Fate in this life rose shop.
A bug wearing a baseball cap and big sunglasses wandered at the door of the store, behaving sneakily and suspiciously.
Yes, this is He Yi in disguise.
His face is also covered with a thin filter mask, as thin as a cicada's wing, and breathable, a bit like the ** of ancient Earth. You can also change your external image by adjusting the mask filter. This mask turns his gorgeous beauty into an ordinary person who will be immediately buried in the insect swarm.
In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, he has to keep a low profile as a bug!
After all, as a pure S-level male bug who has just returned to the insect star, the popularity of his face now is no less than that of any traffic star in the star. Wherever he goes, he will cause a big commotion.
Alas, it really fits the old saying of the ancient insect tribe - insects are afraid of being famous, and the beasts are afraid of being strong.
In order to avoid mistakes, he put a lot of effort into dressing up.
In the insect tribe, roses are bought by female insects and given to male insects for courtship or marriage proposal. In order to pretend to be a female insect, the first thing to do is to restrain the male insect pheromones, which can be solved with his strong mental strength.
Secondly, because the upper body of female insects and sub-female insects below the neck and above the waist is covered with complicated insect patterns, while male insects have no insect patterns. Therefore, He Yi tied a decorative scarf around his neck. He
Yi pulled the scarf uncomfortably, took a deep breath, and walked into the rose shop.
"Welcome, sir. Do you want to buy now or make a reservation?" A slender sub-female came towards him, smiling voluptuously.
"Buy now."
"Then do you want one 'courtship' series or 999 'this life' proposal series?" The sub-female clerk asked with a smile.
"Both."
"It seems that sir is very wealthy. I wish you can get a male insect tonight." The sub-female clerk was surprised for a moment and then smiled and blessed. Courtship and proposal are carried out at the same time, which is amazing.
He has seen many sub-females like this one who are ordinary in appearance but very confident. They either made a fortune or were born into a noble family. The sub-female clerk was jealous and envious: Why is the difference between insects so big?
"Thank you for your good words." He Yi automatically replaced the male insect in the mouth of the female with his Ah Zhao in his mind, and nodded in thanks.
After the five-star score, He Yi held a beautifully packaged rose and a space ring containing 999 roses in his hand.
"Sir, the total is 11 billion star coins. Our store is offering a 10% discount. Thank you for the 9.9 billion star coins."
The wealthy He Yi said:
"I don't want a discount. Pay the original price!"
Just kidding, the roses are discounted, what if his romance is also discounted?
The clerk was very happy with He Yi's nouveau riche behavior. This is a benefit that comes to his doorstep. If nothing unexpected happens, his salary commission will increase again.
When He Yi walked out of the flower shop, he saw a female insect cub sitting on the side of the road crying.
He didn't want to care, but then he thought that in the cold and indifferent insect society, if he didn't care, no other insect would care.
Thinking of Ah Zhao in his cub form when he first met him, He Yi's eyes were filled with tenderness.
Well, he reluctantly became a police uncle.
After hesitating for a few seconds, he walked up to the cub and asked, "Cub, why are you crying here? Where is your female father?" The male insects of the insect tribe only eat, drink and have fun. Take care of the cub? Go to bed!
"I want to buy a rose for my female father, but I don't have enough money." The cub sobbed.
"Why not give it to the cute little male insect, but to your female father?" He Yi rarely saw such a maverick cub on the insect planet, and was very curious about him.
The cub wiped away his tears and said softly, "Because the little male insect can receive a lot of roses, but my female father has never received any, he likes roses very much...but he is gone, and they all say that my female father betrayed my male father, and that my female father doesn't want me anymore, woo woo woo..."
"After I buy the flowers, my female father will definitely come back to see me...he likes roses so much."
"Is that so..." He Yi didn't have the heart to expose the cub's naive and childish thoughts. He took the female insect cub's hand and went back into the flower shop, paid for him and bought him a large bouquet of roses.
"Here, I wish you all the best, baby."
The cub struggled to hold a bouquet of flowers that was bigger than him, smiling: "Big brother, thank you for your generosity, my name is Lu."
"Well, good boy, brother has something to do and I'll leave first." He Yi raised his hand and looked at the laptop, well, there was still enough time.
"Big brother, goodbye."
"Goodbye."
At 5:35 pm, He Yi appeared at the gate of the military department. He hid the rose behind him, looking forward to the appointment with Zhao.
He wandered around the gate for a while and sent a text message to Zhao:
"The roses are in bloom, I'm waiting for you outside the door. [Appointment? .jpg]"
Then, he took off his mask and took a standard photo of himself holding a rose and standing in front of the gate of the military department with a toothy smile. He also sent it.
Maybe it was because he wandered around the gate for too long, neither going in nor leaving. The guard from the security department couldn't help but come over and ask:
"Hello, sir, how can I help you...His Highness He Yi?!"
The guard was caught off guard by the close-up beauty of the male insect and stuttered, "Your Highness, what's the matter...is there anything I can do for you? I can help you."
Seeing that he was accidentally exposed, He Yi quickly put on his mask and waved his hands, "It's okay, I'm waiting for the insect, you go about your business, don't worry about me."
"Shh, don't make a sound."
"Oh, okay." The guard nodded blankly.
After a while, the guard came over again and said in a low voice, "Your Highness, do you want to sit in the guard room for a while? I have some male insect snacks. It's too sunny outside."
He Yi looked up at the setting sun that had already hidden in the clouds, and then looked down at his outfit that didn't show any skin. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said politely, "Don't worry, I'll walk here for a walk."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a tall and handsome military woman walking out of the gate.
The military woman had clear eyebrows and eyes.
The hem of her shirt was gathered into her military pants, pinching the waistline to be particularly attractive, and the military pants below the waist just fit his figure, outlining his well-proportioned and slender legs.
"A Zhao, I'm here~" He Yi waved with a slightly excited smile, with the ending tone rising.
Although this is the main gate of the military, in fact, there are very few bugs coming in and out from here. Because the military already has a very large air vehicle parking lot, the female soldiers go in and out directly from there when they go to and from work, which is very convenient.
So the main gate of the military here is equivalent to a back door.
As soon as Admiral Zhao walked out of the gate, he saw two bugs talking outside the empty door.
Then, the fully armed bug waved to him.
It's... the hero.
He strode forward, and before he could say anything, a rose was stuffed into his hand.
He Yi smiled and said the lines he had practiced countless times along the way: "A Zhao, among the 10 trillion female soldiers on the entire insect star, only you are the unique rose in my heart, with a fragrance all over the place."
Zhao swallowed the words that were about to come to his mouth.
He was probably... the first female insect on the insect star to receive a rose from the male master? Unspeakable joy flowed in his heart.
He Yi said the second sentence of his confession in one go: "Just like roses represent love, and I just like you."
As he said that, he took out a space ring engraved with a hollow rose pattern and slowly and solemnly put it on the middle finger of the female insect's left hand.
Zhao stupidly let the male insect lead his hand and walk forward, and his right hand tightly held the rose. His nose was sour, but his heart was dancing with ecstasy.
It was nice that a bug came for him with flowers in his hands.
"Thank you, Lord."
"I like roses very much, and I like you very much too."
He thought: He will eventually return to the arms of the God of Bugs, but the romance given by the Lord of Bugs will last until death.
...
The two bugs, trapped in a sweet love, walked away hand in hand. The guard who stayed aside and ate melons quietly, skillfully opened the female bug gossip entertainment section of the Star Network forum.
There was a hot post on the front page of the section.
The post name: #The Light of the Empire and the Two or Three Things of His Male Bug#
He smiled like a civet who had eaten a big melon, and excitedly sent out the back photo he had just taken.
There were too many civets jumping up and down in the melon field. Of course he had to share this fresh and hot melon in his hand. After all -
those civets who couldn't find the melon were very pitiful.
He edited the text: "At the gate of the military, at 6 pm, His Highness He Yi confessed his love to Admiral Shang with a rose. The picture was so beautiful and the content was so sweet, ah ah ah! This couple is so sweet, the sweetness is beyond the standard!"
After posting, he slid the light screen upwards. He licked the high-end and classy town building picture again - the hand-holding photo next to the warship at the welcome ceremony.
While licking, he sighed: perfect match.
Yaoyuewan Couple Restaurant.
The whole restaurant was covered with red rose petals. The dim yellow light was dimly lit, matching the hazy night outside the transparent glass window, swaying in every corner of the restaurant.
It made the insect feel happy.
The bright and lively background music jumped into the elegant and stylish aromatherapy, shaking every customer's heart.
It made the insect relax physically and mentally.
However, He Yi was neither relaxed nor happy sitting in the noble and elegant seat.
On the contrary, he was very depressed!
Zhao carefully poured a pot of tea for He Yi.
He Yi became even more depressed.
Zhao didn't understand why the lord, who was so cheerful just now, changed his face after entering the restaurant.
At a loss, Zhao could only be more alert and serve more attentively.
Yes, serve.
He Yi put down the chopsticks in his hand and said, "Let's go."
He was wrong. He shouldn't have just looked at the online ratings and walked into the restaurant rashly. He shouldn't have compared the insect couple restaurant with the earth's couple restaurant.
Admittedly, this restaurant can be called excellent in terms of decoration, furnishings, and atmosphere. However, there are only seats for male insects here, and female insects can only stand!
That's fine. Can we add a temporary seat?
But the restaurant can't say it, and A Zhao is unwilling to do it. The surrounding insects looked at A Zhao with contempt, as if he had done something unforgivable.
He took a rough look and found that there were very few female insects standing in the restaurant. Most of them were kneeling. The short, fat, round, and greasy male insect opposite him has 1, 2, 3, 4... 12 female insects kneeling beside him!
Damn!
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