodded seriously, "Well, I know... Don't worry, I respect your preferences."
After all... A hero doesn't ask about his fate, and a gangster doesn't care about his age.
Don't look at He Yi's calmness now. In fact, when he pushed the door in, he was also stunned: Ah Zhao's taste is so strong? !
Zhao: ...
No, he is not.
He usually doesn't watch movies with a little color. He only watches those very niche and pure love stories on the market. And because his taste is too niche and unique, he has switched to the novel section some time ago after watching the only remaining movies on the market over and over again.
The video in the room is still playing. There was a well-dressed male insect in the screen, and the female and male insects were closely intertwined, their lips and teeth touching. There was a sound of water.
The two insects outside the screen felt a familiar heat, and they turned their heads to look at the indescribable thing in the screen. They looked at each other again.
The picture teased the insects.
The sound teased the insects.
The shy A Zhao also teased the insects.
He Yi was the one being teased.
The shy A Zhao swallowed uncomfortably, slowly raised his paw, and turned off the video.
Although the two insects were embarrassed by the "serious" learning materials last night, the next day, they all chose to forget it and acted as if nothing had happened.
As for what they were thinking in their hearts, no one knew.
Only the hammered pillow on Admiral Zhao's bed knew his anger. Only the pajamas that had been changed twice in He Yi's room knew his embarrassment.
Anyway, in the restaurant early the next morning, the calm He Yi still enjoyed the luxurious male insect breakfast at leisure, while the calm Admiral Zhao, as always, accompanied him by his side, chewing rare energy blocks and drinking high-grade nutrient solution. Until
He Yi watched Admiral Zhao, who was as steady as a mountain, walk out of the villa and step onto the aircraft heading to the military.
He Yi was calm: "Ah Zhao, see you tonight." Admiral
Zhao remained calm: "My lord, see you tonight."
The tone and expression of their farewell, as well as the gesture of waving, seemed to be not much different from the day before.
There was no trace of anger.
However, Admiral Zhao, who had just adjusted the aircraft to autopilot, covered his hot cheeks and collapsed on the comfortable recliner with no hope in life. And He Yi, who had just walked back to the living room, hugged his lifeless head and threw himself on the soft sofa in despair.
At this moment, they were both in the same channel: Ahhhhhh, this is so embarrassing!
Because of the incident in the short movie last night, He Yi did not say goodbye today. He spent the whole day in the emotional discussion area of the Star Network forum.
Even if you haven't eaten pork, you should at least see how a pig runs.
Although most of the views on love in the discussion forum seem rather distorted to He Yi, the tips on love and affection mentioned above are still quite practical.
For example, physical contact should start from the shallow to the deep.
Simply put, hold hands when the atmosphere is harmonious, and then kiss when the atmosphere is more ambiguous. Physical contact is similar to confession to some extent, and only by progressing step by step can both parties feel more comfortable.
For example, dates are essential.
The viewpoint of one of the highly praised posts is: You can not be in love, but you must date. Dates can not only show personal charm, but also enhance feelings. The more He Yi read, the more he felt that it made sense.
He stroked his chin and made a decision: date, arrange it!
As a man of action, He Yi decided to have a sweet date with Ah Zhao tonight.
After all, a date is something that should be done sooner rather than later. As
for those weird and exciting date guides in the discussion forum, He Yi did not adopt any of them. He chose the classic date trilogy on Earth - eating, shopping, and watching a movie!
He first sent a text message to Zhao:
"A Zhao, don't leave after work, see you at the gate of the military department, there is a surprise waiting for you~~ [Heroic Lord Loves You Forever.jpg]"
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