Zhao turned his head and stared at the sub-female on the screen, and said sourly: "Yes, he is not only a good actor, but also looks good."
"The burgundy hair is beautiful and cute, the purple eyes are mysterious and romantic, and the white and clean face makes Chong feel pity..."
"Yangliu has a slender waist, is very charming, and looks vulgar..." The more he talked, the more aggrieved he felt.
In his heart, he was slandering like a fox, so ugly! The more
He Yi listened, the less fragrant the popcorn in his mouth was. He turned his head and asked: "A Zhao, do you like this sub-female very much?"
Zhao stared at the screen with a cold look in his blue eyes, and said faintly: "I like it, why not?" He likes him so much that he wants to cut him into pieces with his own hands.
He Yi smacked his lips. Why is this popcorn a bit bitter?
Ah Zhao is not thinking about... a lesbian relationship, is he?
I wonder if it is too late for him to change his personality now?
Yi Yi, don't panic, this is just a small scene!
After He Yi calmed down, he turned sideways and covered the female insect's eyes with his hands. He blew a breath of hot air into the female insect's ears with a malicious intention, and deliberately lowered his voice, "Ah Zhao, lesbian love is illegal."
Admiral Zhao, who was hammering the fox spirit in his mind, was confused by the male insect's actions. His breathing stagnated, and his heart felt like a depth bomb was thrown into it.
There were sweet bubbles all the time.
"My lord, my ears are itchy... please stop... stop blowing." The warm breath kept lingering in his ears. He was reluctant to avoid it, but waves of numbness spread from his cervical spine to his whole body like electric shocks, and his bones were numb.
The male insect extended the tip of his tongue and lightly touched Zhao's red earlobe, which was dripping with blood, and hummed softly:
"Do you like that sub-female, or do you like me?"
Zhao was stimulated to snort, and the claws on his knees trembled instantly, and the sharp claws unique to female insects showed a head.
"I like... I like you." Zhao hurriedly hid his claws behind his back, his blue eyes flickering, "Then, then what about you, my lord?"
"Me what?" He Yi tilted his head.
"Do you like him, or... like me?" Zhao lowered his head and dared not look at the male master's expression. He was afraid that the male master would answer that he liked both, and he was even more afraid that the male master would answer that
he liked the sub-female more. He Yi caught the female insect's claws and held them between his fingertips to play with them, as if he was playing with a novel toy. "Of course it's you. Who told you that I like the sub-female? Don't let your imagination run wild. I just told you that he has good acting skills, but you said a lot of good things about him, which made me almost think that you..."
He Yi didn't continue to speak, but Zhao understood what he had not finished. He pulled his insect claws lightly uncomfortably, but he didn't twitch, and he didn't dare to move anymore. He lowered his eyes and let the male insect play with him.
"Hiss--"
He Yi withdrew his hand in pain, and a few drops of blood appeared on his fingertips. He was stunned: Are the claws of female insects so sharp?
Zhao raised his eyes and saw the blood on the male insect's hand, and his face turned pale with fright. He quickly held the male insect's finger and put it in his mouth. The claws of the female insect are slightly poisonous, and saliva can detoxify.
"It's okay, it doesn't hurt at all." Before He Yi had time to use wood energy to treat himself, he was frightened by Zhao's overly frightened expression.
Looking at Zhao's pale face, He Yi raised his uninjured right hand and scratched his nose tip, "Will the nails of female insects grow long? Do you trim them regularly? Will you accidentally poke yourself?" He asked several questions in a row, trying to divert Zhao's attention.
Because He Yi had only seen the punishment for clipping bone wings in the "Insect Marriage Law", but had not seen the provisions for clipping nails, he mistakenly believed that insects' nails were the same as humans', but they were slightly sharper after being transformed into insects.
Therefore, the ignorant He Yi did not know that bone wings, bone wings, and insect claws were the three major weapons of female insects in battle, and female insects would never clip them themselves, unless... the male master punished them. In fact, due to the extremely high hardness of insect claws, they must be pulled out by the roots to be removed, and the life span of female insects whose claws were pulled out was halved. Only the "Insect Criminal Law" listed such harsh and cruel punishments as "pulling insect claws".
After hearing He Yi's question, Zhao seriously thought about the current political situation. The Federation had just been defeated and surrendered, and the empire was stable. It seemed that there was no need for war. Then his loss of the insect claw would probably not affect anything. He tried to squeeze out a smile: "My lord, I can make an appointment for a one-time nail removal surgery, so that it will not appear again." And it will never hurt the lord again.
He thought about it and said, "If you like, you can also do it yourself without surgery." Although letting the lord who has no medical experience to remove the nail may make him faint from the pain.
He Yi saw something strange in the extremely ugly smile on the female insect's face. He was half-believing and half-doubting. He pulled out his finger that had stopped bleeding long ago and directly searched "female insect nail cutting" on the optical computer. Then, he was shocked and broke into a cold sweat.
Almost, he almost...harmed Ah Zhao.
His throat was a little blocked, "Ah Zhao, let's keep the nails, we won't pull them out."
"Then...are you going to cut the bone wings?" Zhao's expression was very calm, as if he was not discussing his own body but some other object.
He Yi felt uncomfortable in his chest, and gently held up the female insect's fluffy head. His dark eyes looked into the deep blue eyes of the female insect, "I don't want to punish you, and I have never thought of hurting you. I just arrived at the insect star and didn't understand a lot of common sense. I didn't know the importance of insect claws to female insects, so I asked those stupid questions."
"Are you stupid? Why didn't you remind me just now?"
"But, I hurt the male master, and I deserve to be punished." Zhao blinked in disapproval.
He Yi was caught off guard and choked. After a while, he took a deep breath and helplessly analyzed according to the female insect's train of thought, "If I punish you, I will feel bad, won't it hurt me more?".
Zhao: It seems to be true, but why do I feel something is wrong?
He thought about it carefully again, well, it makes sense.
Seeing that the female insect seemed to have heard it, the breath that was blocked in He Yi's heart gradually dissipated. He picked up the Coke beside him and gulped it down. As soon as the fat otaku happy water entered his stomach, he felt relaxed all over, "Let's continue watching the movie."
The movie continued. By chance, the beautiful female protagonist found out that she was just a stand-in, and the male insect had an unforgettable white moonlight in his heart, and the torture began.
Torture. The love scene was bloody.
He Yi found it a bit funny. Prepare to eat some more popcorn to suppress the shock.
Zhao's eyes flashed, and he grabbed the male insect's right hand. His eyelashes trembled slightly, "My lord, there is so much blood, I am so scared..."
The trembling and panicked tone of the female insect prompted He Yi to look away from the film, and held the female insect with his backhand, pinched it twice, and said gently: "Don't be afraid, this is just a movie, it's all fake." He was a little puzzled in his heart, how did such a timid female insect become a general?
He recalled the scene of the female insect crying while ruthlessly destroying the insect, and then carefully recalled the female insect in the memory light ball with a stern face and calmness in the face of danger. Maybe... the more afraid you are, the more powerful you will be?
He Yi stood up and found the red button on the seat, and turned on the box mode. "If you are afraid, don't watch it. You should sleep for a while. I will call you after the movie."
Zhao looked at the double seat that turned into a big bed in an instant, and was speechless: Shouldn't I hold him in my arms and comfort him? Why didn't the hero play by the rules?
He took off his shoes with a look of dejection and slowly climbed onto the bed: What went wrong? Was his expression not sincere enough? Or was his tone not seductive enough?
He obviously forgot that those who were held in his arms and comforted in his memory were all sub-females.
After settling the female insect, He Yi started to chew popcorn again.
However, how could Admiral Zhao, who was full of wisdom and strategies on the battlefield, be defeated by such a small failure? When his plan failed, he came up with another one. He deliberately did not take out the pillow from the secret compartment, but secretly placed his head gently on the male insect's strong thigh.
The male insect froze for just a moment, and then chewed popcorn as if nothing had happened.
Seeing that the male insect was not angry, he boldly rubbed it with his head.
The male insect's thigh tightened.
Admiral Zhao, who was getting more and more aggressive, turned his body to the side, stroked the male insect's thigh with one hand, closed his eyes, and looked like he was hugging the "pillow" and sleeping "properly".
The male insect's breathing quickened a little.
Admiral Zhao raised the corners of his lips: Now, the male lord should not be in the mood to watch that sub-female actress, right?
As he expected, the distracted He Yi sighed, dropped the popcorn in his hand, closed his eyes and began to recite the Buddhist scriptures: Form is emptiness, emptiness is form...
Not long after He Yi calmed down, before his hand even touched the popcorn, Admiral Zhao repeated the same trick.
After several times like this, he also roughly saw through the female insect's little thoughts, but he was reluctant to expose it.
He Yi: How can I have the best of both worlds and not let down the female servant's popcorn?
With his strong willpower, He Yi finished watching the short movie on his first date under the intentional or unintentional teasing of the bad-hearted female insect.
After returning to the villa, he ordered a calendar on the Star Network and hung it on the head of his bed, counting down the days to adulthood. Every time he tore off a page, he felt happier.
He narrowed his eyes and thought: I must teach Ah Zhao with my own actions when the time comes -
flirting with male insects will bring retribution!
The days that followed were pretty much the same as usual. In the blink of an eye, it was the day of the cocktail party.
The cocktail party was held at the Saint Similan Castle, the northern fortress of the planet Pasol. This was a social cocktail party for the military and the Male Insect Protection Association. The participants were either high-ranking military females and members of the Male Insect Protection Association, or their families and closely related noble families.
At the cocktail party, every table and tea table was filled with cakes and fine wines, and dozens of elegantly dressed female waiters carried trays and shuttled among the insect swarms.
The attendees held their wine glasses with reserve and talked about love affairs. The more active ones were male insects above A level and military females above the rank of major general.
The male insects all brought two or more female waiters. In comparison, He Yi, who only brought one insect, Admiral Zhao, seemed very abrupt. He Yi did not join those male insects, but took Admiral Zhao to a secluded corner and quietly tasted snacks.
Admiral Zhao stood expressionlessly beside the sofa where he was sitting.
He Yi took a bite of his snack fiercely, and was very dissatisfied with Ah Zhao who refused to sit down. Although most of the female soldiers at the party did not choose to sit down, they did so to show their docility and submission to the male insects, or to make the male masters proud.
But he did not need to be proud, and he had to stand up to feed the female insects a snack.
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President Howard also attended the party. He found He Yi and walked over slowly. There were five female insects beside him, and the one who supported him was a very innocent-looking young female sub-female.
President Howard held the wine glass in his right hand, stood still and said with a smile:
"Mr. He Yi, why are you hiding here drinking alone? Is it because General Zhao didn't serve you well?"
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